This Week in God

First up from this week’s God machine is a story that made its way around the ‘sphere pretty quickly yesterday. Some sites have gotten a few of the details wrong, but it’s still pretty disturbing.

In the heart of the Bible Belt, a few Missouri state lawmakers are trying to give Christianity a measure of government approval and protection. House Concurrent Resolution No. 13, introduced by State Rep. David Sater (R), claims America’s Founding Fathers “recognized a Christian God” and established the nation on that God’s principles.

Furthermore, the resolution states that the Missouri lawmakers “should protect the majority’s right to express their religious beliefs and should “stand with the majority of our constituents and exercise the common sense that voluntary prayer in public schools and religious displays on public property are not a coalition of church and state.” Instead, such actions reveal “the positive role that Christianity has played in this great nation of ours, the United States of America.”

The truth is, the resolution is a cheap stunt. It carries no force of law and would not actually designate Christianity Missouri’s “official” religion. The stunt is, however, rather over-the-top, even by far-right, vaguely theocratic standards.

And speaking of the GOP’s religious-right base, here’s a good piece from The New Republic’s Michelle Cottle, explaining why, when you cut through all the rhetoric, politically-conservative evangelicals care about sex — and nothing else.

Just this week I received a long, breathless wire story from the Southern Baptist Church’s news service reporting that some conservative groups were up in arms over the fact that the Evangelical Climate Initiative, a coalition of Christian leaders committed to fighting global warming, had recently accepted a major grant from the Hewlett Foundation, a (gasp!) secular organization that also happens to fund family planning efforts.

Now some folks might see such a grant as providential, since every dollar that Hewlett hands over to the Evangelical Climate Initiative is one fewer dollar it can spend on promoting abortion. Instead, the wing nuts at Operation Rescue and Concerned Women for America promptly began hyperventilating about the real purpose of the funding. “Hewlett Foundation is one of the most prodigious and unabashed funders of abortion causes,” charged Concerned Women for America president Wendy Wright. “Its significant grant for this initiative, along with the controversial Rockefeller Brothers Foundation, reveals where this effort could lead. They would not fund something that contradicts their main missions.”

I’ll admit that I’m often confused by the reasoning utilized by the religious right, but this is particularly hard to grasp. A secular foundation wants to give lots of money to sponsor an evangelical initiative. Far-right evangelicals think this is bad because the secular foundation is secular. Apparently, groups like Operation Rescue and Concerned Women for America would prefer the money go to liberal, pro-choice causes? Sounds good to me.

On the international religious scene, Spanish Prime Minister Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero is causing quite a controversy by telling the Catholic Church that Spain would be better off with a little more church-state separation.

Shortly after his election in 2004, Socialist Prime Minister Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero ended a quarter-century of cozy church-state relations by blocking mandatory religious classes in public schools. He then took wider aim, saying his government would relax abortion laws, ease restrictions on divorce, legalize gay marriage and permit gay couples to adopt children.

In response, the archbishop of Madrid called the Spanish capital “a hotbed of sin.” Pope John Paul II accused Zapatero of “promoting disdain towards religion” and said the Catholic Church in Spain would never yield “to the temptation to silence it.” […]

[T]he battle between the church and Zapatero’s government has spread from parliament to streets, pulpit and confessional, creating some of deepest political and social schisms in Spain since it returned to democracy 28 years ago.

Fortunately, in the United States, the law doesn’t allow the state to favor religion over a secular government. Of course, Bush still has three years left….

And in related news, Pope Benedict XVI took a provocative step this week against in-vitro fertilization.

Pope Benedict XVI said yesterday that embryos developed for in vitro fertilization deserve the same right to life as fetuses, children and adults — and that that right extends to embryos even before they are transferred into a woman’s womb.

The Vatican has long held that human life begins at conception, but Benedict’s comments were significant because he specified that an embryo — even in its earliest stages — is just as much a human life as an older being.

It’s a development that reminds us that William Saletan’s argument — that the next big fight in this arena is not over abortion, but over IVF — is looking more and more accurate all the time.

How exactly is Christianity being threatened in this country? Are churches being closed and boarded up by the government? Bibles banned from homes? Rosaries being ripped from the heaving busoms of comely Christian lasses? OK, I got that last one from a Left Behind book.

  • I don’t nec. agree with it, but at least the Pope is consistant. One of the big problems that I have with much of the so-called religious right is that they pick and choose where to apply principles. Fetus, important, child in poverty, no so much. Abortion doctors and felons? Torch them…

    One of the Pope’s more provacative comments came when he was still Cardinal Ratzinger. He essentially said that Catholics who supported draconian public policies regarding the poor were, themselves, abortionists. And then pointed to the fact that abortions in the US have risen under the Bush administration.

    Again, I don’t have to aalways gree, but I respect moral consistancy.

    -jjf

  • I wonder how the Vatican reacts to the fact that upwards of fifty percent of all conceptions abort spontaneously (i.e., “naturally”), most within the first month. Is there “Intelligent Design” in that?

