It’s not a change of Biblical proportions

Far too many conservatives have made it abundantly clear that they’re unhappy about a Muslim getting elected to Congress. Right-wing activists opposed Rep.-elect [tag]Keith Ellison[/tag]’s (D-Minn.) campaign while he was running, and after having won, most of these same activists are openly questioning whether his faith makes him unfit for office.

These concerns reached new heights (or, I should say, depths) yesterday, when right-wing talk-show host Dennis Prager penned a column on Ellison’s outrageous request to take the [tag]oath[/tag] of office on the [tag]Koran[/tag], an act Prager insists “undermines American civilization.”

Insofar as a member of Congress taking an oath to serve America and uphold its values is concerned, America is interested in only one book, the [tag]Bible[/tag]. If you are incapable of taking an oath on that book, don’t serve in Congress. In your personal life, we will fight for your right to prefer any other book. We will even fight for your right to publish cartoons mocking our Bible. But, Mr. Ellison, America, not you, decides on what book its public servants take their oath.

Devotees of multiculturalism and political correctness who do not see how damaging to the fabric of American civilization it is to allow Ellison to choose his own book need only imagine a racist elected to Congress. Would they allow him to choose Hitler’s “Mein Kampf,” the Nazis’ bible, for his oath? And if not, why not? On what grounds will those defending Ellison’s right to choose his favorite book deny that same right to a racist who is elected to public office?

Of course, Ellison’s defenders argue that Ellison is merely being honest; since he believes in the Koran and not in the Bible, he should be allowed, even encouraged, to put his hand on the book he believes in. But for all of American history, Jews elected to public office have taken their oath on the Bible, even though they do not believe in the New Testament, and the many secular elected officials have not believed in the Old Testament either…. [W]hy are we allowing Keith Ellison to do what no other member of Congress has ever done — choose his own most revered book for his oath?

Prager went on to conclude that if Ellison is sworn in on the Koran, it will “embolden Islamic extremists and make new ones.”

I’m inclined to believe such stupidity is better off ignored, but because so many on the right embraced Prager’s harangue as a great work of political analysis, let’s take a moment to review why this is spectacularly dumb.

I’ll skip the more scurrilous slander (comparing holy texts to “Mein Kampf” and the “emboldening Islam extremists” line for example) and stick to the more glaring factual errors.

First, the notion that “America is interested in only one book, the Bible,” is not only wrong, it’s illegal, per Article VI of the Constitution.

Second, Prager argues that “America…decides on what book its public servants take their oath.” Wrong again. Public officials, from the president on down, have always picked their own books for oaths of office. Some have chosen the Christian Bible, others haven’t. There is no official national book for oaths.

Third, Prager argues that Jewish public officials “for all of American history” have taken their oath on the Bible, and no member of Congress has ever strayed from this standard. Fifteen seconds on Google turned up a very recent example — Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-Fla.) refused the Christian Bible offered by House Speaker Dennis Hastert (R-Ill.) for her swearing-in and eventually borrowed a Hebrew Bible from a colleague. Somehow, Prager’s hysteria notwithstanding, American civilization survived.

Here’s the real kicker: according to a report last week in Roll Call, when lawmakers are sworn on Jan. 3 on the House floor, there is no Bible present. When we see pictures of members putting their hands on a holy text, those are ceremonial photo-ops, not the actual oaths of office.

For that matter, even then it’s optional. This year, for example, Rep.-elect Mazie Hirono (D-Hawaii), who is Buddhist, will forgo use of any religious text in her ceremonial swearing-in ceremony. That’s her right; it doesn’t undermine the fabric of society.

Prager’s commentary is wrong, sloppy, dishonest, bigoted, and embarrassing. And yet, some right-wing groups, including the Eagle Forum, were so impressed with it, they sent it to their membership via email yesterday.

I often wonder if far-right activists ever get tired of being so wrong, so often.

