Da Vinci Code concerns slowly take hold in political world

I guess I shouldn’t be surprised to see the political world take The [tag]Da Vinci Code[/tag] a little too seriously, but with the movie opening tomorrow, it seems some people just can’t help themselves. The Wall Street Journal’s [tag]Peggy Noonan[/tag], for example, went on quite a tirade today.

Speaking of the detachment of the elites, the second big news of the week — in some ways it may be bigger — is the apparent critical failure of “The DaVinci Code.” After its first screening in Cannes, critics and observers called it tedious, painfully long, bloated, grim, so-so, a jumble, lifeless and talky.

There is a God. Or, as a sophisticated Christian pointed out yesterday, there is an Evil One, and this may be proof he was an uncredited co-producer. The [tag]devil[/tag] loves the common, the stale. He can’t use beauty; it undermines him. “Banality is his calling card.”

I do not understand the thinking of a studio that would make, for the amusement of a nation 85% to 90% of whose people identify themselves as [tag]Christian[/tag], a major movie aimed at attacking the central tenets of that faith, and insulting as poor fools its gulled adherents. Why would [tag]Tom Hanks[/tag] lend his prestige to such a film? Why would [tag]Ron Howard[/tag]? They’re both already rich and relevant. A desire to seem fresh and in the middle of a big national conversation? But they don’t seem young, they seem immature and destructive. And ungracious. They’ve been given so much by their country and era, such rich rewards and adulation throughout their long careers. This was no way to say thanks.

Yes, as far as Peggy Noonan is concerned, this work of fiction is a slap in the face to the nation at the hands of Tom Hanks and Ron Howard. Why? Well, I’m afraid Noonan lost me around the time she started explaining her theological beliefs about the “evil one’s” agenda in the Wall Street Journal.

For that matter, the controversy surrounding the movie has also crept into the halls of Congress.

Father [tag]Daniel Coughlin[/tag], the House chaplain, will host a discussion on the movie, based on [tag]Dan Brown[/tag]’s best-selling book, on May 22, according to a “Dear Colleague” letter obtained by The Hill.

“We’ve done a series on prayer and just finished a Lent series,” said the chaplain’s spokeswoman, Karen Bronson. “One of the things we want to do is respond to staff interest.”

She said the seminar was scheduled in response to increased staff interest in the upcoming movie, starring Tom Hanks, the book and the controversy surrounding the story line.

Monsignor Frank Maniscalco, director of communications of the U.S. Conference of [tag]Catholic[/tag] Bishops, who is overseeing the Bishops’ response to “The Da Vinci Code,” will lead the discussion.

Or, put another way, a taxpayer-financed priest will host a discussion group on Capitol Hill with a religious critic of the movie — at public expense.

What’s more, [tag]James Dobson[/tag]’s [tag]Focus on the Family[/tag] issued an alert to its membership yesterday, warning them that the public is confused about fact and fiction.

The Opinion Research Business (ORB) found that when people read Dan Brown’s fictional bestseller The Da Vinci Code, their beliefs about the Roman Catholic Church and about the life of Jesus Christ are likely to be altered, Reuters reported.

ORB interviewed more than 1,000 people in Britain and found that, of those who had read the book, 60 percent believed that Jesus had fathered children with Mary Magdalene — a claim with no historical basis.

The book also portrays the Catholic group [tag]Opus Dei[/tag] as a murderous organization responsible for killing people to cover up church secrets. And, according to the ORB poll, people who read the book were four times more likely to think that to be true than those who had not.

Have I mentioned how terribly odd all of this is?

Is the faith of Peggy Noonan, James Dobson so weak that it could be shaken by a fictional movie? Yes, I guess Christianity really is in retreat.

  • It’s not like the church has never used killers in the past.

    Which is stranger? That Jesus married and had a family or that Jesus ascended bodily into Heaven. Which is the fiction here?

  • peggy noonan: “I do not understand the thinking of a studio that would make, for the amusement of a nation 85% to 90% of whose people identify themselves as Christian, a major movie aimed at attacking the central tenets of that faith, and insulting as poor fools its gulled adherents.”

    um, i think the “free market,” so beloved by republicans, might be the answer. the movie studio is fairly certain lots of people will pay to see it and they’ll recover their costs and make the almighty profit on it. ms. noonan should sit back and let the free market define the movie’s success or failure.

    oh, and i want to thank her for her concern about me being exposed to this movie – i need people like her to help me with what information i should be exposed to.

