Tracy Henke’s 15 minutes of infamy

Long-time readers may recall [tag]Tracy Henke[/tag], the Executive Director of the Office of State and Local Government Coordination and Preparedness at the [tag]Department of Homeland Security[/tag], was one of 17 Bush cronies to receive controversial recess appointments in January. The Bush White House insisted she had to be on the job immediately, and the Senate wasn’t acting fast enough.

[tag]Henke[/tag], before getting the DHS job, was best known for some “creative editing” to Justice Departments reports in order to remove information about racial-profiling data, and for then forcing an experienced and capable public official who disagreed out of a job.

Yesterday, Henke became infamous again. As Garance Franke-Ruta noted, Henke was the genius who decided to de-fund anti-terrorism efforts in [tag]New York[/tag] and [tag]Washington[/tag].

We knew that someone at [tag]DHS[/tag] decided that [tag]DC[/tag] is a “[tag]low-risk[/tag]” city and that the [tag]Statue of Liberty[/tag], [tag]Brooklyn Bridge[/tag], and [tag]Empire State Building[/tag] are not worthy of “national icon” status — and that person was our old friend Tracy Henke.

And, as Dana [tag]Milbank[/tag] explained, Henke, as the official in charge of DHS’s grant-making, also decided to cut counterterrorism money for NYC and the Washington area — “which together have been the targets of 100 percent of [tag]al-Qaeda[/tag]’s terrorist attacks on American soil” — by 40% each.

Now, apparently, she’s feeling sorry for herself.

“Needless to say, not everybody has nice things to say about me,” she said, so “anybody who wants to say something nice, please feel free to do so. You know, it’s one of those things where it’s occasionally important to have a little bit of that positive affirmation. If nothing else, then I’ll have to call my parents, and the reality is they don’t give it to me either.”

Let this be a reminder to everyone that Bush’s fondness for promoting [tag]hacks[/tag] and [tag]cronies[/tag] to key government posts is not just an inconvenient quirk of governing. These people are running the [tag]executive[/tag] branch — and they don’t know what they’re doing.

A little early morning anger from the Chief to Tracy Henke: You’re looking for positive affirmation? You want someone to tell you that cutting funding to protect our citizens from harm and death is “OK”? Mommy and Daddy not giving you the huggies and kissies you expect because you are misbehaving? I will offer you these words of kindness, borrowed from the posters at Fark.com, “Tracy, die in a fire.”

Now normally I would not say something so awful, but isn’t that basically what she might be condemning many people to by cutting the funds? F her, and F anybody who thinks what she has done is good.

  • Hey, aren’t we jumping the gun a bit? I’m sure she’s qualified to make the decision on where the money should be spent, right?

  • Listened to Chertoff yesterday. Did he ever lay down a load of S**T. The cuts to New York and Washington DC are based on the input from local police chiefs who, amazingly, think they should get more DHS pork and America’s two greatest cities (well, DC might not be in the top two, but you know what I mean) should get less. That Tracy Henke thinks it is better to spread pork to her red state cities is no surprise.

    I would just point out that the attack on D.C. actually hit VIRGINIAN soil, where the Pentagon is. Virginians should be up in arms about this decision that endangers them so clearly, when they are right there at the most likely of targets.

    As for Tracy’s fate, I suggest the same I would like to give to Osama. Drag her down into a deep cell somewhere, drug her after a few weeks so that she doesn’t know what happens next. then plug in intraveinous feeds to keep her watered, pin her under a massive block of concrete, fill the air with dust, and let her know what it is like to be trapped under a pile of rubble for a while.

    Osama we just leave there, with a tape recorder so we can see what he says while he thinks he is dying.

  • Is that really a quote from Henke? My gawd … The Onion could’nt have come up with something that funny.

    Seriously … that’s her quote? She actually said that? During a speech? Where there were reporters?

    I know most folks from the east side of Missouri aren’t all that sharp and need constant affirmation to make themselves feel good about themsleves, but … damn.

  • Bushism is a new religion of blind instinct. ..guided by that inner voice of certainty… . It is the “faith based” credo of… In Cronies We Trust… Bush appoints people to power without rational analysis, which results in an unending cavalcade of government bungles. Our lazy but stubborn Decider is not capable of listening to bubble bursting reality based quality input from qualified independent thinkers.
    The bottom line is Bush can’t help himself. He will continue to place hacks in high places for so long as he may rule, so help him God.
    He needs humble flunkies to feel smart.

  • “Needless to say, not everybody has nice things to say about me,” she said, so “anybody who wants to say something nice, please feel free to do so. You know, it’s one of those things where it’s occasionally important to have a little bit of that positive affirmation. If nothing else, then I’ll have to call my parents, and the reality is they don’t give it to me either.” Tracy Henke

    Awwww… her poor feewings where hurt by the angry mob at her door. I thought that defining self esteem was a librul thang.

    Isn’t this what the DHS does? Gives money to high priority terror targets like the midwest and miniature golf courses while ignoring unimportant stuff like oil refineries, nuclear reactors, ports, chemical plants, the nation’s financial capitol and the nation’s capitol.

  • Tracy is looking for some positive affirmation? Just resign, you asshole, before you kill people. Good job!

  • What can you even say to such a laugh-out-loud pity party?
    Dear Tracy, despite your monumental incompetence, you don’t really look like Godzilla.

  • I loved listening to Peter King, Republican representative for New York, ripping into the Bushites. These people are profoundly stupid.

    Conservatives; “we want an incompetent Government so we can’t protect you, just like 9/11 and Katrina.”