Truth and accuracy mean nothing to them. These are people who will say anything and do almost anything to poison the American people with their lies and vitriole. To call the evil is an insult to evil people. Stated simply, they are Nazi’s in all but name.

  • Sweet Zombie Jeebus!

    Whatever happened to the character of the man? If Keith Ellison is of good character then what damned religious flag he flies shouldn’t mean shit.

    What would they do if an atheist got elected? (An avowed atheist getting elected probably has the same chance as Revelations coming true)

    “I often wonder if far-right activists ever get tired of being so wrong, so often. ”

    In their feeble minds they’re NEVER wrong. I suspect that’s the reason why they buy into spin so easily is because they’re the greatest sophists of our age. When you believe in the literal interpretation of the bible there’s nothing you can’t buy into. I can only be amazed at the mental gymnastics they have to go thru when dealing with the expanding knowledge base of evilushun, modern physics and genetics.

  • “I often wonder if far-right activists ever get tired of being so wrong, so often.”

    I doubt far-right activists have yet to discover where they have been wrong even once. That’s the problem when you take direction from invisible cloud fairies, you’re always right because the cloud fairy makes no mistakes.

  • If I am ever elected I think I will request to have every “holy” book included, stacked one on top of each other (by order of alleged date of writing). Heck, throw in the Dead Sea Scrolls and LOTR to boot.

  • Actually, we shouldn’t leave alone the line about emboldening Islamic extremists and encouraging others. Yes, it is far too easy to point out how offensive and hyperbolic that line is, but what we should point out is that it is most likely 180-degrees off the mark. Showing that we do respect other religions – including Islam – and accepting a Muslim as a leader in our government is a great start at defusing the arguments of extremists and making inroads to moderate muslims that the arguments of the extremists among them are wrong. Ellison provides an opportunity for extraordinary outreach to try and build support among more moderate Islamic leaders and states. Prager appears to be like the radical Zionists who killed Rabin and the radical Hamas militants who undermine Abbas — an extremist who would rather stoke the fires of hate rather than one who welcomes paths to peace. Homefully our own American moderates will recognize this as yet another peek at how pathological the right in this country has become and lead the great majority to put even more distance between themselves and these dangerous wingnuts.

  • “imagine a racist elected to Congress.”

    One needn’t imagine this at all. There have been plenty of racists elected to Congress. In fact, one was just elected to be the Senate minority leader in the 110th Congress. I’m sure many of these racists have held their hand on a Bible when it came time to take their oath. I’m also sure they used the words of the Bible to buttress their opposition to de-segregation, equal opportunity, and voting rights.

  • Shitcan the holy books or file them under fiction. The US isn’t a Christian nation. It’s not even a Christian nation, if you know what I mean.

  • Article VI, Clause 3 of the Constution:

    The Senators and Representatives before mentioned, and the members of the several state legislatures, and all executive and judicial officers, both of the United States and of the several states, shall be bound by oath or affirmation, to support this Constitution; but no religious test shall ever be required as a qualification to any office or public trust under the United States.
    http://www.loc.gov/rr/program/bib/ourdocs/Constitution.html

    Now I know these guys only really like the 2nd Amendment to the Constitution, but…….

  • These are Christianists, not Christians. (Some other similar terms include Christers, Christopaths). There is a difference.

    They have reduced Christianity to an agenda, and so their purpose is to impose their beliefs whatever it takes. The religion itself is simply a convenience to give sanctity to their horrid methods. With this cloak, they are not wrong. They are never wrong. Their methods might miscarry, but the ultimate object of their purpose never changes.

  • It’s amazing how ignorant, idiotic (in the classic sense of not really paying attention to politics) and stupid wingnuts can be, but this guy really takes the cake.

    I can’t find the reference, but when the first Rothschild who won election to the British Parliament asked to be sworn in on the Old Testiment, he was refused a number of times until a sitting member pointed out that while Rothschild’s ancestors were creating the basis for international law, the British sitting in parliament’s ancestors were wearing blue paint.