    Speaking of religion’s abnormal focus on sex, my parents once hosted some sort of afternoon celebration at our house for about thirty people from the Roman Catholic parish in our small town. My Dad (who may have had a wee bit too much of the hooch) was waxing on about the topics the Priest gave sermons on – primarily their lack of emphasis on caring for the poor, being kind to the newsboy, honest business dealings, etc.. Suddenly there occurred one of those lulls where an entire room goes silent at once. It occurred just as Dad was proclaiming, “The only sin they talk about is sex, and they’re talking to a bunch old bats who haven’t been laid in thirty years.” Everyone hemmed and hawed and quickly resumed their conversations. I was very proud of him and told him so.

  • Added thought: since upward of fifty percent of conceptions spontaneously abort, most during the first month, should we not provide baptisms for menstrual discharge?

  • [T]he battle between the church and Zapatero’s government has spread from parliament to streets, pulpit and confessional, creating some of deepest political and social schisms in Spain since it returned to democracy 28 years ago.

    Holy shit! We’d better send Stephen Colbert over there to arbitrate.

  • Has anyone ever contemplated how religion would have evolved if the God in the Bible had been referred to as a “she” rather that a “he?”

    This would be an interesting topic for discussion as I don’t think I have ever seen it discussed before.

  • Ray Taliafero, night-time host on San Francisco’s KGO radio, always refers to god as that big fat black lady in the sky. It’s wonderful!

  • Second thought: we always refer to “Mother Nature” and “Mother Earth”. I wonder how cross-cultural that is, i.e., how narrow our patriarchal “”God the Father” imay be? I read in many places in anthropology that all the early hunter-gatherer religions were mother-based, and that male-based religions emerged only with big-game hunting and intertribal warfare (both which required bands of males to go far from their families). The early religions were Moon-based (noting the synchronicity between moon phases and menstrual cycles, e.g.), and these were later only replaced by Sun-worship.

  • Yes wouldn’t if be great if all of these so called Christians would readjust their moral compasses back to true north and start focusing on poverty, healthcare, and the environment instead of wasting time/money/oxygen on dissolving separation of church and state, sex, and misogyny? But then they won’t get media attention for that, so guess it just isn’t as important as being in the spotlight.

  • A little addition to my comment in #6. What if God were a woman and she sent her only daughter to save man/womankind? Would we still have all these male religious figures obsessing about sex?

  • It’s things like this that cause so many people to return to the one true religion of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Pastafarianism. It’s just so much more relaxing.

    I forget where I first read the term ‘Blastocyst-American’, but it sounds like we may be hearing it more and more from now on. It was either Jesus General or the Rude Pundit who thought it up, I’m pretty sure, but I could be mistaken about that.

  • Okay, here’s my idea. We go to this guy and discuss just which founding fathers we’re talking about. Then we all agree to abide by whatever religion was theirs. Then we demonstrate that these guys were deists who didn’t believe in miracles, prayer, or God having anything currently to do with our affairs. Then we set up a nice little deist church to talk about science and stuff for us all to go to.

  • Ed Stephen, I’d read more into your annecdote accept – Catholic Charities is the largest social safety net for the poor in the US today.

    My point was that the Vatican is consistant, life is precious, even if you are a douche bag like Chenney. I think that there is something admirable about sticking with your principles when they are difficult, as well as easy.

    Regarding the poor, remember that many Catholic groups were accepting federal money before the whole faith-based nonesense. Why? Because the service to the poor was reward onto itself (there are only 3000 or so verses in the Bible about it). If that meant putting evangelizing on the back burner, so be it. It was the evangelical groups who wanted the change. For them, conversion is all that matters and food is just cheese for the trap, as it were.

    Do I think that the Catholic church is perfect? No, but when you file a list of the things that truly repulse me: Sexual slavery in Saipan, torture in US custody, pointless war in Iraq, evil and draconian GOP budgets… The Vatican and the American Cathlic College of Bishops is batting 100%. Almost no other Christian group in the US is so well aligned with progressive values. Only if you use the one issue litmus test of abortion is there a split. Even then, there are about a dozen Cathlic groups in the US that have found common ground and ways to work with pro-choice groups on reducing abortions.

    It is pretty tough to stomach a lecture on how we don’t care about the poor as the entire Archdiosis of Los Angeles comes out of missions week and into Lent. All the parishes dug especially deep this year because some of the services provided are literally the last of their kind in parts of South Central LA. Thanks to morally repugnant ‘belt tightening’ from our state government.

    I’m glad you are proud, but there is another interpretation to the story. Perhaps the local Catholics are simply better at being guests than your family is at being a host. How should one answer a drunken lecture on morality from someone who is seemingly clueless about your faith, your church, and its works?

