Thursday’s Mini-Report

Today’s edition of quick hits.

* I can appreciate the fact that the story appeared in the Fashion section, but there continues to be far too much interest among reporters in Nancy Pelosi’s clothing. She’s been Speaker for two weeks; Dennis Hastert was Speaker for seven years. Guess whose fashion choices generated more “news” items?

* Speaker Pelosi announced the creation of the Select Committee on Energy Independence and Global Warming this afternoon. Good idea.

* Three weeks ago, relying on a press release from PEER, I did a post about religious burdens placed on the staff at the Grand Canyon National Park. It now appears that the press release I relied on was incorrect and PEER misled people. I apologize for publishing the piece and will know better the next time PEER sends me a press release.

* Even for Bill O’Reilly, this is low. An 11-year-old kid is abducted by a 6′ 4″ man, he didn’t run away, so O’Reilly is blaming the kid, saying that “there was an element here that this kid liked about this circumstances” and that he “do[esn’t] buy” “the Stockholm syndrome thing.” Didn’t O’Reilly “write” a book about “looking out” for kids?

* Talk about threading a very small needle, California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger (R) announced yesterday that he believes Bush should withdraw U.S. forces in Iraq by the end of 2007 and he believes Bush’s escalation plan is a good idea. No, I don’t understand it either.

* It’s one thing for Dick Morris to falsely attack Barack Obama. It’s another for a right-wing newspaper to re-publish the attack after Morris retracted his piece and apologized for his mistake.

* I haven’t looked into this in any real detail yet, but the AP reports: “Three elections workers in the state’s most populous county conspired to avoid a more thorough recount of ballots in the 2004 presidential election, a prosecutor told jurors during opening statements Thursday. ‘The evidence will show that this recount was rigged, maybe not for political reasons, but rigged nonetheless,’ Prosecutor Kevin Baxter said. ‘They did this so they could spend a day rather than weeks or months’ on the recount, he said.” Sounds like a trial to keep an eye on.

* ThinkProgress is keeping track of where every member of Congress stands on escalation in Iraq. The TP gang is up to 414. If there’s any doubt about your representative, or if you know your rep’s position and it’s not on the list, check out the current tally.

* It’s encouraging to see a group of Methodist ministers from across the country urge Southern Methodist University to stop trying to land George W. Bush’s presidential library. The ministers have created a petition that explains that “as United Methodists, we believe that the linking of his presidency with a university bearing the Methodist name is utterly inappropriate.” The Rev. Andrew J. Weaver of New York, who graduated from SMU’s Perkins School of Theology, said, “Methodists have a long history of social conscience, so questions about the conduct of this president are very concerning.”

* Reader M.W. emailed me an interesting item out of Rhode Island, where the state Supreme Court ruled this week that it “cannot rule on the authority of a lower court judge to hear a case involving a lesbian couple seeking a divorce until it is determined if the marriage is legal in the state.” Here’s a thought: how about the Rhode Island Supreme Court rule on the question itself?

* Ari Berman has a good report today about a bi-partisan group of lawmakers, led by Republican Walter Jones (N.C.), who have unveiled legislation that would require the president to seek congressional approval before initiating a conflict with Iran. “Our constitution states that–while the Commander in Chief has the power to conduct wars–only Congress has the power to authorize war,” Jones said at a press conference today. “It’s time for Congress to meet its Constitutional responsibility…This legislation makes it crystal clear that no previous resolution passed by Congress authorizes such a use of force [against Iran].”

* And, if you’re by a TV tonight, it should be a landmark evening for blowhards everywhere — Stephen Colbert will appear on the “O’Reilly Factor,” and a few hours later, Bill O’Reilly appears on “The Colbert Report.”

If none of these particular items are of interest, consider this an end-of-the-day open thread.

Calling Bill O’Reilly a dick is an insult to penises everywhere. I hope Colbert pins him to the wall on his outrageous comments just like he did Dinesh D’Souza.

  • “there was an element here that this kid liked about this circumstances”

    Call me paranoid but it sounds like O’Lielly is hinting the kid is gay (ergo, who cares what happened to to the little freak?) I wonder what he had to say about Elizabeth Smart.

    To be fair (and balanced) fuckwit is a bit late with his entry in the Blame the Victim sweepstakes. A couple of days ago the WaTi had a front page piece with a headline to the effect that boy who spent four years in captivity had a chance or chances to run away and didn’t. I think USA Today did also.

