Barnes lectures Bush on purge scandal

It’s Saturday, and you know what that means — it’s time to marvel at the latest column from Fred Barnes, the executive editor of The Weekly Standard. Of all of the Bush shills in the conservative media, no one enjoys being an unpaid public relations rep for the White House more than Barnes. It’s enough to make Sean Hannity blush.

This week, Barnes defends the Bush gang against the prosecutor purge scandal.

When President Bush, at the tail end of his Latin American trip last week, got around to commenting on the controversy over eight fired U.S. attorneys, he was calm, reasonable, and even a bit apologetic. Little good it did him. Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid said the Bush administration was guilty of “immoral” and “illegal” behavior. The next day, Senator Chuck Schumer of New York responded with some of his usual hyperbole. “This is the worst crisis of confidence at the Department of Justice that I have seen in my time in the Senate. It is a crisis of confidence, a crisis of credibility, and a crisis of management.”

Schumer may be a partisan hack, but as the Democratic point-man on the firings, he is carrying the day. He guided Democrats as they transformed the perfectly legal and quite normal removal of federal prosecutors into a raging scandal. They’ve done this for raw political reasons: to mortify and cripple the president. And Bush, with his timidity in the face of Democratic accusations, has let them. He hasn’t fought back. He’s become an enabler.

Let’s pause for a moment to fully appreciate the notion of Fred Barnes referring to anyone as a “partisan hack.”

It’s hard not to read Barnes’ columns without smiling. I go in expecting a certain level of Bush-flattery and sycophancy, but he always manages to exceed my imagination. The purge was “quite normal,” he says, despite it never having happened before. Bush was “apologetic” in a press conference in which he showed no remorse and trotted out a demonstrably false defense.

Indeed, as far as Barnes is concerned, the reason that the purge has become a major scandal has nothing to do with the facts and everything to do with the president being too darned “nice.”

Bush needs to fight back, rhetorically and otherwise, without hesitation and without fear that his critics will end up even more opposed to his policies. The way Washington works in 2007, with Democrats in control of Congress, makes this necessary. Being nice and conciliatory, as Bush has been, is counterproductive. It’s never reciprocated. Rather, it encourages his Democratic foes to be even more belligerent and discourages his Republican allies.

From the earliest days of the Bush presidency, his advisers have debated whether he should be nice or tough. On one side are what an aide calls “the communicators.” They want the president to speak kindly to Congress, the aide says, and try to mollify not only Democrats but also “the New York Times and [ABC anchor] George Stephanopoulos.” The tough guys believe Bush should be as hard-hitting on Congress as he is when discussing the war on terror. As best I can tell, counselor Dan Bartlett favors the gentler approach, Rove and Vice President Cheney the harder line. The communicators are winning. […]

What should Bush have said when Democrats first took after the firings? Something like this: “It’s an outrage that Democrats would attack, solely for political gain, a president’s constitutional authority to name U.S. attorneys and remove them from office. President Clinton removed all 93 federal prosecutors in 1993, as was his right. I have removed 8, none of them for political reasons. That Democrats are now willing to play political games with our criminal justice system is a shame, and I will vigorously oppose their efforts.”

Let me get this straight. There are White House aides, who have the president’s ear, who want to mollify Democrats, the New York Times, and George Stephanopoulos? Since when? Who are these bleeding hearts and when was the last time they got their way?

And Barnes couldn’t seriously be dumb enough to believe a bogus “Clinton did it” argument, which has been debunked enough times that even right-wing bloggers have given up on it, is the key to getting out of this mess, could he?

I used to wonder if the White House communications office wrote Barnes’ columns for him. Now I’m practically convinced his words are his own — even the Bush’s flacks wouldn’t write such tripe.

What else do you expect from Fred Barnes? His very name is synonomous with Republican synchophancy.

  • Let’s see, Fred Barnes adivsed that Bush should have said: “I have removed 8, none of them for political reasons.”

    I must say, I fully agree with Barnes on this one. And then when it was shown, as it has been shown, that at least a number of the Federal Attorneys were removed for “political reasons” we would have had Bush in an outright lie. Way to go Fred! I wonder if Fred has ever considered the possibility that some White House aides might like to avoid making it too easy for the president to be caught in a bald-faced lie.

  • Barnes: “When President Bush, at the tail end of his Latin American trip last week, got around to commenting on the controversy over eight fired U.S. attorneys, he was calm, reasonable, and even a bit apologetic.”

    This is such deceitful, creepy garbage and they pull it constantly. So long as they tell you that they are going to rape, plunder and pillage you in a soft and reasonable sounding voice and so long as they express regret afterwards that any harm or discomfort may have been experienced, then the consequences of their actions should just be accepted as an unfortunate misunderstanding and then completely forgotten. And those misunderstandings must be forgotten and forgiven to the point where there should be a willingness to have it happen a few, (lots?), more times without any complaining. Really, ongoing misunderstandings just can’t be construed as being anyones fault but the recipient of that soft and reasonable sounding abuse. Anything else would just be unpatriotic.

  • Question for Barnes: When did Bush transform from a decisive and resolute leader to a timid enabler? I must have missed something.

    To the right, Bush has somehow gone from one to the other. To the rest of us, he’s the same incompetent and dishonest little man he’s always been.

  • Barnes would have Bush continue to follow the idiocy of Rove and Cheney rather than the counsel of others who are involved in damage control? Fred, not Bush, is the enabler because he keeps advising the Bushies to listen to the bad counsel of their worst staff. Rove and Cheney have caused nearly all the major problems for this administration with their devious plans and paranoid conspiracies. Fred may be the head cheerleader for this White House, but he’s a really foolish observer of their practices.

