George W. Bush, reader

A week ago, we discussed whether the president actually read Camus’ “The Stranger,” and discussed the origins of existentialism. It turns out, however, there’s a little more to Bush’s new-found appreciation of the printed word.

Maybe it was the influence of his wife, Laura, a former librarian, or his mother, Barbara, a longtime promoter of literacy. Or perhaps he was just eager to dispel his image as an intellectual lightweight. But President Bush now wants it known that he is a man of letters.

In fact, Bush has entered a book-reading competition with Karl Rove, his political adviser. White House aides say the president has read 60 books so far this year (while the brainy Rove, to Bush’s competitive delight, has racked up only 50).

U.S. News & World Report’s Kenneth T. Walsh published a portion of the president’s 60-book list, while C-SPAN posted an even more complete list.

I try to avoid categorical statements about people I’ve never met and don’t know personally, but I feel comfortable saying there is absolutely no way on earth the president read all of these books. None.

First, while the reading list has its share of baseball titles, there are some fairly serious books here, including John Barry’s “The Great Influenza,” Geraldine Brooks’ “Nine Parts of Desire: The Hidden World of Islamic Women,” Gordon Wood’s “Revolutionary Characters,” and (I kid you not) “Macbeth” and “Hamlet” by Shakespeare. I don’t want to say these books are above the president’s reading level, but for a guy who doesn’t read newspapers and has never shown a hint of intellectual curiosity, it’s a bit of a stretch.

Second, there’s the time element. Some of Dan Froomkin’s readers started crunching the numbers.

Of the twelve books listed, I come up with a total page count of 5,356 pages, including 1,585 pages not available until at least 4/2006 of this year. That is an average page count of 450 pages per book. Multiply by his 60 books so far this year for a total page count of 27,000. 27,000 pages means the President would have to average a little over 115 pages per day. Reading a quick pace of a little over a minute per page, that is two hours a day of reading, and let’s be honest, longer if you want to retain information in these types of books. And this from a man who prides himself in not reading the paper. I don’t buy it.

And those are just the 12 books Walsh listed. The White House press office gave C-SPAN a list of 25 books — which were just part of the president’s summer reading list. For a guy who likes to get to bed early, who devotes a couple of hours a day to exercise, and who ostensibly oversees the executive branch of government during a war, let’s just say this is more than a little “ambitious.”

Even if we assume that this is all transparent White House spin, and that the president didn’t read “The Stranger” or much else from his reading list, the question then becomes, why bother with this narrative anyway?

USNWR’s Walsh wrote that “portraying Bush as a voracious reader is part of an ongoing White House campaign to restore what a senior adviser calls ‘gravitas’ to the Bush persona. He certainly needs something.”

I agree he needs “something,” but does anyone seriously believe that producing bogus reading lists will suddenly give people the impression that Bush is “a man of letters”? A voracious reader? An intellectual heavyweight?

C’mon. We’re talking about a guy who’s supposed to be folksy and simple. It’s an image the White House has worked hard to cultivate over the years. The president seems to enjoy it — otherwise he wouldn’t openly mock people with PhDs.

The fact that the White House gang is experimenting with a new persona — Bush, the reader — is embarrassing. He’s not supposed to be about book learnin’; he’s about governing by instinct and relying on the advice of educated people who tell him what he wants to hear. Switching gears now is not only literally unbelievable, it’s pointless. The die is already cast.

For some strange reason, I didn’t see “My Pet Goat” on this list.

  • Well, what C-SPAN and USN&WR forgot to mention was that half the books had “For Dummies” following the title, and the other half were on tape.

    And I’ll be the first the say it:

    Where’s “My Pet Goat”?

  • The White House is saying Bush read these books. They’re not saying he read them all the way through.

  • He’s not reading them He’s having someone else read them two him while he is riding his mountain bike. My guess is they load up his iPod with audio books and call that reading.

    Jeeze if that is true he has spend a ton of time riding his mountain bike this year.

  • Steve,

    I can’t believe I forgot about those. Considering the guy who invented them was a celebrated graduate of my alma mater, I’m quite embarrassed.

    Ah well. Can’t fire on all cylinders every day.

  • I’m telling you, they’re all just comic books on the inside. Cheney is pulling the dust jackets off and swapping them out.

    I’m sure Bush was like “Wow! I didn’t know Batman WAS the Stranger. It all makes sense now. Heh heh. Aren’t I folsky!”

  • Here’s an idea: Oprah should invite him to come on her show to discuss these books.

