Vacation, all he ever wanted

Five years ago, Molly Ivins warned us. After watching George W. Bush serve as Texas’ governor for about six years, Ivins came to a fairly simple conclusion: “I can’t imagine why anyone would consider him for president. He’s not smart, he doesn’t know much, and he doesn’t work hard.” Particularly on that last point, Bush has gone out of his way to prove how right Ivins was.

For contextual purposes, let’s recall that Ronald Reagan, the oldest man ever elected president and someone who was clearly in deteriorating health in his second term, set the standard for vacationing chief executives. During his two terms, Reagan spent all or part of 335 days at his ranch in Santa Barbara, Calif., which was a record.

Bush, meanwhile, will easily pass Reagan’s record this month –and Bush still has three and a half years to go.

President Bush is getting the kind of break most Americans can only dream of — nearly five weeks away from the office, loaded with vacation time.

The president departed Tuesday for his longest stretch yet away from the White House, arriving at his Crawford ranch in the evening for a stretch of clearing brush, visiting with family and friends, and tending to some outside-the-Beltway politics. By historical standards, it is the longest presidential retreat in at least 36 years.

The August getaway is Bush’s 49th trip to his cherished ranch since taking office and the 319th day that Bush has spent, entirely or partially, in Crawford — nearly 20 percent of his presidency to date, according to Mark Knoller, a CBS Radio reporter known for keeping better records of the president’s travel than the White House itself. Weekends and holidays at Camp David or at his parents’ compound in Kennebunkport, Maine, bump up the proportion of Bush’s time away from Washington even further.

I can appreciate that everyone needs a break once in a while, and I don’t begrudge the president taking some time off. But no president has ever avoided work at the White House to the extent that Bush does. At one point last year, we learned that Bush has spent over 40% of his presidency at one of his many “retreats,” not including the hours of exercise he builds into his daily schedule, and the fact that he likes to turn in for the night pretty early.

I wonder how many working Americans would like to spend 40% of their time vacationing at a retreat.

The White House response, of course, is two-fold. One, they say, Bush keeps in touch by leaving Washington.

“Spending time outside of Washington always gives the president a fresh perspective of what’s on the minds of the American people,” White House press secretary Scott McClellan told reporters Friday.

That might be mildly persuasive, if it were true. Under the Bubble Boy policies, Bush continues to only see pre-screened sycophants, so he only learns about what’s on the minds of those who already adore him. “Perspective”? I don’t think so.

Two, they say, nothing substantively changes when Bush is away from the Oval Office.

At the ranch, White House officials say, Bush continues to receive daily national security briefings, sign documents, hold teleconferences with aides and military commanders, and even meet with foreign leaders.

I understand the argument that the president remains engaged and can be an effective leader during his annual month-long escape to Crawford, but there’s ample evidence to suggest otherwise.

The revelation came this morning, when CIA Director George Tenet was on the stand. Timothy Roemer, a former Democratic congressman, asked him when he first found out about the report from the FBI’s Minnesota field office that Zacarias Moussaoui, an Islamic jihadist, had been taking lessons on how to fly a 747. Tenet replied that he was briefed about the case on Aug. 23 or 24, 2001.

Roemer then asked Tenet if he mentioned Moussaoui to President Bush at one of their frequent morning briefings. Tenet replied, “I was not in briefings at this time.” Bush, he noted, “was on vacation.” He added that he didn’t see the president at all in August 2001. During the entire month, Bush was at his ranch in Texas. “You never talked with him?” Roemer asked. “No,” Tenet replied. By the way, for much of August, Tenet too was, as he put it, “on leave.”

And there you have it. National Security Adviser Condoleezza Rice has made a big point of the fact that Tenet briefed the president nearly every day. Yet at the peak moment of threat, the two didn’t talk at all. At a time when action was needed, and orders for action had to come from the top, the man at the top was resting undisturbed….

[A]t this peak moment, Tenet hears about Moussaoui. Someone might have added 2 + 2 + 2 and possibly busted up the conspiracy. But the president was down on the ranch, taking it easy. Tenet wasn’t with him. Tenet never talked with him. Rice — as she has testified — wasn’t with Bush, either. He was on his own and, willfully, out of touch.

But you forget. He needed that entire month to come up with his Solomonic stem cell issue decision.

