Katherine Harris, what a kidder

There are 33 Senate races this year, which means there are at least 66 campaigns that are vying for attention and working hard to put their best foot forward. And yet, there’s something about one of the 66 that just boggles the mind.

In an effort to jump-start her sputtering Senate campaign, Rep. Katherine Harris went on national television invoking the memory of her late father and saying the money he left her will form the financial foundation of her challenge to Democratic Sen. Bill Nelson. Now the Harris campaign says that’s not the case.

Campaign spokeswoman Morgan Dobbs said Thursday that Harris will sell her existing assets rather than rely on money from her father, a bank executive who died in January.

“It is my understanding from her statements that she does not plan to use inherited money on the campaign — rather, money from liquidating her personal assets, which she says total $10 million,” Dobbs wrote in an e-mail to the Orlando Sentinel. “I think I am being pretty clear.”

Actually, “clear” is not the word that comes to mind. Harris has sworn up and down that she’ll invest her inheritance in the campaign. Now, not so much. But this isn’t an example of Harris going back on her word because, well, her campaign says so.

Harris hadn’t been coy about the use of personal wealth. On national television, she said, “I’m going to take his legacy that he gave to me, everything I have, and I’m going to put it in this race, I’m going to commit my legacy from my father — $10 million.” When Sean Hannity asked, “This is money from your father?” Harris replied, “Yes.”

That was a week ago; now it’s no longer true. It’s almost as if Harris is trying to be an embarrassment.

And how does Harris’ campaign staff prepare to deal with all of this incompetence? Apparently, they’re planning to quit — to make room for Harris’ spiritual advisors.

As Katherine Harris’ rocky Senate campaign takes an increasingly evangelical Christian bent, her remaining top campaign staffers are preparing to jump ship.

Colleagues say Harris’ closest confidante lately appears to be spiritual adviser Dale Burroughs, founder of the Biblical Heritage Institute in Bradenton.

“Dr. Dale,” as she is known among campaign staffers, describes herself as a licensed clinical pastoral counselor who counsels in behavior temperament, career, crisis and disaster, among other things.

Burroughs has been advising Harris for years, but lately has had a more prominent role as Harris stopped listening to other campaign advisers. Burroughs said she has little role in the campaign beyond helping reach out to religious voters and is merely a Bible study partner and close friend.

Friends and advisers say Harris has been deeply religious all her life, but religion recently has become a central part of her campaign. Campaign staffers warily describe Harris as leading a “Christian crusade.”

It’s like watching a political train wreck in slow motion — and not being able to look away.

And how does Harris’ campaign staff prepare to deal with all of this incompetence? Apparently, they’re planning to quit — to make room for Harris’ spiritual advisors.

I deal a pretty good hand of Tarot.

Where do I sign up?

  • Follow the money. Capital gains on a recent inheritance are next to nothing. Capial gains on her own highly appreciated holdings is large. So donate her own appreciated assets to the campaign, let the campaign sell them and incur the capital gains, instead of her personally. And she probably doesn’t even give a crap if she wins or loses.

  • Money’s fungible. Who cares if it’s daddy’s or hers.

    Harris is fascinating (like an automobile accident from which you can’t turn away). I think the woman lost when the House decided to pass a bill making illegal entry into this country a felony rather then a misdemenor. Harris had better hope the hispanic vote in Florida doesn’t mobilize as much as it should to tear her down just as she deserves.

  • “It’s almost as if Harris is trying to be an embarrassment.”

    Cruella just shifted format somewhat. Prior to the makeover the embarrassment was physical; after plastic surgery it’s now behavioral.

    It’ll be interesting to follow her personal train wreck. When the real world fails, unthinking people tend to turn to prayer. And when prayer fails…. ?

  • “Dr. Dale, …who counsels in behavior temperament, career, crisis and disaster”… marks a shift by Harris from thinking she could actually win to a faith based kamikaze attack of glorious spiritual triumph in defeat.
    May she drag her fellow red state candidates into this Christian “War on Reality.

  • Lance, I was going to make the same observation about money being fungible. op99 makes a good point-it would seem he posted while you were composing-about capitol gains. The point remains that without daddy’s money she wouldn’t be able to spend this much on her own campaign and still maintain a Republican lifestyle.

  • “May she drag her fellow red state candidates into this Christian ‘War on Reality’.” – kali

    Anything to be the independents a clear notion of the type of Theocratic Reactionaries that dominate the caucuses of the Republicanite party in the U.S. Congress and the several states. The Libertarian wing and the pro-business wing have totally caved to these ‘social conservatives’ even while their banner-bearers like George W. or Ben Dem…ch conduct frat party boy planning for the reconstruction of New Orleans.

    Conservativism in America is an unnatural alliance, and it is going to take the execution (or more likely, gang murder) of more than one Afghan Christian to break it apart.

  • Hi Rege,

    I agree that op99 makes a very good point. Reminds one that tax law does tend to distort the market.

    Frankly, I’m just as glad that Harris is getting such good financial advice. I’d never want to end up seeing her pole dancing on a visit to Miami 😉

  • Lance –

    Eeeewwww!

    But she is closer to Tampa than Miami, so you are probably safe in the clubs there.

  • Well, if you can’t win on the issues, breasts, or personality…then find Jesus!

    The good news is that finding God is often the terminal stage of repeated embarrassment for the American politician. Actually, one is supposed to find God BEFORE the problems hit in order to leverage that against the incriminating revelations and thereby forestall the day of reckoning until future events render them moot (e.g., Bush, Delay). Harris really is a dunce.

    But it is fun to watch her flounder around.

  • First of all, I find Harris to be a despicable human being, so what I’m about to write is not meant to evoke pity, but rather to explain her erratic behavior…

    If her dad died in January, AND she’s dealing with the stress of running for office WHILE being an unsuccessful candidate, she can be counted on for saying and doing all sorts of crazy things. She’ll develop an intense “I’m dancing as fast as I can” vibe that will eventually make her self-destruct. Even more so because she’s SO righteous; I’d bet a shiny read apple she’s such a self-centered me-monkey she’s turned the death of her father into a test God has made specifically for HER to overcome. Therefore, to give up on the race is to give up on God’s test, and therefore, to give up on God. It’s almost pitiable, were it not for the fact that she’s SUCH a horrid waste of humanity, and her decision to stay in the race has nothing to do with serving her constituents OR the Lord, and everything to do with winning, period.

  • “Lance –

    Eeeewwww!

    But she is closer to Tampa than Miami, so you are probably safe in the clubs there.” – Buzzmon

    Thanks for the 411. However, when one is cast down from the mountain top, one is expected to flee the hometown to rebuild ones fortunes. I wouldn’t expect Harris to stay in Tampa if she blew everything on this race.

    I’m also curious how anyone can honestly recover an investment of $10,000,000 with a Senate carreer. Not that I’d expect Harris to be honest, of course, but I’d think the Florida papers would ponder that question.

  • What exactly is a “licensed clinical pastoral counselor”? An ordained clergyperson does pastoral counseling as a regular part of their calling. And isn’t the phrase “licensed clinical” usually followed by something like “psychologist” or “marriage and family” that’s regulated by the state?

    I’m just curious about who issued that license and how valid it really is. If it’s just another example of fluffing one’s resume with bogus credentials, we could have yet another scandal in the fabled Harris campaign already.

  • Good point Lance. I guess there’s more money in them thar politics than we know. It would be interesting to see the net worth of senators and reps before and after their stint in office. I bet it would blow you away. Any help out there on this info?

  • I have been looking for a photo shop production of Katherine as a Pole dancer. Anyone know where I can get one or does anyone want to make one?

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