    Do you have a great idea for a show? Is there a topic you feel passionately about? Or a person you’d like to see Oprah interview? The producers of The Oprah Winfrey Show want to hear from you! Please fill out the form below, type your message and click “Submit” when you are finished. We look forward to reading your e-mail!

    Anyone for a letter writing campaign to get Oprah to offer the invitation? Here is the Email which I just sent.

    It has come to my attention that President Bush has become an avid reader late in life. He has recently released a list of 25 of the sixty books he has read this year. Tony Snow a few weeks ago let drop that the President had read Camus’ “The Stranger” while vacationing in Texas this summer.

    I along with many other avid readers would find the President’s insights into the books he has recently read fascinating. Your show is the ideal forum for him to discuss these books. Please consider inviting him on.

  • If Bush wants to read Shakespeare, I’d recommend Richard II, or the entire second tetralogy. After all, he seems to think he rules via divine right.

    And yes, I’m a pedantic asshat with a Literature degree.

  • USNWR’s Walsh wrote that “portraying Bush as a voracious reader is part of an ongoing White House campaign to restore what a senior adviser calls ‘gravitas’ to the Bush persona. He certainly needs something.”

    If Boy George II wants to restore his image of Gravitas, I suggest a gravitas-off with Stephan Colbert like Stone Phillips did on the first show (and an second time on the 100?). Other than that, I don’t think the President has a chance in hell.

  • PLEASE someone from the press corpse… ask him a simple question about any of these books, one that will test him for basic comprehension.

    Or… let them play you for stooges YET AGAIN.

  • rege: Here’s an idea: Oprah should invite him to come on her show to discuss these books.

    LOL, good one, rege, done /and/ done. 🙂

    CB: Geraldine Brooks’ “Nine Parts of Desire: The Hidden World of Islamic Women,”

    not finding any ‘good’ bits, he had karl toss it the minute after.

    there’s NO fucking way i believe any of this new ‘look ever’one, ah’m readin!’ shite but the unfortunate thing is, the die-hard morons will.

    i wanna book report!

  • What PR genius thought of this little gambit? I’m amazed Rove would allow his name to be attached to it. Frankly, it’s so incredibly stupid I’m thinking they’re doing it just to thumb their noses at every American.

    “Ha ha, we know this is slime but we’re still in office and you can’t touch us. Nee-ner nee-ner nee-ner!!”

  • Come on now. All these people nominating “My Pet Goat” are being viciously unfair to our President.

    He read that book FIVE years ago.

  • Aren’t a bunch of these books from high school reading lists? Do you think they are hoping that he can just discuss those books from “memory” and pretend to have recently read them? After all, who reads Hamlet for the first time after about the age of about 16? But then again, this hypothesis assumes that he actually read the required reading in high school. So, never mind…..

  • This guy doesn’t have time to read briefing books but he’s sucking down the Flashman series? Please! I don’t pay him to do that.

  • The artcile exllaims that Bush has read three books this month while on vacation. That means he read 8 books each of the previous months while “working”.

  • This guy doesn’t have time to read briefing books but he’s sucking down the Flashman series? Please! I don’t pay him to do that.

    Agreed. I read regularly, but I doubt I’ve made my way through 60 books this year, and I have far fewer demands on my time than the President should.

  • Come on now. All these people nominating “My Pet Goat” are being viciously unfair to our President.

    He read that book FIVE years ago. -Barry

    Correction: He STARTED reading that book five years ago.

  • As I recall John Kennedy was a speed reader. I doubt that George’s lips can move that fast.

    With the mountain biking and now all this reading, Laura must really be getting “desperate”. She might have to out drinking with the twins.

  • But the real question is “does he understand what he is reading”? maybe he should start with the constitution……

  • Does no one remember how Rove was assigned the task of teaching Bush the history of the presidency and how to be one? It’s in Bush’s Brain, but it was reported long before that. And now Bush is reading more books than him? Gimme a break.

    I’m going to start a presidential reading list on Amazon.

  • So th man who recently said “Shiites and Sunni’s? I thought they were muslims” read a book entitled “Nine Parts of Desire: The Hidden World of Islamic Women”?

    Any possibility these are books on tape and that Bush listens to them while cutting brush and when he needs an ear piece (like when at the UN).

  • Utter — UTTER — horseshit! George Bush couldn’t read the directions for a condom! (Yes, they DO have directions. So does shaving cream.)