    An often discussed parable is the Pharisee and the Tax Collector. Personally, I think it has a sound moral point, regardless of ones view on religion – that is, when you play Pharisee, you are generally being an a-hole to another human being. I am really trying not to be the Pharisee, but if I really wanted to listen to someone lecture me on something I know fairly well and on which they are truly clueless, I’d turn on Fox news or watch the President…

    -jjf

  • Would we still have all these male religious figures obsessing about sex?

    Comment by LynChi

    Of course we would. Guy’s preoccupation with sex isn’t about who got nailed to the cross. It’s about testosterone. The aggressivness produced by testosterone manifests itself in lots of ways. Creating religions and cults in order to influence and control others certainly seems to be a guy thing. There are exceptions but predominantly, it’s males who start and perpetuate this crap.

    There’s a good article in the new Rolling Stone about Scientology.

    http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/9363363/inside_scientology

    It’s a horror story, just like all religions. Just one more guy with a domination complex that wanted to make all the rules. The parallels between L. Ron Hubbard’s cult of ancient aliens and ShrubCo’s cult of corporatism are too clear and numerous to ignore. Pay to play. Reverence for cheesy facades and militaristic regimentation. Adoration of secrecy and total control of message. A blind obedience to loyality with punishment ranging from shunning to destruction if possible. And no matter how ridiculous the creed or historical nugget, an ability to stand by it and ridicule the questioner’s intent, intellect and lack of comprehension instead. With an indignent Go F’ youself thrown in for good measure.

    Yes LynChi, we would still have all those male religious figures, (and male republican wingnuts), obsessing about sex regardless.

  • Fitz,

    I don’t disagree with a thing you say, except your rude and ignorant references to me. I spent three years in a Franciscan Seminary absorbing the history and teachings of the Church (also learning Latin and Greek and Spanish), one in an Augustinian prep school (more required religion), and four at a Jesuit university (during which I was required to take seven semesters of dogmatic philosophy and eight of theology).

    It was this exposure to the Catholic Church’s history and teachings which made me finally question, then leave, the institution … all religion in fact. Four years ago I founded an online forum for ex-Franciscan-seminarians so we could exchange views on many topics (unlike most schools, we never had reunions; we’ve written over 14,000 group messages). The group includes a wide range of us: people who are unchurched like me, people who were abused by priests in the seminary, people who were priests for a number of years before leaving, people who are still priests (mostly retired now). We all manage to get along … without your rudeness.

    I thought Carinal Mahoney’s instructions to the Los Angeles Archdiocese last week recommending refusal to “quiz” of the needy before giving them counsel (as advocated by the Bush administration) was admirable. I thought his fighting with all his resources to protect priestly abusers was/is abominable.

    Pax et bonum, frater!

  • Ed Stephan:

    It’s your annecdote, not mine. Come to my house, listen to me tell you that you don’t care about a central tennant of your faith…

    I’m not going to touch the pedophile dig at Cardinal Mahoney. He was not a defendant in the 1998 Stockton case and even his leaked emails to KFI raise, I think, legitimate points about presumption of guilt and protecting the reputation of hundreds of clergy who have done nothing wrong.

    But it seems to me that you’ve again ignored Luke – you’ve repeatedly called me rude, but look at the first line of your original post. You not only cut an ugly cloth about all Roman Catholics, it was a particularly ill fitted one. First of all, the Vatican has already spoken, repeatedly, about failed pregnancies. Pope John Paul IIs writings on this are particularly moving, since he ties it to a social obligation to provide suitable prenatal care for the poor and underpriviledged.

    Second, the Catholic Church accepts science in general and evolution in particular. So your quip about Intelligent Design would only make sense if A) you are really ignorant about the church or B) you are intentionally portraying the church in a bad light with information that you know is false. Neither strikes me as particularly polite to Catholics, particularly those of us who work in the hard sciences.

    Put it this way, would it have been polite for me to start a post with a joke about ex-priests and failed seminarians – something to the effect that if you are such a social and sexual misfit that you can’t even cut it with child molestors, you probably make Republicans look almost human?

    How about if I made the joke already knowing that pedophilia does not occur at a higher rate amoung the Catholic clergy than the male population at large?

    A broad sweeping insult is still an insult. If it is wrapped in misrepresentation to boot, a person should expect to get called on it. In other words, if you are going to make jokes at the expense of, say one 6th the population, either get a thicker skin or line up more facts.

    -jjf

  • What I don’t understand, even after 16 years of Catholic School, is why the Catholic Church will not allow “artificial” birth control, i.e. the pill, condoms, but allows artificial conception. RE: birth control, I was taught that the restrictions are b/c sex is primarily for procreation and that conception should be up to God (except for the rhythm method!?). But it’s OK to extract an egg, fertilize it with extracted sperm, and then reinsert the fertilized embryo into a womb – that’s God’s way? And now the millions of fertilized embryos should be protected – ’till when? For all eternity? Just one of many issues where this 47 year old Catholic thinks the Church has been anything BUT consistant.

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