Hastert calls a whole lot of Americans ‘foolish, naïve, and dangerous’

I realize House Speaker Dennis Hastert (R-Ill.) must be a little on edge — he’s about to lose his job, he unexpectedly was forced to talk to investigators about his role in the Mark Foley scandal — but if he doesn’t want people to think he’s desperate, he’ll probably have to tone down the hysterical rhetoric.

On Sunday, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) was on 60 Minutes and was asked if she considered the war in Iraq part of the war on terror. “No,” Pelosi said, “The war on terror is the war in Afghanistan.”

Pelosi has said this before, many times, in many settings, as have countless others in the reality-based community. But Hastert is so desperate to do something to alter the political landscape, he decided to pursue this with gusto.

Speaker Hastert released a statement this morning calling comments recently made by House Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) “irresponsible.” The statement said that Pelosi, who may become Speaker of the House if Democrats win control of Congress this November, does not understand the threats facing the United States.

“One cannot win the Global War on Terror if one does not understand it,” Hastert said…. Calling Pelosi’s stance “foolish, naïve, and dangerous,” Hastert said “If it were up to a Democratic majority, it would cut and run from the Global War on Terror, continue to coddle terrorists, create a United States Department of Peace and call it a day.”

You know it’s bad when I start feeling kind of sorry for Hastert.

Continue” to coddle terrorists? When did we start coddling terrorists?

Create a United States Department of Peace? When Dennis Kucinich is named chairman of the House Armed Services Committee, maybe then Hastert can start whining.

And as for “foolish, naïve, and dangerous,” Hastert may not appreciate just how many Americans he’s smearing at once.

Americans increasingly see the war in Iraq as distinct from the fight against terrorism, and nearly half believe President Bush has focused too much on Iraq to the exclusion of other threats, according to the latest New York Times/CBS News poll.

The poll found that 51 percent of those surveyed saw no link between the war in Iraq and the broader antiterror effort, a jump of 10 percentage points since June. That increase comes despite the regular insistence of Mr. Bush and Congressional Republicans that the two are intertwined and should be seen as complementary elements of a strategy to prevent domestic terrorism.

Keep on swinging, Mr. Speaker, you’re bound to hit something someday.

I like the sound of a Department of Peace.

  • The Global War on Terror® is a Republican construct and has no basis in the real battle for those who caused the 9/11 attacks. Pelosi’s absolutely right and Hasrert sounds absolutley pathetic.

  • “One cannot win the Global War on Terror if one does not understand it”

    So he admits the GWOT is buggered until ShrubCo and its minions are out of office.

    One more reason for you to take your man boobs and go home Denny.

  • Coach Hastert has to keep trying I guess.

    But this would be my ad:

    Dennis Hastert winked at the pedilictions of Mark Foley,

    But Nancy Pelosi is a San Francisco Democrat.

    Dick Cheney shot a friend in the face,

    But Nancy Pelosi is a San Francisco Democrat.

    Laura Bush killed her own boyfriend in an automobile “accident”,

    But Nancy Pelosi is a San Francisco Democrat.

    Tom DeLay laundered corporate money through the RNC to criminally effect a Texas election,

    But Nancy Pelosi is a San Francisco Democrat.

    Donald Rumsfeld fired Generals who warned about the dangers in Iraq,

    But Nancy Pelosi is a San Francisco Democrat.

    Scotter Libby outed a CIA Agent working to stop the Iranian Nuclear program,

    But Nancy Pelosi is a San Francisco Democrat.

    Bill Frist diagnoses brain dead patients by video tape,

    But Nancy Pelosi is a San Francisco Democrat.

    President Bush can’t remember if he is Staying the Course or just screwing up Iraq,

    But Nancy Pelosi is a San Francisco Democrat.

    The Republican Congress has grown the size of the Federal Government more than any other Congress in history,

    But Nancy Pelosi is a San Francisco Democrat.

    The Republican Congress has failed in its oversight duties,

    But Nancy Pelosi is a San Francisco Democrat.

    The Bush Administration STILL hasn’t found Osama bin Laden,

    But Nancy Pelosi is a San Francisco Democrat.

    Really, what is more scary? Having Nancy Pelosi as Speaker of the House, or not having Nancy Pelosi as Speaker of the House.

    Save America. Save yourself. Save your family. Save your future. Vote Democratic on Tuesday, Novemember 7th.

