Inhofe: Unplugged and unhinged

If you haven’t seen Sen. [tag]James Inhofe[/tag]’s (R-Okla.) remarks yesterday on the Senate floor about the [tag]Federal Marriage Amendment[/tag], it was quite a performance. Yes, the amendment is dead, and yes, the floor debate was largely sad political theater, but Inhofe’s tirade is worth considering anyway. Think Progress has a short video clip of one of the more remarkable parts of [tag]Inhofe[/tag]’s speech, which was delivered in front of a large picture of the senator and his family.

“As you see here, and I think this is maybe the most important prop we’ll have during the entire debate, my wife and I have been married 47 years. We have 20 kids and grandkids. I’m really proud to say that in the recorded history of our family, we’ve never had a divorce or any kind of homosexual relationship.”

But wait; there’s more. According to an unofficial transcript from the congressional record, sent to me from a reader who works on the Hill, this was hardly the only bizarre thing Inhofe had to say. For example, Inhofe sees the debate sliding quickly down a radical slippery slope.

“The homosexual marriage lobby, as well as the polygamist lobby, they share the same goal of essentially breaking down all state-regulated marriage requirements to just one, and that one is consent. In doing so, they’re paving the way for illegal protection of such practices as homosexual marriage, unrestricted sexual conduct between adults and children, group marriage, incest, and, you know, if it feels good, do it.”

My personal favorite came when Inhofe explained his belief that gay marriage will, for reasons he never quite explained, lead to more children being born out of wedlock. With this in mind, Inhofe believes the whole gay-marriage effort may be some kind of big-government conspiracy.

“Now, stop and think. What’s going to be the results of this? The results are going to be that it’s going to be a very expensive thing, all these kids, many of them are going to be ending up on welfare. So it goes far beyond just the current emotionals [sic]. I think that my colleague, Senator Sessions, said I believe yesterday, ‘If there are not families to raise children, who will raise them? Who will do the responsibility? It will fall on the state.’ Clearly it will be a [tag]state[/tag].”

Then, just for good measure, Inhofe concluded with some scriptural interpretations for his colleagues.

“In Genesis 2:24, they said, ‘Therefore man shall leave his father and mother and be joined to his wife, and they shall become flesh.’ Then Matthew 19 says, ‘Have you not read that he who made them at the beginning made them male and female and for this reason a man shall leave his father and mother and join his wife and the two shall become one flesh so they no longer will be two but one flesh.’ I can assure you that these 20 kids and grandkids are very proud and very thankful that today, 47 years later, my wife and I believed in Matthew 9:14, that marriage should be between a man and a woman.”

Keep in mind, of course, that these aren’t the remarks of some TV preacher; Inhofe, alas, is a two-term member of the U.S. Senate.

I’m always amazed that these types will on one hand decry women having children out of wedlock and on the other hand decry abortions.

How many abortions do you suppose happen because girls and women are ashamed of the outcome of their ‘unsanctioned’ sexual lifes.

It’s amazing that conservatives will demand the protection of unborn ‘children’, then turn around and call them bastards unworthy of support by the ‘state’. At least Boy George II has had the good sense to knock down that kind of talk in the past.

If conservatives want to reduce the number of abortions in this country, but are unwilling to teach contraceptive use, they damn well ought to be more willing to help support the children that do get born to unwed mothers.

“Inhofe, for aborting children before they become a burden on the state.”

  • It’s interesting that he feels the legality of gey marriage would have somehow prevented he and his wife from having 20 children and grandchildren.

  • The polygamist lobby? How many people are in THAT supposed lobby? Clearly a ham-fisted scare tactic to link gay marriage (with more-than modest national approval) to polygamy (approved of only by those tiny radical Mormon sects out west). I just keep repeating to myself that in the (hopefully) near future we’ll look back on this and shake our heads, much like we do with segregation, disenfranchisement, slavery, and phrenology.

  • Polygamists have a lobby? First I heard of it. Does K Street know about this?

  • Not ot digress too much, but here’s my favorite Unhofe quote from yesterday, concerning Haditah:

    “It gives some justification or some credibility to some of the lies that have been told by people who are just anti-war. I think they’re rejoicing in this.”

    Rejoicing at the death of little girls not any different than my own two daughters. Yep, that’s me in a nutshell.

    Back to the topic at hand, the “opening the floodgates” defense about gay marriage seems to miss the fact that this is something between CONSENTING ADULTS. Not adults and children, not brothers and sisters, not adults and goats or sheep, but adults and adults.

    And what about the slippery slope when you apply Christian ideology to the law of the land? Will divorce be banned? Or adultery? How about premarital sex? Or sex only for procreation?

  • the polygamist lobby: bill bennett seemed to bring this up on daily show. must be one of the talking points. apparently there’s one in canada too.

  • With the rough percentage that 5% of the population is gay (figures range from 1-10% in most studies), that means chances are one of Inhofe’s progeny is gay. That’s why it was important that he mentions “the recorded history of our family” since the closeted history could very well reveal differently. I guess Inhofe’s family must live by a “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy.

    All the fear that legitimizing same-sex commitment will open up a pandora’s box of sexual devancy bears no fruit since all of these condition are existing just fine under hetero marriage-only conditions. What’s wierd is how all these Repubs feel that as soon as gay unions are recognized that they will then feel they have license to act on their own personal fetishes to screw goats, molest their own children and engage in orgies. Was this amendment all about protecting Republicans from themselves?

  • Can someone expalin to me how Inhofe managed to sire 20 offspring without grasping the basic concept of reproduction? Now, I only have managed to produce two children (zero population growth) but I have been able to figure out that two women marrie dto one another and/or two men married to one another biologically cannot product any children.

