Welcoming Newt to the 2008 party

I’ve always kind of assumed that former House Speaker [tag]Newt Gingrich[/tag] was dipping his toes in the presidential waters as an ego-driven vanity exercise. He didn’t seem to believe he could win a national campaign, but he enjoyed a) hearing the sound of his own voice; b) ample attention; c) selling books; and d) a major platform from which he could share his ideas. By publicly toying with the notion of a presidential campaign, Gingrich could revel in all three.

When push came to shove, it’s not as if [tag]Gingrich[/tag] would actually go through with this, would he? Lo and behold, Gingrich doesn’t seem to be kidding.

Even a crisp Guinness stout can’t chill the note of exasperation coming out of Newt Gingrich’s mouth. “You still don’t get it, do you?” he asks.

The subject is the 2008 presidential race and whether the former speaker of the House will run. The news is that Gingrich is running, but not on any official campaign trail.

The radical realist who defied conventional wisdom 12 years ago by stealing the House out from under the noses of entrenched Democrats now plans a surprise attack for the presidency. “I’m going to tell you something, and whether or not it’s plausible given the world you come out of is your problem,” he tells Fortune. “I am not ‘running’ for president. I am seeking to create a movement to win the future by offering a series of solutions so compelling that if the American people say I have to be [tag]president[/tag], it will happen.” So he’s running, only without yet formally saying so.

Gingrich will apparently wait to form an exploratory committee, and will instead launch a 527 group, called “American Solutions for Winning the Future,” that will enable him to raise and spend unlimited money on behalf of his drive to talk about how great his ideas are. He said he’ll decide by next fall whether to officially throw his hat into the ring, which would be a fairly late start.

Reading over his interview with Fortune, Gingrich’s unparalleled ego is on display. He compares himself to Abraham Lincoln. He insists he’ll be a reluctant candidate, spurred by a “Draft Newt” campaign, which he will, oddly enough, personally create. On his GOP presidential rivals: “They’re running for president. I’m running to change the country.”

But the closer I look at Gingrich’s hopes, the more I return to my original question: is he serious?

Newt Gingrich, if memory serves, was run out of Congress on a rail. His tenure as Speaker was marked by ethics investigations, legally dubious hardball tactics, and abandoned principles. He shut down the government at one point, in part because he didn’t like the way Clinton asked him to depart Air Force One from the back instead of the front. At the height of his notoriety, Gingrich’s national approval ratings mirrored those of Nixon shortly before he resigned. In 1987, many of his fellow House Republicans, convinced that Gingrich had lost it, unsuccessfully tried to secretly depose him.

And then there’s the not-quite-incidental question of his personal life.

But the most notorious [adulterer] of them all is undoubtedly Gingrich, who ran for Congress in 1978 on the slogan, “Let Our Family Represent Your Family.” (He was reportedly cheating on his first wife at the time). In 1995, an alleged mistress from that period, Anne Manning, told Vanity Fair’s Gail Sheehy: “We had oral sex. He prefers that modus operandi because then he can say, ‘I never slept with her.'” Gingrich obtained his first divorce in 1981, after forcing his wife, who had helped put him through graduate school, to haggle over the terms while in the hospital, as she recovered from uterine cancer surgery. In 1999, he was disgraced again, having been caught in an affair with a 33-year-old congressional aide while spearheading the impeachment proceedings against President Clinton.

Who knows, maybe Gingrich’s presidential campaign will make progress. Republican primary voters are a notoriously wacky bunch, and in June, Gingrich even managed to win a straw poll of Minnesota GOP activists.

That said, it’s hard to imagine any scenario in which Gingrich excels, right?

Good luck with that, you delusional wife-abandoner.

  • Hey, that was just research. Fieldwork; you know, you can’t condemn something if you know nothing about it. You have to get right down there and roll in the rottenness before you can say, ” I have seen rotten, and it is not good”.

    And hey, the opportunities to make fun of a potential president named “Newt” would certainly constitute an embarrassment of riches (not to mention a richness of embarrassment).

    It’s as good an idea as any other Republican has come up with lately.

  • Perhaps the press would ask him about all that wonderful planning he did in the background of Operation Iraqi Liberation aka OIL (before it was renamed OIF)?

    Or ask him how well his “Military Revolution” is working out these days? Afterall, he insisted on them fighting light and efficient. If he remembered his history then he would realize that war does not treat light units well or is very efficient.

    He doesn’t do much to boost the value of a PhD for those who actually earned it, does he?

    Newty Toot is to Leadership (as exemplified by the qualities Integrity, Courage, Compassion, Foresight and Honor) as Faux Newz is to Humor.

  • Not to mention that rhetorically, he loses most of the people right away. Personally I like John Kerry, but I know he can sound pompous some times. What does Newt think “seeking to create a movement to win the future by offering a series of solutions so compelling that if the American people say I have to be president, it will happen,” sounds like?

    It sounds like he’s an idiot trying to not say he’s not saying something. Good luck, putz.

  • Another “how stupid are Americans?” test.
    And many are saying, count me in.
    The short memory and attention span of our fellow Americans saddens me.

  • “Gingrich will apparently wait to form an exploratory committee, and will instead launch a 527 group, called “American Solutions for Winning the Future,” that will enable him to raise and spend unlimited money on behalf of his drive to talk about how great his ideas are.”

    This is the real problem. There needs to be serious election reform. I believe the American people (at least 50% of them ) are stupid enough to but this bull$h1t. Newt Gingrich who was in Congress for decades including Speaker of the House will go to every mega-church and Wal-Mart picnic under the cover of a private citizen. When he convinced a bunch of sheeple he’s good people he’ll spring the trap and we’ll all be screwed.

    If he tries this I want to see a steady stream of media showing every tawdry skeleton in Newt’s closet and I want it to get its own TV Network. NEWT NEWS.

