At the request of right-wing bloggers, Republicans leak nuclear secrets online

OK, that headline might seem rather inflammatory, but in this particular case, it happens to be an entirely accurate description of what’s happened.

Several months ago, right-wing activists and blogs were convinced that all the talk (read: reality) about [tag]Iraq[/tag] not have [tag]weapons of mass destruction[/tag] had to be false. If only intelligence documents could be released online, [tag]Republicans[/tag] could unleash the mighty power of far-right [tag]bloggers[/tag], who could review the documents and prove that those pesky facts about going to war under false pretenses were wrong.

GOP officials loved the idea and, sure enough, the Bush administration published previously [tag]classified[/tag] materials on the Internet. How’d that work out? Take a wild guess.

Last March, the federal government set up a Web site to make public a vast archive of Iraqi documents captured during the war. The Bush administration did so under pressure from Congressional Republicans who had said they hoped to “leverage the Internet” to find new evidence of the prewar dangers posed by Saddam Hussein.

But in recent weeks, the site has posted some documents that weapons experts say are a danger themselves: detailed accounts of Iraq’s secret [tag]nuclear[/tag] research before the 1991 Persian Gulf war. The documents, the experts say, constitute a basic guide to building an atom [tag]bomb[/tag].

Last night, the government shut down the Web site after The New York Times asked about complaints from weapons experts and arms-control officials. A spokesman for the director of national intelligence said access to the site had been suspended “pending a review to ensure its content is appropriate for public viewing.”

As fiascos go, this one’s pretty spectacular. As Oliver Willis put it, “The Bush administration, in order to release propaganda and help its allies in the conservative media, has apparently damaged our [tag]national security[/tag].”

There are a few key angles to consider in this incident that has to be humiliating for Republicans.

One, officials of the International Atomic Energy Agency, fearing that the information could help states like Iran develop nuclear arms, urged U.S. officials to take the nuclear secrets off the web. (One diplomat said the agency’s technical experts “were shocked” at the public disclosures.) For reasons that defy comprehension, the Bush administration didn’t act for a full week, and only removed the classified materials after the New York Times started asking questions.

Two, make no mistake, Republican officials in the administration, acting on the behest of Republican lawmakers and bloggers, have seriously undermined national security. As the NYT put it, “The documents, roughly a dozen in number, contain charts, diagrams, equations and lengthy narratives about bomb building that nuclear experts who have viewed them say go beyond what is available elsewhere on the Internet and in other public forums. For instance, the papers give detailed information on how to build nuclear firing circuits and triggering explosives, as well as the radioactive cores of atom bombs.”

All because these clowns didn’t want to accept the fact that there were no WMDs. House Intelligence Committee Chairman Peter Hoekstra (R-Mich.) said the project included “minimal risks,” but chose to do it anyway. It’s exactly the kind of sound judgment we’ve come to expect from leading Republicans on national security matters.

And three, as Digby noted, Republicans want to consider criminal charges for those who leaked word that Iraq is slipping into chaos, as if that revelation were truly dangerous, but this little nuclear-secrets incident will probably go by without prosecution.

Can someone please remind me how, exactly, the right claims to be credible on national security issues?

Betcha at least one Bushite calls for an investigation of the IAEA to find out who leaked to the NYT the fact that the United States Government was posting nuclear secrets on the Web for everybody to see. 😉

These people are so stupid it’s just hilarious.

  • But the wingnuts are claiming this shows Saddam had WMD and the NYTimes has admitted it. They will spin anything.

  • “There are a few key angles to consider in this incident that has to be humiliating for Republicans.”

    You must still be sleepy this morning, CB. Live video of Dauphin George having sex with a 16-year old Congressional page on the Washington Mall could not humiliate Republicans. Like the gene for shame, their humiliation gene was removed surgically if it somehow manifested after birth.

  • And they compromised an intelligence outfit tasked with learning about Iranian nukes. And, I seem to recall a Pakistani nuke scientist being given house arrest after it was discovered that he gave nuclear secrets to North Korea. And, an investigation into a possible terrorist network was compromised in Britain to bring terrorism back into the spotlight. And, according to every news outlet, security is their strong suit.

