Don’t worry, there’s a ‘new’ plan for Iraq

Remember six weeks ago, when Iraqi and Bush administration officials announced a new plan to bring some stability to [tag]Baghdad[/tag]? It failed. But don’t worry; there’s a new plan.

Saying the security situation in Baghdad remained “terrible,” [tag]President[/tag] [tag]Bush[/tag] announced an agreement with Prime Minister Nuri Kamal al-[tag]Maliki[/tag] on Tuesday to significantly strengthen the United States military presence in the city.

The announcement, presented at a joint news conference during Mr. Maliki’s first visit to the [tag]White House[/tag] since taking office in May, was a tacit admission that the Iraqi government had not succeeded in bringing stability to the capital, and that any major withdrawal of American troops soon remained unlikely.

Under the new security plan, devised by American military commanders in consultation with the Iraqis, some 4,000 United States troops would move into Baghdad, to join the same number of Iraqi counterparts. The United States has about 128,000 troops in Iraq, approximately 7,200 of them in Baghdad, according to military officials there.

[tag]Stephen Hadley[/tag], Bush’s national security advisor, said the new plan is really just “phase two” of the original plan. The New York Times noted, however, that “there was no [tag]Phase II[/tag] in the previous plan.”

“This is more like Plan B,” one of Hadley’s associated conceded. “Six weeks ago, we were talking about pulling American [tag]troops[/tag] back from the city streets, not putting more of them out there.”

If none of this inspires you to have confidence in the administration’s handling of the crisis, wait until you see how thoroughly [tag]Maureen Dowd[/tag] skewers the latest approach to security in Baghdad.

If you turn on TV, you see missiles flying, bodies lying, nuclear missiles unleashed and a slaughterhouse in Iraq. But don’t despair, because yesterday President Bush announced the establishment of “a joint committee to achieve Iraqi self-reliance.” He called it a “new partnership,” as if it were some small business.

Isn’t it a little late, in July 2006, to be launching a new partnership for such an old mess? Isn’t it a little late to realize that Baghdad, a city where 300 garbage collectors have been killed in the last six months, according to press reports, has spun out of control?

In a press conference at the White House with his rogue puppet, the Iraqi prime minister, Nuri Kamal al-Maliki, Mr. Bush explained that “our strategy is to remain on the offense, including in Baghdad.” Then why, after three and a half years, does our offense look so much like a defense?

The president sounded like a Jon Stewart imitation of himself when he assured reporters that Mr. Maliki had “a comprehensive plan” to pacify Iraq. “That’s what leaders do,” W. lectured, in a familiar refrain. “They see problems, they address problems, and they lay out a plan to solve the problems.”

If only the plan were a little less robbing-Peter-to-pay-Paul, and a little more road-to-Damascus epiphany. Taking troops out of Anbar Province, where the insurgency is thriving, to quell violence in Baghdad doesn’t inspire confidence that the plan is truly “comprehensive.”

Seriously, “a joint committee to achieve Iraqi self-reliance”? Do you ever get the impression that these guys are just making it up as they go along?

Considering that Baghdad has about half the population of Iraq, I’m surprised we don’t have 60,000 troops in there.

It’s both sad and costly to have the Bushites flailing around like this. I suppose that’s what you get when you figure you are smarter than the professionals telling you that they would need more troops to pull off the occupation.

Dumb, dumb, de dumb dumb.

  • As they say, “The next six months will be crucial.”

    “That’s what leaders do,” W. lectured, in a familiar refrain. “They see problems, they address problems, and they lay out a plan to solve the problems.”

    Of course he should add, “And sometimes the leaders make the problems worse.”

    Mission Accomplished Mr. President.

  • So that’s the plan—to “committee” the insurgency to death? When will people stop drinking the Kool Aid and realize that Herr Bush is trying to ride into the sunset—on a dead horse?

  • Lance nailed it – as the WaPost noted last week Bush thinks he is smarter and a better long-term strategist than everyone who actually knows anything. And there is no way to put brakes on these clowns to keep them from continuing along their delusional and destructive path. You would have to remove the entire administration as far down as it goes, and the “leadership” of the House and Senate, before you got down to some government layer with actual competence to make reality-based decisions. And that won’t happen, so we and the American ideal and the world are simply screwed.

  • I feel so much better now that we have a plan. But it needs a name that will inspire us with it’s sheer brilliance. Might I suggest Operation: Whack-A-Mole?

  • The radio news I’ve heard mentions that they’re taking troops from “the rest of Iraq” and putting those into Baghdad. Several also made the point that some of those troops will be coming from Kuwait. Apparently we either lost the Gulf War (Bush I’s war) or fought it under false pretenses — Kuwait is part of Iraq.

