Robertson’s hearing voices again

TV preacher [tag]Pat Robertson[/tag] has a colorful history when it comes to the weather. In 1998, after Orlando voted to fly rainbow flags from city lampposts during the annual Gay Days event at Disney World, Robertson announced that it might cause Orlando to be hit by “earthquakes, tornadoes and possibly a meteor.” Almost as amusing, [tag]Robertson[/tag] also claimed the ability to move Hurricane Gloria in 1985 and Hurricane Felix in 1995 away from Virginia.

As it turns out, Pat the [tag]Meteorologist[/tag] is still making [tag]predictions[/tag].

In another in a series of notable pronouncements, religious broadcaster Pat [tag]Robertson[/tag] says [tag]God[/tag] told him storms and possibly a [tag]tsunami[/tag] will hit America’s coastline this year.

Robertson has made the predictions at least four times in the past two weeks on his news-and-talk television show “The [tag]700 Club[/tag]” on the Christian Broadcasting Network, which he founded.

Robertson said the revelations about this year’s weather came to him during his annual personal prayer retreat in January.

“If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by [tag]storms[/tag],” Robertson said May 8. On Wednesday, he added, “There well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest.”

What this AP account doesn’t mention is that Robertson’s “forecasts” are not just the odd rantings of a nut, they’re also a fundraising stunt.

Robertson then told viewers that “we’re positioning supplies in California. We’ve got supplies positioned in Florida. We’ll have others, and, of course, we have a major presence in the Gulf right now.” He added, “[W]hen you contribute $20 a month to The 700 Club, you are saying, ‘I care about people. I care about my neighbors, I care about my friends, I care about those who are suffering.’ … That’s what you do when you join The 700 Club. And we’re just asking people to help, to say, “Help us to help those less fortunate.”

So, as Robertson tells it, God told him about these storms, and God wants you to give Robertson $20 a month so he can help the storm’s victims. You might as well start donating now, he argues, so Robertson’s ministry will be ready.

How any thinking person could possibly take this man seriously is a total mystery. Why anyone would actually give him money is beyond my imagination.

Pat seems to be a man of many hats.

Presidential candidate, meterologist, preacher, TV personality, kingmaker, voice of God, a leader in education, reincarnated Nostradmus, middle east expert, biology teacher.

Am I leaving anything out?

  • $20 a month. One wonders how much of that actually goes for emergency supplies and how much to ‘running’ Pat’s ministry.

  • Predicting that a hurricane or two will hit America is like predicting the sun will rise tomorrow. The tsunami, less so, but if one doesn’t hit the PacNW, then he’ll just say that “our prayers stayed God’s hand” or something like that.

    You don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.

  • I, for one, believe this is true. You see, I have had a personal experience with this. Just this morning, the virgin Mary appeared in my oatmeal and told me that Buffalo New york will experience snow storms this winter, Death Valley California will experience drought and high temperatures, and that Hawaii will experience rain almost every day. I was also tipped off about traffic jams in Los Angeles and a potential walk-out of workers on Labor Day.

    These are serious problems folks. If each of the CB’s readers could spare just $4 per day (less than a grande mocha frappachino – skinny) I could buy Clearchannel billboards in these places and warn the citizens. When you think about it it really is your duty as Americans. If you need my address please email me and I will be happy to provide it to you for a nominal fee.

  • ET – You forgot foreign policy maker, at least as far as who should be “taken out” as in Hugo Chavez.
    How about “blood” diamond merchant, with his dealings with dictators in Africa?

  • Hey guys the sun is going to rise tomorrow and the day after that too!

    OK need to stop with the caffine and gotta stop with this or I may hurt myself. Thinking this might not be very sporting, it is just way too easy.

  • These are serious problems folks. If each of the CB’s readers could spare just $4 per day (less than a grande mocha frappachino – skinny) I could buy Clearchannel billboards in these places and warn the citizens. When you think about it it really is your duty as Americans. If you need my address please email me and I will be happy to provide it to you for a nominal fee.

    Comment by MNProgressive — 5/19/2006 @ 10:04 am

    Clear Channel would never let you buy any billboard space. Traitorous unAmerican libruls like you will just have to find a company that’s not in Putsch’s back pocket to spread your propaganda with.

    And don’t think you can sneak one of those billboards up in Canada, either! We’ve got that nice Mr. Harper to make sure that the only opinions out there are good conservative, family values opinions.

  • Newsflash! Pat Robertson predicts that rain is wet and that PT Barnum was right!

    ET-you also forgot fake combat vet-he lied about his military record and was outed by some of his ex soldiers who apparently weren’t fond of him using daddy to help him out of getting shipped of to serve in the early days of the Korean war.

  • … possibly a tsunami!? .. what kind of of fucking god is that?! Tomorrow I should get up after having awaken from my 7 hours sleep and I KNOW that there will be an erection involved … as it has been every fucking day for the last 40 years .. so am I also predicting the future? It seems I am a better ‘predicter’ than that idiot god of the christians who might ‘tsunami’ or ‘not tsunami’ the U.S. coast … the fucker does not know yet.

  • “Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people.” H.L. Mencken, 1924, commenting on the Scopes Monkey Trial

  • The really surprising thing is how many viewers he has. I think it is in the millions. I am certain that a lot of good hearted people will believe him and send him the $20.00. Sadly a lot of them are older and living on fixed incomes. Con men like Robertson are an example of the price we pay for a free press and a free society. Let him talk on but I would love to see an audit of his books.

  • Pat fell asleep in front of the TV when one of those ads for that disaster movie on NBC came on, and it crept into his dream.

    I had that happened to me before, except I think it was an episode of Hogan’s Heroes

  • ET: Besides bilker of the gullable you also forgot husband of fallen woman. Remember when he ran for president? One of the first things to come out was that he and his wife were expecting a child before their marriage. Of course that was before he found God. . . I guess I better stop throwing rocks at the sheep.

  • The only supplies this weasel is shipping is hoops. Nice, cold-forged iron hoops. The kind that “people in need” can be made to jump through. Never mind that there’s little of anything really needed on the other side of the hoops; people will just have to jump through more hoops.

    My goodness, but it’s getting to be that “Man of God” and “lying, cheating, thieving hypocrite” are merely different ways of saying the same thing. What’s that called?

    Oh, yeah…SYNONYMOUS….

  • WHAT A GAS.
    I REALLY DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW ANYONE COULD POSSIBLY BE GULLIBLE ENOUGH TO ACTIUALLY SEND THAT IDIOT 20.00 A MTH. BUT I GUESS THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE WHO WILL..AND AS LONG AS THERE ARE .. YOU ALL CAN SEND ME A $1.00 A WEEK IT WILL HELP ME GET THU THE MONTH.. AND I WILL PREDICT I WILL BE BETTER OFF THAN I WAS THE WEEK BEFORE1

  • Pat Robetson better be careful what he asks for. There very well may be
    a tsunami later this year, but not on the West Coast. With any luck the
    American people will finally wake up from their torpor and vote out the
    GOP members of the House and Senate in a tidal wave of anger
    and disgust. With Bush’s ever-decreasing poll numbers and Congress’s increasing unpopularity Captiol Hill may be washed clean by a political tsunami of immense proportions.

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