Bring us Vice President Clarence Thomas

I’ve refrained from mocking Bill Kristol’s last couple of New York Times columns, but today’s piece, on John McCain’s difficult road to the White House, included one notable gem.

In specific, Kristol notes that McCain could use a great running mate.

Perhaps the most obvious way McCain could upend the normal dynamics of this year’s election would be a bold vice presidential choice. He could pick a hawkish and principled Democrat like Joe Lieberman.

He could reach beyond the usual bevy of elected officials by tapping either David Petraeus or Raymond Odierno — the two generals who together, in an amazing demonstration of leadership and competence, turned the war in Iraq around last year. He could persuade the most impressive conservative in American public life, Clarence Thomas, to join the ticket.

Clarence Thomas? As Vice President? I suppose it’s possible that Kristol is thinking about the racial dynamic — if Obama is on the Democratic ticket, Republicans might want “balance” for their ticket — but if Clarence Thomas is “the most impressive conservative in American public life,” the right is in much deeper trouble than I’d realized.

And the notion that Lieberman might make a good choice — a point Kristol has made in print before — continues to confound. Even Kristol ally Fred Barnes isn’t going for it: “[H]e’s no Zell Miller. Lieberman is a liberal on domestic issues, including abortion. McCain already has trouble with conservatives and picking a Democrat would make things worse. Lieberman would probably subtract more votes from the McCain ticket than he’d add.”

Lieberman won’t do it, Petraeus isn’t interested, Odierno hasn’t expressed any desire to enter electoral politics, and Clarence Thomas is Clarence Thomas. Chances are, Kristol won’t be in a position to help McCain with his short-list.

But if these four are out, who’s in?

The NYT had an item on VP speculation last week, which no longer seems premature, given that McCain has clinched the nomination and the campaign’s VP process has probably already begun in earnest.

The choice of a running mate is always important, but it may be particularly so in Mr. McCain’s case, given that, at 71, he is seeking to become the oldest candidate ever elected to a first term as president.

Several governors have been mentioned as potential running mates; their executive experience and ability to cast themselves as Washington outsiders are perceived as strengths. They include Tim Pawlenty of Minnesota, an early supporter; Charlie Crist of Florida, whose last-minute endorsement helped Mr. McCain win that crucial swing state’s primary; Jon Huntsman Jr. of Utah, an early supporter despite Mitt Romney’s popularity in his state; and Mark Sanford of South Carolina, whose conservative reputation could help Mr. McCain with the base but who did not endorse him.

Former governors have been mentioned as well, including Tom Ridge of Pennsylvania, whose support of abortion rights could cause Mr. McCain trouble with conservatives who are already wary of him. Two of his primary opponents — Mr. Romney and Mike Huckabee — also fall into the ex-governor category.

Mr. Huckabee, a former governor of Arkansas, has a reputation as a good campaigner but is distrusted by some economic conservatives for raising taxes. Mr. Romney, a former Massachusetts governor with a business background, often sparred brutally with Mr. McCain, but endorsed him swiftly and would bring a financial background to the ticket.

Rob Portman, a former Ohio congressman and director of the Office of Management and Budget, is also mentioned as someone who could bring a financial background to the ticket.

We won’t know for months, so don’t hold me to this, but my money’s on Portman. He’s the ultimate “balancer” for McCain — McCain likes national security, Portman likes economics. McCain’s from the Southwest, Portman’s from the Midwest. McCain’s old, Portman’s young. Plus, Portman is from Ohio, which, rumor has it, is kind of important when it comes to the electoral college.

I hope he picks the brightest Republican star he can find to go down in defeat with him

  • Mr. Romney, a former Massachusetts governor with a business background, often sparred brutally with Mr. McCain, but endorsed him swiftly and would bring a financial background to the ticket.

    Your government, bought and paid for by….

  • Don’t be surprised if it winds up to be Hillary. She’s doing her best to get him elected if she’s not the nominee.

  • The Bush folks own and operate McCain — even Rove is “consulting” on his campaign now. They want the Mittster, so VP Romney it will be. Then, when St. McCain has “health problems” a year into his first term, guess who will be President? The guy Bush and Co. wanted all along.

  • Are you kidding? Clarence Thomas would be perfect. I for one fully support Kristol on this. Of course, he’d have to resign from the Court to run…

  • Bill kristol thinks Thomas is “the most impressive conservative in American public life”? Based on what? The guy hardly writes or says anything.

    And the translation of Kristol’s last line is “Audacity, more audacity, always audacity”. I guess the Iraq war’s biggest cheerleader has little else to run on. Maybe “stupidity, more stupidity, always stupidity” was already taken.

  • The crux of Kristol’s column seems to be that he thinks McCain needs some star power to boost his chances of getting in. Portman would be a good choice if logic was going to have anything to do with things, but why should even the slightest bit of competence be an issue for Bush’s third term?

