America’s children terrified by dreaded ‘s-word’

Guest Post by Morbo

Librarians all over the country are throwing a fit over a work of children’s literature that contains the word “scrotum.”

The word, which has horrified religious conservatives and prudes everywhere, appears in the recently published novel “The Higher Power of Lucky,” by Susan Patron. This tome is part of a popular genre of literature called “young adult” aimed at children 10-13.

The book won this year’s Newbery Award, a high honor for kid lit. In the book, the narrator, a 10-year-old orphan, remarks on overhearing a conversation between two men, one of whom talks about a dog being bitten on the scrotum by a rattlesnake.

The predictable firestorm has followed. The New York Times reported:

The book has already been banned from school libraries in a handful of states in the South, the West and the Northeast, and librarians in other schools have indicated in the online debate that they may well follow suit. Indeed, the topic has dominated the discussion among librarians since the book was shipped to schools.

Dana Nilsson, a librarian in Durango, Colo., is eager to protect her flock from the dreaded scrotum invasion. “This book included what I call a Howard Stern-type shock treatment just to see how far they could push the envelope, but they didn’t have the children in mind,” Nilsson wrote on a web-based listserve for school librarians. “How very sad.”

No, what’s sad is that the children of the Durango schools are struck with this moronic prude for a librarian. “Scrotum” is hardly a vulgar or slang term. If anything, it sounds clinical, and for a reason: It is clinical. (How I wish we could get Stern and other shock jocks to use “scrotum” instead of what they actually say!)

For all those people who are freaking out because they fear little Jacob and Emma are going to run to the teacher or mom and dad demanding to know what a scrotum is, here’s an easy answer: The teacher says, “It’s a body part found on men and boys. Ask your mom and dad about it tonight.” Mom and dad can break the news to the kids gently with an age-appropriate explanation — and perhaps even go to the public library and get a child’s book about anatomy (assuming they have not all been thrown out). Children need to learn these terms some day, and it’s better that they start with clinical words than the other ones they will eventually pick up.

I did a search for stories about this little flap on Google News and was dismayed by what I found: Many of the stories were from foreign media outlets, and the tone was one of ridicule. Those crazy Americans! They’re afraid of the word scrotum!

The criticism is more pointed because of the sexual double standard that permeates our popular culture. We consume porn like maniacs, leer at salacious music videos and sit zombified in front of our TVs nightly watching moronic shows about sexy doctors who have nothing better to do than fornicate — and then we go crazy when the word “scrotum” appears in a kids’ book. I’m concerned about inappropriate sexual messages reaching children, but this isn’t an example of that. It’s a clinical term used in a story about a dog, for heaven’s sake.

“The Higher Power of Lucky” received an initial press run of 10,000 copies. When the Newbery Award was announced, the publisher ordered an additional 100,000 copies. My guess is that this brush with censorship will probably only increase demand for the book. Try as they might, the prudes won’t be able to keep this scrotum under wraps for long.

reminds me of an old story – likely apocryphal – about a prudish lady complaining to beth truman about harry s referring to something some other politician said as “horse manure.”

“can’t you get the president to use another word besides ‘manure’,” the prude asked.

“no,” beth supposedly replied, ” it took me too long to get him to say ‘manure’ instead of something else.”

these self-appointed guardians of the public morals really void me off!

  • I understand that Ms. Nilsson’s next undertaking will be to have works of Balzac removed from library shelves. If you ask me she’s a bit nuts. Ok, I’m done now.

  • If our society limited education only to boys, this would not be a problem. Oh, wait, I forgot that body shame applies even to one’s own naughty bits.

  • mellowjohn makes a good point as there are a lot worse words the author could have used. Balls, stones, happy sack, nutsack, gonads, cajones…

    Morbo writes:
    “I did a search for stories about this little flap on Google News and was dismayed by what I found: Many of the stories were from foreign media outlets, and the tone was one of ridicule. Those crazy Americans! They’re afraid of the word scrotum!”

    Yeah. We outside the States couldn’t understand why Janet Jackson’s nipple freaked out 10 year old boys (at that age I WANTED to see what a naked women looked like–more curiosity than lust as my scrotum hadn’t reached maturity yet.) Still don’t. Sadly these stories have replaced brawls in the Taiwan Legislature as the “Lookit how stupid foreigners are” stories.

    When I was 10 and heard a word like that I’d giggle and then repeat it till I fell down laughing or the words lost all meaning.

    Scrotum, scrotum, scrotum…. hairy scrotum… teehee

  • Just in time for my son’s birthday—I can buy him a “banned” book It’ll make a good foundation for lessons on inappropriate censorship—something they’ll never teach in a public classroom.

    And some people just can’t understand that homeschooling can be a powerful weapon for Liberals, as well….

  • I sometimes find solace, sometimes humor, in definitions. At least exercise momentarily frees me from my contemporary culture’s insanely adolescent view of human sexuality.

    Merriam-Webster: Etymology: Latin; akin to Latin scrautum quiver
    : the external pouch that in most mammals contains the testes

    American Heritage: The external sac of skin enclosing the testes in most mammals.
    ETYMOLOGY: Latin scrotum.

    Webster’s Revised Unabridged, 1913 Edition: [L.] (Anat.) The bag or pouch which contains the testicles; the cod.

