Bush is at his best when his opponent doesn’t exist

In case you missed it over the weekend, the AP wrote the kind of article that’s entirely too rare: the kind that calls Bush on his bogus rhetorical games. In this instance, the AP’s Jennifer Loven, to her enormous credit, explained that when the president “starts a sentence with ‘some say’ or offers up what ‘some in Washington’ believe, as he is doing more often these days, a rhetorical retort almost assuredly follows.”

“Some look at the challenges in Iraq and conclude that the war is lost and not worth another dime or another day,” President Bush said recently. Another time he said, “Some say that if you’re Muslim you can’t be free.”

“There are some really decent people,” the president said earlier this year, “who believe that the federal government ought to be the decider of health care … for all people.”

Of course, hardly anyone in mainstream political debate has made such assertions.

Hallelujah, the AP noticed. Bush has long believed the best way for him to win a policy debate is to fight against an opponent that doesn’t exist.

Bush routinely is criticized for dressing up events with a too-rosy glow. But experts in political speech say the straw man device, in which the president makes himself appear entirely reasonable by contrast to supposed “critics,” is just as problematic.

Because the “some” often go unnamed, Bush can argue that his statements are true in an era of blogs and talk radio. Even so, “‘some’ suggests a number much larger than is actually out there,” said Kathleen Hall Jamieson, director of the Annenberg Public Policy Center at the University of Pennsylvania.

A specialist in presidential rhetoric, Wayne Fields of Washington University in St. Louis, views it as “a bizarre kind of double talk” that abuses the rules of legitimate discussion.

“It’s such a phenomenal hole in the national debate that you can have arguments with nonexistent people,” Fields said. “All politicians try to get away with this to a certain extent. What’s striking here is how much this administration rests on a foundation of this kind of stuff.”

Bush bravely takes on those who oppose education accountability, those who disapprove of protecting Americans, those who don’t believe in democracy, and those who believe terrorists are harmless. I feel safer already.

For that matter, as Swopa noted, “Democrats can even turn the Shrub’s ‘some say…’ stunts against him by noting that ‘arguments with nonexistent people’ are just what you’d expect from a president who so often seems to be living in fantasyland.”

The Rude Pundit (Google him) mentioned this a while back after one of Bush’s press conference’s. He wrote that instead of answering questions, he may as well of stood there and raped a rain forest monkey. So now, we have a new term to apply to all Bush explanations. Anytime he or any other politician refuses to bargain in good faith, it should be called “mokey f–king.”

Another good example would be Rep. David Dreier, R. CA. A frequent guest on Lou Dobbs.

  • “Some say that if you’re Muslim you can’t be free.” – G.W.Bush

    Yah, Arabs and Republicans.

    Find me an American liberal anywhere who thinks democracy is impossible to achieve by any human being in the world and I’ll think you have found a non-liberal.

    But you have to understand, Bush does hear this comment…

    … from his friends in the House of Saud, who are amoung the few who get into the Bubble to talk to him.

  • I was also surprised to see the AP piece. It’s hard for me to say whether it’s more painful to hear Dear Leader mangle grammar, pronunciation, or rhetoric.

    To hear Bush’s contorsions described as “a bizarre kind of double talk” is certainly a step in the right direction for our national media.

  • bogeyman: an imaginary monster used to frighten children. Sometimes parents will, as a way of controlling their children, encourage belief in a bogeyman that only preys on children who misbehave.

  • There must be a devil to have a god. If the devil does not exist you must create him. Fundies believe there are great conspiracies afoot to attack their choice to live like they are on Leave it to Beaver. Since I know no liberal, progressive, or Democrat who thinks people should not be allowed to live a “Christian” life Bush has to make it up. He may very well believe it but it is still not true. Paranoia is not really a strong leadership quality.

  • It’s like that Seinfeld joke about “they”, as in “well, you know what ‘they’ say….” Who the hell is “they”?

    Pundits refer to anyone who speaks against the president as being “Bush-bashers” or “Bush-haters”, and dismiss any legitimate criticism of what the administration does as being a personal attack on Bush.

    I’m going to try that tactic with my wife.

  • And tinfoil hats. You can never discount the effectiveness of tinfoil hats when having arguments with nonexistant people.

  • On a related note, did anyone hear the NPR story this morning in which the reporter worked his way through all the admin’s prewar claims about Iraq and then showed how wrong they were? Good for them for burning down the admin claims, but listening to it caused me to relive the nightmare.

  • Quoth the kali: “Simplistic arguments with weird imaginary voices is sometimes helped by medication.”

    Someone needs to take Mr. Bush’s “Snoopy Stamps” away from him—again….

  • what is really sad is that if Bush keeps putting his imaginary friends down like that, pretty soon even his imaginary friends wont play with him!

  • William Safire once said that, when he worked for Nixon, he would always tell him, “Take the easy way out, Mr. President.” Then Nixon could deliver a speech saying, “Some of my advisors have suggested I take the easy way out. But I’m not going to do that …”

    Apparently, Bush has dispensed with the fig leaf.

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