A good time for some creativity

There’s been plenty of controversy surrounding the Dems’ decision to give Virginia Gov. Tim Kaine the chance to deliver the party’s response to Bush’s SOTU, but Bruce Reed says it doesn’t matter, because it’s doomed to fail.

Consider the inherent disadvantages. First, it’s a ten-minute rebuttal to an hour-long speech. By the time the opposition leader speaks, the television audience is desperate to go to sleep or change the channel to Sports Center.

Kevin Drum agrees, noting the inherent problem with settings.

[E]ither insist that the rebuttal speaker be allowed to speak in front of an audience or else just pack it in. The current format is so bad that I’m convinced it does the opposition party more harm than good.

The New Republic’s T. A. Frank, meanwhile, notes some history that I hadn’t heard before and recommends Dems start thinking outside the box.

Oh, for the Democrats of yore. This year marks the fortieth anniversary of the tradition of giving airtime to the opposition party; and back in the 1970s and ’80s, Democrats did show some creativity in planning their responses. When Nixon was in office, they attempted a variety of formats, from staging man-on-the-street interviews with voters to convening a panel of politicians to answer questions from members of a studio audience and callers who could dial in to a toll-free number (“a novel feature,” noted The New York Times). In 1982, the first year that a rebuttal was broadcast immediately following the president’s speech, Democrats even unveiled a 28-minute documentary produced by media guru Robert Squier. Entitled “The State of the Union: A Democratic View,” the documentary featured narration, polling data, various Democratic stars, and interviews with citizens in Washington, Memphis, Detroit, Dearborn, and Sacramento…. [W]hen Squier presented his television ideas to Tip O’Neill in 1982, the House Speaker reportedly said, “Great idea, let’s do it!” — before the presentation was even finished.

For some reason, though, Democrats called off any attempts to be interesting in the late 1980s. George Bush the Elder would be followed by Tom Foley or George Mitchell alone in an otherwise-quiet room–perhaps the most serious abuse of television the medium has tolerated. Not that Republicans ever got much better. In 1996, Bob Dole gave a rebuttal speech so ungraceful that he later admitted, “I gave a fireside chat the other night, and the fire went out.” But just because Republicans are bad at rebuttals doesn’t mean Democrats shouldn’t try to be better. They might want to remember that it’s permissible to be craftier at something once in a while, even if it’s a break with current custom.

Good idea; the current customs are breathtakingly dull.

Put aside, for a moment, whether the Dem response should go to Kaine, John Murtha, John Kerry, Al Franken, me, or anybody else. If it’s yet another speech, in the same old setting, it doesn’t matter. No one will watch and no one will care.

TNR’s Frank offers some suggestions for breaking out of the traditional format.

[H]ow about broadcasting simultaneously from several places around the country? Or from around the world? Filming from New Orleans or Baghdad might punch things up a little. Why not interview seniors about the disaster of the Medicare prescription drug plan? Why not speak to Katrina survivors about promises unkept by the White House? Al Gore apparently has a slide show on global warming that’s got people buzzing — why not bring him in? Or Barack Obama? How about getting a large enthusiastic audience that will make noise and cheer and laugh, creating an aura of confidence and good spirits surrounding the party? Why not have a couple of professional gag writers on hand who might be able to seize on something in the president’s speech that lends itself to a deflating witticism? Above all, why not try something?

We have the entire liberal Hollywood elite in our corner; we can’t get some quality video together? Maybe Aaron Sorkin could write a script. Maybe it could be something funny that people would remember — and find entertaining.

I kind of doubt that Kaine will have a big surprise tonight. I’m sure he’ll deliver a nice speech with nice sentiments. I’m also sure it won’t make a whole lot of difference.

Maybe next year?

If Al Gore was going to give the rebuttal, I’d listen. Because he’d probably actually SAY something, and he wouldn’t sound like he was afraid to say it.

This one will be too painfully bad to watch, as usual.

  • Ah, I can see it now. Tim Kaine presents the Democratic Response Super Family Variety Show! It’ll have music, comedy, games, and a monkey wearing a ‘Saty the Course’ t-shirt.

    You’re right, that won’t work. Lemme see, what would get the average Americans attention and hold for a few minutes. Oh, we could give the response during a live televised execution. I think that’s just the thing to get the modern American excited. Maybe Tim Kaine could eat a baby and smoke.

    Oooooh, Tim Kaine gives the rebutal while simultaneously having an abortion and getting married to another guy who is brain dead but kept alive by machines! If he can do all that and start a unnecessary war and win a NASCAR event, I’d bet people would watch.

    Well, I’m guessing it’ll be none of that, but I’m sure a super awesome podium will be involved. Go podium!

  • These sounds like great ideas but something OT caught my attention: what’s this slide-show of Al Gore’s? Anyone know? Anyone know how one can see it? Where is it being shown?