  • There is this from a Washington Post Milbank and Wright article of April 9, 2004

    This is Bush’s 33rd visit to his ranch since becoming president. He has spent all or part of 233 days on his Texas ranch since taking office, according to a tally by CBS News. Adding his 78 visits to Camp David and his five visits to Kennebunkport, Maine, Bush has spent all or part of 500 days in office at one of his three retreats, or more than 40 percent of his presidency.
    Source: http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn?pagename=article&contentId=A62524-2004Apr8&notFound=true

  • Idleness is an attribute that is valued and even encouraged by the ne’er do well members of the leisure class while at the same time is looked down upon when practiced by the working classes.

    My own theory is that Bush’s brain is cooked from all the years of a party boy lifestyle and he couldn’t handle any more pressure. I’m not the only one that seems to have noticed his nervous tics and verbal gaffes have gotten worse over the course of his presidency. A part of me says that he needs to be away from DC where he can’t do any more damage and another part says that he needs to be in the office managing the people that work for him. Either way it will be a mess.

  • I thought it was quite ironic that Prez Nit Wit told the astronauts to “get back to work!” at the end of his phone call to them yesterday. What I would have given to be a fly on the space station wall after the mikes cut out….

  • I can see why he doesn’t spend much time in DC.

    After all, how hard can the job be when you’re just doing what you’re told? Bush is simply a cipher for big business and Cheney; he doesn’t have to come up with any ideas on his own. When he does, it’s usually to his embarrassment (e.g., the quip about ID). What’s so amazing is that legislators feel the need to stay in DC as much as they do, what with WH staff and lobbyists writing their legislation for them.

    Lazy bastards.

  • I’m reminded of the great quote from Office Space:

    “[I]n a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.”

    We shouldn’t really give him too much grief, though: After all, when he does work, the results are at least as bad.

  • I agree with Mark. Bush’s frequent, lengthy vacations are one more aspect of the entire “Bubble Boy” phenomenon that includes the pre-screened Social Security audiences, the scripted press conferences, the “I don’t read papers, I get my news from Condi” antics, the carefree bicycle trip during a White House evacuation, etc. Those verbal gaffes and facial tics of Bush’s are indicative of a personality that can’t handle any kind of pressure or disagreement beyond a certain point. Only a moderate amount of pressure undoubtedly makes Bush difficult to deal with. (And this isn’t just a guy who partied for years and acts like a dry drunk when he’s angry or tired; this is someone who had issues as a kid, when he reportedly blew up frogs with firecrackers.) So his handlers make sure he’s off to Crawford to hack away at brush before he can say or do the wrong thing in front of a camera. Not that it matters to the press or the public at large. To paraphase Dick Cheney’s infamous comment about deficit spending, “Reagan proved that actually working in the White House doesn’t matter.”

  • Given that what work Bush has done has been uniformly disasterous, he should take even more vacation.

  • Does anyone know the single term record
    for a president being awol? I always heard
    that Calvin Coolidge was right up there.

    “The business of America is business,” he
    said, and away he went, thinking he could
    just let things go, and boy, did they. I heard
    that he was in Vermont so much that people
    forgot about him.

    Anyway, isn’t this characteristic of Bush,
    right back to his National Guard days?
    I wonder if there are any records as to
    how many classes he cut at Yale.

    I also remeber the press playing up his
    absenteeism prior to 9/11. Then, as with
    all his other terrible deeds – this being
    the least offensive – they clammed up.

    Well, it should be good for his ratings,
    shouldn’t it? Let’s watch them.

  • But remember during the debates how the President said, repeatedly, how “hard” it was to be President. And he recently reminded us that he thinks about Iraq and our troops “everah day”. So perhaps we should not be too harsh on him. One beat, two beats – no we should. It’s his job – he gets a car, a house, a staff – I think he should be a little more up on things.

    And in reading this, I think the President has also passed another previous President’s record. Remember in 2000 when Bush criticized Clinton’s “perpetual campaign” and all the time he spent on fundraising? I don’t have a fast enough internet connection to track this down, but I’m pretty sure that by 2003 Bush had done more fundraising events in his first three years than Clinton had in his first five. And with the 2004 elections thrown in, I am sure that President Bush has already set a new record for fundraising, too. And that’s not counting his silly Social Security road show.

    But no oral sex in the Oval office, so I guess it’s all OK.

