Putting Bush ‘on the couch’

We all have certain words and phrases we use frequently, but White House Press Secretary Tony Snow has one that stands out for me. Consider this exchange from yesterday’s briefing.

Q: Why did he decide to give enemy body counts? That’s something that they’ve generally tried to stay away from.

SNOW: Well, that’s a good question. I won’t try to — rather than trying to tell you why the President said what he said — because I can’t give you the exact — I can’t put him on the couch right now — what I can do is at least offer one possible reason why that’s an important data point for Americans, which is there’s a lot of concern about U.S. casualties and deaths, as there should be — 103 deaths in October alone. (emphasis added)

Let’s put aside the substantive issue about of war body counts for a moment and take a look at that phrase, “I can’t put him on the couch right now.” Snow uses it quite a bit, and I think I understand what he means, but it’s become an easy and overly used cop-out. Questions about the president’s decisions and perspective are easily batted away — if Snow doesn’t like the subject — by suggesting that answering the question would require some kind of psychoanalysis.

On yesterday’s question, for example, it’s a fairly important substantive point. The president had previously announced that the White House had “made a conscious effort not to be a body-count team.” This week, the Bush gang reversed course and said they would begin publicizing body counts to disabuse people of the notion that “our people aren’t doing anything” in Iraq.

Reporters understandably wondered what prompted the change. The answer, Snow said, would lead him to put Bush “on the couch.” What obvious nonsense.

Snow keeps pulling this stunt. A month ago, en route to Ho Chi Minh City, Snow held a quick press gaggle about Air Force One. Noting that the president said he’s “fascinated” by Vietnam, a reporter asked what the president was referring to with the comment. Snow said:

“No, I mean, take a look at the history of this country — again, I don’t want to — I, frankly, didn’t get him on the couch for this one, so I don’t have his inner feelings about it.”

A week earlier, two days after the Republicans got a “thumping” from voters, a reporter asked about how the president is reacting to his party’s defeats in Congress. Snow responded:

“The President is not a guy who’s — I’m afraid he doesn’t get on the couch, Jim.”

Does Snow realize what the phrase actually means? Getting a sense of the president’s perspective — on a country, a policy, an event — does not require that the press secretary probe Bush’s inner-most thoughts and feelings. Asking why Bush feels the need to show up his father — that would be putting Bush on the couch. Asking why Bush reversed course on war body counts is just a basic policy question.

Snow could just dodge these fairly straightforward questions — he has plenty of practice — but he seems to believe it’s best to deride the questions themselves by suggesting the reporters are asking for far too much personal information.

Why does Snow keep doing this? Maybe he needs a little time “on the couch.”

Don’t just take Snow’s word for it…

From The Nation:
The Baker commission–as limited as its recommendations may be–is asking Bush to change policy in a dramatic fashion. Does Bush, one reporter asked, “have the capacity to pull a 180?” Baker replied, “I never put presidents I work for on the couch.”

I think what these loyal Republicans are trying to tell us is “Bush is Caligula…he’s a drug-addled nutbag freakshow.”

  • What’s going on is an appeal to the knuckledraggers who still believe Bush’s BS. These people think anyone who gets therapy is by definition a weakling and worthy of disrespect. Ironically, they think that “confessing their sins” to an imaginary God is virtuous.

  • Snow should now better than to talk about psychoanalysing someone who notoriously “thinks from the gut.” Wouldn’t the more appropriate expression be to “get him on the operating table” to see what’s happening in Bush’s bowels?

    All in all I can’t blame Snow for needing a cop out line at White House pressers. How else does one explain away what Tony really wants to say: “I don’t know what that idiot’s thinking either!”

  • I can’t put him on the couch right now

    This begs the question: WHEN can we put him on the couch… or the padded cell?

    Bush’s remarks when asked how people can know that Bush really realizes the seriousness of the Iraq situation, and he replied, “It’s hard. Does that help. Heh heh?” Shows this mindset. Bush’s brain is a black box.

  • How cowed are the White House reporters that Snow can shut them down with accusations of “arguing” or “being partisan”? They’ve accepted their subservient position.

  • I think what he’s trying to tell us is that Bush is so self-deluded he no longer knows why he does the things he does. It would require a licensed psychotherapist to get to the “real” motivations.

  • In 1964 some psychiatrists issued their collective opinion that Barry Goldwater was mentally unstable and might be unfit for office. That led to the American Psychiatric Association’s Principles of Ethics, which said that psychiatrists must not offer a professional opinion or diagnosis about anyone not personally examined.

    It would have been good if Senator Frist had held and obeyed such ethical principles when he diagnosed Schiavo. I think it would be good if Tony Snowjob took the same counsel to heart.

  • Last night’s TDS had one of the most memorable lines when the TDS voiced Barney asked I don’t know Snow, “What’s it like at night, when the demons come out?”

  • “This week, the Bush gang reversed course and said they would begin publicizing body counts to disabuse people of the notion that “our people aren’t doing anything” in Iraq.”

    Exactly who has the notion that “our people aren’t doing anything” in Iraq? What I hear are people saying we’re not accomplishing anything.

  • The next time Snow pushes that answer, the appropriate follow-up should be, “well , then when can we arrange for a sufficiently experienced psychiatrist to put Mr. Bush on the couch so that the nation can find out why he thinks so strangely?”

  • Yeah, the body counts in Iraq are about as useful as the body counts were in Vietnam. In other words, utterly useless. Especially since they were based on nothing – hell soldiers just pulled numbers out of the air to satisfy the staff weenies – just like they do here.

    As then, one non-white “native” non-English speaker found dead = one dead enemy, regardless.

    What crap. These morons are even more pathetic than I give them credit for.

    TC

  • All a person has to do is watch Bush in action talking to reporters or to the American People to realize there is some serious trouble afoot. If he is drink or using again, that is serious enough, but if not, the country is in plenty of trouble. As a person who has seen mental illness in my own extended family, I am concerned. There is a vagueness and detachment in his somewhat inappropriate affect that says strong Psychiatric medications to me. That could explain why he is sleeping so well, but those meds do some strange things to people’s sensibilities.

  • I knew what he meant, but it was more fun to think he was talking about the infamous Casting Couch. TAIO, @6

    Me, I saw Maja Desnuda (Francisco Goya) in my mind’s eye, just with Bush’s head. Revolting 🙂

  • I think Tony’s message is clear. We all know by now that Bush doesn’t make decisions based on reasoning, or facts, or any of those silly things. Like Stephen Colbert, he decides based on “his gut.” Trying to understand his decision making requires either a psychiatrist, or perhaps a dietitian.

  • You know, I think Bill Clinton would have found it very insulting to have his press secretary talking about “putting him on the couch” to psychoanalyze him.

    You’d think someone would do a story on the condescension of talking about Bush as if he were a patient…..to riff on this….a mental patient….

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