John Tierney, we barely knew you

About a year ago, the New York Times hired John Tierney for its op-ed page, one of the most coveted jobs in opinion journalism. Tierney, a proud libertarian, was going to have the freedom to skewer everyone. “He thinks outside the box, has a very distinct worldview, and I think he’ll be a lot of fun,” editorial page editor Gail Collins told the WaPo after Tierney came on board.

Today, however, Tierney announced that he is giving up his post.

This is my last column on the Op-Ed page. I’ve enjoyed the past couple of years in Washington, but one election cycle is enough. […]

I hate to abandon my libertarian comrades here fighting in the belly of the beast, but this is the right moment to leave. After six years of libertarians reluctantly electing Republicans as the lesser of two evils, we’ve finally had enough. We’ve voted out big-government conservatism, and the result is the happy state of gridlock. For now, our work is done.

In other words, Tierney effectively blamed government for his resignation. How fitting — he’s devoted pretty much every column for a year to blaming government for one problem or another, so it stands to reason that he’ll go out on the same note.

My beef with Tierney has never really been entirely ideological — he’s a libertarian, which makes him half-right in my book — it’s been his obviousness. He was so proud of his ideology that he spent practically every column, twice a week for a year, reminding us how great libertarianism is.

After a while, it became easy to just skip his column, knowing that it was pretty much the same as the last one, and the same points would be repeated in the next one.

Way back in March, TNR’s Noam Scheiber described how Tierney had become “utterly predictable.”

Already, he has tallied seven columns lamenting the war on drugs, five bashing big government energy plans, and four more promoting vouchers. Other columns have savaged Amtrak and federalized airport security. No government initiative, however marginal, is safe from Tierney’s withering gaze. (Here I submit to you all four Tierney columns about privatizing space exploration.) And so, while it can take years for the punishing, twice-weekly schedule to render most Times columnists unreadable, Tierney has managed the feat in a matter of months.

One of Tierney’s most tedious stretches came just after Hurricane Katrina. Tierney’s first Katrina column blamed government flood insurance for undermining people’s incentives to protect themselves, never mind that the prospect of drowning in a toxic goulash should have been incentive enough. A second column bemoaned the feds’ dubious “one-size-fits-all strategy” for dealing with hurricanes, as though fema had been forced to manufacture evacuation plans the way the Soviets manufactured Volgas. Subsequent columns rightly praised the performance of corporations like Wal-Mart during the crisis, but then proposed outsourcing fema’s functions to said corporations. Finally, in his sixth Katrina column in seven opportunities, titled “losing that new deal religion,” Tierney got right down to it: He had lost faith in government.

That was in March, but the problem persisted. Recent columns have been devoted to explaining why government shouldn’t worry about fish populations, shouldn’t take drastic measures to curtail global warming, shouldn’t have a congressional page program, and shouldn’t regulate nutrition. Notice a pattern here?

Of course, given that it’s the New York Times and its legendary op-ed page, the opening will set off a fresh round of speculation about Tierney’s replacement. Gail Collins, if you’re reading, my door is always open to you….

Times Select saved me the pain of reading Tierney. He never raised any kind of bar since his asinine arguments were so easily refuted. Wow, and to think that he had such a big hand in deciding the election.

  • Steve – time to update the resume and get it off to NYC. None of us have found your writing boring and we’ve been noting the increasing frequency with which you’re cross-posted and linked to. You’d last more than a couple of Friedman’s slapping the Friedmans and Brooks’ upside the head. Whatcha think?

  • Tierney was lazy. His response to crystal meth legislation was to blow it off as just another politicized anti-drug fear campaign. He compared statistics on meth use and drinking — as if having more than 4 drinks in a row once a month was at all comparable to having a meth binge once a month (for 72 hours or so). A modicum of research would have revealed that meth was a public health nightmare and that other libertarian minded publications who often celebrate druggie culture (e.g. Rolling Stone) that actually investigated it found an awful, awful scene. The hippies figured out that “speed kills.” So does ignorance, and Tierney was a witless accomplice to that ignorance. Good riddance.

