Devout DeLay defended — and deified

At the ever-entertaining “War on Christians” conference in Washington this week, [tag]Tom DeLay[/tag] was not only presented as a martyr, he was also compared to Jesus and designated God’s official lawmaker from Texas. At least according to [tag]Rick Scarborough[/tag].

“I believe the most damaging thing that Tom DeLay has done in his life is take his faith seriously into public office, which made him a target for all those who despise the cause of Christ,” Scarborough said, introducing DeLay yesterday. When DeLay finished, the host reminded the politician: “God always does his best work right after a crucifixion.”

Scarborough added, while introducing DeLay, “Here is a man that I believe God has appointed.”

So, as far as some of the religious right is concerned, God appointed DeLay to Congress; his corruption is actually godly work; and it was DeLay’s Christianity, not his multiple criminal indictments, that led to his fall from congressional power.

Seriously, is there something in the water that I’m not aware of?

As it turns out, of course, the point of the “War on Christians” conference was not to offer inexplicable defenses for DeLay’s criminal misdeeds; it was to convince a largely-white, largely-wealthy, evangelical Christian audience that they’re all persecuted victims who should never forget to feel sorry for themselves.

This would seem to be an odd time to declare Christianity under siege. A Christian conservative president has just nominated two Supreme Court justices who take an expansive view of religious rights, and religious conservatives are ascendant in a Republican Party that controls both chambers of Congress.

But, as Scarborough knows, believers will be more motivated to go to the polls in November (and to contribute money to his group) if they feel threatened. And so his forum offered all sorts of books and pamphlets proclaiming dire warnings: “The Criminalization of Christianity,” “Liberalism Kills Kids” and “Same-Sex Marriage: Putting Every Household at Risk.”

Gary Bauer, a Christian activist and former presidential candidate, argued in a speech that the “War on Christians” in America was even emboldening al-Qaeda. “They believe they can win, because they believe you and I are decadent; they think our civilization is fat and lazy,” he said. “I believe they’re wrong, but I understand why they’re confused.”

And why are they confused? Because American Christians are attacked by “elites” who think America is “a country of unbridled liberty, different strokes for different folks.”

Why, you’re probably emboldening terrorists right now by failing to rush out and castigate some gay liberal. Shame on you.

But as Dana Milbank noted, the evidence of the “[tag]war on Christians[/tag]” was pretty thin. For example, to bolster her case that society persecutes Christians, particularly in the media, Faith2Action’s [tag]Janet Folger[/tag], a prominent religious right activist, “cited a 13-year-old Washington Post article and a 17-year-old remark by [Ted] Turner, and she tearfully recounted a bad experience she had on ABC’s ‘Nightline’ — eight years ago.”

In the meantime, Christian converts in “liberated” Afghanistan face the death penalty and Christians trying to celebrate Christmas at an underground church in China faced armed guards who broke the mass, arrested the priest, and demolished a makeshift pulpit.

On the other hand, Folger didn’t enjoy her Nightline exposure in 1998. It’s quite a “war.”

God I wish we were back to the times like when I was a kid 50 years ago and people used to drive out to the edge of town and laugh at the “revival tent” that had come to town and these fundamentalist morons were publicly seen for the fools, buffoons and idiots they are, and no one who was one would publicly identify themselves for fear of being laughed at. They were seen as the southern dolts they were (back when it was OK to make fun of hillbillies).

OK, a lot of stuff from the 50s wasn’t fun and wasn’t nice and all, but publically ridiculing fundamentalists outside the south is a tradition I wish had been maintained. I guess I’m just an old-fashioned guy after all.

  • Gary Bauer, a Christian activist and former presidential candidate, argued in a speech that the “War on Christians” in America was even emboldening al-Qaeda. “They believe they can win, because they believe you and I are decadent; they think our civilization is fat and lazy,” he said. “I believe they’re wrong, but I understand why they’re confused.”

    I think Gary Bauer just said he wants America to be more like Saudi Arabia, where converts to minority religions are put to death. He is essentially agreeing with al-Qaeda that liberal America is fat and lazy and not able to defend itself…

    … without him and W., I suppose.

    What a sick little Theocrat Reactionary this twit is.

  • Tom Delay nailed to a cross. I’ll carry that image in my head all morning long. Thanks for the day brightener.

  • Dire Straits, “Industrial Disease”: “Two men claim they’re Jesus, one of them must be wrong…”

    So which is it? Bush or Delay?

    I like the thinking behind this “god appointed [this crook] to [whatever].” It means that if you go against this guy, then you’re rebelling against God. This is the old Catholic church line from 500 years ago. Cute.

    As I’ve said repeatedly, organized religion is the social institution government uses to whitewash its sorry doings by threatening its critics with hell and damnation. The world would be a happier place without it.

  • Not to go egghead on everyone, but part of this phenomenon is in the nature of the religion itself. Elias Canetti in Crowds and Power describes Christianity as a religion of lament, in which its adherents lament the loss of the central figure of worship, in this case the one who died to redeem the sins of all. In more ancient times the loss of the the greatest hunters was lamented. He goes on to note: “Why is it that so many join the lament? What is its attraction? To all those who join it the same thing happens: the hunting or baiting pack expiates its guilt by becoming a lamenting pack. Men lived as pursuers and as such, in their own fashion, they continue to live.” Cannetti explains that since we (i.e., mankind) all feed on weaker creatures, we form guilt and fear of the consequences. As a consequence of this guilt, the adherents to the faith “attach themselves to one who will die for them and, in lamenting him, they feel themselves as persecuted. Whatever they have done, however they have raged, for this moment they are aligned with suffering. It is a sudden change of side with far-ranging consequences. It frees them from the accumulated guilt of killing and from the fear that death will strike at them too. All they have done to others, another now takes on himself; by attaching themselves to him, faithfully and without reserve, they hope to escape vengeance.”