    Apparantly there are American’s who aren’t much pass the “paint themselves with woad” level of culture.

  • Not only have racists held their hand on the bible, the bible itself is extremely racist. Read the story about “the curse of Ham” sometime.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curse_of_Ham

    And back in “the good old days” people used the bible to justify slavery, and that was easy because the bible explicitly condones slavery in dozens of places. Of course this same “Christian values” were used to justify racist laws long after slavery was abolished.

  • That’s it.
    Whenever I decide to run for public office, and win, I’m picking the Kama Sutra.

    On top of a stack of Hustlers.

  • Very interesting…I have to admit, I thought US elected officials really did use the Bible all the time. Thanks for the info, CB!

    btw…I actually think Prager has an interesting point…since there is no rule about using the Bible, it would be possible for someone to make a point using “Mein Kampf”, the Communist Manifesto, or some other “controversial” literature (a group to which the Bible belongs, btw). It would be similar to the guys at BU offering the white heritage scholarship.

    I sometimes read the English version of Al Jazeera (that is, the Google English-translation of the main Al Jazeera site, not the English Al Jazeera which doesn’t have many links, and doesn’t link to news archives), and it would be interesting if they devoted any space to covering the Ellison/Koran issue. If they did, then there would be some merit to Prager’s argument. So far, though, I haven’t seen anything.

  • I love how he not-so-slyly compared the Koran to Mein Kampf.

    For fuck’s sake, if people openly elected a self-identified Nazi to public office we’d have much bigger problems than the book he’d take an oath on.

    Prager is such a reliable idiot.

  • …many secular elected officials have not believed in the Old Testament either…

    …And they either used no holy book to swear an oath, or swore on a Bible because, being secular, they don’t think it makes any difference. As the saying goes, with a honest man, no oath is necessary; with a dishonest man, no oath is binding.

    James Joyner #9 “…all the conservative bloggers I’ve seen commenting on the story have condemned Prager as an idiot…”

    Yeah. This seems especially dumb, even for Prager.

  • I noted…somewhere, that Prager/Dobson/Bush type radicals seem to go to pieces at the thought of freedom. If there isn’t a category in the DSM for freedomphobes, there should be.

    Look back through US history. Ending slavery, allowing women to vote, desegregation, non-WASP immigrants…fast forward to women working outside the home, gay rights of any sort including marriage and now (shock, horror) a duly elected official wants to exercise his right to religious expression and yet another blustering puss is wetting his pants because it will yet again undermine “American civilization.”

    Here’s my take: If American Civilization is that easily destroyed, we’re already a quarter past fucked. If our civilization is so close destruction that a man placing his hand on the Koran will cause it to implode, we might as well scrap it now, otherwise a gay man a Muslim and a female CEO will all sneeze at the same and the whole thing will come crumbling down on our heads.

    Or, the radical righties need to get a new buzz phrase before I start hurting them. I’ve given up hope they will get a clue.

    tAiO

    p.s. 2Manchu for president!

  • One more thing about how dumb this is, since it’s not specifically listed in this post:

    …Ellison’s defenders argue that Ellison is merely being honest; since he believes in the Koran and not in the Bible, he should be allowed, even encouraged, to put his hand on the book he believes in.

    Here, Prager is encouraging Ellison to be dishonest, and using the “everybody does it” excuse to boot. Why wold anyone seal their oath by placing their hand on a sacred text, Dennis? Because they feel it would be extra-sinful to break a promise sworn with such solemnity. To throw Prager’s example back at him: would he, Prager, feel bound by an oath sworn on Mein Kampf? I’d wager not (but then, he does seem prone to fits of irrationality).