  • When will this suffocating right wing mania subside in America? Is it never going to end?

    I’m afraid I’ve lost faith – in America.

  • I wasn’t going to see it (no interest), but I’ll do anything to piss these clowns off. I’d love to see huge box office numbers.

  • Just the latest episode in the debacle that our public discourse has become. Where does Noonan get this 85-90% figure? I got a letter recently from the Council for Secular Humanism stating that 10% of Americans now identify as having no religion; if both claims are true that doesn’t leave much room for all the non-Christian theists I keep seeing.

    My wife is in Cannes at the moment, and informs me that the movie is a big disappointment.

  • I never thought the book could be made into a movie, a mini seires maybe. A movie is too short a time to do it properly.

    Who doesn’t get it’s a work of fiction? The Christainist are the only ones who seem to think this is an attack on them. They are not playing with a full deck to start with.

  • This is all so non-surprising.

    Peggy Noonan talking about the Evil One’s love of banality leaves me wondering just where she goes for her inspiration.

    I personally think the reason most people come away with a negative image of the Catholic Church is because – given its history – it’s so easy to do. All of the “founding documents” of Christianity were written well after the fact (unlike the Koran, for instance), and were highly subject to the politics of the day regarding which became “official” and which were declared “heretical”, as varying factions of the founding fathers – all of whom had had their start in whatever state-sponsored religion (was there any other at the time?) they had grown up in before converting – were looking to get the favor of the Romans so they could become a state-supported religion. It also doesn’t take more than a passing familiarity with pre-Christian mythology and gods/goddesses to see how much of what passes for “Christianity” is merely the old religions of the region with a new paint job and the local god/goddess renamed for a “saint.”

    When you top that with Protestant Christianity’s affinity for the least-accurate, most highly-politicized version of the bible ever written – the King James Version (I love the fundie morons saying this man-created pile of toilet-paper substitute is the “inerrant word of god” – which proves their hubris even more completely), you have an entire religion that depends for its success on the general ignorance of the majority of its believers, whichever version of it they go for.

    Myself, I am personally glad I kicked the Sunday School teacher in the shins and called her a liar the first time I was ever exposed to this collection of illogical crap.

    And a short study of Opus Dei – starting with its pro-Franco founder – shows it to be exactly the organization every anti-Papist has ever said the Pope depends on. They may not have murderous albino monks, but….

    Overall, what really gets me is – what do these people read??? I couldn’t stand the book (and SWMBO couldn’t even finish it, she found it so poorly written and boring), on the grounds that that bozo can’t freaking string three words together in an interesting manner. HE CAN’T WRITE!!! His plot also sucks wind just on the incorrect use of the structure of writing thrillers (something I know about since I do it for a living – use the thriller structure). Of course, that has never bothered Harold Robbins, Danielle Steele or any of the other writers whose success proves Mencken right about underestimating the intelligence of the general public.

    Move along folks… nothing to see here… don’t bunch up…. keep the sidewalk clear….

  • I like this coming from an opinion writer for the Wall Street Journal: “I do not understand the thinking of a studio that would make, …..a major movie” out the Da Vinci Code.

    Could it possibly be because the novel was a runaway bestseller on a par with the Harry Potter franchise and that the studio wanted to make some money? That’s just a guess. Ms Noonan can run it by a business editor and see what they think.

    But perhaps Peggy should instead be asking why in a nation where “85% to 90% of whose people identify themselves as Christian” they could find so many people to read this novel “aimed at attacking the central tenets of that faith, and insulting as poor fools its gulled adherents”? Maybe they thought that the Da Vinci Code was fiction and they just wanted some light entertainement.

    Does everything have to be another shot in the cultural war?

    Lighten up Peggy.

  • “…like a pre-Columbian tribe attacking the tribe next door for worshiping the wrong spirits?”
    Then the Europeans came, indiscriminately killing the natives, introduced diseases that wiped out even more, took away the best land and resources, and shoved the indigenous people onto the shittiest parts of the continent.
    What a dumb bitch

  • So, let’s review, shall we?

