Finally, some candor from McClellan

Before the Senate reached a deal on extending the Patriot Act, the White House was still railing against Senate Dems for their concerns over the law’s civil liberties protections. At yesterday’s press briefing, one reporter noted that Dems aren’t the only ones who want to extend the law to allow more debate.

Q: You suggested that those who are seeking an extension are putting politics above security. That now includes eight Republicans. Are you including them in that accusation?

McClellan: No, it’s the Senate Democrats.

When Dems want a delay to address civil liberties concerns, they’re craven politicians who don’t care about national security. When Republicans want the same thing, they’re principled conservatives. Got it.

It’s always amusing when it’s-OK-if-you’re-a-Republican thinking works its way into GOP talking points, but it’s especially entertaining when the White House press secretary is this blatant about it.

I laughed, I cried .. actually, I just laughed. No matter what they’re paying Scottie, it’s not enough. There aren’t three people in Hollywood who could have delivered that line with a straight face, and they all get millions per picture.

  • I think McClellan is actually a Disney-style animatronic, with maybe five pre-programmed buttons. Every night they feverishly work on re-programming what the buttons will do, then they launch their remote control toy into a press briefing and start playing “Whack-a-Mole” with the buttons. The deadpan delivery, the lack of facial expression, the repetitive and non-responsive answers. You could get a gypsy fortune-telling machine on the boardwalk to do the same things.

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