    New Dictionary of Cultural Literacy, Third Edition 2002: (SKROH-tuhm) The external pouch or sac located behind the penis. The scrotum contains the testes. (See reproductive systems.)

    Dictionary of Difficult Words: n. (pl. -ta) bag of flesh containing testicles. scrotal, a. scrotiform, a. pouch-shaped.

    Online Etymology Dictionary: 1597, from L. scrotum, cognate with O.E. scrud “garment” (source of shroud). “Isn’t the sea what Algy calls it: a grey sweet mother? The snotgreen sea. The scrotum-tightening sea. Epi oinopa ponton.” [Joyce, “Ulysses”]

    The “children” these assholes claim to be protecting are all laughing and growing up sexually anyway. Only trouble is that their joy may be clouded somewhat by such depraved concern on the part of dried up prunes who haven’t been laid in 30 years. Well, before my scrotum gets any further tightening, I’d better quit this romp.

  • I suppose Ms. Nilsson would have been more comfortable with the term ball-bag. Too bad the author and publisher couldn’t get it right. Ahh, I can’t salute Ms. Nilsson for her fortitude, for I think she needs a bit more literary roughage in her reading diet. -Kevo

  • It boggles the mind that in this country you can get away with any depiction of violence you like in books or the media and no one makes a sound. But here are two totally insane things in reference to “sexuality” that I’ve seen on cable TV recently:

    1. On the Discovery Channel’s “Dirty Jobs” show, host Mike Rowe was learning to groom dogs. While grooming male dogs, the dogs’ genitals were pixelated. DOGS!!!!

    2. I believe this show is also on Discovery; on a show about making things, a segment about making department store manniquins had female manniquins’ nipples pixilated. MANNIQUINS!!!!

    Meanwhile, the “Futureweapons” dweeb blows up everything in sight, but that’s OK.

    Also along these lines, I used to work at a used bookstore and we did a display of banned books for Banned Books Week every year. It boggles the mind to see what’s been banned; most of it incredibly innocuous stuff that pissed off some harridan librarian somewhere or some idiot parent who doesn’t realize that their brat knows every dirty word including those not in the book in question. Grrrr. What crap.

  • So when your son points to that part of his anatomy and ask, “Daddy, what’s that?” The appropriate response is,” That’s a dirty, filthy, nasty part of your body … and furthermore, it’s none of your goddamn business!” And if you must give it a name, just refer to them as “naughty bits.”

    Knowledge is dangerous, according to these guys, but I think ignorance is even more so.

  • Good one, rege #2.

    Let’s sing Cheech’s version of My Shirona.

    Isn’t SCROTUS the acronym of the Republican Supreme Court?

  • It’s a slippery slope, folks. Next thing you know, folks in western maryland will be driving around with oversized plastic balls hanging off their trailer hitches…

    Holy Flopping Fake Bull Genitals!

    A state delegate from Allegany County, Leroy E. Myers Jr., has introduced a bill that would prohibit “any ‘model, sign, sticker or other item’ that shows uncovered human or animal genitals, as well as human buttocks or female breasts, from motor vehicles.” Why? Because in Maryland there are “fake bull genitals flopping from the hitches of pickup trucks.”

    http://pillageidiot.blogspot.com/search/label/Maryland?max-results=50

  • The sad thing is the ALA (American Librarian Association) is about as liberal as you can get. Most librarians (especially those with an MLS degree) worship the Bill of Rights. Remember the people who told the FBI to get stuffed when it demanded readers’ records? Yep. Your friendly neighborhood librarian. The cretins who are getting their pants in a knot are a disgrace to their profession.

    I wonder if they’ve thrown out books that mention that shameless bird, the robin red breast.

  • The sad thing about this is, according to what I’ve read, that passage in the book talks about the power of words… apparently the kid thought that the word sounded cool, and so he looks up what it means. Imagine that! A kid who likes words. That could lead to all sorts of awful things… why, the kid might become a writer! Or even just a reader! Horrors!

  • Yet there it is on the first page of “The Higher Power of Lucky,” by Susan Patron, this year’s winner of the Newbery Medal, the most prestigious award in children’s literature. The book’s heroine, a scrappy 10-year-old orphan named Lucky Trimble, hears the word through a hole in a wall when another character says he saw a rattlesnake bite his dog, Roy, on the scrotum.

    “Scrotum sounded to Lucky like something green that comes up when you have the flu and cough too much,” the book continues. “It sounded medical and secret, but also important.”

    There you have it…the exact quote. SCANDALOUS, isn’t it?

    I guess if you never discuss sex, or one’s body, or (gasp!) proper names for parts of the body, then, yeah, I guess so. However, I found the description of the word to be quite apt, and not at all deviant or sexual. Then again, these same people probably think that by using a tampon, a girl’s virginity can be lost, and that her sexual desire might become aroused by its use.

    (seriosly, my own sister told me this!)

  • For the love of gawd … I’m late on this, but gotta chime in:

    My son calls his scrotum a … well, scrotum. His ex-daycare (ran by a church) was quite shocked that he not only used that, but the dreaded “penis” during a diaper change.

    They decided to change his diaper away from the other kids, lest they learn the correct word for a male’s genitals.

    As Robin Williams said about the rather up-tight nature of our culture: What do you expect from a country founded by people so uptight the British kicked them out?

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