  • Damn. Kicking myself here that I didn’t get a chance to copy this stuff before they took it offline 😉 Always wanted to be a Nuclear power in my own right. *sigh*

  • This Administration and its Republican Congressional allies are moving swiftly 180 degrees away from what is good and decent for our nation. They have imperiled us all beyond what their intellects are capable of discerning: attacking and occupying a secular nation in 2002, under the guise of preventing it from becoming part of what was really at the time a holy jihad, was preposterous, and now that absurdity is being played out in fatal consequences. A vote against all candidates affiliated with the Republican party in this election will be a vote to repair our damaged democracy here in America. -Kevo

  • “The Bush administration did so under pressure from Congressional Republicans”…

    Just a question. How long is it going to take them to switch that line to “Congressional Democrats”?

  • They accidentally posted “how to build a nuke” and then, after someone pointed out what they’d done, they left it there for A WEEK????

    In what reality doesn’t this lead to something like impeachment or imprisonment for treason, or at minimum massive scandal and public repudiation for incompetence and stupidity?

    (Ours, I guess. A democracy gets the government that it votes for.)

  • How can anybody still extend the slightest shread of credibility to the Bush Administration or the GOP? Conservatives must not want to see the reality. How long can they say one thing and do the opposite and still have the support of nearly 1/2 of America!

  • So yesterday, five days before the midterms, we discover the GOP mandated a massive security breach for political reasons, and that one of their major supporters (and a man who gets weekly conferences with the President) is a closeted gay drug abuser. And that was just yesterday. There are countless congressionally-based scandals erupting, not tomention the Foley thing.

    Damn, I thought we were probably past all the major damaging revelations, but they just keep coming. Will there be more, or is this going to be it?

  • If we’re all still alive on January 20, 2009, then God really does look after the United States of America.

  • dear lord (in whom i don’t believe), will ANY of this shit stick? i swear i’ll actually consider believing in you/he/she/it or whatever higher power if ANY of this does damage next week and diebold be damned.

  • But the wingnuts are claiming this shows Saddam had WMD and the NYTimes has admitted it. They will spin anything.
    –Comment by bubba

    I noticed that last night while taking my weekly trip through Wingnuttia. Apparently, the words “before the 1991 Persian Gulf war” didn’t seem to sink in. I’d send them all copies of Hooked on Phonics, but I doubt it would work for them.

    On a less snarky note, it really, truly, honestly does boggle the mind how these people will make ANYTHING and EVERYTHING about politics, no matter how much damage it winds up doing.

    There are, however, two things that bother me about this (other than the fact that any nutjob with an Internet connection could’ve learned how to make a nuclear bomb):

    1. There was NOTHING on the news about this this morning, not even NPR.

    2. That Dems are still struggling to pull ahead in the polls.

    With all the stuff these asshats have done, one would think that the Democrats would be trouncing Republicans all over the country. But poor leadership and a complicit media are making that difficult.

  • “A Democracy gets the government that 51% vote for.”

    Or, in some cases, the government five justices of the SCOTUS vore for.

  • I love the usage of “exclusive elites” by Hoekstra, that somehow, to not release this to the public is not being egalitarian enough, or some such bullshit. Mr. Hoekstra, I believe “exclusive elites” refers to “people with proper national security clearance.”

  • Unholy Moses, this may be one of those issues where the blogoshpere really can keep it alive and stirred up long enough for the MSM to finally catch on. It doesn’t work every time, but it did eventually with the Downing Street memo(s), to give just one example. Leading Dems (not you, Mr. Kerry) should find any available microphone and just pound, pound, pound on this. How any Rethug can, with a straight face, slam on the NYT for the Colorbar of Chaos in light of this truly astounds me.

  • What Moses said.

    Plus, I can’t believe that the Dems haven’t siezed on this and basically shut down the government until the head of whoever did this is delivered on a platter.

