Brownie, you’re wearing a heck of an outfit

On Aug. 29, as Hurricane Katrina was striking the Gulf Coast, then-FEMA Director Mike Brown had a lot on his mind. Unfortunately, very little of his thoughts were on emergency management.

E-mails sent as Hurricane Katrina raged reveal that FEMA’s then-director, Michael Brown, discussed his clothing and his need for a dog sitter but left unanswered urgent messages. […]

* Aug. 29, 7:19 a.m., Cindy Taylor, FEMA deputy director of public affairs to Brown, about his shirt as he appeared on NBC’s Today: “My eyes must certainly be deceiving me. You look fabulous — and I’m not talking the makeup.”

Brown, 7:52 a.m.: “I got it at Nordsstroms … Are you proud of me? Can I quit now? Can I go home?”

* Aug. 30, 10:52 p.m. Brown to assistant Tillie James: “Do you know of anyone who dog-sits?”

* Sept. 2, 8:37 a.m. Brown to acquaintance Betty Guhman, on his pre-Katrina plans to leave FEMA: “Last hurrah was supposed to have been Labor Day. I’m trapped now, please rescue me.”

Keep a few things in mind. One, while “Brownie” responded to emails about his appearance, an email he received offering critical medical equipment got no response for four days. Two, this clown is not only still on the FEMA payroll; he recently got a contract extension.

And three, there may be other similarly damaging emails out there, but the White House has been slow to cooperate with congressional requests.

A House committee investigating the response to Katrina released about 1,000 e-mails as members complained that the Bush administration had failed to provide copies of communications among high-level officials, including White House chief of staff Andy Card and Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff.

Deputy White House press secretary Trent Duffy said, “The White House staff is working on that information collection.”

Sure, Trent, we know how much this administration loves to cooperate with these kinds of requests.

So this is the man who did a “heckuva” job.

While they’re on this streak, Dems should juxtapose Bush’s folksy endorsement with everyone of these ridiculous emails.

“I got it at Nordsstroms … Are you proud of me?” Good god, man. this would be funny if it weren’t for the, you know, 1,200 people who died.

  • Here are a few more:

    “If you’ll look at my lovely FEMA attire, you’ll really vomit. I am a fashion god.”

    From Brown’s aide Sharon Worthy: “In this crisis and on T-V you just need to look more hardworking … ROLL UP THE SLEEVES!”

  • Are you sure these are actual email excerpts from Brownie, and not snippets of dialogue from “Priscilla, Queen of the Desert”?

  • Why isn’t Landrieu screaming to the heavens — and before every microphone she can find — that this incompetent and pretentious jerk is still on the FEMA payroll? It’s as if he never resigned or, worse, that the crony-loving Bush pulled a fast one on the media and the public by allowing him to stay on the payroll once the CCCP’s attention was directed elsewhere. Just how in the hell can this go on and on and on?????

    Again, Brown’s incompetence is rewarded by Bush, even when it was so horribly and publicly shown to be deadly and inexcusable — unless you are a Bush crony. Again, IOKIYAR….

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