Is ‘community theater’ some kind of code?

Just to update an item from last week, the AP reported that the Army interrogated Bleu Copas, a decorated sergeant and Arabic language specialist, about being gay before ultimately forcing him out of the military. As part of the questioning, Army officials asked Copas if he understood the military’s policy on homosexuals, if he had any close acquaintances who were gay, and if he was “involved in community theater.”

Some commenters understandably paused on the last one. Did the Army really ask that? Does the Army really consider involvement in community theater to be reserved for gays? Justin Rood contacted Copas directly and got the whole story. Apparently, officials really did ask the question, but there may have been a reason.

“The informant, whoever he was, had a conversation with me on an internet chat room, and I mentioned involvement in community theater — I had rehearsal, or something,” Copas explained.

So did the investigator ask the question in order to identify you as the person with whom this anonymous informant had chatted? Or because community theater involvement was evidence of homosexual tendencies?

“I think a little of both,” said Copas, “but I would just be guessing.”

For what it’s worth, now that Copas’ military career has been cut short, he’s joined a new community theater project, in which he’ll play the lead in “Bye Bye Birdie.” He could be translating sensitive Arabic communiqués right now, but the Army apparently believes this is a better use of Copas’ time.

So…if “the lo-ooong war” is still going on in 10 years (when my son turns 18), and the idiots in the Pentagon decide that they need a draft to make up for their squelched recruitment numbers, then my son could simply “get involved with our local community theater group”—and be exempt from the draft?

I somehow think the Army hasn’t thought this one through yet….

  • In my experience, community theater is more predictive of egotism and annoying delusions of talent than of homosexuality. You might as well ask, “All right, who’s in an amateur rock and roll band?” to find the same kind of personalities.

  • in which he’ll play the lead in “Bye Bye Birdie.”

    Holy crap! I’m psychic!

    Or is that “psychotic?” I always get the two confused …

    🙂

  • So, an army that prides itself on marching straight into hell and fears no enemy is afraid of a gay translator? A thesbian? (Maybe someone though a thesbian was a male lesbian?)

  • I recommend developing a pronounced lisp, e.g. pronouncing “thespian” as if it was spelled with a “b”. 🙂

  • Do you like Judy Garland?

    Ever wonder if you could do a better job than the so-called experts on “Queer Eye for the Straight Guy”?

  • “Do you like movies about gladiators?”

    How the hell are we supposed to win the war in Iraq if the Army gets rid of the people who can best help in the fight?

    Sadly, there are dumb grunts who would rather have someone who only spoke Arabic half-ass, than have someone who was fluent and who happens to be “wun of them-thar homo-fags”.

  • As one who played the German Commandant in “Stalag 17” and Spettigue in “Charley’s Aunt” — and who helped out with numerous other plays — let me assure you that all community theatre is a veritable hotbed of homosexual orgies. Unbeknownst to the general public, the Bacchanalia begins a full two hours before curtain and resumes, with sadomasochistic touches, for the rest of the night after the curtain falls.

  • um…Ed…

    Are you talking about the cast…or the audience?

    *Ducks to avoid a well-thrown Fresnel….

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