The things you’ll learn from Fox News

Always a font of information, Fox News’ personalities have been particularly interesting this week. For example, Bill O’Reilly has joined the cut-and-run caucus.

During the February 20 broadcast of his nationally syndicated radio show, Bill O’Reilly suggested that the United States “hand over everything to the Iraqis as fast as humanly possible” because “[t]here are so many nuts in the country — so many crazies — that we can’t control them.” O’Reilly then claimed that the “big mistake” was actually “the crazy-people underestimation.”

As Media Matters for America has documented, during a November 30, 2005, appearance on NBC’s Today, O’Reilly called those advocating immediate withdrawal from Iraq “pinheads” and compared them to Hitler appeasers.

O’Reilly is likely to change his mind again — he’s not one for consistency — but it’s nevertheless striking to hear him give up on his cause.

Even more striking, however, is Fox News’ military analyst Thomas McInerney, a retired Air Force Lt. Gen., who offered FNC viewers a creative explanation for Iraq’s missing WMD.

“Well, I believe that — that [Saddam Hussein] had [WMD] and then the Russians convinced him, because they sent a team in, a Spetsnaz [Russian Special Forces] team in, and they moved those weapons into three locations in Syria and one into Bekaa Valley. And they did it very thoroughly. They were very professional. They were Spetsnaz with GRU. They knew exactly where all the material was, because they were preventing the inspectors from finding it. And then they had a brilliant what they call mass deroka – deception – campaign. When the Iraqi survey group didn’t find anything, then they spread throughout the capitals of Europe and the U.N: ‘See, there were no WMD.'”

When studies show Fox News viewers are less informed than the rest of the public, there’s a very good reason.

Yep, Bill is for leaving Iraq…

…and invading Syria.

Where, one supposes, there are less crazy people???

As for McInerney, does he have a shred of proof of this other than defectors’ stories?

Gah!

  • Spetsnaz with GRU can be quite delicious. It’s best if steeped in a bullshit consume’ before slowly baking at ~ 300F. When finished, sprinkle liberally with mass deroka. Chill and serve cold.

  • And you know where else those weapons got to? Iran. And Venezuela. And France. And… who else does Bush want to attack?

  • Now what kind of way is that to talk about our allies? Crazy people in Iraq? Russians hiding WMD from us? What kind of message does that send to our allies?

    We need to shore up these alliances, so starting immediately, the Russian oil company Lukoil will now be running our U.S. nuclear power plants and oil refineries. Additionally, we will turn over control of our U.S. flag manufacturers to the newly formed Iraqi government.

    There. That should fix things.

  • And people wonder why I call the boys in Shade 84 Blue “The Hair Farce.” But then when you consider they have more fundie morons in high ranks than any of the other services (read up on the proselytizing at the USAFA), it begins to make sense that a moron like McInerney could rise to such a high rank after falling on his head sans helmet too often.

  • Yes, and not one single satellite photo showing movements of any kind. Must have been double secret deroka.

  • When in doubt, make shit up. If that doesnt work, lie to peoples faces. Great strategy. Seems to be working on all fronts since 2000. Trouble is, in the end, that is, by 2008 when the humiliation is complete, we will have seen that it was all rubbish. Hopefully there will be something left of our country at that point to still salvage.

  • How big of a heat attack would Rupert Murdock get if the Fairness Doctrine was restored.
    Assuming he has a heart.

  • “O’Reilly then claimed that the “big mistake” was actually “the crazy-people underestimation.”

    And O’Reilly is THE expert in the field and should be put in charge as the Secretary of the Department of Crazy People.

  • Stephanie Miller (Air America, actually Jones Radio) plays O’Reilly tapes strictly for laughs. One great one lately was him saying that “Brokeback Mountain” does a respectable job of “humanizing homosexuality”. To quote Bugs Bunny: What a maroon!

  • Burro, love that recipe for Spetsnaz with GRU! I prefer to serve mine cold, however, like revenge. Did you know that mass deroka is also a very popular folkdance on the planet of Mnnnm? And it helps keep the people very happy and docile, even though they have no reason to be.

  • Actually, Spetsnaz and GRU parked all of those missing WMDs behind my house—right next to the kids’ swingset.

    *Waiting for Faux News to show up at my front door….wheeeeeee!!!*

    Sorry—it’s the only thing I can think of, considering we’re talking about McNitwit and O’Rhubarb….

  • Calif Attorney General Earl Warren, justifying the internment of Japanese, said you could tell they were up to something because they were being so quiet.

  • Now here’s one to ponder. Suppose Bill O’Riely was in charge of anything important like something your life depended on?

    You can get your advice from Bill O’Riely but may I suggest the bag lady if you want really sound advice.

  • I wonder if Mcinerny actually said “mass deroka” or if the person writing up the transcript didn’t bother to ask him. The Russian term is actually “maskirovka”. One word, not at all in English. Either way, it doesn’t make Fox look terribly thorough in its transcript writing, but raise your hand if you’re surprised.

  • I hear the Spetnaz carried the WMD out on the backs of unicorns. Which is, of course, why they didn’t show up on satellites. Oh, and some they took out by sea, using mer-men from Atlantis.

  • #11 – Stephanie Miller

    Bill O’Reilly never said anything about “humanizing homosexuality”. You are a liar. I defy you, or any other person on this website, to provide any evidence that Bill O’Reilly made the comments attributed to him in the Knight Ridder Tribune.

    You all need to face it, you are all foolish people being misled by liars. It is high time you all started reading ALL the facts, and stop the simpleton rhetoric that defines the far left. I’m sure everything you know and believe about America came from some college prof who either used to be a 60’s hippy or was trained by one.

    Instead of simply throwing “hate rants” at any and everyone who doesn’t praise the causes of the far left, why not read ALL the issues, why not examine ALL the evidence? You might find that the vast, silent majority of Americans don’t think very highly of any of you. And perhaps, just perhaps, you might find that they have a valid reason for thinking that way.

    (this post is due to be deleted by a truth-hiding-can’t-face-the-facts-must-protect-my-readers-from-depressing-bummer-non-enlightened-non-weed-smoking-information type web administrator in approximately 5-4-3…..)

  • Nice to know that you only allow comments from those who “think like you”…

    Aren’t you enlightened…

  • I’ve got a great idea! I know how to get Bush impeached! We just sneak Monica back into the oval office, and get her to suck his cock!!

    No, wait…that only works for horny, dumb-ass liberals.

    Sorry.

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