It’s quite a family

Let’s see, Dick Cheney is the most controversial Vice President since Spiro Agnew was forced to resign in disgrace. Lynne Cheney is a controversial, far-right activist and author of some very racy novels. Mary Cheney is controversial in far-right circles because she’s a pregnant lesbian. And then there’s Philip Perry, the Department of Homeland Security’s General Counsel, and husband to Elizabeth Cheney.

Perry is hardly a household name, but he’s an interesting character nevertheless. For example, we learned this week that the Department of Homeland Security is refusing to cooperate with the Government Accountability Office and all attempts at administrative oversight, apparently because Perry has learned a few too many lessons from his father-in-law.

“[Homeland Security] has been one of our persistent access challenges,” GAO Comptroller General David Walker told the House Homeland Security Appropriations Subcommittee. Walker said the problem is “systemic” and not the fault of any single individual. But he complained that GAO has had to go through the office of Chief Counsel Philip Perry. Perry is married to Elizabeth Cheney, a former State Department official who is one of the vice president’s two daughters. Walker said it is his understanding that Perry’s office has to review documents GAO seeks before they are released and that Perry selectively sits in on interviews with department employees.

We can’t say it runs in the family — Perry isn’t a blood relative — but the tactics are eerily similar.

Indeed, Perry isn’t just blocking oversight from outside agencies; he’s doing the same thing within DHS. Richard Skinner, the Homeland Security Inspector General, told the House Subcommittee that his investigations have been hindered. Last summer, Skinner wrote a memo to DHS staffers, telling them about what he does and authorizing them to cooperate with his work. Perry’s office has sat on the letter for over six months, and it still hasn’t been distributed.

According to GAO Comptroller David Walker, the DHS strategy of dealing with investigations is to “delay, delay, delay.” I wonder where Perry got that idea?

As it happens, the Washington Monthly has excellent timing. Art Levine has an article about Perry in the March 2007 issue, whom he describes as “Dick Cheney’s Dangerous Son-In-Law.” Consider this anecdote:

The basic elements of the legislation were simple: the EPA would get authority to regulate the security of chemical sites, and, as a first step, plants would submit plans for lowering their risks. One man present at the meeting, Bob Bostock, who was homeland security adviser to the Environmental Protection Agency, was relieved to see that something was finally being done. “We knew that these facilities had large enough quantities of dangerous chemicals to do significant harm to populations in these areas,” he says.

No one present was prepared for what came next: the late arrival of an unexpected visitor, Philip Perry, general counsel of the Office of Management and Budget (OMB). Perry, a tall, balding man who bears a slight resemblance to Ari Fleischer without the glasses, was brusque and to the point. The Bush administration was not going to support granting regulatory authority over chemical security to the EPA. “If you send up this legislation,” he told the gathering, “it will be dead on arrival on the Hill.”

No one doubted the finality of Perry’s message. The OMB, which sets the course for nearly every proposal coming out of the White House, is a much-feared department that raises or lowers its thumb on policy priorities, a sort of mini-Caesar at the interagency coliseum. But Philip Perry could boast one more source of authority: he was, and is, the husband of Elizabeth Cheney, and son-in-law of Vice President Dick Cheney. After Perry spoke, only Bostock dared to protest, though to little effect. “He was obnoxious,” Bostock recalls.

For the chemical industry, which has always had a chilly relationship with the EPA, Perry has been a consistent, quiet friend. “Phil Perry was never the EPA’s biggest fan,” says Whitman, recounting the relationship. “I think there was a predisposition on his part that we were trying to overreach.” Indeed, like many Republican hardliners, for whom the EPA represents all that is wrong with government regulation, Perry has sought to limit the role of the EPA, not expand it. He’s been successful.

As T.A. Frank put it, “[I]f you ardently oppose regulation, play your cards with skill, and, most important, have Dick Cheney as your father-in-law, there’s almost nothing you can’t make people not do.”

It’s quite a family, isn’t it?

The Adams (Cheney) Family

Dud-duh duh dumm (click click)
They’re nasty and they’re kooky,
Deluded and spooky,
They’re all together ooky,
The Cheney Family.