    “Flashman”? Bullshit! I’ve read every one of them, and a pinhead who doesn’t know a Sunni from a Shiite or his ass from a hole…

    There’s not a reporter alive — in this country — who would ask that waste of oxygen a question about Camus. Of course, it wouldn’t matter. As we know, Camus said “Turrists are bad. Freedom is good.”

    Sometimes it’s just too damn much!

  • Then whatever he’s doing, it’s making him dumber. His logic, reasoning, and communication skills are becoming more and more incomprehensible.

    Reading for dumb to dumber.

    However, in real life I have noticed that whatever Bush says (“I talk to a lot of people about civil war”), is the bait and switch; meaning he never talks to anyone, never consults and never changes his mind AND reality is the exact opposit (I’m a uniter, not a divider. War as a last resort. I haven’t made up my mind yet. The tax cuts pay for themselves. etc.)

    I think you’re right CB, there’s no way he read all the words and comprehended them.

  • Bush doesn’t read anything, and I’d lay odds on it. The guy can’t even read his prepared speeches without stumbling, after rehearsals.

    I just think it’s shocking that his handlers would be so cynical as to believe the public would buy these latest lies. No, take that back. The MSM pretend to believe it, and Americans, most of them, probably do believe it.

    The guy’s a complete fraud.

    But I would recommend that everyone else read the one about the emperor having no clothes.

  • How many of the books that Georgie Boy read have Cliff Notes attached to them?

  • We’re within striking distance of Pat Robertson level propoganda here and once you’re there, you can almost start to get a whiff of Kim Jong-Il level propaganda.

  • Perhaps the Prezzz has actually read the titles from the covers or bindings of the actual books while actually holding the book in his own actual hands. Maybe not. Maybe all he got was the reading list to read.

  • Eeyore and 2manchu,
    Don’t you think he had enough trouble with “My Pet Goat” the first time around?

  • Tim,
    We probably should stop making fun of his “My Pet Goat” moment.

    On September 11, 2001, 3,000 of our fellow Americans were killed, thousands more were hurt, and he just sat there like an idiot for how many minutes?

    We shouldn’t use “My Pet Goat” as a joke, but as a reminder of the incompetence of this administration.

  • There’s an alternate explanation that is a great deal simpler and more in character. If Rove really did involve him in a reading match, perhaps as a way of tricking him into looking more intellectual, there is every chance that he is lying about what he reads, and heavying up on the Cliff’s Notes and Laura’s summaries, as a way of humiliating Turd Blossom. After all, this guy is a hypercompetitive jerk who tackles opponents in basketball games, and demands do-overs in golf.

  • I find it amazing that he wasn’t crushed under the overwhelming irony of reading “The Stranger” in the midst of the bombing of Lebanon, occupation of Iraq and the impending showdown with Iran. It’s clear that he’s not the most intellectually curious man, but does he have no sense of the synchronicity?

  • Perhaps it wasn’t a “book-reading” competition, but actually a “book-treading” competition. That’s infinitely more believable.

  • Reading Shakespeare. Looking for fart jokes.
    Dale

    Nah; that’s Chaucer. King George’d really enjoy the Miller’s Tale–it’s his style. He probably wouldn’t even notice the funny spelling. . . .

  • Well, I thought I’d heard that there was a run on “Classics Illustrated”…

    But seriously, while I doubt he’s really done all that reading I can believe that he’d outread Rove. After all, think about the comparative workload between the one really setting policy and the one who presents a public face for it.

  • Of course he read the books. He hasn’t been doing anything else, for crying out loud! 🙂

    Seriously, though, if Bush had read all those books, he wouldn’t have had time to read all of the ridiculous speeches his staff prepares for him. Perhaps an enterprising reporter will ask Bush some questions about a few of the books. You know, a bit of a pop quiz for old Georgie just to see how much he – (cough, cough) – retained.

    Bush the reader? Please. Killer bees will fly out of my anus before Bush reads 60 books. He probably hasn’t read that many since college…or before.

  • I don’t want to say these books are above the president’s reading level, but for a guy who doesn’t read newspapers and has never shown a hint of intellectual curiosity, it’s a bit of a stretch.

    They are above his reading level!!

    All of you Auld Phartz who showed your age with the “Classics Illustrated” references were probably “right on” with what he’s really reading – those and Laura’s “book reports.”

    I have a lot more spare time than Duh Deciderer, and I read fast (and comprehend it), and I sure as hell won’t be close to having read 60 books this year.

  • So according to this thread Bush graduated from Yale and Harvard, flew fighter jets, became Governor of Texas and President without ever reading a newspaper or cracking a book. Makes you wonder who the dummies are.