  • You know … I read the thread over at Media Matters, and if you think Bill O. is a flaming fuqtard, you should a few of the trolls over there. When combined with the WashTimes, it shows just how much the right “cares” about kids.

    What’s they all fail to mention, of course, is the fact that Delvin (the guy accused in the case) ALSO TOOK A SECOND BOY. I guess they think that Delvin is just such a great guy that two 11-year old boys wanted to leave their families and hang out with him forever.

    Seems to me that the reason the right is so intent on defending the guy is because, deep down, they’re all little Foleys who love underage boys. Sexual repression can do that to a guy (just ask the Catholic church).

  • I’ve heard that some 11 year-olds have been coerced by adults into believing that an invisible super being controls everything on earth.

  • The Republicans need to create a new committee: the Special Committee on Fashion and Accessories. The media can finally sit in on sessions they understand.

  • Speaker Pelosi announced the creation of the Select Committee on Energy Independence and Global Warming this afternoon.

    Who cares? What was she wearing at the announcement?

  • If you can stomach it, Novak had an interesting column today about the fear in the hearts of Republican’ts that Iraq will tear them down even more in 2008. But the best part is his joining the “let the Dems get us out” chorus:

    “But they do not know how that victory can be achieved if the Iraqi government is tied to the Shiite militias, a political dilemma in Iraq that no increase in U.S. troops can solve. Republicans can only hope that Democratic House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and her sidekick, Rep. John Murtha of Pennsylvania, overplay their hands by cutting off funds to U.S. troops in the field. It is a slim hope for now.”

    So now it’s:
    Buchanan Begging
    Blankley Daring
    Novak Hoping

    Does this start to sound like a 50’s girl group do-wop song?

    So they’re Hoping
    and Daring
    and Begging
    the Dems to get them out of Iraq…

  • I guess PEER must be Latin for “Lying Scum”. I have no further use for them. They are dismissed.

    Maybe O’Reilly heard that the kidnapper was a Republican, and as we all know, it’s OKIYAR.
    As they say in Jersey, “Rippizlungzout, Colbert!” 🙂

  • Has anyone read this months’ Atlantic Monthly article – “Untruth & Consequence.” Interesting discussion about presidential lying and Incurious George’s contributions. Lots of very specific instances.

  • Since this is an open thread, more proof BushCo (TM) needs to be stopped before it hurts itself (or someone is forced to hurt it):

    Philip Mudd, a senior official in the FBI’s National Security Branch, termed the U.S. domestic threat a “Pepsi jihad” an outgrowth of extremism he said has spread among young people over the past 15 years and has been popularized by the Internet.

    “We see in this country on the East Coast, on the West Coast and the center of this country kids who have no contact with al-Qaida but who are radicalized by the ideology,” Mudd said.

    Link

  • “‘They did this so they could spend a day rather than weeks or months’ on the recount,”

    They did it because SecState Blackwell had no intention of offering a recount under any circumstances.

    Apparently everyone has forgotten that TRIAD SYSTEMS was CAUGHT changing out circuit boards across the state, AND SUPPLYING FALSE NUMBERS TO BE REPORTED.

    Everyone forgets all the details, their folds filled with trivia and noise from their entertainment boxes, apparently.

  • How pathetic has this nation become that Congress has to undertake legislation to prevent the president from criminally ignoring the Constitution and unilaterally attacking other nations without consent from the legislative branch. For as bad as the right has claimed Clinton dragged Washington through the mud, no one felt compelled to enact legislation telling him not to have any more blowjobs in the Oval Office from women other than his wife.

    Usually, only parents of extremely bratty children find themselves having to set such obvious boundaries.

  • So now it’s:
    Buchanan Begging
    Blankley Daring
    Novak Hoping

    Does this start to sound like a 50’s girl group do-wop song?

    So they’re Hoping
    and Daring
    and Begging
    the Dems to get them out of Iraq…

    Comment by Lance (@8)

    Not 50ties — I was too young then to listen to American music (even assuming it was allowed on Polish radio ) but, wasn’t there a song which started something like that (ie wishing… and hoping… and…)? The song’s “resolution”, only slightly adjusted:

    The whining will start…
    it won’t get GOP into our hearts…

  • jurassicpork,

    Outstanding work there with one of my favorite Who songs.

    The photoshop work that goes with this caption is just brilliant, IMHO.

    If I swallow anything evil
    Put your finger down my throat

    Thank you!

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