  • Sadly, the GOP has short or at least selective, memories and may only remember that he was at the forefront of the 1994 takeover while at the same time forgetting that winning is not the same thing as leading successfully. Throwing rocks from the back benches does not necessarily develop those skills that it take to run things.

    And I just can’t wait for the mudslinging about his personal life. I don’t know that loyalty for or fear of, Newt is strong enough this far after he left Congress, to stop those others of the GOP seeking to be president from using it. I think Newt really doesn’t see why his past personal actions may negatively impact his viability as a candidate.

  • I’ve often noticed Newt’s penchant for giving his audiences that Hitlerian smirk of a smile when discussing the future. I think it’s in the ego. -Kevo

  • Talk about jumped-up trailer trash. You meet guys like this here in Hollywood, and often enough to make it a threat, they do what they say, but the only danger is a few bad movies.

    Further proof of my thesis that the only way to get rid of these guys is the way you get rid of the monster in a horror movie – with a mallet and a stake.

  • One more thing… Howard Dean shouts like an idiot into a microphone at a RALLY with a room fuul of people and he’s suddenly not a viable candidate for office. Kerry makes a stupid joke where he omits a few words and everyone knows what he really meant, but the agreed upon narrative is that he insulted “the troops” and he’s done for.

    Gingrich cheats on both of his wives and leaves one while she’s in the hospital with cancer, and resigns from Congress in shame and it’s hey, no biggie. WTF????

  • Gingrich will have people like Hannity shilling for him — Newt is very often a guest on Hannity’s show.

    Gingrich is probably the only one mean and ruthless enough to bring down John McCain, and McCain is probably the only Republican with a chance next time.

  • “He insists he’ll be a reluctant candidate, spurred by a “Draft Newt” campaign, which he will, oddly enough, personally create. On his GOP presidential rivals: ‘They’re running for president. I’m running to change the country.’”

    Why do I find this a sick mixture of a Pat Buchanan candidacy and a Albert Gore Junior draft movement?

    Newt has a fairly high name recognition. He doesn’t need to run through New Hampshire and Iowa to get people to “know” him. If he stays out of “the race” until fall while at the same time building a machine, he gets to whine at every attack aimed at him by the real candidates while still positioning himself to jump in.

    Still, I find him rather sickening. I imagine that in the end his negatives would be as high or higher than Hillary Clinton’s. But I suppose that he believes he’s just so much smarter than anyone else running, so of course he should run.

    People can always convince themselves they deserve the honor more than someone else.

  • Gingrich was always completely full of shit, then and now. He managed to put it over on just enough people for awhile to get himself famous and somewhat in power, but it rather quickly collapsed.

    Like the other famous GOP adulterer Giuliani, Gingrich is on the bus ride to Oblivionville, and he just thinks it’s headed for the White House. Fundies are idiots, but they aren’t going to come out and walk their precincts for someone with his history, no matter what Xtianist noises he makes. More importantly, the GOP money people won’t bet on him either (they may be greedy and dishonest, but they aren’t stupid).

  • Newt seems to be one of those “well, it sounded like a good idea when I thought of it” kind of thinkers.

    “They’re running for president. I’m running to change the country.”

    Wow, there’s an original platform.

    zmulls,
    speaking of Newt on Hannity, I saw a Youtube clip where it seemd that Gingrich was a tad bit tipsy.
    Not sayin’ anything, just sayin’…..

  • Newt may be scum but he’s smart, calculating and dedicated to his cause (usually, himself). Add conservative bullshitter to that and you’ve got a dangerous man. I would not dismiss him.

  • Another turd that refuses to flush. Get the plunger.

    Unfortunately, he is a symptom of a far more dangerous disease, right wing stupidity. If someone on the right sounds earnest and intelligent, they get to ride that pony a LONG time, because the average wingnut can’t tell shit from Shinola. But I think Newt is dreaming if he thinks the stories of his ethical escapades won’t sink him. Even “the stupid party” isn’t THAT dumb.

    He should have been sunk for the political hackery he always engaged in (which never bothered the Republican base at all) but we’ll take what we can get.

  • “I am not ‘running’ for president. I am seeking to create a movement to win the future by offering a series of solutions so compelling that if the American people say I have to be president, it will happen.”

    The hubris and narcissism of this douchebag is positively comical. I’ll bet that when he used to bang his wife, poor thing, he thought he was so good he called out his own name. Heh.

    Seems to me ‘ol Gingdouche has a serious case of MLK envy who, you may recall, did personify a movement of exceptionally compelling ideas. The only movements this clown creates are the ones in his lower intestine.

  • Everyone is in rare form today.

    CB, taking from the Shelf of Irony says: “Reading over his interview with Fortune, Gingrich’s unparalleled ego is on display. He compares himself to Abraham Lincoln. He insists he’ll be a reluctant candidate, spurred by a “Draft Newt” campaign, which he will, oddly enough, personally create. That’s just great stuff.

    But Racerx, in what could fast become the ether-Dem slogan, and in a phrase that ranks up there with my ATF (“bat shit crazy”), strikes with “Another turd that refuses to flush. Get the plunger.

    Can we please have t-shirts made up with this?

  • “Republicanism” is like a really bad case of History; its presentation becomes circular, because it keep “getting forgotten.” Forty years ago, they rolled out their “toad” model with Nixon. Twenty years ago, Republicans had a far-right, Geobbels-esque, reptilian “fringe” candidate in Pat Buchanon. Now, they’ve gotten themselves a Newt.

    Maybe we can just declare all Republicans to be “enemy combatants….”

  • Wow, ethics and corruption were the number one reasons why people voted for the Dems, and the king of ethics and corruption is considering a run for president? That is the height of arrogance.

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