Giving new meaning to ‘Google-bombing’

Some days, the Bush administration more closely resembles a bad Saturday Night Live sketch than anything close to an effective branch of the federal government. Consider this jaw-dropper, for example.

When the State Department recently asked the CIA for names of Iranians who could be sanctioned for their involvement in a clandestine nuclear weapons program, the agency refused, citing a large workload and a desire to protect its sources and tradecraft.

Frustrated, the State Department assigned a junior Foreign Service officer to find the names another way — by using Google. Those with the most hits under search terms such as “Iran and nuclear,” three officials said, became targets for international rebuke Friday when a sanctions resolution circulated at the United Nations.

Policymakers and intelligence officials have always struggled when it comes to deciding how and when to disclose secret information, such as names of Iranians with suspected ties to nuclear weapons. In some internal debates, policymakers win out and intelligence is made public to further political or diplomatic goals. In other cases, such as this one, the intelligence community successfully argues that protecting information outweighs the desires of some to share it with the world.

But that argument can also put the U.S. government in the awkward position of relying, in part, on an Internet search to select targets for international sanctions.

You have got to be kidding me. Bush’s State Department began targeting suspects based on capricious Google searches? This is how administration officials approach identifying suspects associated with a clandestine nuclear weapons program in a post-9/11, post-Iraq-intelligence-failures environment?

Feel safer?

And how, pray tell, did this absurd approach work out for the State Department? Surprise, surprise, it failed miserably. As the WaPo noted, “None of the 12 Iranians that the State Department eventually singled out for potential bans on international travel and business dealings is believed by the CIA to be directly connected to Iran’s most suspicious nuclear activities.”

The whole thing sounds a bit like a Laurel & Hardy routine, only with internal intrigue, and millions of lives at stake.

[A] junior State Department officer, who has been with the nonproliferation bureau for only a few months, was put in front of a computer. An initial Internet search yielded over 100 names, including dozens of Iranian diplomats who have publicly defended their country’s efforts as intended to produce energy, not bombs, the sources said. The list also included names of Iranians who have spoken with U.N. inspectors or have traveled to Vienna to attend International Atomic Energy Agency meetings about Iran.

It was submitted to the CIA for approval but the agency refused to look up such a large number of people, according to three government sources. Too time-consuming, the intelligence community said, for the CIA’s Iran desk staff of 140 people. The list would need to be pared down. So the State Department cut the list in half and resubmitted the names.

In the end, the CIA approved a handful of individuals, though none is believed connected to Project 1-11 — Iran’s secret military effort to design a weapons system capable of carrying a nuclear warhead. The names of Project 1-11 staff members have never been released by any government and doing so may have raised questions that the CIA was not willing or fully able to answer. But the agency had no qualms about approving names already publicly available on the Internet.

When it comes to reliable intelligence, the Bush administration no longer has any credibility — with Americans, with our allies, with anyone. If the Bush White House ever wants to understand why, they can start with stories like this one.

Amazing! It makes the tv show 24 look like a comedy with their instant info moved around effortlessly from secure networks to pdas and cell phones. 24 would have to be 24 months with the Bush crowd.

  • Almost as bad as using a set of forgeries to start a war that were so fake that it only took a couple of days and some Googling to figure that out.

  • While it’s laughable to google for foreign intelligence information, a bigger issue comes to the fore. Is the State Department/ White House trying to politicize intelligence secrets again? And are they doing things that will compromise future intelligence gathering for short-term political games? If the CIA believes the Bushites are trying to manipulate intel for their own personal gain, I’m glad to see them stonewalling the executive branch.

  • These chuckleheads are endangering our country to an undreamed of extent. This alone would be worthy of impeachment proceedings in any sane environment.

  • That does it. I’m going to set up a fortune teller’s tent outside State Department. Surely psychic friends, star charts and bird entrails are the next step in the half-assed assery that is the current Admin. I’ll be rich!

    I can’t say I feel any safer, because I’m not alarmed by the idea of Iran having nukes. I grew up with various US and USSR leaders brandishing their missles at one another. However, knowing that I’m being protected by people who think Googling is a good way to keep me safe makes me feel a bit nervous.

    And how, prey tell,

    Is that an intentionally typo?

  • This news — given the instant transmission of information — is now also being read by our British allies (Blair must be in a constant state of embarrassment) and myriad leaders of the Middle East and beyond. I’m trying to imagine the impact of the Google news on their diplomatic machinery as they reassess how they should be dealing with the US.

  • In an unforeseen development, as a result of this search the State Department is calling for UN sanctions against Hot Asian Schoolgirls…

  • Jesus christ, how stupid do they think Iran is that they’d allow their top secret guys to be publicly linked to their top secret plans on the fucking internet? No wait, I know. Only slightly stupider than the Bushies themselves. Because that’s how stupid they think ALL of us are. But then again, when incompetent people implement incompetently designed ideas in an incompetent manner, it’s just a matter of time before the incompetence cancels out and the plan succeeds. Right? Right?

  • Is that an intentionally typo?

    Actually, no, but that would have been funny, wouldn’t it?

  • The State Department should have its intertubes tied.

    Sorry, couldn’t resist that one. 😉

  • “military intelligence is to actual intelligence as military music is to actual music.” To which we can now append: “Republican intelligence doesn’t even make it to this level.”

  • The Google thing is mighty stupid, but what was the point of the whole exercise? Someone told the State Department to put sanctions on people involved in the Iranian nuclear weapons program? Like, wouldn’t that automatically tell the Iranians how much we knew about their program?

    We can’t even get the government to admit whether or not an individual US citizen is or is not actually on the no-fly list or why, because that might allow terrorists to figure out something about the program. The government is arguing in court that prisoners shouldn’t be allowed to testify about what has been done to them because it would reveal classified interrogation methods (like maybe torture.) Yet we’re willing to tip our hands on the Iranian nuclear weapons surveillance program?

    WTF? Somebody at State actually went to the CIA as said, essentially, “Would you tell us who the secret Iranian nuke scientists are, so we can tell everyone to bounce their checks?” I’m not surprised that the CIA might say “Um, it’s going to be a long, long time before THAT happens. Like when Hell freezes over.”

    Given the idiocy of the basic effort, the use of Google seems relatively clever.

  • Wellll… Didn’t out own guvmint put plans of atom bomb-buildin’ on th’ net recently? Where anyone could have Googled them up? Perhaps they thought that Iranians might do something similiar; afterall, their Prex is now having a blog. So maybe he blabbed…

  • ! think they called this Operation: GIGABYTE – The acronym for Google Is Great. And Big, Yet, Totally Espionag-y.
    Lucky for us, those terrorists don’t know about Google. Otherwise, they’d know we’re onto them.

  • “Upon realizing that Iran couldn’t be touched, Dick Cheney liquidated untold millions in US investments (including his highly-profitable Halliburton portfolio), and sank every last dime into Iran’s Project 1-11.”

    Here, Google…here boy !!!

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