This week in God

With a tip of the hat to one of my favorite features of The Daily Show, I thought I’d kick the ol’ “God Machine” into gear and highlight some of the more provocative stories of the week from the world of religion.

First up is the Concerned Women for America, a leading religious right group, which believes the manufacturer of Barbie dolls is trying to use the dolls to advance a transgender agenda.

On Dec. 30, CWA, a leading Christian conservative group, noted on its Web site that on the Barbie Web site, www.Barbie.com, “there is a poll that asks children their age and sex.” The age choices were 4 to 8 but children “are given three options for their choice of gender”: I am a Boy, I am a Girl and I Don’t Know.

Bob Knight, director of CWA’s Culture and Family Institute, said Barbie manufacturer Mattel was being influenced by the “transgender movement.” To pose “this transgender question at little girls, they’ve really crossed the line,” Knight said, who added that “bisexuality gender confusion” is the Web site’s agenda, which is “very dangerous.”

It turns out this was just an innocent error and Mattel intended for the third option to be “I don’t want to say.” The site’s been fixed, which is more than we can say for Concerned Women for America’s twisted worldview.

Next is the strange story of some religious right activists anointing the chairs that will be used for Samuel Alito’s confirmation hearings. Literally anointing, with holy oil.

Insisting that God “certainly needs to be involved” in the Supreme Court confirmation process, three Christian ministers today blessed the doors of the hearing room where Senate Judiciary Committee members will begin considering the nomination of Judge Samuel Alito on Monday.

Capitol Hill police barred them from entering the room to continue what they called a consecration service. But in a bit of one-upsmanship, the three announced that they had let themselves in a day earlier, touching holy oil to the seats where Judge Alito, the senators, witnesses, Senate staffers and the press will sit, and praying for each of the 13 committee members by name.

“We did adequately apply oil to all the seats,” said the Rev. Rob Schenck, who identified himself as an evangelical Christian and as president of the National Clergy Council in Washington.

In a post-9/11 era, the fact that strange men can sneak into congressional hearing rooms with liquids of undetermined origins suggests maybe, just maybe, we might want to boost Capitol Hill security a bit.

And finally, one South Carolina Oklahoma pastor will need a better excuse if he plans to get away with stuff like this.

A pastor who has spoken out against homosexuality was arrested after propositioning a male undercover police officer outside a hotel, authorities said.

As the Rev. Lonnie Latham, 59, left jail Wednesday, he said “I was set up. I was in the area pastoring to police.”

Latham, a member of the Southern Baptist Convention’s executive committee, was arrested Tuesday and charged with offering to engage in an act of lewdness, Capt. Jeffrey Becker said.

Latham, of course, has been a supporter of a Southern Baptist Convention initiative to convince gays and lesbians that they can become “ex-gays” if “they accept Jesus Christ as their savior and reject their ‘sinful, destructive lifestyle.'”

Latham insists he was only “pastoring.” Is that what the kids are calling it these days….

…touching holy oil to the seats where Judge Alito, the senators, witnesses, Senate staffers and the press will sit,…

At least everyone will know where to send their dry cleaning bills.

  • Not to be nitpicky, but Lonnie Latham isn’t a South Carolina pastor; he’s a Tulsa, Oklahoma pastor. He was the head of the South Tulsa Baptist Church, whose website has posted information about Latham’s resignation.

    Just wanted to clear that up because, while South Carolina does a fine enough job of embarrassing itself and all, we must not give them credit for something that didn’t happen there. Oklahoma gets this booby prize.

  • there is a pedophile in just about every pulpit in the land, the church is a great place for a criminal to hide. Sadly the same can be said for the White House

  • They may not get there oily, but they could leave oily! If you really want to learn how slippery the Religious Right really is, go to your favorite engine and put in “Pretrib Rapture Diehards” (while noting Tim LaHaye’s gay hypocrisy in the “1992” section in regard to the strongly anti-gay Concerned Women for America) to observe the long covered up 175-year-old history of the popular “pretrib rapture” fantasy which has inspired and made weathy men out of Lindsey, Falwell, LaHaye, Van Impe and many other promoters! Another net piece exposing them is “Deceiving and Being Deceived” (especially the latter half) by the same nemesis of the RR! Thanks for your superb blog (superblog?)! Bruce

  • Wacked out Pastor Latham needs to take a modified Barbie quiz:

    A. I am straight

    B. I am gay

    C. I don’t know

    Maybe if he accepts Jesus Christ as his savior and rejects his ‘sinful, destructive lifestyle he’ll get over this “pastoring to cops” thing.

  • Yes, boosting Capitol Hill security a bit might be a good start. After all, it wasn’t that long ago when Congress was in the throes of an anthrax attack. Remember that? It’s kind of died away from the spotlight with everything else going on.

    Speaking of anthrax, whatever happened to that? Doesn’t seem to get much airplay anymore. Makes one wonder if it was part and parcel of the “Scare America” operation back in 2001, all in lead up to the march to war in Iraq. Just another reason to vest unlimited power in the hands of the President, eh?

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