    With the celebrity and charisma on the Democratic side and the cantankerous and crotchety McCain on the other, the Republicans are going to be looking for someone with right wing sex appeal, which translates into the celebrity form of wingnuttiness. My hope is that McCain will pick perennial GOP fill-in candidate Alan Keyes. If he’s going to go down, why not wish for the biggest flames?

  • He should go for a Goldwater Girl. Experience counts, and this one has already demonstrated a real talent for publicly fellating him shamelessly (she must have learned from her husband’s girlfriend).

  • (continued from James Dillon @8)

    …and Dems just have to stall on filling the SCOTUS vacancy until Obama (…well, okay—“or Clinton”—maybe—when pigs that have sworn allegiance to ObL sprout wings and fly face-first into tall buildings, military installations, Pennsylvania cornfields, and JHoe Lieberman’s office window, that is) takes the oath of office, names a new AJ nominee, and it goes to a Dem Senate.

  • For the Supremes to lose a mental midget the likes of Thomas would be a great day for us all.

  • He could persuade the most impressive conservative in American public life, Clarence Thomas, to join the ticket.

    I think Clarence Thomas might be the most conservative conservative in American public life. Maybe that is what makes him so impressive to Kristol. If Billy were just going for the “minorities are fungible” racial balance position, why not go for the two-fer fantasy, Condeleeza Rice? And, I would not put it past Kristol to be following Darth Cheney’s example. At the end of his “search” for a running mate for McCain, he will come up with the only real choice: himself!

  • Kristol: “…George Bush looks likely to remain stuck in the 30s. Factor in the prospect of a recession (the bad housing and job market reports at the end of last week were politically chilling) and the fact that a large majority already thinks the country’s going in the wrong direction…”

    “Going in the wrong direction”! I love how Kristol can’t bring himself to utter that his favorite war is one of the primary reasons why Bush is swirling the toilet. He of course goes on to say that “[McCain] could explain forthrightly that we’ll have to stay in Iraq for quite a while”.

    Quite a while? Like 100 years?

  • I don’t agree with CB. Ohio’s gonna go for the Democrat this year (i.e. Obama) because of NAFTA.

    If McCain is smart, he’ll pick Crist, who is wildly popular in his state, to successfully pickoff Florida.

  • Elmer Fudd. Captures the gun lobby and adds mental weight to the ticket. Gives Cheney a partner to chew the fat with in his retirement.

  • If McCain is smart, he’ll pick Crist, who is wildly popular in his state, to successfully pickoff Florida.

    Exactly right, IMHO.

  • Seriously, all them political types are just ho-hum these days. McCain needs a youthful and vigorous celebrity to back him up.

    I have the best possible VP for McCain. A famous and (reportedly) right-leaning independent who’s interested in pursuing politics. A man whose biggest baggage is a child born out of wedlock to his model/actress ex-girlfriend: Tom Brady.

    Brady would help McCain rake in the typically “blue” New England states, California (Brady’s home), and snag Michigan in the General… talk about the ability to expand the Republican base.

    Admittedly, TB could cost him Indiana. Well, with McCain’s health, TB could cost him a lot more than that….

  • Kristol never ceases to remind us of how big a fool he is. If Clarence Thomas is the most impressive conservative in public life then Ronald Reagan will arise from his grave on Easter Sunday, and tell us it’s “morning in America” again. Whatever it is that Kristol says the opposite is more likely to be true. There isn’t anyone, except maybe for Bush, who is more consistently wrong about everything.

    And this guy has Ruppert Murdoch and ‘Pinch’ Sulzberger paying his way. Go figure. You’d think those two would want to associate themselves with someone who gets it right every once in a while. Guess I don’t know what’s really going on. Actually, I think I do.

  • Why would Thomas quit a job-for-life in order to run a losing bid for #2 in the executive department?

    They’d be better off trying Powell or Rice

  • With 5 US soldiers killed today in Baghdad I think it’s high time somebody called Billy Krystal on his repetitive “turned the war around last year” chanting. At least somebody could ask “if the war has turned around, where is it going?”

    Or do we have to give the surge four years and some months to succeed like we did the original occupation?

    Sen. Lindsey Graham, it’s been a year, where are you? Where are we?

  • While I like the Elmer Fudd idea, I still think it will be Roberta McCain as the only one who knows John McCain who can stand him.

    p.s. what is surprising to me about Kristol’s suggestion of Thomas is that he is a SITTING MEMBER OF THE SCOTUS. WTF. so much for even the slightest shred of an appearance that members of the judiciary adhere to some kind of apolitical standard based on their interpretation of the law (even if that is generally liberal or conservative). this is as bad as Scalia hunting with Cheney and spouting off his views on torture to the press. similar to Petraeus being mentioned — ideally the armed forces / police force etc., let alone the judiciary, in a democracy, are neutral. does no one even raise an eyebrow about this kind of thing anymore? are there no principled modern ‘conservatives’?