  • These clowns should be selling soda pop. The slogans they come up with are world class, but that’s where it ends. The CEO president has nothing but a sad infomercial.

  • “They see problems, they address problems, and they lay out a plan to solve the problems.”

    By making the problems seem not so bad by the existence of the far worse problems created by the new plan. Ingenious, no??

    I wonder how long it took for The Deciderer to learn that line?

  • Would it confuse the insurgents in Anbar province if we run away more?

    Keep your eye on the Turkish-Iraqi border. That seems to be getting not enough attention, mainly due to the Israel-Lebanon crisis, that it should be.
    If Turkey decides to launch an IDF-style operation into Iraqi Kurdistan, any idea on the US reactoin?

  • Going to be snarky –

    there was an old plan?

    Oh I remember – the one to stand down as the Iraqi’s stand up – and all before the November midterms……

  • As Lance pointed out, given the population of Baghdad, how exactly does bringing the trooop level from 7,200 to 11,200 change anything? There are nearly 6 million friggin people there! Hello!?!?!?!? So you go from .12% of the population to .19% of the population, and that’s gonna change things? What a bunch of morons. Look, this IS civil war, it IS going to end in partition, and it IS our fault. Let’s admit we fucked up, and try something new.

    The best thing about cut and run at this point, is that they (the Iraqi govt, and people) will have no excuses anymore for what is going on there. At least that way noone can say we are instigating the violence. Unfortunately, this would have been a better tactic months and years ago, before the civil war. But we let things go from bad to worse, and now there is too much hatred to go back.

    The fact is, a partition is the end result, so why not just help them get along with it and call it a day? Send the troops up north to prevent a wider war between Turkey and Kurds and then free up troops for more of a strategic weapon ( i mean bargaining, not killing) with Iran, Syria, etc. This “policy” we have now is a joke. i mean, at least 5818 Iraqis killed in May and June alone??? This is supposed to be the way we better the world after 9.11?

  • Actually, if the plan on moving troops from other regions in Iraq to Baghdad, then this might be the beginning of the “cut and run” phase of the Operation Iraqi Freedom. If you want to get out of Iraq, saying that you’re retreating would only embolden the insurgents. But if you are moving troops that would otherwise have to retreat through enemy territory to somewhere a little closer to the border and somewhere easier to defend than Anbar Province, this makes all the sense in the world.

    The Army wishes to avoid payback for what they did to retreating Iraqi forces on their way back from Kuwait…

  • he assured reporters that Mr. Maliki had “a comprehensive plan” to pacify Iraq.
    What Bush really is looking for is a comprehensive plan to pacify the American people.

  • The president sounded like a Jon Stewart imitation of himself when he assured reporters that Mr. Maliki had “a comprehensive plan” to pacify Iraq. “That’s what leaders do,” W. lectured, in a familiar refrain. “They see problems, they address problems, and they lay out a plan to solve the problems.”

    Does anyone remember this one from January? “Part of my job –people ask me, ‘what’s your job?’ My job is decision-maker.” VacuousGeorge.

  • That’s the No Plan Plan in action!

    Seriously though, WHAT PLAN?

    If you’re going to plan B, shouldn’t there be a Plan A?

  • I’m with G2000.

    Let’s retire up into Kurdistan and down into Kuwait, leave a highway from Iran to Lebanon open and stay out of the way as the Sunni insurgents try to be a speed bump to a unified Shia state.

    That would be entertainment.

    Yep, I’m serious too.

  • Do you ever get the impression that these guys are just making it up as they go along?

    Do you ever get the impression that they aren’t?

  • Ahhh. I feel much better now. A new plan: that’s all the world needs to fix all the fuck-ups of this administration.

  • “If you’re going to plan B, shouldn’t there be a Plan A? ”
    Comment by Dan — 7/26/2006 @ 11:51 am

    Come on, Dan. Plan A (and B and C) was very clear: “Stay the course.” Don’t tell me that’s not a brilliant plan, which can be applied to every single problem in the world.

  • “Come on, Dan. Plan A (and B and C) was very clear: “Stay the course.” Don’t tell me that’s not a brilliant plan, which can be applied to every single problem in the world.” – sig@zipa.com

    The Thelma and Louise solution, right?

  • So Bush is going to step into another PR trap by putting more troops back into harm’s way and increasing the American death toll. Just when his cut and run and hide on our bases policy was going so well. There’s just no winning if you’re an American GI … or if you’re an Iraqi civilian.

    When the only solution to death is more death, your plan has a problem. The fiasco continues.

  • I’m waiting for the even-more-orwellian moment when someone claims with a straight face that this *is* “staying the course”.

  • “They see problems, they address problems, and they lay out a plan to solve the problems.”

    Don’t real leaders then actually solve a few of the problems they see and address? Maybe just one? Please?

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