‘Look calm even when everything is going wrong’

A couple of weeks ago, I mentioned Blake Gottesman, the president’s “body guy,” who sticks close behind Bush for 14 to 18 hours a day. (If you’ve seen the TV show, “The West Wing,” Gottesman is like Charlie.) Gottesman, despite having less than one year of undergraduate work under his belt, is off to Harvard Business School, thanks to a little help from his boss.

Before he escapes White House life, Gottesman chatted briefly with Time magazine’s Mike Allen. He offered an interesting insight into Bush’s temperament.

On the road [Gottesman will] crack a joke if Bush is getting tense.

“If the aide looks nervous, the President will think there’s something to be nervous about,” Gottesman, who is intensely private even for a Bushie, tells TIME in a rare interview. “So you look calm even when everything is going wrong.”

It was probably just an off-hand comment, but this struck me as a helpful peek into the president’s personality. No matter what the circumstances, Bush, who is apparently far more sensitive than he lets on, wants those around him to appear relaxed, even when they’re not, because our delicate president might otherwise get flustered.

Bush has surrounded himself with loyal confidants, but when they talk, they say interesting things, don’t they?

There’s this gem from last year:

It’s a standing joke among the president’s top aides: who gets to deliver the bad news? Warm and hearty in public, Bush can be cold and snappish in private, and aides sometimes cringe before the displeasure of the president of the United States…. Bush can be petulant about dissent; he equates disagreement with disloyalty.

I’m also reminded of a Time interview with a “youngish” White House aide, described as a Bush favorite, who said, “The first time I told him he was wrong, he started yelling at me. Then I showed him where he was wrong, and he said, ‘All right. I understand. Good job.’ He patted me on the shoulder. I went and had dry heaves in the bathroom.”

And now, Bush’s “body guy” is talking about keeping on airs for a nervous president. Oh the books the Bush gang could write….

Bush is a sensitive cowboy? Now that’s funny.

  • On 9/11 Bush freezes as he reads, “My Pet Goat” and then goes flying around on Air Force One rather than return to Washington. He strikes a deal with the 9/11 commission to appear jointly with Cheney. They guy is a neurotic bundle of nerves.

    Leaders are supposed to keep their heads as those around them lose their heads. This puts the lie to Bush as a leader.

  • from the Time article: ‘Gottesman collects artifacts for a future presidential library, down to the whistles Bush blows to start the White House Easter Egg Roll.’

    those bookshelves aren’t gonna fill themselves, y’know.

  • Dry heaves in the bathroom? Afraid to tell him the bad news, i.e. the truth? Where do they find these people? Haven’t they ever had a job in the real world? He’s just a man; he deserves no more respect than what he earns. He’s doing a job (supposedly) serving the people of the US. Get over him!

  • Sort of like the Kevin Bacon character in Animal House, when the parade is disintigrating into chaos and he is trying to keep the crowd under control.

  • Ever had a “screamer” as a boss?
    I have. Worst boss ever, and Bush sound even worse than him.
    Where do they find these people? Sycophants are everywhere that power (whether money, fame or political) resides.
    OK, Cheney is C. Montgomery Burns, and most of the staffers are Smithers. Who is Bush? Chief Wiggam, or perhaps Ralphie?

  • Bubble maintenance is a delicate process. Give these pups some props–they’ve kept Mr. Jello standing for six years.

  • Bolton is doing excellent. The MSM is going nuts because we may actually leave the UN. Bolton or not, it’s a good idea.

  • In the same vein, this NYTimes story about Meghan O’Sullivan– the NSA advisor on Iraq– mentions that “people who have seen her brief the president say she has been succinct, unpretentious, full of facts and cheerful — exactly what Mr. Bush likes.”

    How anyone can be cheerful while reporting the latest round of carbombings does seem to require a special set of talents.

  • Remember the “choked on a pretzel” story early in the first term. Somebody had enough balls to punch back. Mighta bin Laura. As the old joke goes, GW woulda bin a roughneck in the oil patch had it not been for her. Sometimes jokes speak the best truths.

  • And don’t forget that GW lost his nerve in landing F100s while in the Guard. Sometimes a guy’s got to hide a little behind behind all that swagger. The old man’s shoes were just a bit too big for W.

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