  • By firing the prosecutors, Bush or the executive branch was trying to encourage them to break the law to use their powers for politics. It’s like the crime called solicitation. Said and done, that’s the scandal.

  • Hell, no! Don’t let Al G. go! Half of the fun will be gone if we can’t watch AG Gonzales try to squirm his way out of this one on national television.

  • Ever since the days of yore, when John McLaughlin used to make mincemeat of Freddie “Buster” Barnes, I’ve thought of Barnes as that snotty kissup in third grade who was so transparent in sucking up to the teacher that even the teacher found it embarrasingly laughable. The only thing Barnes knows how to do is plant big wet ones on Bush’s asshole, and all he gets for his efforts is a contemptuous smirk from Chimpy. What a way to spend your professional life, worshipping a dolt.

  • Being nice and conciliatory, as Bush has been,

    Bwaah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Man, am I glad I’d finished my coffee, or it would be all over the screen now. Fred’s making it easy for the writers over at the Colbert Report – they could ‘rip ‘n’ read’ this.

    I’m trying to imagine what he could be thinking of – admitting that ‘mistakes were made’? Sorry, that’s not enough conciliation for depriving me of my US Attorney (John McKay) or suggesting he be replaced by a man without a valid license to practice law in my state.

    I guess it was nice of him to go to Latin America for a while, and I did get a few chuckles out of his accent in Spanish, and the way he kept talking about food. But I don’t think he gets credit for the amusement I got watching him load lettuce, and imagining local immigration officers arresting him for working without papers. I’m pretty sure that wasn’t his intention.

    Of course, maybe if I were Barnes, I’d be able to see how nice he’s been. It’s probably just that I’m still smarting about being called a terrorist sympathizer, just because I knew Iraq was a colossal mistake.

    Fred Barnes, he’s like Stephen Colbert, only he’s not in on the joke.

  • Okay it’s a head to head race between Barnes and Noonan as to who can verbally fellatiate the dumbest president. Noonan’s suckage to Reagon put her slightly ahead, but Barnes knee-pad writing makes him a strong contender. Oops, we have to declare Noonan the winner. In her other book she even blew the Pope.

  • What did you expect Barne Owl to say? This is the guy who wrote a hagiography about George Bush and then tried to sell the people on the premise that his subject is really a radical and a visionary.

    How come more people aren’t scared and angry over what this administration has done over the last 6+ years and is still doing?

    They block the formation of commissions investigating the adminstration’s biggest fuckups, remove federal prosecutors for launching probes into Republicans and for not moving fast enough with penny-ante Democratic voter scandals, out secret agents out of petty reprisal while keeping Dick Cheney’s own staff a secret.

    Why do we continue to stand for this? Why are we marching on the fucking Pentagon carry laptops and pickets signs instead of torches and pitchforks?

  • It sounds to me like Bush was threatening those prosecutors with firing if they didn’t misuse their prosecutorial powers. There’s a lot of circumstantial evidence of it.

    Congress should consider impeachment.

  • How sad that Fred Barnes has such a prominent place in the MSM, and I wonder how he and David Brooks keep their places. I watched the News Hour on PBS last night, it was incredible to see Brooks squirm and smile and try to diminish both the Plane and the prosecutor scandals. He kept saying how it was so silly and amounted to nothing punctuated by saying he didn’t know enough to comment. I kept hoping for a Howard Dean style scream. He too was acting like he is on the Bush payroll, but damned uncomfortable about it.

  • The larger problem is that Barnes isn’t keeping up with the shifting spin of the White House.

    I have removed 8, none of them for political reasons.

    The official Bushco line is now, “Oops, we’re really sorry we said the firings were for performance-related reasons. What Alberto meant to say is of course they were political firings, which is perfectly okay, and he has fired the idiots who said otherwise.”

    Now Fred looks like a jackass with his facts wrong.

  • Slamming Fred Barnes is no longer enough. It’s time to start chipping away at the “meekly pandered” itself for even daring to publish such a blatantly-deceitful oratorical atrocity. I am, however, still waiting for Barnes-yard to provide his ever-eloquent commentary of the Great Purge of 2001…or perhaps the Massacre of 1981.

    But knowing Freddie the Freeloader as I do, I won’t be holding my breath. Life is a precious thing—when you’re not a Republican….

  • Bush needs to fight back, rhetorically and otherwise, without hesitation and without fear….

    Otherwise? Like firing Congress? That whole paragraph is ridiculous.
    “harumph, I say, the way Washington work is thusly spewed from my vast ego.”

  • What a great post, Steve. Thank-you. Yes, Barnes is an easy and immensely tiresome target, but until his appearance in any media forum provokes ripples of cross-continental laughter among us “ordinary” Americans, thus producing a rogue wave of ridicule among the SCLM, his idiocies require close attention.

    How is it possible that the rest of their journalistic brethren manage to overlook that bizarre boy-will-be-beltway boyz Barnes does with Morton Kondracke over at Fox, and has “Mort” simply banished mirrors from his multiple (undoubtedly) abodes?

    Terrific comments, too. Haven’t we caught Bush in endless outright lies already? I’d like to see us start talking about the “Bush scandals.” Is it not amazing that you don’t hear that from the SCLM all the time? And yet, we still hear about the Clinton scandals, as if there really had been more than the one involving Monica?

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