Hastert addresses Foley scandal — from a graveyard

Republicans aren’t much for governing, but they’re usually great when it comes to style (slogans, banners, camera angles, etc.). Why, then, did House Speaker Dennis [tag]Hastert[/tag] talk to reporters today from a cemetery? Was the metaphor about Republicans fighting for their lives not quite literal enough for the GOP? Atrios has been calling Hastert “dead man walking,” but this is ridiculous.

Of course, it wasn’t just the poor choice of locales; what Hastert had to say wasn’t particularly encouraging either.

House Speaker Dennis Hastert said Tuesday he’ll dismiss anyone on his staff found to have covered up concerns about ex-Rep. Mark [tag]Foley[/tag]’s approaches to former pages.

Hastert said he huddled with his staff last week and in that, in hindsight, the situation could have been better handled. But he added that “if there is a problem, if there was a cover-up, then we should find that out through the investigation process. They’ll be under oath and we’ll find out.”

“If they did cover something up, then they should not continue to have their jobs. But I didn’t think anybody at any time in my office did anything wrong,” Hastert told a news conference in Aurora, Ill.

It’s an odd response. Hastert simultaneously said his aides did nothing wrong and that they may have been involved in a cover-up. The Speaker seemed to be pinning the blame on his staff indirectly. In other words, he practically told reporters, “See those aides? The ones who knew about Foley but didn’t tell me or take appropriate action? No one should blame them, the ones who may have been involved in a cover-up.”

It certainly sounded as if Hastert was trying to implicate his aides, blaming them for his negligence. Of course, since two members of the House GOP leadership — House Majority Leader John Boehner (R-Ohio) and NRCC Chairman Tom Reynolds (R-N.Y.) — have already said publicly that they spoke with Hastert directly about Foley, blaming the staff hardly seems like an effective strategy.

There were a few other Foley-related developments to pass along. For example, the NYT reported today that a former page approached Rep. Jim Kolbe (R-Ariz.) six years ago with concerns about Foley making him feel uncomfortable after a series of suggestive messages.

Mr. Kolbe, a former member of the board that oversees the House page program, remembers talking to a page with concerns about Mr. Foley’s conduct, said Korenna Cline, Mr. Kolbe’s press secretary. But Mr. Kolbe could not remember whether he confronted Mr. Foley directly, Ms. Cline said, or delegated the matter to his staff.

Today, Kolbe’s office said the lawmaker passed along concerns to Foley’s office and the clerk of the House.

ABC News, meanwhile, does some interesting follow-up on Rep. Ginny Brown-Waite’s (R-Fla.) concerns.

“Even though the e-mail exchange could be perceived to be innocuous in nature, as a member of Congress who has consistently fought to protect children from predators and who also values the page program, I thought it was incumbent upon me to look further into this matter,” she says. “Therefore on Thursday evening I initiated my own investigation. I discovered that Congressman Foley had made some pages uncomfortable.”

She also learned — from first hand accounts, she says — about the “incident when Congressman Foley showed up at the page dorm one night, inebriated. I did not know about these incidents until Thursday night. On Friday, September 29, 2006, I discussed what I’d discovered about Congressman Foley with House GOP leadership” — though she won’t say who.

What’s interesting here is that nowhere in their public stated comments Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday — or since, as far as I can tell — has anyone in the House GOP Leadership mentioned the drunk dorm incident. Indeed, they have confined their discussions to the Instant Messages and e-mails.

Though, it should be noted, on Tuesday, October 3, Majority Leader John Boehner, R-OH (and in a separate letter, Boehner along with the other three members of the GOP Leadership) asked the clerk of the House to look into the matter.

Since then, Republicans have assailed the Foley story — ludicrously, with no evidence — as being some nefarious plot between ABC News and their political opponents. The insinuation is that these electronic communications were held until this last month before election day.

But all of this ignores the fact that Brown-Waite — a loyal, conservative Republican — conducted her own investigation and found evidence of Foley’s behavior that had NOTHING TO DO WITH ELECTRONIC COMMUNICATION.

She claims she uncovered evidence of Foley drunkenly trying to get into the congressional page dorm. She further claims the GOP Leadership knew about this.

Odd, no?

Odd, yes.

Why, then, did House Speaker Dennis Hastert talk to reporters today from a cemetery?

