Pot calling the kettle gay

The good news is that White House that leaks classified information like a sieve is anxious to limit clearance for handling classified materials. The bad news is, the Bush gang is limiting their concerns to gay people.

The Bush administration last year rewrote the rules for allowing gay men and lesbians to receive national-security clearances, drawing complaints from civil rights activists.

The Bush administration said security clearances cannot be denied “solely on the basis of the sexual orientation of the individual.” But it removed language saying sexual orientation “may not be used as a basis for or a disqualifying factor in determining a person’s eligibility for a security clearance.”

In 1997, Clinton changed the rules so that sexual orientation “may not be used as a basis for or a disqualifying factor in determining a person’s eligibility for a security clearance.” In December, Bush undid the change. The result, the Servicemembers Legal Defense Network said, is that gay federal employees “may face some additional roadblocks to obtaining their security clearances.”

In the meantime, Karl Rove still has his security clearance, despite his role in the Valerie Plame scandal, his signature on a nondisclosure agreement called Standard Form 312, and federal regulations that required administrative sanctions that never happened.

I don’t think I’ll ever really understand the Bush gang’s priorities.

They are a scary bunch at the White House.

The only reason that Gay people shouldn’t get security clearances is that they are more vunerable to blackmail because of their sexual orientation.

Of course, the only reason they are more vunerable is that they won’t be given a job if they tell their employer that they are gay.

So the Republicans first shun homosexuals, then say that homosexuals are security risks because they can’t come out of the closet because they would be shunned.

Nasty little trick they have going there, YES?

  • No, no, no, you have it all wrong. Gay people are evil. Why would Bush deny security clearances because of sexual orientation unless being gay had a very strong corrilation with being evil? That’s who he is fighting: the evil-doers. You silly liberals just want to give everybody a big hug, but sometimes you have to stand up and say: “Hey! Your evil ways are not acceptable. Now finish decorating my living room, and then get the hell out!”

    Bush is right to do this, because now we only have heterosexuals looking at our secret documents, and that makes us objectively safer. It just does. If you keep up this line of questioning, I’m going to have to report you to DHS. You know what? I’m just gonna play it safe and report you right now. Some nice agents should be along to question you shortly.

  • How retro! This is stuff straight out of the 50s. James Bond used to worry about these things. The rule needs to be “any government employee hiding dirty little secrets is disqualified from security clearance.” But then that might disqualify half the Republican Party from serving their country.

  • This is because, when the GOP refers to the terrorists they aren’t referring to stateless individuals and groups who want to kill us, they’re referring to the liberals and homosexuals and feminists.

    Plus, they voted down funding for port security as CB pointed out earlier today not because violent anti-American extremists may ship a bomb to us but because there was no longshoreman guy in the Village People. Our ports are safe!

    It explains so much.

  • Gay whitehouse staffers are bad for inciting the religious whackos. It’s all about the political appearance. But why then is a gay prostitute whitehouse reporter apparently O.K.?
    I don’t pretend to understand how these guys think.

  • My second favorite catch-22 (Morton’s Fork) on homosexuality is this:

    Republicans ignore homophobes beating the crap out of Gays whenever they like,

    Gays suffer depression because society attacks them for their orientation,

    Compasionate Conservatives tell Gays that theirs is a ‘unhealthy’ lifestyle because they are always depressed.

    Just too sweet, that.

  • Boy, it’s a good thing Ken Mehlman and David Dreier are straight, so they don’t have to worry about *their* security clearances being imperiled. (/snark)

  • Well that one is easy to explain. The mainstream media is really a bunch of whores anyhow, so having a prostitute in the White House press corps isn’t a real big deal. And since the Bush Administration considers anyone even nominally devoted to the free flow of accurate information a lower form of life, the distinction between a gay prostitute and a regular old news prostitute is probably one they felt was beneith thier notice.

  • “Now all we have to show is that Rove is gay. Does anyone have pictures?”

    No, but we do have gay prostitute/”journalist” Jeff Gannon. There are records of him entering and leaving the White House at times there were no press briefings. I wonder what that was all about …

  • I wonder if Jeff Gannon – the Guckert ever got to hold

    classified documents…..

    BET HE DID!

  • For those interested in security clearance obtaining, the following information may be of some value. There has been developed a psychological type ‘test’ that very accurately predicts success/failure to be eventually granted high-level security clearance status for persons who are being (or plan to be) processed/adjudicated by the federal government regarding potential granting of such status. The Personnel Security Standards Psychological Questionnaire (PSSPQ)was developed by a very senior psychologist while he was the Chief Research Psychologist in the USA’s then largest intelligence agency. Information regarding the PSSPQ and how to make arrangements to ‘take’ it can be found at:
    http://www.home.earthlink.net/~lastone2/psspq.html

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