  • Mr Forward,

    Bush got into Yale and Harvard as a legacy.

    Bush got picked to fly fighter jets in the TNG over hundreds of over candidates despite being ranked near the bottom of the curve in the pilot aptitude test.

    Bush got the R nomination for Gov of Texas.

    Bush got the R nomination for Prez in 2000.

    What is the common factor?

    If you can’t figure it out, it’s the Family name. If my granpappy and daddy were extremely powerful ALUMNI who either once financed the nazis or were buds with the Saudi Royals then the odds of me being all of the above would be pretty goddamned good.

    And getting there is not the SAME as being competent at it!

    If only Bush read the document “Bin Laden Determined to Attack America” a little more seriously…

    I wish the WH would avoid tyring to throw this bullshit out into the real world. The list of books they have are reasonably academic books. I’m a pretty good speed reader and I’d be going thru this list at a rate of 1 a week (assuming I’m still on my full time job) to read and to digest the information.

    This is just something to impress the rubes and folks who are like him and don’t read anything serious on a regular basis.

  • I think I’m actually glad he’s reading this much (ya, right!). Just imagine what he could do if he were actually on the job decidin’ and accomplishin’ the missun.

  • I wish someone would come out with a “classics illustrated” version of the autobiography of commander codpiece.

  • Robert Waldman: Doesn’t that man have a job to do ?
    I mean if he has read 60 books so far this year shouldn’t he be trying to keep his slacking off on the job a secret ?

    what slacking off? he’s doing his damn job, /his/ way, and don’t forget it’s hard work! y’know, like flying all over the country to invitee-only ‘events’ (US taxpayers footing the bill, of course), fundraising for other rethugs, campaigning or whatever, humiliating US when he flies off to whatever country from which he can’t wait to get the hell out of, ignoring New Orleans, bullshitting on Iraq and on and on and on.

    i totally respect and bow down to our ‘Rebel-in-Chief’ for all he’s done to, i mean, /for/ US and the world. not.

    AFAIC, all the above and much much more are im-fuckin-peachable but what do i know?

  • How could one possibly have a prep-school education, followed by degrees from Yale and Harvard, AND not read Hamlet?

  • There were at least hree Travis McGee mysteries on that list. Ever read any of them? I made the mistake of reading one many years ago. It was stupid and had a lot of sex. I can believe he read those.

  • 31. “The real question is, Are our president learning?”

    Wrong! It’s, “Am” our president learning?

  • I’ll bet Chimpy is more familiar with the back of his toothpaste tube or the cereal box than any of these books he’s purported to read. He can barely speak, so who’s to believe that he actually reads?

  • “If my granpappy and daddy were extremely powerful ALUMNI who either once financed the nazis or were buds with the Saudi Royals then the odds of me being all of the above would be pretty goddamned good.”

    No, your odds in life would be better but you would probably still be an angry loser with limited cognitive skills.

  • Mr. Forward–
    Do you honestly believe that Bush got into those schools on his own merits, and that his connections had nothing to do with it?

    If so, I’ve got some oceanfront property to sell you, right in the heart of affordable and friendly Kansas City …

  • Knowing Bush he picks up the book – reads the first page – flips through the book and reads the last page. Than he marks it as finished.

    This guy is a mental lightweight and from viewing his actions at the press conference podium, couldn’t sit still long enough to read a comic book let alone Hamlet.

    Rove has thrown a lot of crap out there over the years and a lot of it has stuck on the psyche of America. We have so much “S—” on us now that whatever else he throws slides right off.

    I’d love to see someone sock this guy in the jaw. Man-o e man-o just to show what a wimp he is.

  • Mr. Forward

    I’m angry, but I ain’t a loser.

    Limited cognitive skills? Probably, but in the land of the moron the halfwit is king. Your postings prove that you don’t seem to have any to begin with.

  • Remember after he claimed to read the Bible every day? Then someone asked him which books and verses of the Bible he read, and he couldn’t come up with an answer.

    I think it’s the same thing going on here. His claims of reading books, Bible or other, are just like his claims about Saddam’s nukes and tax cuts and a million other things: Bald-faced LIES.

  • What’s even more alarming is Rove. If he’s taking the time to read 50 books, who the hell is running the country?

