A ‘novel’ approach to losing

With time running out and the race too close to call, Virginia Sen. George Allen (R) seemed to believe that he had found the knock-out punch: challenger Jim Webb (D) wrote a novel with some racy scenes 20 years ago, and highlighting them would turn voters away from the strong upstart candidate.

How’s that working out for the Republican incumbent? Consider a new CNN poll, released this morning.

In Virginia, Republican Sen. George Allen — who has watched his once considerable lead vanish after a series of gaffes and controversies — trailed his Democratic challenger, former Navy Secretary Jim Webb, by 50-46 percent among likely voters, which was also within the sampling error.

It’s Webb’s biggest lead to date in an independent poll. Oops.

Now, the race is still, obviously, incredibly close, and Webb’s new-found lead is hardly insurmountable with a week to go, but as Josh Marshall noted, “[S]omething seems to have happened over the last several days in the wake of the Allen campaign’s literary dumpster diving.”

Honestly, what exactly did the Allen campaign think was going to happen here? That conservative voters would turn away from Webb because of a 20-year-old novel? A work of fiction that, it just so happens, was praised by conservatives — including John McCain and National Review — and remains recommended by the Marine Corps.

What’s more, Webb never felt the need to be the slightest bit embarrassed by his work.

Allen now claims that passages from Webb’s fiction are evidence of a candidate “demeaning” to women and children. My first reaction to these Allen-campaign efforts was that they were a parody. But then, I also thought Rush Limbaugh’s attacks last week on Michael J. Fox were a parody. That’s the trick, you see: These attacks are real and effective, in the same way a sucker punch is always effective. It takes away your breath. And into that empty space, elections seem to tumble.

At a rally today at the University of Virginia’s Newcomb Hall, Webb shares the stage with Cleland, but the two veterans — who refer to one another as “brothers” — could not be more different: Cleland, the decorated Vietnam vet and former U.S. senator from Georgia who was unseated after GOP commercials accused him of being unpatriotic, seems almost to have located the humor in the situation. While the ugliness of the attacks on him can still numb the moral brain, his comments this afternoon suggest that he knows it’s all a dirty game. After Webb pushes his wheelchair onto the stage, Cleland waves and grins. He cracks the obligatory Cheney duck-hunting joke to explain his triple-amputee status (“At least someone in the Bush Administration has combat status”), and then he launches into a spirited and moving defense of the soldier’s pledge not to “lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”

He notes wryly that the Allen campaign has “attacked Jim for being obscene.” He pauses. “I will tell you what’s obscene. Going to war with no strategy to win is obscene. Obscene is sending Americans into war without proper equipment.” Cleland speaks without notes, and — doubly poignant coming from a man without legs — he devotes most of his imagery to the contrast between Webb’s boots (the candidate wears his son’s combat boots to honor him as he serves) and Allen’s cowboy boots (in a place where “there are no cowboys”). He charges the crowd to use their boots to pound the pavement for Webb. Although Cleland’s war injuries were more brutal and his swift-boating more vicious, he is sufficiently recovered from them both to be passionate and funny and wry. […]

[Webb] finally says the only sentence he needed to say about this whole pathetic episode of swift-boating by close literary reading: “If you’ve been in the Senate for six years and the best you can do is dissect your opponent’s novels, you don’t have much to bring to the table.” The crowd roars, relieved.

Let me use a metaphor that Allen will understand: the funny thing about Hail Mary passes is that they’re frequently intercepted.

… the funny thing about Hail Mary passes is that they’re frequently intercepted.

Or as the guys say on SportsCenter:

KNOCK IT DOWN!

Seriously, though, I was over at Free Republic last night (someone linked to my Michael J. Fox post, and I had to do some typographical smackdowns) and had brought up Webb’s book, asking how it’s any different than what Foley did.

It served as a reminder that there are many on the right who can’t discern fact from fiction.

While that may be find from the likes of O’Reilly, Limbaugh, and the hateful, clinically insane nutjobs at FR, it’s quite spooky when it comes from someone who has been elected to office, like Allen.

  • One just has to wonder: What are all of these incredibly stupid Republicans going to do, once they’re defeated, and then discover that “it’s no good working as a lobbyist, when your friends are in the minority.”

    Sanitorium is just plain out of luck. So is D’Whine. And now, there’s Felix the “Scat….”

  • I always love it when people in general live up to my hopes, rather than down to my expectations. I love being wrong about those sorts of things. And if this poll is accurate and it turns out that people “got it” about what sort of a lifelong scumball Felix the Scat (good one, Steve) is, then hooray. My lack of optimism in such situations comes from the past 26 years (from Ronnie the Ray-Gun’s election on) of watching people buy the sucker punches and think they were effective blows against “the enemy.”

    Fingers crossed. Toes crossed. Legs crossed. Arms crossed. Eyes crossed. Hey! I can’t do anything in this position!

