Some guys just don’t know when to quit

Just in case the antiabortion group Columbia Christians for Life (conveniently located at Christian Life and Liberty.net) hadn’t been ridiculed enough for exploiting the tragedy of Hurricane Katrina for political gain, the group is at it again.

First, the group alerted like-minded fundamentalists to the idea that the satellite image of the storm, as far as the group’s leaders are concerned, resembles a fetus. As they explained it, the storm destroyed New Orleans in part because Louisiana has 10 abortion clinics and the image in the clouds is “proof” that God is sending us a “message.”

Next, the group sent out a follow-up alert, explaining that God sent Katrina after Louisiana to prevent Southern Decadence, an annual gay-themed bash that was scheduled for Labor Day weekend in New Orleans.

Now, as Salon noted today, it’s back with yet still more lunacy.

“As sad as it is to see the heart-aching loss of life and the suffering of people in New Orleans, ” the Columbia Christians say in their latest e-mail message, “we can only give praise to God for sparing the lives of the innocent unborn who have been murdered by the tens of thousands in New Orleans and the rest of the state of Louisiana, year-after-year-after-year, despite prophetic warnings from men of God.”

The group continues: “God is not mocked. We reap what we sow … The city of New Orleans has sown innocent bloodshed and violence in the womb for years and years and has now reaped bloodshed and violence on her streets. May the people in the city of New Orleans be broken by God’s Holy Law, receive, by God’s grace, his gift of faith … and receive his great salvation through Christ alone, repenting of their sins, and receiving Jesus Christ (Yahshua Messiah) as their Lord and Savior. Hallelu-Yah ! Then, may New Orleans be delivered from her many sins!”

In truth, I realize that this is just some fringe group that keeps pumping out crazed missives because it enjoys the publicity. It’s not as if James Dobson or Pat Robertson were making these remarks; if they were, it’d be a far bigger deal.

But with that in mind, it’s worth noting that some of the bigger players have been walking down the same road, albeit with less inflammatory rhetoric.

[T]here has been enough speculation [about ascribing divine intent to natural disasters] that Focus on the Family, psychologist James Dobson’s Colorado-based Christian ministry, has been promoting media appearances by its director of “teen apologetics,” the Rev. Alex McFarland.

McFarland said in a telephone interview that theologians had debated for centuries how a good, wise and all-powerful God could allow so much evil and suffering.

“When someone asks ‘Why do innocent people suffer?’ I will gently remind them that we are not really innocent,” he said. “God did create a perfect world. But we humans introduced moral evil, sin, rebellion and disobedience. And after God judged human sin in Noah’s flood, the weather patterns that we know today developed.”

When told that some Bush critics linked the storm to global warming, Focus’ McFarland said “it’s sad that people would take the opportunity to spin this into some kind of political sound bite.”

“Are we taking the opportunity to make this into a religious sound bite? I suppose so,” he said. “But that is only at the prompting of people’s questions. Human suffering, and the longing for answers, and the desire to process this spiritually and emotionally — that’s a defensible reality. Whereas George W. Bush creating global warming, and consequently Katrina, is speculative at best.”

First, I’m glad a Focus representative can recognize his own hypocrisy. Second, why is global warming “speculative,” but weather patterns emerging from Noah’s flood not?

One finds similar theories about bad weather in the ramblings of the premillenial dispensationalists, and particularly in the popular Left Behind novels of Tim LaHaye and Jerry Jenkins. In the fourth novel in the series, LaHaye and Jenkins argue that “eons ago, God the Father conceded control of Earth’s weather to Satan himself, the prince and power of the air. God allowed destruction and death by natural phenomena . . . because of the fall of man.” (Soul Harvest, p. 323) In their future mythology, God would not resume direct control of the weather and other natural phenomena until after the Rapture — which, given the absence of mass disappearances and driverless cars, has yet to occur.

Meanwhile, arguing that global warming even exists violates God’s commandment to Adam in Genesis to “subdue the earth” and make it fruitful and prosperous, which naturally includes mining coal and drilling for oil.

  • I’m having trouble following this – so all weather comes from Satan? Even “good” weather like balmy summer evenings?
    What about earthquakes? They’re bad, so they have to come from Satan too, no? Does that mean Satan controls the earth as well?
    How do these people not see the complete lack of logic in their reasoning? It’s beyond me…

  • The ironic upshoot to all of this is that the areas where the “decadence” is most personified – Bourbon Street and the French Quarter – came away relatively unscathed and unflooded. To me this must show that even a “vengeful” God still likes to have a good time…

  • A recent Pew poll showed that 42% of the
    American people believe in creationism.
    While the number who believe in
    evolution, 48%, is higher, it turns
    out that only 26% believe in Darwinism.
    The rest of the 48% believe in God
    assisted evolution. That’s staggering.

    Think of it. Only one in four accepts
    scientific evolution in this country.
    And nearly half believe in a ridiculous
    fable that any eight year old has
    enough knowledge and common
    sense to refute.

    It shouldn’t be any surprise, then, that
    half the American people are capable
    of believing the most bizarre fictions,
    and that no facts, no observations, and
    no reasoning can dissuade them from
    their irrational positions.

    Don’t know why this is true about so
    many human beings, but it is.

  • I also find it interesting that both Islamic extremists and Christian extremists attribute the disaster to God.

    In some ways it makes a certain amount of perverse logic. The Christian extremists believe God has chosen George Bush to be president, and thus helped propel him into office. And through no small amount of incompetence, GWB failed New Orleans.

    Now I don’t pretend to know what God has planned. But I can see how some people’s faith in Him has attributed to this disaster, thus reinforcing their own belief. Sort of a feedback loop.

  • Hark,

    While I am a firm believer in evolution, I also believe in God. I’m no Christian extremist however…I might let you label me a progressive Catholic(?), but I prefer to eschew labels. My belief in a higher power does not perclude me from believing that perhaps he didn’t create everything in “six days”, but in fact had a more complex approach.
    Now, on the flip side, as a believer in evolution, I don’t think its necessary to bring God into its teaching. In fact, I am of the firm belief that God does not belong in the public schools at all. Leave religion in the churches and individuals’ homes, if they so choose. You can explain evolution without God, just as you can explain God without evolution.
    Anyway, I think that’s where the “other half of the 48%” fall. They believe in evolution, but also believe in God. Does that make sense?
    Also, I think that the general population may not understand the term “Darwinism”…and just to clear things up, I am a proponent of Darwin.

  • These people are, as usual, completely clueless. In fact, the people of New Orleans who bore the greatest brunt of the catastrophe were those most likely to be strongly religious and those least likely to have gotten – and been able to pay for – an abortion. So where’s the “justice” in that?! I mean, we’re talking about many people who have several children in tow. These are NOT the people getting abortions.

    These people need to cease with their spew and start helping out.

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