    1. Not a single Christian in the USA has EVER bought or read the book. The 10 Million + copies were all sold to Heathens.

    2. Not a single Christian in the USA is planning to go see the movie, or buy the DVD. Anyone who does so is a Heathen.

    Monolithic Christianity has spoken. Besides, Umberto Eco covered this ground better in “Foucault’s Pendulum.”

    In the interest of full disclosure, I should mention that I loved Audrey Tatou in “Amelie” and “A Very Long Engagement.”

    😉

  • Maybe they’re afraid that if Jesus is revealed to be a normal reproducing human instead of a sexless eunuch who never touched a woman it will show the whole Catholic celibacy thing to be totally bogus.

    Along with the rest of their outwardly pure but inwardly hopelessly repressed and seething worldview.

    Frankly, if I had lived my whole adult life as a celibate priest or nun who was suddenly told that sex was ok because Jesus did it, I’d be pretty cheesed off, too!!

  • Does the word ‘fiction’ mean anything to anyone anymore?

    Not that it’s relevant here, but it’s obligatory:

    ITMFA

  • Peggy Noonan once again proves that she is more than just a little bit of an idiot.

    It had about 60.5 millions of book in print – that is millions of dollars in sales. Risk averse Hollywood studios are not exactly known for their creativity when it comes to the big movies it wants to spend lots of money on, so of course they were going to make a movie of this. They assume everyone who read it is a likely audience member.

  • From what I’ve read recently I’m perfectly willing to believe Jesus was an apocalypic ascetic who believed the Kingdom of God would come to Earth before the end of his generation. If he was celibate, that would no surprise. Paul was celibate and an apocalypic ascetic as well.

    On the other hand, there is no reason to believe that the Catholic Church doesn’t surpress non-canonical gospels including ones supporting the equality of women and suggesting that Jesus might have been married. It’s fascinating how pissed they get whenever there is a movie talking about non-canonical gospels being surpressed by the Vatican (Dogma, Stigmata, The Last Temptation of Christ).

    As for Opus Dei, the book does not trash the organization nearly as much as you would think from commentary about the book. It does try to illuminate their practices, which they probably don’t like.

    Nor would I be surprised if the Merovigian dynasty claimed descent from Mary and Jesus through Sarah. After all, my Saxon ancestors followed leaders who claimed descent from Wotan (Germanic version of Odin) when we conquered those effete Romano-Brits 😉

    -I- liked the book. Maybe I have no taste. I hope the movie is good too. I doubt it would take more than a long movie to reproduce most of the story.

  • As is usual with Right Wingers whenever they produce “facts,” it takes about 5 minutes (or less” with Google to come up with the realfact: their “fact” is in fact a fantasy:

    According to the City University of New York Graduate Center’s comprehensive American religious identification survey, the percentage of Americans who identify as Christians has actually fallen in recent years, from 86 percent in 1990 to 77 percent in 2001. The survey found that the largest growth, in both absolute and percentage terms, was among those who don’t subscribe to any religion. Their numbers more than doubled, from 14.3 million in 1990,when they constituted 8 percent of the population, to 29.4 million in 2001,when they made up 14 percent. “The top three ‘gainers’ in America’s vast religious marketplace appear to be Evangelical Christians, those describing themselves as Non-Denominational Christians and those who profess no religion,” the survey found.

    Here’s an interesting article on the threat of theocratic Christianity:

    http://www.inthesetimes.com/site/main/article/2649/

  • There is nothing odd, or surprising here. The right always goes nuts when a religious themed movie is released – usually without having seen it or read it’s script. Off the top of my head, The Last Temptation of Christ Monty Python’s Life of Brian and Kevin Smith’s Dogma were greeted with a similar hysteria.
    Mel Gibson’s The Passion got the exact opposite reaction. People praised it before seeing it. I guess a fake quote from the Pope about a movie that focused on a fairly common brutality of that era makes everything hunky-dory.
    What is odd is that the people who want God in every hall of our schools and government, don’t want much of him in the movies.

  • CB says: “What’s more, James Dobson’s Focus on the Family issued an alert to its membership yesterday, warning them that the public is confused about fact and fiction.”
    Isn’t that confusion what keeps charlatans like Dobson in a very lucrative business?