  • As, appareently, the only mystery reader among your commentators I’m going to disagree with Suzy about the McGee books. They are exciting, don’t have that much sex in them — though what would be wrong with that, I have to ask — and are also careful explorations of some of the nightmare areas in America’s psyche. The ones on the supposed Bush list are not the best of the series — I’d have definitely included “One Fearful Yellow Eye” — but if he really read them I’d hardly put him down for doing it. (They probably are at least as good as the Sara Paretsky books that Bill Clinton was reported to have read — also good if not absolutely top-rank in the field.)

    The real shocker to me is the other mystery listed on the C-SPAN list, the Donna Leon. I just read the first book in the series a couple of days ago, and she is a subtle and complex writer, much worth knowing and rather obscure. Whoever put together this list has interesting tastes.

    I doubt if Our Fearful Leader did read the books, I particularly doubt if he selected them, but whoever did is interesting.

  • Correct me if I’m wrong but I believe you give Laura to much credit here. She was an ELEMENTARY school librarian. Tiny little chairs and tables and books with lots of pictures. I doubt that she has absorbed much of that list either and she’s the smart one.

  • Come on now. All these people nominating “My Pet Goat” are being viciously unfair to our President.

    He read that book FIVE years ago. -Barry

    Correction: He STARTED reading that book five years ago.

    If I remember correctly, he kept with that one until the end.

  • I read more books than you do, na na na na na na. An embarrasingly childish attempt at image polishing. Aren’t you proud of your president?

  • It’s a myth that Bush was reading “My Pet Goat” on 9/11.

    The story he was reading was “The Pet Goat”.

  • I find it hard to believe that he is reading the Travis McGee books. I read those 30 years ago. Not only are they not current books or on anyone else’s reading list, they are full of subtle environmental “propaganda” on the destruction of Florida. John D. MacDonald, who lived in Florida, was trying to educate people who don’t normally read about the state’s environmental problems.

    So the White House is trying to say that Bush is reading old, old mysteries that push an environmental agenda? I don’t think so!! On the other hand, they did ask Stephen Colbert to MC the WH press roast, thinking he was a conservative. So who knows? Maybe no one in the WH can read.

  • “It’s a myth that Bush was reading “My Pet Goat” on 9/11″

    It is a myth that Bush was reading at all. The children were reading to him.

  • What is fascinating is not that Bush hasn’t read these books, but the quality and content of many of them. If I were to say to the President, “If you have some spare time, here are a few books you might enjoy, they are informative, and good conversation starters,” then I might very well have said “Mayflower”, “The Places In Between”, “American Prometheus”, “Polio”, “Clemente”. I’d very much like to know who put these books on the list, and who in the White House has read them!

  • So Dan, have you met a lot of illiterate legacy jet pilots? They must be amazing people. Maybe somebody else flew the plane, yeah that’s the ticket, the butler did it.

  • He may well enjoy the Flashman books. The books could almost have been written about him. The hero is a consumate liar, womanizer, hypocryte and coward. He revels in his ignorance. He despises the poor, the middle classes and most especially foreigners. And despite being the worst kind of human being in thought and action always comes out smelling like a rose.

  • The only book that Bush took to Crawford. That’s 144 pages for 2 weeks while ” at vacation.” And we’re supposed to believe that he devoured the other 27000 pages in the remaining 50 weeks while “working.”

  • Mr Forward,

    No, but I have met a few legacies (went to school with many) and a few jet pilots. I have higher esteem for those who are capable of flying jets than I do for folks who get in higher learning because of genetics rather than ability.

    BTW, Where is does this illiterate come from? Why are you suddenly adding things? Bash my original quote is fine. I never said he was illiterate. Now you’re adding things to this pointless little fight that aren’t added.

    Again, showing off those amazing non-cognitive skills of yours.

  • This one is easy. As noted by an earlier commentator, and following the Bush Admin’s penchant for language parsing (we didn’t say Hussein attacked us, we just kept repeating Hussein and Al-Qaeda together in the same sentence), I’d have to go with the “reading the book” = reading the book jacket summary of the story (forget Cliff Notes, Bush only looks at “executive summaries”).

    What I don’t get is why they are trying to change his image in this regard. I think perhaps it was that being “dumb” and non-reader before made him seem ‘regular guy’ and provided a excuse to duck responsbility. That image used to gain him votes. Now with the competence deficit, poor execution, and cellar dwelling approval rating, they need to jack him up as a competent, smart leader. Pretty lame way to do it though. They’ve lost the independents and the liberals and the discerning conservatives. Parlor tricks like this “ain’t gonna bring ’em back” (“aren’t going to bring them back” in the New Bush image). I see it only eroding his anti-intellectual Bubba base. Keep it up guys.

  • Why was only a “partial list” “released”?