  • It’s offensive how Christianists use their ignorance of our legal system and tradition to try to impose their bigotry and anti-Americanism on the rest of us. The whole point of an “oath” is that the individual swears his honor upon something sacred to them – if they break their “oath” then they will have to contend with the reckoning in their final judgement according to their own beliefs. The important thing about the “oath” is that it’s based upon one’s personal belief and honor – not the beliefs of others. If I swore an oath based upon the Hindu god Kali – and I didn’t believe in Kali – then what good is the oath because ultimately if I don’t believe it, then nothing will come of me breaking the oath – which is a whole lot different than breaking an the oath based upon something sacred to me.

    In history religious types used the personal sacredness part of the “oath” to try to exclude athiests from inclusion in public life – if one had nothing personally “sacred” that one believed in, then one’s word could not be trusted because one couldn’t be bound by an “oath”. For many years this argument was used to try to prevent athiests from giving legal testimony or serving in public office. This is explicitly the phrase in the Constitution refers to being ” bound by oath or affirmation” – because an affirmation is specifically designed as a swearing to the truth without addressing the need to believe in something “sacred”. The fact that Prager specifically ignores this is telling – that fact that others embrace Prager’s arguments shows exactly the anti-American agenda that they are advocating.

    It’s interesting how, by ignoring non-Christian oaths and affirmations, that these Chirstianists, who constantly complain about religion being excluded from the public square, are now wrongly demanding that their particular religion must be embraced as a pre-requisite for participating in the public square in the first place. It’s a very dangerous thing- that completely deviates from our legal and Constitutional tradition that they are advocating.

  • “America is interested in only one book, the Bible” – Prager

    “Beware the man of one book” – St. Thomas Aquinas

    I’d personally like to see all elected and appointed officials taking their oaths of office on a copy of the Constitution. That’s the document they’re swearing to uphold, not the bible.

  • Prager really should be slapped. Repeatedly. With a cast-iron skillet.

    I will note, however, that if I’m ever elected to office, I want to swear my oath on The Tao of Pooh, a copy of the Beatles Revolver, and a replica of the Constitution.

    I wonder if they’d allow that …

  • taio,

    Thank you, my fellow Americans, and as Rodney Dangerfield so aptly said in Caddyshack:

    “HEY, EVERYBODY, WE’RE ALL GONNA GET LAID!!!”

    (cue Kenny Loggins)

  • Prager doesn’t seem to have read the Constitution:

    “but no religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States.”

    Clearly, demanding that Congressmen swear oath of office on the Bible to the exclusion of all other religious texts is a religious test for office.

    Prager does not support the constitution. He is a hypocritical traitor to the values in the constitution.

  • It is important to remember, from time to time, that the Doofus Pragers of the world are solely and exclusively responsible for perpetrating the fiction of a “Christ-free Christianity” upon the People. Such a creation is about as meaningful as a potato-free french fry or a fat-free cheeseburger. It’s even about as serious as an ethics-free president.

    Oh, shucks—we’ve already got one of those, now don’t we?

    Prager and his soppish ilk are the logical conclusion of a christofascist empire that has withered and died before reaching maturity. America will not have its Anschluss, wherby Pharisee-land occupies the reality-based portions of the Republic and absorbs them into a dark island of Christocentric tyranny.

    So bleat on, you sheep-like Pragers of the world! And if you would be so kind, bring some mint jelly with you when you come to visit—I hate my rack-o-lamb dry….

  • I’d like to see the whole symbolic silliness of swearing on a book thrown out entirely. As an atheist, why should I swear on a Bible? I once testified as a character witness in a trial and really had a hard time with the whole “swear to tell the truth so help me god” thing. (As a non-believer, if I swear on a Bible, does that mean I can happily commit perjury? ). I went through the motions in order to testify (and truthfully, all you cynics, since I rarely lie anyway, and for reasons that have nothing to do with the Sky Fairy) but the whole thing struck me as a superstitious and ridiculous charade.

