Along came Jones: Federal judge crushes ‘intelligent design’

Guest Post by Morbo

I can’t tell you how much I enjoyed reading U.S. District Judge John E. Jones’ opinion (.pdf) striking down the teaching of “intelligent design” in Dover, Pa.

As the Carpetbagger reported on Tuesday, Jones declared ID instruction a violation of the separation of church and state. He could have done that in 10 pages. But Jones’ opinion is 139 pages long. There’s a lot more going on here.

Jones declares flatly that intelligent design is not a science. My favorite part of the decision is where Jones tears Lehigh University professor and ID guru Michel Behe to shreds, pointing out in clear and concise language why the snake oil Behe peddles isn’t science.

ID backers, Jones pointed out, set the bar impossibly high by always finding ways to dismiss evidence that backs up evolution — while their own claims remain unfalsifiable.

“[T]he purported positive argument for ID does not satisfy the ground rules of science which require testable hypotheses based upon natural explanations. ID is reliant upon forces acting outside of the natural world, forces that we cannot see, replicate, control or test, which have produced changes in this world. While we take no position on whether such forces exist, they are simply not testable by scientific means and therefore cannot qualify as part of the scientific process or as a scientific theory.”

Jones also exposed the mendacity of the Dover board. He says that people in the community were poorly served by a board that was hell bent on raising contentious church-state issues. He openly called board members liars, noting that some of them, while on the witness stand, offered testimony that conflicted with what they had said during depositions. One gets the impression that ticked Jones off. Wrote Jones,

“The citizens of the Dover area were poorly served by the members of the Board who voted for the ID Policy. It is ironic that several of these individuals, who so staunchly and proudly touted their religious convictions in public, would time and again lie to cover their tracks and disguise the real purpose behind the ID Policy.”

Intelligent design advocates are whistling past the graveyard, insisting that Jones’ decision is no big deal and pointing out that it applies to only one area of Pennsylvania. They overlook the fact that this ruling is a slam-dunk.

This was the first legal challenge to intelligent design creationism, and ID proponents didn’t just lose, they were creamed. There is virtually nothing in this decision for them to hang their hat on. The Thomas More Law Center, which litigated the case on behalf of the Dover School Board, completely and utterly botched it. (It serves the board right for hiring a law firm founded by a pizza magnate.)

What made this so much sweeter is that Jones was appointed to the bench by President George W. Bush. So please, let the kook right call for his impeachment. (And I must say, I admire Jones for having the gumption to write an opinion this powerful. Any hopes he might have had about taking Samuel Alito’s place on the 3rd Circuit just evaporated.)

We know this issue isn’t going away. ID is on the march in Kansas, Ohio, Minnesota, New Mexico and other states. We still have a lot of work to do to preserve good science education and the church-state wall. Jones’ opinion is an excellent start, but that’s all it is — a start.

One final thought on this: Readers probably know that in November Dover residents voted out the pro-ID board and replaced it with a slate that favors teaching evolution. The new board plans to not only drop intelligent design but expand instruction about evolution, which had been limited to one day. Imagine that — the central organizing principle of modern biology was relegated to one day! The new board plans to rectify that as well. Bully to them.

Happy Day of the Unconquered Sun eve, Morbo and CB. Have a good one. May Apollo shine upon you.

  • Yes, the decision was lengthy but well worth reading. The judge was rightfully indignant at the ID proponents’ lies and distortions, and I sometimes chuckled at his lacerating comments on them. Even better is his pointed pre-emption of any suggestion that he is an “activist” judge.

  • My LTE on the topic…

    The debate between proponents of evolution and supporters of intelligent design rests on a set of false distinctions. Evolution explains the increased complexity and diversity of life across millions of years. It does not attempt to explain the creation of the universe, or of the earth, or of life itself.

    There is no reason a person couldn’t believe that a “designer” created a universe with the capacity to change over time, or that evolution is simply that designer’s method for creating new species. These beliefs may or may not be true, but they are not amenable to scientific inquiry. Therefore, they are not science, and have no place in a science curriculum except as examples of ideas that do not meet the most basic requirements of science.

    In the end, all life on earth shares a common origin and a common destiny, and it is more important to recognize this fact than to argue over beliefs that can never be proven true or false. Meanwhile, let’s teach science, and only science, in our science classrooms.

  • Evolution…does not attempt to explain the creation of the universe, or of the earth, or of life itself.

    This may be true of “evolution,” but it is not true of science as a whole.

    There is, for instance, a branch of science call “abiogenesis,” which studies how, given the early chemistry of the planet, self-catalyzing and self-replicating chemical processes got started that eventually wound up being us.

    Scientists are extremely ambitious about using the scientific method to explain mysteries like this. And, just like the judge said, they do so, by rule, without resort to supernatural explanations.

    The result is a response (continuously challenged and modified) to these fundamental questions, to which the existence of a supernatural Creator or Mover or Changer is entirely superfluous.

    This is why many religious people find science so threatening.

  • There is, for instance, a branch of science call “abiogenesis,” which studies how, given the early chemistry of the planet, self-catalyzing and self-replicating chemical processes got started that eventually wound up being us.

    And where did the planet and its early chemistry come from?

    Just asking. I don’t have an answer, and I really didn’t expect one.

  • KT, like you I find no conflict in the possibility that the Creator created evolution. But what irks the creationists is the idea that man may not be the center of the universe, after all. God is supposed to be an omnipotent Guy who made us in His image and cares about us. The sun and all of life revolves around us, once more. God listens to our individual prayers and cares about them whether they are for a cure for our cancer or a new iPod. What we do in this particular life earns us the right to be with God for all eternity or not because our lives are so important. This is an infantile view, in my opinion, but one many people hold so dear that they would prefer to turn back the clock to the Middle Ages rather than lose. Our petty lives are all vanity and the creationist myth is the ultimate expression of that.

  • I think the Thomas More Law Center attorneys didn’t botch the case, per se, they just never had a case to begin with. They went in with the best they had to offer, which Judge Jones so exquisitely showed was nothing but smoke and mirrors.

    If you read the full opinion, which I highly recommend because it’s not only well-reasoned but really fun, you’ll see that the only reason the Dover Area School District adopted creationism – sorry, Intelligent Design – into its curriculum was that two of the board members were fundamentalist bullies and the rest of the board majority went along with them without even knowing what the heck ID was!

    So in pops the TMLC thinking they could buffalo a federal judge with the same nonsense that worked so well on a bunch of feeble-minded hair dressers and grease monkeys. Imagine their surprise to find out otherwise. And now this decision is on the books forever, to be called upon at will by everyone else in the same position.

    One reason it’s so long is that Judge Jones took the time to thoroughly research the entire creationism/ID movement right back to the 1920’s with copious references to the historical record, which is where its greatest value lies. That’s why the TMLC had no leg to stand on at trial, since it could be shown without contradiction that the same verbal sewage has been spewed by religious cultists for 80 years or better and been shown to be the hogwash that it is every time.

    Maybe now they’ll decided it’s time to get a real job and stop trying to make money off the backs of their hapless dupes and the craven politicians who aid and abet their fraudulent crusades.

    And pigs might fly someday but I doubt it. But we can hope.

  • Frak:

    I hope the human race evolves into something else. I would hate to think this is the best God can do. Of course, the chosen race might already exist, in some distant galaxy…

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