  • I have it…The Democratic rebuttal given by Lisa Simpson. Include all the Al Gore slides etc. Have her in Bagdad or Kabul or standing in the DMZ in Korea.

    Better yet have all the top ten TV shows write episodes lambasting Bush’s policies and show them over the following week. Everybody loves Raymond and if Raymond hates HCA’s then the TV lemmings will hate them too. If the Republicans think TV and Movies are a vast Liberal machine spewing ideological propoganda then we can give them what they want.

    How about the cast of Friends runs into the cast of Seinfeld in bankrupcy court in NYC because they all had outrageous medical bills and were “underinsured”?

    Where do I send my resume? I got a million of them!

  • The problem is that a 10-minute rebuttal would require someone to synthesis many issues into counter soundbites, then speak essentially off the cuff, which these guys are generally unable to do. Remember Kerry trying it? It was like watching wood split.

    Here are my suggestions:

    1. Have Lewis Black give the rebuttal.

    2. Create a pop-up video of SOTU highlights and try to generate the same type of response “Lazy Sunday” got.

    3. Top 5 list of lies followed by Top 5 reason Dems can do better. Quick punchy funny.

    4. Create a library of images and clips (drowning blacks in NO, Condi on Osama etc.) that can be quickly matched with lines from SOTU to give the real side of the story. Bush can only speak. The Dems should give the pictures. Best part: don’t need some Democrat tin man to screw it up by opening his mouth.

    5. Give a tagteam rebuttal from politicos standing outside the offices of Exxon, Enron, Halliburton, Baghdad Hilton, etc.

  • Rian –

    It is the subject of a documentary on Gore that was screened at Sundance last week; if I can find the name, I’ll let you know. Apparently Gore has been going around showing this slide show to almost any group that will listen and a filmmaker saw it and thought Gore’s devotion to the global warming issue, and his tenaciousness in all but going door to door was pretty compelling stuff. The word is the documentary got strong applause at the festival.

  • Angry Young Man,

    I think you have an excellent idea that can be carried further.

    The SOTU should be taped and broadcast the next day with a Colbert Report “The Word”-style rebuttal for each thing Bush says. It could even include cues for the SOTU drinking game.

  • what’s this slide-show of Al Gore’s? Anyone know? Anyone know how one can see it? Where is it being shown?

    Gore’s been touring the country speaking out on global warming, accompanied by a slide show. I saw the presentation at Stanford University a couple of months ago and became a Gore convert. Gore spoke without notes for over an hour and was absolutely captivating. It was like watching West Wing and wondering why we can’t have a president like Josiah Bartlett. Either we’ve completely underestimated Gore or 5 years on the outside have worked wonders for him.

    I don’t know when or where he’s scheduled to appear in the future, but there’s a documentary out that focuses on his slide show presentation. It was shown at Sundance where it was very well received. Here’s a recent WaPo article:

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/01/25/AR2006012502230.html

  • Watch The Daily Show tomorrow night (or maybe even tonight). They’ll have the rebittal we’re looking for, no doubt.

  • Everybody loves Raymond and if Raymond hates HCA’s then the TV lemmings will hate them too.

    Patricia Heaton is actually an outspoken Republican. I remember hearing her blather on once about how outcast she feels in ‘Liberal’ Hollywood. Oh, the poor oppressed Rupublicans.

    Plus, wouldn’t it be better to have a FUNNY show do it? Oh, zing. I kid because it’s not on anymore.

  • How about a mosaic of Bush’s gaffes? That
    would have everyone laughing. I can’t imagine
    any better ten minute demonstration of what
    this country has done to itself.

  • I was thinking about a mosaic juxtaposing Bush’s
    lies, Cheney’s lies, Rumsfeld’s lies, Powell’s lies,
    and Condi’s lies about the reasons for invading
    Iraq, but then half the people still believe those
    lies, so it would only serve to reinforce Bush’s SOTU
    lies.

  • They didn’t write his speech on the fly, so we shouldn’t either.

    The Democrat should keep the initial rebuttal very short. Just go over the main issues, and plug the actual rebuttal, which should be aired the next day and made readily available online. The full-length rebuttal should be on DVD, and people should be able to call an 800 number to get one free.

    This rebuttal should diagram the lies the president told, and rebut each and every one of them concisely. It should show all the programs the president laid out, tally the cost of those programs minus any proposed funding mechanisms (ha ha, deficit george doesn’t do funding).

    Like someone mentioned above, use pictures (and video) to make the points that words alone cannot make. Pictures of wounded soldiers and grieving families. Pictures of Katrina survivors. Pictures of Bush cronies who are in trouble. Pictures of polluted air and water. Pictures of Exxon fat cats with their salaries and donations to Republicans.

    The rebuttal should continue online, with lots of information on every damn thing he said, destroying each piece of bullshit to the Nth degree.

    Americans need a real opposition party, not the Washington Generals.

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