    What is it about the other books (supposedly read by GWB) that they don’t want to tell us?

    Are we to assume that he likes to read racy mindless trash? That he likes to read right wing racists screeds?

  • A poster at Crooks & Liars pointed out that these are all book club books. So, no one in the white house is necesarily that interesting. All they had to do was read the junk mail ad.

  • The President seems to have actually combined Bible Study with French Post modernisim. Consider the intellectual rigors of combining an End of Days outlook with Jacque Derrida. As an ongoing program of Middle East deconstruction everyone has to admit the results are impressive. Its the next step that those intellectuals would never have the guts to consider….

    SNARK response I find the man to be horrifying and engage the Pagliacci response automatically…

  • Reading Shakespeare. Looking for fart jokes.

    Comment by Dale — 8/22/2006 @ 5:41 pm

    “Lay on sheets, and crack crack cheeks,
    And break wind loudly break,
    Bend backs and buttocks boys,
    ‘Twill be a piece of cake.”

    -Shakespeare’s Lost Comedy…er…discovered by the Firesign Theatre.

  • Hi Steve and all,

    Let us not forget, ‘The Fart Book’! 🙂

    But, as one of W.’s Yalie frat brothers tells Kelley, it’s not the substance abuse in Bush’s past that’s disturbing, it’s the “lack of substance … Georgie, as we called him, had absolutely no intellectual curiosity about anything. He wasn’t interested in ideas or in books or causes. He didn’t travel; he didn’t read the newspapers; he didn’t watch the news; he didn’t even go to the movies. How anyone got out of Yale without developing some interest in the world besides booze and sports stuns me.” New Yorker writer Brendan Gill recalls roaming the Kennebunkport compound one night while staying there looking for a book to read — the only title he could find was “The Fart Book.”

    As found in this Salon article: Don’t mess with the Bushes

    Cheers! 😀

  • Funny, if he really wanted to earn some credibility, he should have listened Sun Tzu’s “The Art of War.”

    Too bad it’s horribly apparent that he never, ever read it.

  • One thing I believe we can all agree on is that one book Shrubby has surely never cracked the cover of is the Bible.

    And, as an employee of the company that publishes “My Pet Goat,” I declare open season on it in perpetuity.

  • White House spokesman Tony Snow said Friday that Bush, here on his Texas ranch enjoying a 10-day vacation from Washington, had made quick work of the Algerian-born writer’s 1946 novel — in English.

    This ‘book readin’ showdown’ is utter bullshit, IMHO. To characterize ‘making quick work’ of a book smacks of someone who is not reading for enjoyment (heaven forfend!) but, rather, someone who’s just turning the pages to get to the last one.

    President Bush’s stock ‘n trade is in being a plain-spoken Man of the People and, let’s be honest here: real Mericans do not read the spewings of….the French.

    BTW: I went to a university where there was a chapter of Chimpy’s fraternity – DKE. The DKE members were – to a man – utter and complete pieces of shit; privileged assholes who felt like the world owed them a living. And I went to a state school (Rutgers). I can only imagine the level of hubris, entitlement, noblesse oblige and swagger that existed at DKE on the Yale campus.

    Word to Chimpy: Vas t’en foutre.

  • I was really angry at the beginning, even though he’s not the leader of my country, at this latest attempt to reframe the disaster of his Preznitcy and simultaneously hoodwink the voters yet again. However, by the time I read through all the comments (yes, every one), I had laughed out loud so many times that it was impossible to stay pissed off. You people are seriously funny.

    It’s just not within the realm of possibility that Preznit Pinata-Head could be such an illiterate fool in his public speaking, yet tear through books like a fat kid through a jelly roll. He plainly doesn’t understand some of the words he uses in his speeches, struggling to pronounce them. Are we to imagine he could get through Camus without having to ask every few minutes, “What’s this-here word mean?”

    There’s no shame in reading like that; it’s admirable, if you’re really trying to improve yourself. But the point is that you can’t do it quickly, not at the breakneck pace suggested. Anybody who’d be part of a lie like that is somebody whose first instinct is to lie, even when the truth will serve just as well.

    Jeez, I’m making myself mad again.

  • “Like a fat kid tearing through a jelly roll”

    I cant wipe the tears away from my face…they just wont stop.

  • Reporters won’t ask Bush any questions about the books he read. It would show that the President is stupid or a liar.

    If Bush can’t answer the question, the reporter will be attacked for making the President look stupid in a time of war.