  • No, Norbert, it seems that all of the principled conservatives have either passed on or been driven out of their party by the raving, borrow-and-spend, Bible uber alles folks who still call themselves “conservative”.

    If you’re looking for ‘principled’ conservatives, try the DLC…they probably have a few extras hanging around with nothing to do.

  • 20.Chopin said: Elmer Fudd. Captures the gun lobby and adds mental weight to the ticket. Gives Cheney a partner to chew the fat with in his retirement.

    Good point on the mental weight, but I would argue that Fudd is a huge step down with the gun lobby. When has Elmer actually hit anything? The gun people aren’t going to be impressed until he shoots an old man.

  • Good thought Capt Kirk. After so many years of “turning the corner”‘ in Iraq, if we have turned the war around we must now be turning the corners going in the opposite direction. Hillary may be right that we need a woman as president because a woman would at least stop and ask for directions.

  • All speculation is moot. Did you really think that, after spending eight years amassing all the executive power to himself, Dick Cheney is really going to just give it up? He’ll force McCain to nominate him (Cheney) for VP. After all, Cheney has been running the country under Bush anyway. And the 22nd Amendment doesn’t limit vice presidents to two terms…

  • What would be brilliant is for Obama to pick Clarence Thomas as his running mate! Then, he immediately gets to fill a SCOTUS seat, and swing the court back to the left! Plus, the skinheads wouldn’t assassinate him because another African-American would take his place.

  • Kristol is right: Clarence Thomas is “the most impressive conservative in American public life.” Better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool, and so on.

  • Edo:
    Brady has already endorsed Obama.

    Edo:
    My money is on Mark Sanford, who is the Gov. of South Carolina. The fundies love the guy. When McCain loses this year, watch for Sanford on 2012 or 2016.

  • Well as I’m a Patriots fan and an Obama supporter, this is music to my ears. I looked and couldn’t find an endorsement from Brady anywhere… could you point me to it?

    As for a real VP candidate, I’m skeptical of all this talk about McCain having to appease the conservatives who say he needs an “impressive” conservative to back him up. He’s gong to base his decision to counter whoever wins the primary. With a Hillary victory I’m guessing he’d go more conservative, as he has a perceived advantage over her when it comes to independents. Obama presents a different challenge, as McCain would probably need to woo more independent voters.

    As for names, I haven’t gotten that far into my speculation, but hell… there’s always time for more of this talk, as the Dem nomination likely won’t be clinched for a few months.

  • Please God let it be Thomas. Us black folks know what he is so that won’t get us anywhere near that ticket and the white racist GOPers will have a fit. They already have a guy who they think likes the Mexicans too much. It would be fantastic. GOP turnout would be like 10%.

  • Thomas as VP candidate does raise all sorts of conflict of interest issues. Can a sitting judge, at any level, adjudicate and run for a non judicial office?
    If he ran and lost can he continue to sit as impartial judge.

    If they want to split the black vote, how about Colin Powell, the ultimate Oreo? The Repoconss love men in military outfits, he is black, sits on lots of big business boards so is thoroughly compromised in that direction, as well as to the military industrial establishment, likes killing arabs, believes in Empires, being used, lying, covering up illegal government activities, betraying the men of his military Command for political and financial gain, and is adept at the Repocon’s current favorite activity, weeping mea culpa (for pay) and then doing nothing to correct the damage he caused.

    The point is that there is no Republican Candidate on any level who has enough guts, to be independent of the Repocons and the religious Nazis’s of the christian right, and to stand up for principles that his country was founded for.

  • If Obama is his opponent, McCain (whatever his other advantages or disadvantages) will have one voting bloc completely sewn up — those who will not under any circumstance vote for a black person. Pragmatically speaking, why would McCain dilute that, especially in light of the fact that because of his advanced age, his veep pick will be under extra scrutiny? When Kristol floats ideas like this, or other delusionaries push for Condoleezza Rice as a possibility, all it shows me is how much in denial they are about the true nature of a major chunk of their party’s base.

  • On Feb 29th I suggested Clarence Thomas as VP on Bill Bennett’s show as a way to mobilize conservatives, open their wallets and maybe even give McCain coat tails in the all important House and Senate races in November. Imagine this Constitutional scholar in the White House affecting judicial appointments and keeping you-know-who in check. Fresh off his best-selling autobiography, Thomas is the perfect American story, and would make a much more appropriate first African-American president than Obama. Oops, getting ahead of myself here. Would he be wiiling to give up perhaps the best job on the planet and subject himself to the daily grief of the executive branch as well as the relentless whims of the main stream media? Probably not. But I betcha even Ann Coulter enthusiastically supports a McCain-Thomas ticket. Glad to know Kristol is listening.

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