  • Let’s not forget that he also plays video games for two hours every day, and his favorite show is SportsCenter — so that’s three more hours every day that he’s off the clock.

    It’s good to be the King.

  • Remember Fredo in the Corleone Crime Family? Wouldn’t you rather Bush were away on vacation as much as possible? I’m sure Godfather Cheney heaves a snarl of relief every time Bush heads for Crawford.

  • What difference does it make? I mean, the guy’s not really in charge anyway. Whether he;s there or not is immaterial, in my view.

  • Where the hell have I been since 9/11? Until now, I had NEVER heard that Tenet never briefed Bush even once during August! Not even on the fucking August 6, 2001, PDB? How did I miss this? And — I know, this is a rhetorical and useless question — why hasn’t the CCCP (Compliant Complicit Corporate Press) screamed this to the heavens? Why didn’t the 9/11 Commission?

    Jesus, how the fuck did I miss this? And I thought that I was paying a fair amount of attention to all of the “news” both in the CCCP and the blogosphere. Damn! Damn! Damn it to fucking hell, DAMN IT!!!

    I think I will go now and have my nervous breakdown….

  • AB:
    Did you see “Farenheit 9/11?” There’s a scene showing shrub boy down at the ranch that August with 2 men holding folders,its the famous PDB. Michael Moore has flashing arrows pointing to them and then shows shrub boy off fishing that day after being briefed!! If I recall correctly it is mentioned in the 9/11 Commission Report about his being briefed at the ranch by official backup CIA types…………great, Im sure all of us can be so reassured he’s just sharp as a tack now! Is it true he still plays video games after becoming the president?! Unbelievable!!

  • Anyone who would go out in the heat of day, in August, in Texas, intent on showing what a down-home good ol’ boy he is, by hacking at mesquite, the way a working man might… is simply nuts.

    NUTS (but, of course, we already knew that).

    Cut brush in November, if you must.

    Better yet, just ignore it.

    When will one of the slavish white house reporters, reporting on camera in front of one of Shrub’s sheds, interview some hard-working (no vacation) Tejano who knows all about how (and when) to work outdoors in Texas.

  • Considering what a monumental screw-up he has been so far
    wouldn’t you want to be out of public sight as much as possible if
    you were GWB?

  • Why doesn’t he just resign and retire? He obviously doesn’t give a shit about what happens to America or Americans. Let him go home, clear brush, ride his bike and continue being the ignorant, mediocre moron he’s been all his life. Just stop causing the deaths of thousands of Americans and Iraquies!

  • I actually think that the world’s better off when Bush isn’t doing anything. Bush should take even more vacation, I say.

  • How much bloody brush can these presidential ranches have? Reagan, 41 and now 43, all goin’ home to clear brush. If I was worth gazillions, there is no way I’d be clearing brush. I’m not lazy but there are certain things on your property that it takes heavy equipment to do. He has thousand of acres – how long is this brush-clearing going to take him before he’s at his starting point again? Oh, I forgot – it’s a “me macho man” PHOTO OP. Mission Accomplished.

  • Our nation is at another low point in the eyes of the world and our inept “leader” is off on another unearned vacation to cut brush. I’m surprised he just doesn’t burn the brush seeing how he likes to avoid work. I am no longer proud to be an American the way this Adminstration is treating humanity in general…and we call ourselves a Democracy. What a joke. I’d run for Congress, but I don’t have 3 or 4 million to throw at a campaign…..therefore we no longer have a Democracy. Money is running the country. No wonder most of the world despises us the arrogant way our “leader” acts on the world stage. I am willing to bet next week’s paycheck that within 6 years after he leaves or is thrown out of office, he will be Commissioner of Baseball which he always really wanted to be. God save America and eventually Baseball.

  • Thank god he doesn’t go to work. Could you imagine the shit we’d be in if he put in normal time. Give the dork a permanent vacation.

  • You guys are idiots. He’s not smart? Guess a degree from Harvard is easy. What are you all’s credentials? Typical leftist bullshit here. Because Bush actally cares enough about America to defend it from further attacks people get on his case about it. Did Clintion, no he didn’t. I swear this country is going to hell with people thinking the way everyone here thinks. You guys don’t know why he cuts brush, lmao this is good. You are lazy dumbasses is what it comes down to. None of you have probably ever done an honest days work and probably complain like hell if ya had to.

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