    If Bush answers the questions correctly, the reporter will look stupid for asking and then will be attacked for TRYING to make the President look stupid in a time of war.

    Of course Bush will say ” I read 60 books this year, I can’t remember every single thing! !” And the press will give him a pass.

    Its a “no win” situation for the reporter.

  • Ninbus wrote: “Vas t’en foutre.” Isn’t that Cheney’s line? (although I agree completely when addressed to W!) and ‘noblesse oblige’ “noun – Benevolent, honorable behavior considered to be the responsibility of persons of high birth or rank.” Is that the intended epithet for Rutgers’ DKE frat brats?
    Susan wrote: “as an employee of the company that publishes “My Pet Goat,…” Then why are you not familiar with ‘THE’ title? Naughty, girl.
    And why “Richard II” as a recommendation, Unholy Moses? Usurpation of the throne from an ineffectual but rightful king by an ‘honourable’ pretender of specious lineage? Do the ends justify the means?
    By the way, I seem to recall both “foutre” and farts (‘breaking wind’) in Shakespeare, surprisingly not in the comedies, but in the ‘Histories of Henry IV and V,’ I believe; the ‘IV’ (or ‘second’) series Unholy Moses offers as worthy reads, too.

    Others have commented that no one reads “Hamlet” or ‘The Scottish Play’ after age sixteen. That is a shame. “Lear” is OFTEN in my rereads, as are several other works by the Bard, and I assure you my sixteen was circa our Camelot .

    Not trying to pick quarrels, just sayin’…..

  • Hey there. Today is my first Carpetbagger read and I laughed my asshat off. I fired off an e-mail to Oprah to persuade her to invite commander codpiece to discuss his book learnin’ with her millions of viewers. Too funny. Thank you, you all are so hot.

  • > Anybody who’d be part of a lie like that is somebody whose first instinct is to lie, even when the truth will serve just as well.

    very well-put, Mark!

  • As a longtime Bush supporter and oxygen depravation specialist, I am appalled at you liberal nuts sacks lack of respect and understanding for the President, Mr. Rove, and what the F___ is actually going on here.

    It is not the fact that Bush isn’t reading these books that is the important thing. Of course he’s not reading the books, you ding-dongs! But, as always, you left-wing commies fail to understand the basic importance of real political power and American values.

    The President must lie. At all times. About anything and everything. That is how he proves that he is right. Only a weak leader needs to tell the truth, because that shows that he is conforming to the world. Strength makes its own truth!

    And what truth is the President/Rove making with this incorrect yet important information about Bush’s reading list? That READING SMART STUFF IS IMPORTANT!

    For years you liberal dick-heads have been complaining about how “dumb” Bush is and how little attention is paid to education in this country, etc. etc. Now, finally, the President is concentrating the power of his lies on something YOU CARE ABOUT, and all you can do is carp and whine that it’s not “THE TRUTH?” Mother of pearl! “Hamlet” isn’t truth! “The Great Gatsby” isn’t truth! “The Bible” isn’t… Oh. Sorry. Back that one the f____ up, please.

    The point isn’t whether or not the President is lying — it’s what he’s lying about. The fact that he’s lying about such a namby-pamby, panty-waist subject as reading should make all you liberals as happy as a PhD in feminist deconstructionist post-modernism with tenure.

    Soon he’ll start lying about having an interest in the arts and music. Will that make you happy? Will nothing? Jeez.

  • Reading?? That’s one thing. Speed reading, skimming, etc.

    But UNDERSTANDING AND RETAINING THE CONTENT of these books? ‘ain’t no way’ as we say in the south.

  • An interesting exercise in finding humor in the Bush-devastated world.
    Apparently all the items demonstrating Dumbya’s ignorance have caused
    the Rove spin machine some concern. “Well, we fooled alot of people with
    WMD propaganda; what can we do about this? I’ve got it! We’ll just put it out through one of our favorite publications that George is actually reading
    some fairly intellectual books so people will think that he actually has
    some intellectual curiousity. I’ll tell him to page through these books so
    we can say he actually was reading them, and with the kicker that he is actually reading more than me to give it reality show reality. You know,
    repeat something enough times and it becomes the truth to alot of people.”

    As many have noted it’s too bad “the decider” very likely has not read very
    many, if any, books. If he had, he might have actually have developed critical thinking to a degree that he wouldn’t have fallen in with these PNAC idiots and chickenhawks who seem to think that just because America is the most dominant country on earth, that has the most advanced and expensive military out there, we can just run roughshod over any country
    we want to. A more critical thinker would have had to consider many other
    avenues to dealing with the problem of terrorism, rather than just caving in
    to BIG OIL’s desire to remove oil price erratic dictator Saddam. And the
    out-of-control huge Military-Industrial complex that needs to USE the
    weapons it has developed periodically to keep the income stream from the
    Pentagon going.