  • petorado–
    I personally like 1115.org’s name for it:

    The War Against Terror (TWAT).

    And before anyone accuses me of being a misogynist, a very, very hardcore feminist woman came up with it.

    🙂

  • “One cannot win the Global War on Terror if one does not understand it,” Hastert said

    No. Sense. Of. Irony.

    Unholy Moses: i thought i came up w/it (Total War Against Terror) last year (and the Total War Against Timber in january; can’t be arsed to link-whore at the mo’. doesn’t matter, i’m a chick and i like it. 🙂

  • One more reason for you to take your man boobs and go home Denny.
    Comment by The Answer is Orange

    Lol! You mean Bush and Cheney? 🙂

    Nice list, Lance.

    How about, TAINT They Attacked Iraq Not Terror.
    or TWIT The War IsTerror

    Hastert Hears a Who
    Denny seems like that slouchy kid in school whose pants were always falling and losing his books and turning up red-faced in the lunch line. If he thinks anyone believes he and his other two in-line-for-the-presidency are experts on anything he is sadly mistaken.

  • Barring an unexpected indictment Hastert is gonna land on a big fat pile of ill-gotten cash from his shady land dealings/earmarking scam. When he’s bullwhipped out of town in his undies I’ll start thinking about feeling bad for him, until then consider it karma.

  • “The Global War on Terror® is a Republican construct…” – petorado
    Right on. The WOT is the mother of all lies, perpetrated to give GWB a sense of purpose and Republicans a permanent grip on power. Interesting that their lifeline has become a hanging noose.

  • ***”Continue” to coddle terrorists? When did we start coddling terrorists?***

    Given that, according to GOP philosophy, everyone who fails the uberschweinen loyalty test is a terrorist—I suppose that would make me a “terrorist.” What’s more—I’m damned proud of it, too!!!

    Bah woogie woogie, Mr. Speaker….

  • “Nice list, Lance.” – Dale

    Thanks, I appreciate that.

    This drumbeat of “San Francisco Liberal” is getting a little tiresome.

    They are afraid of one little woman from California! How can we trust them to protect us from Osama bin Laden?

  • “They are afraid of one little woman from California! How can we trust them to protect us from Osama bin Laden?” – Lance

    That quote reminds me of Monty Python and the Holy Grail when the knights happen upon the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog. Nancy Pelosi may only be a little woman from S.F., but as the movie says, “(she has) a vicious streak a mile wide!” Nice to see the party of fear getting to experience some themselves.

  • The Speaker is the “Ham” in the former “dynamic” duo of “Ham and Hammer.” Without (the) Hammer (who has his own problems), Ham is finding himself without many friends within his own party. He is being exposed as the skill-free front man that he is. To that I say, “One down and (at least) one more to go.” Even if Ham escapes being fried up by the Foley scandal, I have a feeling that his friends – like John Boenher – are sizing him up with their knives and forks. Pity him? Nope. I think spiral slicing suits him. Nancy Pelosi is the least of his worries, but he can’t whine about Boehner and friends to the voters, now can he?

  • How about asking somebody who REALLY understands the war on terror to explainify a little; like, say, Bush or any Republican?

    Oh, wait…….

  • Hastert’s really up the creek – the AOL poll today had Democrats beating Republicans 58-38 on November 7 and had Democrats over Republicans by 2-1 (minimum) as better able to handle Iraq, TWAT, Economy, civil liberties, and health care.

    They are going to be sooooooooooo screwed.

  • The war on terror is a hyper redundant effort to deal with what simply is criminal fundamentalists..Most terrorists are stopped or cought with nothing more then good old fashion law enforcement…thats right the time proven stick and carrot method works the best when dealing with terrorists..A nation does not need to roll out military divisions and fundamentally change it’s Consistution to deal with criminals…Speaker Pelosi (I like the sound of that) has the right idea which is to downgrade the so call “War on terror” and call it for what it really is which is controling criminals who use intimidation in their crimes…To hell with GOP leaders who want to use the actions or possible actions of criminal fundamentalist as a means to undermine the US Constitution as a means to hold power…Tar and feather them all!!

  • FWIW, there is a group advocating for a Department of Peace. Young starry-eyed idealists. Charming, really, but just imagine if this entity existed. What do you think would it be doing? Probably applying a knee to neck of all these young and starry-eyed idealists. Peace begins at home.

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