  • That has to qualify as thesingle dumbest thing I have ever heard from these morons. Un-frickin’-believable!!!

    Chief Osceola lets her off easy compared to what I have heard in the past 24 hours from friends in NYC. If I were her, I would get out of DC and stay the hell away from NYC, because she is seriously unpopular in both places now. To the point she needs to move for her own safety.

  • I actually heard someone from NY call in to Rush’s little radio round-up and complain about this issue. Rush was a bit flustered and tried to change the subject at first but then came back to say this (paraphrasing):

    “It doesn’t matter how much money you throw into protecting the city. The terrorists desire to attack NY wouldn’t decrease if NY received more money from the Dept. of Homeland Security.”

    Gee. You’re right. But maybe NY would be better prepared to defend against such an attack if they had the money to train personnel and buy equipment.

    The Republican’ts: Can’t manage Homeland Security. Keep sending those checks to Kentucky. I hear Al Qaeda is looking to hit the JD distillery.

  • Remember when Hugh Hewitt said that, simply by being in NYC, he was bravely putting himself at risk in the front line of the GWOT?

    Guess now he’ll have to go to Kansas City if he wants to recapture that special thrill. After all, the Bush administration is Always Right about the risks we face, and Always Trying to Make Us Safe, right Hugh?

  • Incompetence and failure
    “dumbya’s republican’t party” As in: Can’t balance the budget; can’t stop lying; can’t prosecute a war effectively; can’t stop getting soldiers killed; can’t stop raising the national debt ceiling; can’t manage federal emergencies; can’t find Osama bin Laden; can’t control our borders; can’t protect the ports; can’t stop smearing and leaking; can’t answer tough questions from the media; can’t put country on the right track; can’t find weapons of mass destruction; can’t stop illegal warrantless domestic spying and eavesdropping; can’t stop stealing; can’t stop trampling on our constitutional rights, can’t stop flouting Congress and the courts; can’t stop gutting our social infrastructure, can’t stop pandering to the Radical Religious Right,; can’t stop rising energy costs; can’t stop failing our schools; can’t stop appointing incompetent cronies…..

  • Does anyone seriously believe that this administration would delegate to the likes of Ms. Henke (a WOMAN, ferchrissakes!) the power to make these cuts without review at the highest levels? She’s just a hack whose usefulness lies in providing cover to the decider.

  • Jim Strain is 100% correct. She’s just a convenient cover for Rove. This is nothing but sticking it to the Blue states for political payback.

  • Ummmm….why does anyone regard these DHS grants and their weird allocation as a matter of “incompetence”? Look which states got funding increases: Kentucky, South Carolina, Missouri. Which got decreases: New York, DC, California. After 6 years of the current administration and the current leadership in Congress, can there be any question whatsoever that this is simply the Mayberry Machiavellis doing their usual work, as instructed?

  • Remember when Hugh Hewitt said that, simply by being in NYC, he was bravely putting himself at risk in the front line of the GWOT?

    Guess now he’ll have to go to Kansas City …

    On behalf of all KC residents, let me just say …

    NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    🙂

  • Gridlock writes: “Keep sending those checks to Kentucky. I hear Al Qaeda is looking to hit the JD distillery.”

    Oh, God, no!!!!! That’s where I look for comfort after Al Qaeda attacks! They wouldn’t dare!!!!

    Love,
    Frak in NYC

  • Gridlock writes: “Keep sending those checks to Kentucky. I hear Al Qaeda is looking to hit the JD distillery.”

    If by “JD” you mean “Jack Daniels”, that distillery is in Lynchburg, Tennessee, “Population 361” according to the label (but population 5,740 according to the 2000 Census). So we’d better hope that Middle Tennessee and the Huntsville area gained DHS funds, or those of us in NYC and DC will have to resort to prescription medications to relieve our terrorist anxieties.

  • Well, hopefully with the DHS budget cuts the armed coast guard personnel will disappear from the ferry crossing on Lake Champlain. I’ve always thought ‘Gee, if terrorists strike, it’s going to be between Plattsburgh and Grand Isle.’

    Seriously, doesn’t anyone look at where the money goes? Is everyone asleep at the wheel? Has someone banned the use of common sense?

  • I’m still not wanting to give up the 3.2m going to Omaha.

    Children’s Musuem’s going to have a really sweet dinosaur exhibit, and I don’t want anything to happen to it.

    On the other hand, if Nebraska doesn’t make the College World Series, and bin Laden goes after that, I don’t give a rat’s ass.

  • “Needless to say, not everybody has nice things to say about me,” she said, so “anybody who wants to say something nice, please feel free to do so. You know, it’s one of those things where it’s occasionally important to have a little bit of that positive affirmation. If nothing else, then I’ll have to call my parents, and the reality is they don’t give it to me either.”

    What a pathetic whiny wanker!

    Tracy, you really are as amoral, unethical, vicious, stupid, and incompetent, as you look.

  • i haven’t done the research for fear I am right, but i would strongly suspect on teh far right web sites today you can find people saying they’d be happy if NYC, DC or California were hit, that somehow it would make America a better place, or that “liberals deserve it.”

    these people are seriously disturbed. scary disturbed.

    and Dumbya is their leader.

    It is sad when homeland defense is this political. i live in the midwest, and i think we should get less of the money. there is something to be said for rationality over politics.

    it really is too bad that there is a social delicacy in this country’s mainstream that prevents Dems from using the obvious campaign slogans, like

    “9/11. Katrina. Abu Grahib. Budget Deficits. Medicare Prescription Drug Benefit. You aren’t really dumb enough to stick with these guys are you?”

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