    Dobson says: “The Opinion Research Business (ORB) found that when people read Dan Brown’s fictional bestseller The Da Vinci Code, their beliefs about the Roman Catholic Church and about the life of Jesus Christ are likely to be altered,”
    All the more reason to outlaw reading now that evolution is on the run, eh Jimmy? Can’t have the faithful reading fiction and altering their beliefs. After all, the Bible is the truth right? It’s, like, history.

    And yes, CB, this is all very odd. Now, the Passion of the Christ…THERE’S a great, TRUE movie! That’s, as the religionist biz said, was “how it was.” You could look it up.

  • I’m trying to figure out why James Dobson cares if people alter their beliefs about the Roman Catholic Church. Isn’t he some heretic protestant after all?

    As for the life of Jesus, maybe the Theocratic Reationaries just don’t want too much focus put on a man who taught a commitment to ease the suffering of the poor and sick, a life of voluntary poverty and ascetism, and the reversal of the social order (“The last shall be first and the first last”).

    Not to mention that Jesus said YOU SHOULD PAY YOUR TAXES!

  • “There is a God.”

    And this she knows because…?

    “Or, as a sophisticated Christian pointed out yesterday, there is an Evil One…”

    I agree with her. Cheney is evil.

    “I do not understand the thinking of a studio that would make, for the amusement of a nation 85% to 90% of whose people identify themselves as Christian, a major movie aimed at attacking the central tenets of that faith, and insulting as poor fools its gulled adherents.”

    Hmm, I don’t know either. Maybe because they’re film-makers and the book has sold and is still selling gazillions of copies?

    “We’ve done a series on prayer and just finished a Lent series,” said the chaplain’s spokeswoman, Karen Bronson.

    The chaplain has a spokewoman?

  • Could it possibly be because the novel was a runaway bestseller on a par with the Harry Potter franchise and that the studio wanted to make some money?

    NeilS FTW!

    I had always meant to read it, but haven’t found time yet, but anything that gets Dobson’s panties in a bunch can’t be all bad.

  • I’m pretty sure the Da Vinci Code is the direct word of God as told to Dan Brown. Hey, if He could do it with the bible why not a book that is almost as popular.

    I personally enjoyed Brown’s novel with it multiple-cliffhanger mode of plotting. It keeps one reading as proven by its sales. Speaking of fiction, what do they thing The Left Behind series is. Does that confuse the believers?

    Peggy Noonan has a Freudian need for a simple-minded Daddy who asks no questions. That’s why she’s a republican.

  • The words “Peggy Noonan” and “taken seriously” should not appear in proximity.

    Much like a few years ago when the religious right tried to work up a Last Temptation-like controversy over Priest (which Miramax released on Good Friday just to get some controversy going), this anti-Code campaign will flop because deep down in their little right wing Protestant hearts the targets of the campaign really do belive the Catholics are conducting and evil conspiracy.

  • Curmudgeon (#13), I think you’re really onto a good question. Why should this notion of Jesus upset Christians? (Shots at the One True Church – those I understand how they upset some, although I always enjoy such things).

    God presumably could have created Jesus as a “second Adam,” wholly a creation of divinity (or, like Minerva, sprung wholly formed from God’s forehead). I always thought the whole point of Jesus being born to a human mother, of being of human flesh, of being capable of suffering and bleeding and human death was that Jesus was not entirely divine — that he was, to paraphrase Joan Osborne, “One of Us.” So why, if he was to share in our humanity and thereby bear the sins of that shared humanity, why shouldn’t we expect him to live like us, to share our experiences — including sex, marriage, parenting? What am I missing when I think this actually enhances both the story and the lesson rather than detracting from it? Obviously I’m a freaky heretic, but still. . .

  • I do not understand the thinking of a studio that would make, for the amusement of a nation 85% to 90% of whose people identify themselves as Christian, a major movie aimed at attacking the central tenets of that faith, and insulting as poor fools its gulled adherents.

    Yes pretending that there is a “War on Christianity” as right wing fundamnentalists are fond of despite being preposterous actually sells much better despite also insulting their intelligence.

  • Good point, Zeitgeist. If Adam could make babies, why not Jesus. But, Jesus might have been an infertile hybrid like a mule. Maybe that’s where the plan went horribly awry.