    WTF, Dems? We, your constituents, DEMAND that you DO YOUR F-ING JOBS. I know you don’t have power yet, but christ on a pogo stick, this is a gaping hole in the one issue that the Republicans still poll somewhat well at. If you can’t use THIS type of screwup to your/our advantage, then YOU SUCK SO BAD IT HURTS.

    If Dems can’t find their asses with both hands, then we need to continue the purge. We need competent leadership, not a bunch of nitwits.

  • Damn, military intelligence finally does something well: they got the portal cleaned off of the Internet Wayback Machine archive, too! (Castor, I was trying to help with your nuclear ambitions).

  • Okay … apparently, Matt Lauer asked Andy Card about this. My fault.

    Of course, Card blamed the NYT!

    Un … f***ing … believable. The NYT asked a few questions that led to the site being removed from the Intraweb tubes, and it’s somehow the NYT’s fault for the information being put up in the first place.

    I just … I mean … what the … for the love of …

    DOES ANYONE WITH AN “R” AFTER THEIR NAME TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANYTHING ANY MORE?!?!?!?!?!?

    If these asshats keep control of Congress, I’m outta here. Seriously … I’m moving to New Zealand or Amsterdam. Forever.

  • But the wingnuts are claiming this shows Saddam had WMD and the NYTimes has admitted it. They will spin anything.

    Under the same token, this now proves Iran has access to the technical know-how to build nuclear weapons, so we should begin bombing now.

  • Can we assume that it’s been archived somewhere and someone with a little intelligence can probably retrieve those documents with little effort.

    Send the dogs out, that damn media just will not stop hating America and letting our enemies know how to destroy us.

    Let’s face it, this is an easy spin, Iraq did have plans to make a nuclear bomb in 1991, so they had to be making one by the time we invaded. Taste the Kool Aid, it will make more sense.

  • What RacerX said. Talk about softballs. This one makes a Nerf ball look rock solid.

    Gotta love the fact that it was the NYT who begged the government to please, please take it down. Lessee. If the NYT is guilty of treason for releasing a slide that tells us things we already know, what are they know. Think I’ll hold my nose and pop over to the National Review to see if they have anything to say…

    Sorry, I couldn’t find anything before I ran out of air. gag.

  • Unholy Moses: DOES ANYONE WITH AN “R” AFTER THEIR NAME TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANYTHING ANY MORE?!?!?!?!?!?

    y’all already know the answer to that: nope, especially not since 12/2K.

  • It seems that until Mr. Bush says “I did not have sex with that nuclear-bomb-building web page,” the MSM will not cover what is in essence a story that betrays all Mr. Bush and the Republican party have been spewing upon us for some time now: That only “they” can protect the American people, and/or that a vote for the Democrats is a vote for surrender.

    “They” my dear sirs at the editors’ desks of our MSM have offered potential terrorists plans to build a bomb, published them at the behest of political gain, and only shut the site down when it was discovered by experts who were sincerely worried that something crazy was going on. Well, something crazy is going on, and our dearly beloved MSM keeps giving this Administration and its allies a kitchen pass when it comes to speaking truth to power.

    After reading the above story, I drove to work. Where, upon, I was treated to the CBS hourly news on the radio. Top story – unempolyment rate. Yes, something crazy is going on! -Kevo

  • “Okay … apparently, Matt Lauer asked Andy Card about this. My fault.

    Of course, Card blamed the NYT!” – unholy

    Told ja! (see #1)

  • “So … got the winning Powerball numbers for tomorrow? I’m gonna need money to move to Amsterdam.” – Unholy Moses

    Holland is overrun with radical Islamic jihadists! Doesn’t your significant other read LGF and keep you informed?

    If I had the numbers, I’d play myself but I’d be happy to stake you a new home. I’d suggest Ireland, fewer Muslims and they speak English more of the time.

  • Lance–
    ROFL!

    Actually, my significant other is so liberal she makes me look like Rush Limbaugh.

    And while I wouldn’t mind Ireland (mmmm … Guiness), let’s just say that they don’t have some of the … um … “perks” Amsterdam does. Maybe Vancouver … ?