  • If I ever got elected I would get a nice bound copy of the Constitution and use that as my “book”

  • I can’t see where there would be an issue, if using a Holy Book was what is required (in order to intimidate the alleged Believer into Truthiness and Honesty). The Bible is a Holy Book to the Muslims.
    All Constitutional issues aside.

  • Very interesting…I have to admit, I thought US elected officials really did use the Bible all the time. Thanks for the info, CB!

    Comment by Addison

    Ditto, CB.

    I agree with Addison’s other point that using another book could make a statement. Bernie Sanders might actually use Das Kapital although I doubt he is that kind of socialist. I would choose Another Roadside Attraction as the wisest book I know.

    How about swearing in on a Leonard Cohen CD? A Van Gogh painting? A video of Coleman Barks reciting Rumi to the accompaniement of the Paul Winter Consort.

    And I’d vote for 2Manchu for Prez, even if just to have a President with a numeral in his name. First Citizen is Number 2.

  • jp is right in two ways. Sometimes it’s not worth the effort to resist the swearing on the Bible thing. (I didn’t have to do that as a juror though.) And why swear on a book. A person’s word is good enough in itself.

  • I once testified as a character witness in a trial and really had a hard time with the whole “swear to tell the truth so help me god” thing.

    [jp]

    Interesting. I’ve sat in court in Maryland and Indiana and in both places witnesses were only required to raise their hand and promise to tell the truth. No books, no mention of God, Yahweh, Buddha, Allah, The Giant Spaghetti Monster, etc…

    I guess a diety free oath in court hasn’t become the norm yet, although you’d think that with all the cretins who’ve sworn to God and then lied, stolen, cheated themselves blue in the face, people would catch on to the fact that a lying, stealing, cheating bastard isn’t deterred by an oath.

    In court I think it makes more sense to ask if the person about to testify understands they will wind up in jail if they lie. There is no need to bring a deity into it, just worry about what the judge will do to you.

  • In communist Poland, we didn’t swear on any book — not even Das Kapital or The Communist Manifesto. Right hand on your heart, left hand raised, you swore on your honor.

    It’s simple and it’s expedient; one may leave home without a copy of the Bible or Koran but, with possible exception of Dead-eye Dick, one doesnt’ leave home without one’s heart. As to honor… Grumpy, @17, got it in one:
    with an honest man, no oath is necessary; with a dishonest man, no oath is binding.

    Like jp (@26), I too am an atheist and like him (her?), I once had to swear on the Bible once — when I was being sworn in for the citizenship. Quite frankly, I consider that oath non-binding; to me, the Bible is no more than a “good read” and, at that, I’ve only read the Old Testament part of it. The bits of the New testament I’ve heard read at various functions (weddings, mostly), didn’t sound like they’d be a good read at all, despite the title 🙂

    I was amused by jp’s:
    ‘had a hard time with the whole “swear to tell the truth so help me god” thing’.

    I did too, when the lady administering the oath explained to me what was going to happen and what the oath sounded like. Being a basically honest person, I *did* warn her that I’d consider the oath non-binding, seeing as I was an atheist and didn’t believe in God (never mind the Book being somehow holy). To which she replied: “Oh, that’s OK; we have a version of the oath that’s just for people like you” and then proceded to administer it. It was the same oath. But it ended with “…so help me”

    So help me… That was the “atheist version” of the oath… I am *not* kidding. To this day, I don’t know how I managed to keep a straight face…

  • As a Libertarian, I’d love to see them use a copy of the Constitution instead (maybe they would actually *read* it? We can only hope!)

    As a follower of Jesus, I’d like to remind Mr. Prager of Jesus’ own words “But I tell you, Do not swear at all: either by heaven, for it is God’s throne; or by the earth, for it is his footstool; or by Jerusalem, for it is the city of the Great King. And do not swear by your head, for you cannot make even one hair white or black. Simply let your ‘Yes’ be ‘Yes,’ and your ‘No,’ ‘No’; anything beyond this comes from the evil one.” (Matthew 5:34-37)

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