Their ethics are quite lacking
When the lawyers are a tracking
They really are a scream
The Cheney Family.

(Hunter)
(Lawyer)
(Impeach)

So get a kevlar vest on
A HUMVEE you can drive on
We’re gonna pay a call on
The Cheney Family.
Dud-duh duh dumm (click click)

  • It’s quite a family, isn’t it?

    Feh. The Bush family sets the standard, and (for example) Lynne Cheney has nothing on Barbara Bush.

  • And I am sure that if the terrorists ever attacked one of these chemical facilities, and killed people in the surrounding neighborhoods, Dick Cheney would be ready to blame that attack on the “liberal Democrats”. He would continue to block serious questions about why the people near the chemical plants don’t get to know what’s inside the plants (the first step to getting rid of it, of course).

    The toxic residue from this administration is literally poisoning present and future generations of Americans. This poison needs to be removed ASAP.

    Impeach.

  • Big “Dick” Cheney certainly demonstrates those characteristics that distinguish many CEOs; he’s a great totalitarian who would have been more at home in Stalin’s world. Some of his empire appears to be very much like the Walton’s and the man seems perfectly capable of imposing martial law and dictatorship upon America. If impeachments are possible, I hope we start first with this twerp.

  • There has to be some way we can try these assholes for treason. I know they aren’t selling us out to an outside enemy, but destroying our system of government for personal gain is even worse, right?

  • LOL Former Dan.#1 So that’s how it’s done.

    We can’t say it runs in the family — Perry isn’t a blood relative — but the tactics are eerily similar.

    Not in the genes, but in the memes.

  • I am quite certain that no only coordinating this with DHS staff – that he is on the phone regurlarly with the Vice President’s office. I would guess Cheney and Addington are very involved in this.

  • The Cheneys are an historically recent add-on to the Bush Crime Family. They’ve got to act more like thugs because they have to make up for the fact that they didn’t go Yale, dontcha know? For the record, I taught at a state university and don’t give a damn about such things, but the legacy Bushies surely do.

    Here’s a run-down on the Cheney’s (all from Wikipedia):

    Dick Cheney briefly studied at Yale University, but left after performing poorly academically. [While five times avoiding the draft h]e earned both a B.A. and M.A. in political science from the University of Wyoming. He would later start doctoral studies at the University of Wisconsin….

    Lynne Cheney obtained a Bachelor of Arts degree with highest honors from Colorado College, Master of Arts from the University of Colorado, and a Ph.D. in 19th century British literature from the University of Wisconsin–Madison [did that inspire her pornographic romances novel?].

    Elizabeth Cheney received her bachelor’s degree from Colorado College and her Juris Doctor (J.D.) degree from the University of Chicago Law School in 1996.

    Mary Cheney graduated in 1991 from Colorado College (also the alma mater of her mother) in Colorado Springs, Colorado and earned a graduate business degree from the University of Denver in 2002.

    Philip Perry graduated from Colorado College in 1986 and from Cornell Law School in 1990.

    See? Not a Yalie in the bunch. And unlike their masters, their western roots are genuine.

  • Perry has an eye on the war-profiteering millions of his Daddy-in-law. What a pig!

  • Cheney certainly demonstrates those characteristics that distinguish many CEOs; he’s a great totalitarian who would have been more at home in Stalin’s world. — jay @5

    For years now, I’ve been thinking of him as American equivalent of Beria. And I wish him a similiar end, too, though doubt Bush will ever turn on him the same way.

  • The Cheneys demonstrate once again that they think they are untouchable and can do exactly as they please within their offices. They as a whole have no respect for democracy believing only in government ‘for’ the people. They have set themselves above recrimination doing as much as “they can get away with”, rebuking anyone who disagrees as being un-American, and discounting investigations as bothersome treating investigators as petty and interfering. They like to make their fascist natures known to the world by showing themselves as beyond reproach saying “No one can stop us…the American people are cowards… the congress is stupid and we control the media.” Their self-righteousness is nauseating and their authoritarianism is egomaniacal . They truly deserve American scorn and hopefully they will get what’s coming to them.

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