    😉

  • From Ireland Amsterdam is just a hop. “Perks” tend to jade if you get them too much. Better to save them for the holidays 😉

  • If these asshats keep control of Congress, I’m outta here. Seriously … I’m moving to New Zealand or Amsterdam. Forever. —– Unholy Moses —

    If you go you have to keep posting on Carpetbagger. I like reading what you have to say. I watched part of the special on black box voting last night on HBO. If that stuff is true, we will all be moving to Vancouver. It is pretty scarey. My only hope is that the Republi-thugs are so incompetent it is hard to imagine them being able to actually pull such a coup off and keep power.

  • Unholy Moses: And while I wouldn’t mind Ireland (mmmm … Guiness), let’s just say that they don’t have some of the … um … “perks” Amsterdam does. Maybe Vancouver … ?

    come to England—the ‘perks’ are so plentiful there’s actually a Cannabis Festival held every june in London (and England’s only a hop away from A-dam although i dig Maastricht much better) . 🙂

  • Okay … you all are making me wonder why I’m still living in KC. Granted, the family’s Chiefs season tickets are nice and all, but … 🙂

    GRACIOUS–
    Thank you for the kind words. I’ll be here until either CB bans me for lowering the level of discourse on his site (I have a unique gift for that), or my work blocks it, which is just may happen since they seem to block every site that I th

  • Now everybody needs to call their unindicted co-conspirators senators and representatives of the republican persuasion. Perhaps they might something to say that might clarify this situation.

    Or at least, it might amuse us for a moment.

  • Unholy Moses: I’ll be here until either CB bans me for lowering the level of discourse on his site (I have a unique gift for that)

    lol, get thee behind me then or whatever. 🙂

    or my work blocks it, which is just may happen since they seem to block every site that I th

    i just spit my drink all over. thank you!

  • VOTE REPUBLICANS – DEMOCRATS LOVE PROTECT NURTURE TERRORISTS ISLAMIC TERRORISM: by KALKI GAUR
    Kalki Gaur, Editor World Press Club, Washington DC, 1:00 PM, Friday, November 3, 2006.
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    GOOD GUYS Vs BAD GUYS: United States is a Two-Headed Giant, where First Head is of the Good Guy Republican America that wants to create American Empire. The Second Head is of Bad Guys Democrats that wants to make White House the Servant Quarters of the Church and Papacy. Good Guys want to Rule the Oil World, wage war on Terrorism and befriend India and Democracies. Bad Guys want Pope to Rule America and nurture Islamic Terrorism and Communist intolerance and overthrow democracies. Choice is yours. Vote your conscience on 7th November 2006. Vote for Virtue and Dump Evil.
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    APOCALYPTIC AGENDA OF JIMMY CARTER IS EVIL CORE OF AXIS OF MEDIEVAL: To Republican Neocons, Democrat Jimmy Carter was a Traitor to USA, as he refused to invade Iran to free Americans. As a Democratic President Jimmy Carter made United States a laughing stock of the world and he betrayed United States by refusing to attack Iran to liberate American embassy prisoners and now he is conspiring to sabotage Republican President George Bush’s determined effort to tame Iran. Jimmy Carter is the patron-Saint Father of Ayatollahism, Islamic theocracy and Islamic Terrorism. Jimmy Carter symbolizes Evil Medievalism, which is morally wrong. George Bush & Condi Rice symbolizes Machiavellian Colonialism, which is morally right.
    PRESIDENT JIMMY CARTER FATHER OF ISLAMIC TERRORISM: Jimmy Carter Created Terrorism. George Bush wages War on Terrorism. President Jimmy created Islamic terrorism and Iranian Shiite Theocracy. President Jimmy carter organized the overthrow of enlightened Shah of Iran and engineered the enthronement of Ayatollah Khomenini. Jimmy Carter sabotaged democratically elected government of Prime Minister Shahpour Bakhtiar and ruled out the transfer of power to Military generals in Iran. The pro-Islamic fundamentalism and anti-Islamic modernization policies put into place by President Jimmy Carter, while he was in office, at behest of Christian Religious Right Conservative Conspiracy laid the Islamic terrorist forces in motion that resulted in Islamic terrorist attacks of 9/11/2001. President Carter has been the patron saint of Osama Ben Laden and al Qaeda. President carter could be held responsible for 9/11 terrorist attacks. Novice President Clinton appointed the officials of the Carter Secretary of State to first Clinton administration, who conspired to legitimize Islamic terrorism, al Qaeda and Osama Ben Laden. President Carter should be worshipped at Mecca as American Father of Islamic Terrorism, Islamic Theocracy, Al Qaeda and Osama Ben Laden and his likes. The religious right conspiracy that Jimmy Carter presides over could cause more harm to the secular United States than that of his protégé Islamic terrorism. Ideas of Jimmy Carter present greater threat to secular USA than Islamic terrorism.
    kalki gaur