If I had to guess, I’d say he went to the cemetery for the funeral of a friend, and was hounded by a pack of reporters. In this scenario, the choice of backdrop was not his — though it would’ve been his choice to engage the press at a private function where they had no business following him.

Either that, or he’s getting ready for Halloween.

  • OK. I’ve figured this out:

    Hastert is miserable, he wants to quit, but Reynolds is holding something over his head to keep him in office. Indelicate behaviour with a bowl of pudding perhaps? Improper advances towards a stack of pancakes? Who knows. Assume it involved food.

    Dennys wants someone to please, please put him down but if he comes out and says it Reynolds will release those pictures of Hastert curled up with a plate of liver and onions, gravy smeared across his flaccid chops. So, he goads his aides by threatening to fire them and he does it in a cemetary as a hint that they should stop him before it’s too late.

    Makes as much sense as anything else that fuckwits have done about this.

  • Yeah Grumpy, I’m sure the media insisted on disrupting a funeral until Hastert gave a statement. A man who has become Speaker of the House might just have enough self-confidence and authority to keep the press out of a private event and/or ignore their questions. Maybe he needs to upgrade his “handlers”, it seems some GOPers are quite skilled at keeping people away from their candidate/Representive.

    My guess it that Hastert has as much respect for the dead as he does for the Constitution and does not see the backdrop as a problem. Or, maybe he is being measured for a plot since his health seems to have slipped from his list of concerns.

  • I think they are still trying to imply that the Democrats knew stuff about Foley and sat on it until a month before the election. Stuff of course that if Hastert knew he would have used to get rid of Foley months ago (yah, right!).

  • I think he was there burying what’s left of his political career — it was cremeated along with the GOP’s chances of retaining both houses of Congress.

    I’d come up with a witty epitaph, but all I got was:

    Denny Hastert’s Political Career
    Whenver – 2006
    “At least I got that highway built!”

    GOP Congressional Control
    1994 – 2006
    “Everything was better when we were on the same page.
    Guess it goes to show some things don’t get better with age.”

    Yeah … pretty weak.

  • Well. I guess the “buck stops here” meme has been dropped by Hastert faster than a naked baby back rib bone at an all-u-can-eat bar-b-q buffet.

  • … he’ll dismiss anyone on his staff found to have covered up….

    Yes, and didn’t the Shrub earnestly promise through our TeeVee screens to fire anyone in his administration involved in the Valerie Plame affair? Republican promises to clean up the messes they’ve made, and are still making, are little more than arrogant flatulence.

  • Hastert looking for a Foley cover-up among his staff is like Bush looking for the missing WMD in his Oval Office: it’s a cute gag but he’ll find the culprit by looking in the mirror.

  • ***Why, then, did House Speaker Dennis Hastert talk to reporters today from a cemetery?***

    He was holding a seance; trying with what little credence he still possesses to summon the all powerful spirit of the Great ReaganGod. Ronnie, however, didn’t show up….

  • You see, there was no “cover up.” Just gross negligence and incompetence and arrogance and… Hastert knows there is no specific cover up, just inaction. Ah, the soft bigotry of low expectations (whatever that means; I just keep hearing it and it sounds good). No one will be able to prove a cover up, so they really didn’t do anything wrong, just like Rove and Valerie Plame. It’s all the same pathetic playbook. Unfortunatley, the only way to stop this nonsense is by an amazing get out the vote effort that I’m not sure we have yet. We’ll see.

  • No wait, I know! Hastert is showing the GOP isn’t a bunch of homophobic cretins by acting out a song by The Smiths:

    A dreaded sunny day,
    so I’ll meet you at the cemet’ry gates…

  • Maybe it was just another drive-the-hybrid-for-a-block-then-get-out-and-wait-for-the-Escalade-to-pick-you-up publicity stunt thing. Maybe the reporters just happen to find him waiting for his ride, and he just happened to be standing next to a cemetary.

    Or maybe he’s really a closet Goth.

  • Unholy Moses’ Hastert epitaph:
    GOP Congressional Control
    1994 – 2006
    “Everything was better when we were on the same page.
    Guess it goes to show some things don’t get better with age.”

    Hmmmm….”when we were on the same page.” Hmmmmmm…did you mean to suggest that….hmmmmm….

  • I was struck by how similar the Speaker’s comments were to what the President said about the CIA leak probe.

    GWB backed down when it became obvious that some of his administration leaked.

    Will Hasert do the same thing?

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