Armey marches to Time

Meet the new contributor to Time magazine’s Swampland blog: former House Majority Leader Dick Armey (R-Texas).

As I settle in as a guest blogger here at Swampland, I’d like to thank Time and its readers for inviting me to share my views. I hope I can raise the debate about the direction in which the conservative movement and the nation are heading. I welcome questions and comments.

For those who read this column, you probably most know me as a an [sic] architect of the Contract with America, House Majority Leader from 1994-2003, and more recently as Chairman grassroots powerhouse FreedomWorks.

In all of these endeavors I have been guided by my highest political value: freedom.

It only took Armey a few paragraphs before he launched into a fairly predictable harangue: “On the Democratic side, we see an abundance demagoguery and proposals for the largest expansion of government since the 1930’s and 1970’s, with socialized health care and severe regulation of the economy, especially the energy sector. Great for sound bites, but a complete disregard for fundamental economic principles.”

As TP noted, this is the same Armey who recently included Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, the Endangered Species Act, and the Corporation for Public Broadcasting on a list of the “Ten Most Harmful Government Programs,” and once famously referred to Rep. Barney Frank as “Barney Fag.”

The guy, in other words, is a class act. Just the type of person Time wants to be associated with?

Having said all of this, I really hate to mention it, but the “to be fair” part of me can’t help but point out a few points for the other side.

Armey, for all of his many, many faults, has been politically provocative lately, in unexpected ways. In November, when the GOP Smear Machine was going after John Kerry with a vengeance for his botched joke, Armey defended Kerry, telling Chris Matthew on Hardball, “Well, of course, this is a perfect example of politics in America … The President wants the people to perceive [Kerry] of having maligned our troops…. I think John Kerry’s right. He’s making a defense of himself. He’s saying, ‘Look, I was not maligning the troops, I was maligning the President of the United States.'”

In January, Armey told Texas Monthly:

“[Tom DeLay’s backers] were people like James Dobson, who were in business for themselves. They never understood that this isn’t about them. It’s about the service we perform for this nation, how we honor the great traditions of this nation, how we engage in public policy that’s consistent with the foundation principles of this nation. For example, I would argue that James Dobson is an example of somebody who never understood what they meant by separation of church and state.”

In the same interview, he said, referring to the Terri Schiavo fiasco, “To any true lover of liberty, to anybody who believes in the separation of church and state, the Schiavo case should be a place where you sit there saying, ‘Alarm! Alarm!'”

Then, in February, Armey gave a surprising interview with McClatchy, in which he bashed Tom DeLay (“I don’t believe he’s a good person”) and he lamented the 2002 Iraq war resolution (“Had I been more true to myself and the principles I believed in at the time, I would have openly opposed the whole adventure vocally and aggressively”).

Given all of this, Armey is not exactly a doctrinaire, rubber-stamp, Fox-News GOP water-carrier. He’s said some provocative things lately, which necessarily makes him at least a little interesting.

Still, when Time brings in someone on the left to counter-balance Armey, I’ll be far more impressed.

Still, when Time brings in someone on the left to counter-balance Armey, I’ll be far more impressed.

Note to the decision makers at Time: Joe Lieberman is not “someone on the left”. Just sayin’

  • “…as a guest blogger here at Swampland…”

    Let’s hope it’s a short visit.

  • What is Time’s motivation. Why him? Why now? What’s the point? Elections maybe?

  • t only took Armey a few paragraphs before he launched into a fairly predictable harangue: “On the Democratic side…”

    What? Not “On the Democrat side”?

  • I say it’s a great thing to have a guy like Armey around. He’s a prick, but the people who think he’s OK are badly in need of some koolaid antedote, and they won’t take it from any Democrat.

    Democrats aren’t going to be swayed by Armey’s BS, but wingnuts will. I say it’s a win-win.

    IMO of course.

  • Being tagged with a name like “Dick Armey” you’d pretty much expect he’d turn out to be a twisted soul. That moniker always suggests to me a regiment of erect penises marching along in a precise Prussian goose step. Or maybe a gay bar with a largely military clientele. It’s a miracle he emerged from junior high with anything left of his psyche. No wonder he felt it necessary to hurl that juvenile taunt, “Barney Fag,” at Rep. Frank. He was probably just recalling being on the receiving end of such jibes himself back when he was an adolescent.

  • Armey’s a mean-spirited bastard and the sort of righty ideologue who’d rather a few people die from infected produce than have the guv’mit inspecting the food… but he’s also considerably more principled than most of his old co-partisans, holding up the small government line on civil liberties as well as on the anti-regulation side.

    In short, he’s the kind of conservative you can hate, but not IMO the kind who represents a core threat to the Constitution–like his fellow Texan TommyD.

  • It’s a miracle he emerged from junior high with anything left of his psyche. No wonder he felt it necessary to hurl that juvenile taunt, “Barney Fag,” at Rep. Frank. He was probably just recalling being on the receiving end of such jibes himself back when he was an adolescent.

    Not necessarily so, Rob. I was “blessed” with a similarly easy to taunt name (no, Ethel isn’t my real name, nor is Tilly) and suffered more than my share of schoolyard and afterward taunts – and precisely because I remember the pain of that I would NEVER do the same to someone else.

    What amazes me is that guys like Armey consider themselves exemplary Christians.

  • Armey is the kind of Reaganesque Republican we loved to hate in the Eighties and Nineties, and who mainly looks good by comparison to the nutjobs in power today.

    But I have always admired his remark on l’affaire Lewinsky:

    Nominated for quote of the year is the statement made by Representative Dick Armey, who when asked if he had been in President Clinton’s place, would he have resigned?
    He responded: “If I were in the President’s place I would not have gotten a chance to resign. I would be laying in a pool of my own blood, hearing Mrs. Armey standing over me saying, “How do I reload this damn thing?”

  • I was “blessed” with a similarly easy to taunt name … and suffered more than my share of schoolyard and afterward taunts …

    Ethel-to-Tilly is Ann Coulter?

  • Armey is whining about a “disregard for fundamental economic principles” by the Democrats? Perhaps they should adopt the principles that have characterized the Republicans all too clearly over the years; ethics such as monopoly, corruption, and bribery quickly come to mind.

  • Ethel-to-Tilly is Ann Coulter?

    her adams apple is MUCH larger than mine

  • Time magazine, like Dick Armey. lost its credibility a long time ago. They deserve each other.

  • Armey secure a spot in my heart when he put a $30,000 exemption under his flat tax proposal.

    That same exemption effectively KILLED support for the flat tax in the GOP when they suddenly realized it was HARD to make a flat tax that allowed the wealthy to come out as well as they do under the current “progressive” one. It’s no coincidence that a Republican majority made no moves towards a flat tax when they had the chance.

    Add to it the moments of lucidity above and I’d like an army of Armeys if I could replace my choice of the current brood.

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