  • This reminds me very much of a rock concert I went to years ago. I was standing near the sound guy who was being badgered by an obvious drunk who kept saying, “Turn up the bass! Turn up that bass!!”

    So finally the sound guy gives in and turns the bass feed way up. Turns out the bassist was so stoned he was barely able to fake it and his playing was naturally awful.

    The drunk disappeared into the crowd almost instantly and never reappeared. We should be so lucky that the same will happen to the neocon retards who set up this little debacle.

  • waste of bandwidth and waste of my damn precious time scrolling down. asshole couldn’t even link to whatever shite he was trying to say (not that i would’ve gone there, but still).

  • Methinks post #37 will be deleted.

    I’d post a response showing how Reagan pretty much set up the situation we’re in right now, how Bush 41 helped keep Saddam in power, and how Bush 43 was too busy clearing brush than worrying about terrorism, but why bother?

  • Damn, I thought we were probably past all the major damaging revelations, but they just keep coming. Will there be more, or is this going to be it? — jimBOB, @10

    Why do you think the Repubs are urging everyone to vote early and/or absentee? They don’t dare risk having any more votes pared off in the event that more stink bombs explode in their faces.

    And, Unholy @41. Not worth replying to the loony-toon’s rant. Not just because he wouldn’t be convinced by a rational argument, but because — I’d bet — he’s not a reader here. Just a cuckoo, who had dropped his egg and flew.

  • Don’t delete #37. It is a rare and precious glimpse into pure unbridled madness. Wow. Total “stream of consciousness” without making a lick of sense. I’m almost speechless; ALMOST.

    Here are some highlights for those of you who felt your own grasp on reality slipping after only a few lines and had to bail:

    KALKI GUAR: “APOCALYPTIC AGENDA OF JIMMY CARTER IS EVIL CORE OF AXIS OF MEDIEVAL”

    Gives new meaning to the term “doublespeak”:

    KALKI GUAR: “Jimmy Carter created empowered Ayatollah Khomeini.”

    KALKI GUAR: “DEMOCRATS LOVE TERRORISTS TERRORISM.”

    KALKI GUAR: “Bill Clinton created nurtured financed Osama Ben Laden”

    Triplespeak?

    KALKI GUAR: “Republicans represent the interests of King and Business.”

    Almost managed to make some sense here.

    KALKI GUAR: “Democrats want to make White House the Servant of the Church and Pope.”

    Okay, now my monitor is emitting showers of sparks.

    JTK replaces his monitor and picks his jaw up off the floor

    KALKI GUAR: “United States is a Two-Headed Giant, where First Head is of the Good Guy Republican America that wants to create American Empire. The Second Head is of Bad Guys Democrats that wants to make White House the Servant Quarters of the Church and Papacy.”

    Total word count: 1608
    Number of definite articles used: 78
    Number of indefinite articles used: 8

    KALKI, you’re almost down to 0% in your use of indefinite articles (e.g. ‘an‘ and ‘a‘) but you’re really wasting valuable space that could be fully dedicated to psychotic rambling (instead of all those useles ‘thes’).

    Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to replace my monitor AGAIN, thank you very much!!!

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