    Let’s just go vote the bastards into the hell they so richly deserve.

  • Not to worry. The slime always has a future as lobbyist, TeeVee preacher or hate radio host. Or perhaps he’ll be invited to a Texas hunt by Dick Cheney.

  • Webb is so wrong about our latte drinking, sushi eating, deer head stuffing California Confederate cowboy. Macaca can write – racist grafiti. Macaca can even sponsor bills – no puddin’ ’til you eat your meat (ham) aka “the Paycheck Penalty kick.” He’s a true believer in Confederate states rights – to dumb down (and ten) for his “Flexible for Champion Schools.” Why would any plantation owning, slave raping, pot smoking, 18th century voter choose serious army boots when he can vote for such dandy cowboy boots?

  • If I was not taking a breath from wallowing in bad code, I’d be really pleased by this.

    Poor George Felix Allen Junior, favored successor to Boy George II himself. Seems he fell for the Rovian solution. Don’t talk issues, just attempt to trash your opponent.

    If this fails, and this is Virginia after all, it will certainly be a great day for America.

  • I don’t know if it’s going to happen — Allen losing, that is. There are still 7 days left, even though there are now 3 polls (one a Dem firm, 2 other non-partisan ones) saying Webb is in the lead.

    But I can’t say there’s a more deserving Senator to lose, or an outcome that would make me more gleeful. (Santorum, perhaps, but he’s clearly on his way out.) But if Allen fumbled this one away, then, wow.

  • I suppose for a number of reasons this track didn’t/isn’t going as well as they hoped.

    1. While negative ads do work, sometimes they cross the line and people get fed-up. I think this falls into that catagory.
    2. This smacks of desparation and everyone knows it.
    3. This is so pathetic/lame and last ditch and everyone knows it.
    4. This is stupid and everyone knows it.
    5. All of the above.

    George Allen isn’t fooling anyone – and I wouldn’t be surprised if that includes some of his supporters (those have chosen him as the devil the know, lesser of two evils, whatever) as well. It really is hard to take this seriously and I am glad Webb didn’t back away from the book and hit back – something I assume Allen didn’t think he would do (Democrats oftentimes doing both). Allen “misunderestimated” Webb.

    Of course I don’t know if this has much to do with recent polling, but either way, hope Allen looses.

  • Poor Felix. It’s hard to play gotcha politics when you ain’t got nothing.

    The sometimes cruel irony of elections is that leading up to them the Republicans bring out all their worst bs that makes us hate them. And if they win it’s even more galling to realize exactly what kind of a-hole is in charge.

    Be ethical. It’s good politics.

  • If I was not taking a breath from wallowing in bad code, I’d be really pleased by this.

    Comment by Lance

    Hey, Lance, that comma in line 98 of your code is supposed to be a semicolon. 🙂

    I think we’d have to fill the universe up with lines of code to ever make sense of the algorithms of politics.

  • It’s the fricking table joins in Access. They are driving me crazy.

    Please could we use SQL Server?

  • “…Webb’s book, asking how it’s any different than what Foley did.”
    -Unholy Moses #1

    Please, please tell me this is all a joke and that someone didn’t actually post that. Please?

    As for Cleland and Webb, I am actually beginning to like the responses of the Dem candidates. I can only hope they conduct themselves in office (please please please) with the same quality of character. Hope springs eternal.

  • Please, please tell me this is all a joke and that someone didn’t actually post that. Please?

    I really, honestly, truly wish it were a joke. Alas, it’s not.

    The same thing was posted by the wingnuts on a football/political/hodgepodge bulletin board I’ve been visiting for the past 6 years.

    Like I posted, it’s actually not that surprising since most of them seem unable to discern the difference between fact and fiction. Or, as Orwell put it, for them, 2 + 2 really does = 5.

  • “Now Lance, there’s no call to be obscene.” – iucaffiend

    You aren’t trying to write code in this wimpified program. Must have been designed for a Bushite.

  • “I really, honestly, truly wish it were a joke. Alas, it’s not.”
    -Unholy Moses #15

    The frustrating part is actually spending time trying to explain to morons why they’re morons. I cannot understand making a decision to go through life with blinders on as to the motivations of people hungry for power.

    I’ve said it before here, too: if Dems get back control, I will hold them accountable for their actions as well and will demand that the Dems in charge do so (see Jefferson D-La).

  • “I’ve said it before here, too: if Dems get back control, I will hold them accountable for their actions as well and will demand that the Dems in charge do so (see Jefferson D-La)” — Homer , @17

    Indeed, and I think so will we all, on various blogs. We’re still idealists, despite an occassional venting of cynical steam (and “language”). So, when one of “ours” misbehaves it actually *hurts*. Then, it’s beyond anger; it’s personal betrayal.

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