    I would also like to know where this moron got his demographic data. Show me some evidence that a large number of gay people end up on welfare. Most of the gay people I know do quite well for themselves.

    Isn’t the reality of the situation that married gay couples may in fact feel emboldened to adopt unwanted children? Won’t that lower the number of kids on welfare? In fact, I’m willing ot argue that gay marriage and adoption might ultimately lead to fewer of the dreaded baby-killing abortons by increasing the number of orphans adopted.

    If I was from Oklahoma, I would be embarassed today.

  • “Polygamists have a lobby?”

    They are called the House of Saud. Surely you have heard of them? Boy George II’s best buddies.

    Read some of the conservative commentaries on the HBO series ‘Big Love’ and they make exactly the opposite argument, that acceptance of polygamy will increase the support for gay marriage.

    I recommend the show, by the way. Twelve great episodes and I have to wait ’til next year to see more. And how I used to snicker under my breath at Sapranos addicts.

    Mormans (fundamentalists), Muslims and Gays! We have to watch out. After all, consider the incrediable appeal of a guy living with three bisexual women in a house with two marriage beds and a daily rotation 😉

    If my wife would read this blog daily she could scold me for that!

  • Polygamy? Well, god was actually for it before he was against it, and the Mormons are only one relevation away from God telling them that he was misunderstood the last time they thought he said he was misunderstood.

  • “my wife and I believed in Matthew 9:14, that marriage should be between a man and a woman.” Inhofe

    Hmmm…seems like if everyone was waiting to hear this until Matthew wrote it, the species would have withered on the vine long before Inhofe needed it to justify his prolific fruiting of the loins. And Noah must have been one hell of a biologist with a dissecting microscope to make sure that he got the right combination of sexes of every species on the arc too.

    Goes to prove that all the nut jobs ain’t in Florida. Plenty of Okie logic exemplified in Inhofe’s statements on the hill to give Florida a run for the honor of being the goofiest state in the union. Unfortunately too many of Inhofe’s colleagues are in line with his thinking on global warming. Truly a planet of apes with no self recognition.

  • Yup, we have a polygamy lobby of sorts here in the great white north. They’re refugees from Utah and were busted sometime earlier this year.

    Since we now allow gay marriage up here, I haven’t heard of man protesting why he and his horse can’t get married? Or polygamists saying why can’t they marry more than one woman? Nothing changed radically here.

    This is just a straw man tactic and diversion on the real issues.

  • Hey CB,

    How a “Sweet Sixteen” playoff of the states with the most nut-jobs? Florida would be the favorite in the East and Oklahoma would be hard to beat in the West.

  • Dan, wasn’t there some news from about a year ago regarding some nutjob right wing religous goofball who basically admitted sleeping with his horse or cow or something? Maybe there is more to the human/animal relationship argument that these clowns actually know about (and practice??) that causes them to want to restrict their own conduct?

  • Florida would be the favorite in the East and Oklahoma would be hard to beat in the West.

    I like Florida in the east as well, but I’ll take Kansas in the West. Although keep an eye on Texas, they’re an up and comer. Alaska is my dark horse.

    these 20 kids and grandkids are very proud and very thankful that today, 47 years later, my wife and I believed in Matthew 9:14, that marriage should be between a man and a woman.

    I guess his point is that if he hadn’t read Matthew 9:14 and believed in it that he might have married another man, or maybe a horse or a telephone or something?

  • From the looks of the people in that family photograph Imhofe may be opposed to homosexual relations but not to relations with assorted farm animals.

  • Imhofe, translated from his BlabberSpeak to Common English:

    “WAH! You won’t let me legislate my xenophobic values down your liberal-biased throats, so I’ll hate you for it. WAH!!!”

    Oh, wait—am I supposed to be using “American English” instead of Common English? Darn it all to heck….

  • Bubba, it was Neal Horsely on the Alan Colmes Show.

    “Is it true?” Colmes asked.

    “Hey, Alan, if you want to accuse me of having sex when I was a fool, I did everything that crossed my mind that looked like I…”

    AC: “You had sex with animals?”

    NH: “Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule.”

    AC: “I’m not so sure that that is so.”

    NH: “You didn’t grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?”

    AC: “Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?”

    NH: It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed from the reality… Welcome to domestic life on the farm…”

    http://www.newshounds.us/2005/05/06/bizarre_sex_habits_of_the_extreme_rightwing.php

  • Inhofe is a prime example of where the pejorative term “Okie” comes from. Him and his buddy Coburn could come from nowhere else other than Oklahoma, except maybe Alabama.

  • “these 20 kids and grandkids are very proud and very thankful that today, 47 years later, my wife and I believed in Matthew 9:14, that marriage should be between a man and a woman.”

    uh, isn’t pride a sin? it seems that believing in Matthew 9:14 has its pitfalls.

  • When McCain’s ant-torture bill came up in the Senate, only 9 (all Repubs) voted against it. Two of the nine were from Oklahoma – yep, Inhofe and Coburn. They must have left their bibles at home that day.

  • NO GAY KIDS?

    I have no intention of spreading false rumors. However, about three years ago a guy lived on my block in San Francisco who claimed to be the step-son of Senator Inhofe. He was gay, and claimed he had a gay twin brother as well. He left SF reportedly to return to Oklahoma to work with Inhofe on political issues as he had an interest in politics.

    I did not know this man well, age was maybe early 20s, name something with a D but unsual…Devlin? He seemed normal; I had no reason to doubt the truth of what he was saying…

    A quick web search reveals nothing about the senator’s family other than “wife Kay, 4 grown kids” which doesn’t jibe with what this guy said, but I’m SURE he was speaking of Inhofe. Does anyone else know anything about this?

    This could be just another phony — but it sounded real at the time, and the guy had no reason misrepresent himself.

    John

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