    In my opinion, Delay and his posse of clowns are doing nothing but projecting. Their idea of freedom is utter and unquestioning adherence to the faith (i.e., their political ideology); they view anyone who doesn’t agree as persecuting them; and their greatest desire is to persecute the heretics who don’t share their worldview.

  • Ever notice how the word “Christian” always denotes goodness to many people. I can’t count the number of times I have heard George W. described as a “good Christian” man on C-Span. Recently, I heard Delay described as a “fine (good) Christian” man. I guess being Christian means “good” and serves an a justification for anything they do. Of course, we know that “good Christians” never do anything evil like lie to the American people, or start an unjustified war which kills and maims thousands. “Good Christians” don’t do that sort of things.

    Even the woman who murdered her minister husband was called a “good Christian” woman.

    What happened to bad Christians? Don’t they exist?

  • At of grotesque curiosity, I’d like to take a look at their literature. I’m curious as to exactly how liberalism kills kids and same sex marriage is putting every household at risk. What? My lesbian neighbors are somehow putting me at risk by feeding my cat when I’m away? How is it if their is a gay marriage in San Francisco, little Jimmy in Kansas is being harmed? I just want to see the logic behind the argument. Know your enemy and all of that.

  • Geez. These Neo-Cons and their “victim” mentality. When are they going to stand up and stop being the victims? They need to take some responsibility and accountability otherwise, they are just perpetuating their own victimization and that old Conservative cry “why me?”.

    Their idea of freedom is utter and unquestioning adherence to the faith

    ” And you will know the truth and the truth will set you free.” John 8:32

    Unfortunately the Religious Right think that just by believing in Jesus Christ (the Truth), they will be “free”. They often overlook the passage prior:

    “To the Jews who had believed him, Jesus said, “If you hold to my teaching, you are really my disciples.” John 8:31

    It’s not believing in Jesus that will set them free, it is holding to his teachings…and I don’t believe many of the political Religious Right are following in His footsteps.

  • Geez, Gridlock!

    The Christer Churches have come a long way since Peter and Paul were starving apostles hunted by Romans and Jews alike. God’s vicars now go in style! Why follow Jesus’ footsteps when one can take an air-conditioned jet with a full wet bar? Christian church leaders, after all, are only getting their due after all these years of having fillet mignon and a fresh wench only every other day. It was hard being a Christian fundamentalist leader in those days.

  • What everyone is missing is the ugly fact that they are well organized, pretty well funded (and willing to spread it around) and rabidly zealous. If that weren’t enough to scare you, one of THEM claims to be president. By not actively and vocally opposing these mental defectives (there, I said it), the rest of us have allowed a proudly narrow-minded band of simpletons to hijack our government. We can talk about morals and values and end-of-days and all that, but it comes down to this: The MDRs (Mental Defective Religious) will settle for nothing less than world domination by their faith.
    Ignore their televison and radio programs, and identify and boycott any goods and services that they produce or supply. Fight fire with fire. They are no different than any other special interest group. Public opinion is certainly turning against them and their ilk. This shrill hysteria, this “War on Chrisitanity” is seen for what it is: the ravings of the isolated, frustrated and deranged.

    And Tom Delay is a crook.

  • Where do I begin? Mr. Flibble, I heard Industrial Disease on Sirius just the other morning and thought of how relevant it is to a number of our discussions here; thanks for helping get a good song stuck in my head (as opposed to my usual mental jukebox from hell).

    LynChi, whatever happened to bad Christians? They’re all here posting of course. 🙂 Presumably the only bad ones are the gays, the war protesters and peace activists, the women working outside the home, and anyone who dares question Resident Bush.

    And the point I really set out to make — seriously — this just blows me away:

    And why are they confused? Because American Christians are attacked by “elites” who think America is “a country of unbridled liberty, different strokes for different folks.”

    Who think we have unbridled liberty? Who think there are different strokes for different folks? And these maroons are the supposed patriotic ones? Can these pre-sentient hatemongers be forced into a remedial history class? I can teach it with all short phrases and pictures (“Give me liberty or give me death,” the old “Don’t Tread on Me” flag, the “inalienable rights” to “life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness”). What part of the very purpose, the very meaning of America do these half-wits not get?

    And isn’t anyone going to call him on whether his animosity is really about “different strokes” or whether it is, in fact, about having to share a world with “different folks”? racist, sexist, theocratic ass. i have to stop before i get too worked up to actually do any work this afternoon.

  • It’s certainly ironic that these corporate christians are some of the most judgmental, least forgiving people you’ll ever meet.

  • “It’s certainly ironic that these corporate christians are some of the most judgmental, least forgiving people you’ll ever meet.” – Mark

    And that they commit the most heinous offenses in confidence that God will forgive all their sins.

    I mean, Jimmy Swaggert asking his prostitute to pimp her teenaged daughter to him! How despicible can you be?

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