  • Rabid Economic Libertarianism gets to be a little stupid after a while.

    The reason we have a Government issued currency in this country is not because the Government necessarily wanted to do it (back in the days of the Egyptians). Rather the businessmen started to get a little annoyed at playing a game where the rules change all the time. Money is just one aspect of making a standard set of rules for everybody (common weights and measures, common definitions of product, common laws on contracts all exist for the benefit of businessmen, not Government).

    For some reason Libertarians think that you can get rid of the umpire and still have rules. There’s a sphere of economic activity where this is the condition, it’s called confidence games.

    Now Mr. Tierney, there’s this bridge over in Brooklyn…

  • the result is the happy state of gridlock

    I’m not happy yet, but I’m getting there. Maybe “partially contented” would be a better way of putting it.

  • Before it went behind the Great Wall of Times Select, I read Tierney’s column all the time. Not because I agreed with him, but because of the endless torrent of raw stupidity that flowed from his pen. How anyone could have actually paid him to write that swill is beyond my comprehension, and I’m not alone in that feeling.

    I’m so glad he’s gone. And I’m totally in favor of the “Let Steve Do It!” campaign I see building up fast. Go for it, CB!! 🙂

  • About the best I could say for Tierney is that he wasn’t quite as much a waste of time and space as Brooks. Faint praise indeed. The larger question is why I continue to subscribe to the NYT at all, as it continues its fitful descent into general irrelevance. If they hire you, I’ll reconsider –

  • You know I’m not really a libertarian. Privatization is wrong as a general matter because it puts more and more power into unreviewable, private hands. In particular instances where it’s shown that privatization will actually help the industry, it should be considered, but a general movement for more and more privatization is a bad thing.

  • My favorite Libertarian joke:

    Lisa Simpson: “What’s a Libertarian?”
    Marge Simpson: “Libertarians are people who don’t have any children”

  • The main problem is not with Libertarianism per se. Its taking it to the extreme.

    Government is not the solution to everything. Privatization is not the solution to everything.

    To pick on one of his issues: If government doesn’t worry about fish populations, who will? There are things we need government to regulate. As I’ve said elsewhere, global warming is not something you or I can “fix”. That’s a government/private sector problem. We just need the right mix.

    BTW, at what stage in the cycle of an orange do you want to know the color. After a few weeks its brown. Then it becomes kinda greenish and then black.

  • Tierney was a Libertarian??? Shows you what I know… I thought he was a Rightmost-wing nut, through and through and, as such, amusing rather than annoying (the way Mama’s Boy Brooks is); certainly, he always seemed to have to tie logic (and facts) into double knots to prove his points…

    I suspect his retirement is as voluntary as Rummy’s had been; despite the amusement factor, he didn’t seem to produce the same volume of LTE response as the others do (Dowd doesn’t either. But she’s *supposed* to be amusing, not controversial).

    Refusing to read/hear the arguments of people with whom you disagree, however viscerally, is silly; you might be left — “bare butt to the ice”, without a rebuttal — later on when they spring such an “argument” on you. Informed is armed; if I didn’t know how the right thought and talked, I’d have been left, *gasping with incredulity*, last Tuesday at the polls, when I talked to them.

    As for Steve (CB) replacing Tierney… He *might* be able to to pull that stint without dropping either us here or the American Prospect (plus whatever other jigs he’s doing and I’m not aware of). But there’s no way NYT is going to replace Tierney with a progressive. Tierney replaced Safire’s “voice on the right”… I assumed the “balance” would require another right-winger and, by the time I read Tierney’s first column, I had my assumption confirmed

    We have Krugman and Herbert firmly (and seriously) on the progressive side, with Dowd as a (occasionally amusing) third and with Rich’s creme-de-la-creme on Sundays. Kristoff and Friedman are middle of the road and they don’t *always* write about politics, or not directly, or not US politics. So we need two on the right (well… NYT will think so ), while Tierney’s going leaves only Brooks.

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