‘Lock and Load’ for Christ?

Just to follow up for a moment on the “War on Christians” conference in DC last week, my friends at People for the American Way published a terrific report on the event’s panel discussions and forums, which included some eyebrow-raising rhetoric.

I was particularly struck by the remarks of Rod Parsely, pastor of the Columbus, Ohio, World Harvest megachurch, one of the religious right’s rising stars.

Parsley compared the struggle against the “war on Christians” to the civil rights movement, defiantly shouting that “We [are] not going to the back of the bus … My Father owns the bus line. I will sit where I please!” He promised “freedom at any cost” — “If you think 2004 was something, we have not reached critical mass! We are the largest special interest group! … We’re building order from chaos! We’re fighting the sword with the word! We’re fighting savagery with hope!” Swelling with the force of his own metaphors, he shouted at the crowd, “I came to incite a riot! Man your battle stations! Ready your weapons! Lock and load!”

First of all, I’m just some secular liberal, but I’ve never understood this back-of-the-bus fixation the far right has. These guys use the line all the time. For wealthy white Christians, who have allies at every level of government, to believe that they are suffering the same way African Americans did under Jim Crow laws isn’t just bizarre, it’s mentally unbalanced.

And second, I’m probably being overly sensitive, but when a powerful preacher starts boasting about inciting a riot, and his desire to “lock and load,” I start to wonder why the Pentagon is spying on anti-war pacifists and leaving the religious right alone.

Has anyone asked Parsley when he’s going to man the battlestations in Iraq?

  • “Has anyone asked Parsley when he’s going to man the battlestations in Iraq?” – David W.

    Considering that our Theocratic Reactionaries and the Islamic Fundamentalist we are fighting in Iraq are natural allies, I would doubt it.

  • I’m reminded of that clown Charlton Heston holding an antique rifle up in the air and shouting, with full pauses for dramatic effect, “My cold, head hands!” to a non-existent threat. That’s the cry of a hopeless psychotic, not a champion of Constitutional rights.

    I think the late Pope, John Paul II, might take issue with Parsley’s “We’re fighting the sword with the word!” He opposed our intervention in the Iraq Quagmire. So far as I know, all Reich-wing wackos prefer the sword and are incapable of a polite exchange of words (i.e., debate or discussion).

    I personally think Christianity is an organizational myth, obviously of historic proportions, one which – while inspiring some noble sentiments among small numbers of people – has caused more pain to more people than anything else I can think of offhand. Our Founding Fathers (mostly Deists) were smart enough to see through it and express their thoughts in writing. As in many other areas, we’ve done little but “dumb down” since then.

  • Fighting the sword with the word? Lock and load? Does this jackass know the difference between words and swords?

  • I wonder if he knew he was borrowing from the Family Guy episode “When I wish upon an Weinstein,” specifically the nuns gearing up with yardsticks and shouting “Lock and load, Brides of Christ!”

  • Does this jackass know the difference between words and swords?

    Sure he does. “Swords” represent any non-Christian religion, but particularly Islam. “Words” represent the Bible as interpreted by this nutjob. Put it together and we have a “battle of cultures” that will make 1095 look like a Renassaince Fair.

  • What was it Bill Maher said:
    nothing quite says I’m oppressed like the opulent Regency ballroom of the Omni Shoreham Hotel

  • PCC,
    another good Family Guy quote:

    “In fact, did you know that Jesus and Moses used guns to conquer the Romans?”

  • Sounds to me that this idiot is advocating the violent overthrow of our government.

    Any good prosecutors out there listening?

  • When he says we own the bus, does he mean literally? I mean he is a white male in Ohio where Republicans run most of the gov’t. Because God’s Own Party is in power there, it sounds like he’s saying he’s oppressed on a bus they already own.

  • Oh, now you don’t need to arrest him for inciting a riot. He’s just….confused. He needs professional help…maybe some medicine. Of course, the fact that he can go out this afternoon and buy a Christian soldier sort of assault rifle (easier to lock and load one of those than a Bible) is a bit unnerving.
    jeff

  • Perhaps the “War on Christians” event isn’t geared so much towards firing up the base as it is preparing the faithful for a Democratic-led Congress, possibly a Democratic president, and exile to “the back of the bus.” Polls have been showing the Republicans are losing ground, and maybe the fundamentalists are planning their next step in event of a Democratic landslide. Should the Democrats regain control of the country (don’t hold your breath), these kooks are going to go ballistic. Think Eric Rudolf, Timothy McVeigh, and the Freemen.

  • Isolated nut cases are everywhere, so individuals like Parsley generally don’t concern me too much. What does are the far greater number of parishioners who haven’t kicked his butt out the door.

  • There’s a statement at this web site: http://www.hoax-buster.org that he is addressing. It says that they, (the ministers) must defeat the information on page two at the site or give up their ministries. Even though there is a media boycot of the site over 100,000 ministers have responded to an emailing informing them that there is new evidence which PROVES the BIBLE IS A HOAX.

    So if you didn’t know who the opposition is in the “war against christians” now you do. They are fighting INFORMATION, from the written historical record without mentioning what it is. Up until now it’s always been that the Bible has a few “funnies” little problems that no one with a smidgen of brain believes. Now it’s the key bit of imforamtion, the actual source of the stories in the Bible itself. They have been found, are up for review on the net and by word of mouth are rapidly becoming general knowledge all over the world.

    Over 42 million Americans a while back agreed that the Bible was a hoax. A much larger number world wide are in agreement.

    That site is http://www.hoax-buster.org
    This is the other side in the INFORMATION war. They don’t want you to know the INFORMATION just that they are being attacked They want you to take their side without knowing that it’s no person, persons or army and not even the devil they are at war with. This is going to be, (already is) an interesting war.

  • If they were any more ‘oppressed’, they’d be burning heritics on the Ellipse.

  • Right-wingers also like to identify themselves with holocaust victims.

    Since right-wingers were (as a matter of history) on the side of the oppressors both in the Jim-Crow American south and in Nazi Germany, we maybe should consider this peculiar identification to be what psychiatrists call “projection.”

  • How about a war on insanity?
    As the right wing house of cards is collapsing, the greater the violence, anger and fear from the evangelicals. Child-like belief systems under stress beget child-like temper tantrums.

  • When you believe firmly that Christianity is the only way, it doesn’t matter in the least to you that you live in a democracy and are simply an equal among equals. . Why doesn’t everyone understand that you’re right and they’re wrong?

  • These people are dangerous nutjobs. I would not be surprised if some of them start turning violent. Where is the FBI when it is needed?

    Are law enforcement agents just waiting for another Oklahoma City bombing, and / or the assassination of a few judges?

  • This is a good time to remind all liberals, progressives and moderates…

    Get over any fear or moral issues you have with guns. Stock up, because wingnuts like Rod Parsely are, and the last thing you want is to be armed with only Reason when these assholes decide you are the Anti-Christ.

    If they can lock n load for mythology and regression, we can lock n load for Reason and progress.

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