    Can anyone, in good faith, become a right-winger?

  • Opus Dei is going to protest the opening of the DaVinci Code. So is Morris Day, Susan Dey, Doris Day, and Sandra Day O’Connor. And Opus the Penguin.

  • Live by allegory. Die by allegory.

    The problem with monotheism is that the absolute is zero, not one, so a spiritual absolute would be the essense out of which we rose, not an apex from which we fell. Like zero, it’s that void at the center.

    Good and bad are the binary code for biological calculation, not some metaphysical duel between the forces of light and darkness.

    In this duelistic equilibrium we need our enemies and they need us.

  • What’s really odd is how popular the book has been for so long. It is one of the silliest, worst written books I’ve read, even for genre fiction. The murder scene in the Louvre made me laugh loud. And it went downhill from there.

    I’m also opposed to the Da Vinci Code movie, if for no other reason than it’s awfully bad fiction posing as something far better. I hope it bombs.

  • Opus Dei is going to protest the opening of the DaVinci Code. So is Morris Day, Susan Dey, Doris Day, and Sandra Day O’Connor. And Opus the Penguin.

    Fair warning: I do plan to steal this, and use it without attribution 😉

  • Peggy Noonan: there is an Evil One, and this may be proof he was an uncredited co-producer

    Dick Cheney is in the movie business?

  • It does appear that “The Davinci Code” the movie is a bit of a turkey. This does not explain the popularity of the book. If the 85 to 95% of Americans who profess to be Christians are horrified who is buying the book? I smell an atheist conspiracy here.

  • Curmudgeon wrote: Frankly, if I had lived my whole adult life as a celibate priest or nun who was suddenly told that sex was ok because Jesus did it, I’d be pretty cheesed off, too!!

    … sorry,pal but there is no such human in existence as of 2006…. check your facts and get back to me!

  • Frak wrote: And yes, CB, this is all very odd. Now, the Passion of the Christ…THERE’S a great, TRUE movie! That’s, as the religionist biz said, was “how it was.” You could look it up.

    Whoa there lil’ doggie. LOOK UP I DID and there is simply no recorded mention of a societal jesus as you claim. There were a few rebel factions in Judea but the reports sent to Rome from the governing ‘exiled’ roman magistrate ‘du jour’ always played it down as being under some control .. or else our Pilate or other consul might find himself governing a far away non-glamorous roman province …

    OH! wait, Pilate is governing just that … a non-glamorous far away province and believe you me as conquering people go you simply did NOT FUCK with the ‘big noses’ … specially a very pissed off high society exiled son of the roman rich.

    Not even the People’s Front Of Judea dared attack the roman garrison in Jerusalem … although they talked about it a lot in their meetings Reggie and his gang never openly fucked with Pontius and Loretta never had her wanted kid either …

    So my dear Frak you can take that to the bank .. euh I mean library and REALLY look what happened .. I will put you on the trail as a gift: START by looking up THEEEE GREATEST BOOK ever written so far in human history and write your own chapter at the end of that book thus showing to yourself that you will have understood it .. are you ready? The book: The Greatest Thoughts by George Seldes .. (1st edition .. the second edition includes sayings from a few contemporaries that are less than desirable) it is a compilation of all that was written by the geniuses and the idiots of all recorded time … In a few years I am sure that you will see that you were totally wrong and that is/will be another GIFT from me to you!!!! Get ready very hard work is ahead if you want to know and please do not believe me I might be lying … but I am sure that you must trust yourself enough at least to further the ‘thoughts’ that a stupid fucking movie might have given you .. check out life. … it is always better than the celluloid!

  • The Da Vinci Code is one of the worst pieces of fiction I have had the misfortune to read. The writing and grammar is appalling and the plot (if it can be said that there is a plot) is very weak. Were it not for the huge amounts spent promoting the book, I doubt that it would have been so popular. It comes as no surprise to me that the film critics found it boring and stodgy. Unfortunately, the furore that has been generated by the reaction of the Catholic Church and other Christian organizations to the release of the film have almost guaranteed that it will be a box office success. It would have been far better had they ignored both the book and the movie and then it might have quietly slipped into oblivion.

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