Bush has a ‘secret plan’?

Silly reality-based community; we’ve been watching the [tag]Bush[/tag] White House for the last three-and-a-half years thinking that the president doesn’t have a plan for the [tag]war[/tag] in [tag]Iraq[/tag] beyond “stay the course.” Sure, it looks like an endless stream of disastrous decisions, followed by intransigence in the face of tragedy, but we’re not in on the behind-the-scenes details.

As TNR’s Isaac Chotiner noted, embattled Sen. Conrad Burns (R-Mont.) apparently believes the administration has a [tag]secret plan[/tag] that the rest of us haven’t heard about.

Sen. [tag]Conrad Burns[/tag] said at a debate Tuesday night that President Bush does have a plan for winning the war in Iraq, but he isn’t about to share it with the world.

“He says our president don’t have a plan. I think he’s got one. He’s not going to tell everyone in the world.”

Many in the crowd, which was dominated by Tester supporters, openly laughed at Burns’ claim that Bush has a plan. […]

Tester said he is not for “telling our opponents what we’re going to do. The fact is, we don’t know what we’re going to do.”

Replied Burns: “We’re not going to tell you what our plan is, Jon, because you’re just going to go out and blow it.”

There’s a good reason the audience “openly laughed” at Burns’ claim. After all, if the administration really did have a plan, beyond the current “stay the course” tack, doesn’t Burns believe we would have seen it by now?

Oddly enough, the last president with a “secret plan” for a war was Nixon during Vietnam. Hmm, Nixon = Bush, Vietnam = Iraq, no exit strategy = no exit strategy….

Is he not sharing because the “secret plan” is having permanent US bases in Iraq and funneling money to Halliburton, etc?

  • Bush channeling Dude Lebowski:

    “Look, I’ve got certain information, certain things have come to light, and uh, has it ever occurred to you, man, that given the nature of all this new shit, that, uh, instead of running around blaming me, that this whole thing might just be, not, you know, not just such a simple, but uh–you know? I’ll tell you what I’m blathering about! I got information–new shit has come to light…”

  • The fact that one would suggest that a president would have a “Secret plan” in terms of something as important as a War flys in the face of Democrasy and all it stands for…When a Democratic nation such as America is involved in something as profond and important as war there should be at all levels of the war transparency and understanding about the reason for the war as well as the goals and the outcome of the war…To even suggest that a President could or should prosecute a war with a secert agenda or plan is tyrannical in it’s conception…

  • I think what some on the right don’t get is that we’re not asking for operational details that could endanger troops.

    A. We’re asking for anything that comes anywhere close to resembling a plan.

    B. We’re asking for a sign that the generals really are running the war, and not Rummy and Dummy and Dick.

    C. We’re asking for assurances that our troops won’t be there for decades to come, and that our country won’t go bankrupt.

    Of course, they can’t because (A) they don’t, (B) they are, and (C) they and it will.

  • Does he have a secret plan to get the US off oil, solve world hunger, and walk on water ? All these secret plans, you know, we can tell you there is a secret plan, but can’t give you the secret plan details.

    Sounds like Dr Evil, oh wait….

    Does every single republican have to insist on acting like a parody ?

  • Did you say Conrad Burns or Montgomery Burns? When I read the quote, I could somehow hear the voice of the latter. And I’m not sure which is more cartoonish.

  • Secret plans for Hitler and Stalin were normal operating procedures.
    The more we slide towards authoritarianism the greater number of secrets the state holds of it’s intentions towards us and the fewer secrets the citizens can have in response. .

  • “”He says our president don’t have a plan.”

    Call me an elitist, but this is all I need to know about Conrad Burns.

  • To even suggest that a President could or should prosecute a war with a secert agenda or plan is tyrannical in it’s conception…
    —Comment by Peter H

    Yep. That’s our boy george. For a history major, he is not much of a student of History. I think we decided back in the seventies that Nixon misused his presidental power. Of course Nixon’s misuses were legion, but I do remember that he had a secret war in Cambodia plan to end our Vietnam problem. It didn’t work out too well, and some innocent kids got killed at Kent State among other fallout. Congress finally had to step in and stop Nixon, but I don’t give this bunch very much credit for oversight. Bush is a tyrant without doubt, but I don’t see any Sam Ervin standing up for justice.

  • LOL @ # 7 & 12

    Yep, it’s sooo secret he can’t even tell the soldiers on the ground what it is because when they start to follow the secret plan they might tip off the bad guys.

    But I think Burns’ comments reveal more about the current level of idiocy in the GOP than ShrubCo’s military strategy [cough, cough]. Notice: Burns believes the president has a secret plan (cooked up in his secret lair under his secret identity I reckon). Does he have an basis for this belief? Of course not. There has been no evidence of a plan, or planning or even thinking, secret or otherwise for three years and any way, Bush wouldn’t tell him. It’s a secret.

    And yet somehow, his belief is supposed to be the same as proven fact. Yes! Allelujiah brother! Behold the power of faith! I have no fricking idea what I’m talking about, but if I believe strongly enough, it must be true!

    Now, if some one could get Burns to believe he can fly and take him to the Empire State Building, it would be one small step towards making the planet idiot-free.

  • Boy George II (Gracious, always include the Roman Numeral) has a secret plan and if he told America, the terrorists would spoil it.

    The terrorists are winning now! How is some secret plan going to win us the war?

    BG2 has a secret plan. It’s to keep doing what we are doing until January 2009, after which any change will lead to defeat and BG2 can blame his successor for it.

    Burns, he is an idiot.

  • Oh, and I forgot. Once the Democrats win in November, BG2 will say he had a secret plan but he couldn’t possibly share it with treasonous Democrats, so he’ll have to scrap the plan and we lose, so sorry!

  • Reminds me of the classic joke…

    What’s the difference between Iraq and Vietnam?

    Bush had a plan to get out of Vietnam.

  • Lance: I didn’t know the Roman Numeral was mandatory, but now I see that you are right. Boy Goerge I actually has some talent and had to work in the entertainment field to earn his fame. Unless of course you are talking about Poppy Bush, who spawned this current idiot president. I thought Poppy was a ditz at the time, but looking back, we need mostly fault him for his inferior parenting skills. He should have taken the little twirp out to the woodshed and thrashed him the first time he blew up a frog.

  • I hope Jon Tester wins this race. After this comment, Conrad Burns deserves to be back at his old job — knee-deep in cowshit auctioning off someone else’s cattle.

    God, we need adults running this country.

  • Ugh, Burns apparantly was told not to lose because of the Abramoff scandal so he has cooked up an insanity defense. Seriously, is this guy one of the best 100 people (out of 300MM) to serve in the Senate?

    Bush gots a plan. Its Tester that ain’t got no plan. OY!

    Racerx – Damn good joke.

  • “Boy Goerge I actually has some talent and had to work in the entertainment field to earn his fame. Unless of course you are talking about Poppy Bush, who spawned this current idiot president” – Gracious

    Works either way!

  • “So where’s the “incursion” going to happen, Syria or Iran?” – 2Manchu

    Well, Syria has Saddam’s WMDs, but Iran supports Hezbollah. So are we propping up Israel’s security or Cheney’s credibility?

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