    In closing, “Ask not who the Chimp smirks at; he smirks at thee.”
    PS: We have to get this voting machine fraudulency thing fixed or we may
    never see justice and the real American freedoms we used to have ever
    again. Good night and good luck.

  • I think we have all missed the truth here.

    The President didn’t actually read the BOOKS on the list, but rather read the LIST of books.

  • L.A. Al, I plead guilty, but even here everyone calls it “My Pet Goat.” And we never allow the division that prints it to forget about it, either (what’s especially weird is that SRA is staffed by large numbers of card-carrying wingnuts, figure that out).

  • Oh book reading? I thought you said book burning. I believe Bush could burn 60 books while Rove could only burn 50. Now, could either of them read even 1 book? I don’t think so.

  • I have a friend who has his own PR firm. Among the work he does is construct “reading lists” for actors which they then pass on to magazines as their own . I imagine the Bushies took a page out of that book and had some White House intern construct a list for George. It’s no more real than the ones that we help our PR buddy construct for his clients.

  • The monkey shrub isn’t capable of reading the ingredients on a soup can much less anything above a sixth grade reading level (sports books eg.).

    With regard to Fart Jokes contained within Shakespeare as someone pointed out early on; this is not the place to go.

    Fart jokes however are all over the works of Rabelais.

    Dr. Bill

  • all of this patently false propaganda reminds me of the good old days of the soviet empire, or mao tse tung or the dear leader of north korea, where all the character traits and intellectual strengths of their respective leaders was trumpeted in the news papers etc

  • Let’s get Oprah to invite him on the show to air his newfound wisdom. Wouldn’t it be fitting to hear him pronounce ‘Camus” like ‘anus’ on national TV ?

  • Well, all this reading at this time in his divine’s presidency—could it be, that this is the “ambition” in Oscar Wilde’s quote? “Ambition is the last refuge of the failure”

  • It all depends what you mean by “read a book” – maybe Bush hasn’t worked out that you actually have to open books before reading them, and so he just means that he’s read the covers and dust jackets. At least, that’s my guess.

  • Here’s betting a whole stack of good books he never read even the *sketch* of USA PATRIOT before signing it- or after.

    Another PR sham. “You’re doing a heckover job, Bushie!”

  • I’ve been fuming for weeks over this line he keeps rehearsing about the ‘three George Washington biographies’ he’s read sometime lately. The great moral, Dubya repeatedly infers, is that historians are still talking about Washington, so one day they’ll still be talking about him: therefore, what, me worry?
    The Reader-in-Chief seems to miss the disturbing fact that noone’s really disputing the success of Washington’s policies! The fact that they’re writing about you doesn’t mean they’re ARGUING about you– if Bush wants to take refuge in historical controversy, he should be reading biographies of LBJ or Clinton. Better still, Bush should look to the thriving market for tomes on Pierce, Buchanan, or Harding . . . not only are there no historians arguing over their merits as presidential leaders (it is agreed, they have none), but noone, practically speaking, is writing about them at all. . . .

  • I commend him for his efforts which exceded mine. As I could only manage to get 3 read on my trip to and from the moon this past weekend. I would have managed more but the entertainment up there was so compelling.

  • Perhaps George could study up on the history of Iraq’s 7000 year history and to really understand a culture that he has destroyed. Iraq’s history has been totally destroyed. Perhaps George can help to rebuild that.

    Yeah, Geoge put that on your reading list.

  • Update: Today C-SPAN carried a talk by Tony Snow to a group of Republicans. The reading total is now 80 books. That works out to roughly one every four-and-a-half days.

    The rest of Snow’s talk was equally believable.

  • Of course Dubya has read all those books!!! He could read on the airplane, before bed, during lunch, between meetings….

    How about you all get a life….do something USEFUL for a change, and instead of writing on some random website….write your congressmen, senators, governor, the president himself….

  • It is amazing to me how ignorance is prized on web pages like this. Whether or not Bush has read 60 books last year, even if it was a quarter of that, he has read more than most that comment on this web page unless you count playboy and sports illustrated. If you want to talk about an impressive number of books read, which is a list of over a 100 per year is Annie Dillard. Lets all chant your team song, “spread the ignorance” in closing.

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