Bush sees movie, changes policy

I was surprised and delighted to see that Bush will designate a 1,400-mile island chain northwest of [tag]Hawaii[/tag] as a [tag]national monument[/tag] today. It will, apparently, be the largest protected [tag]marine reserve[/tag] in the world.

Oddly enough, up until fairly recently, the president held the opposite position. While Clinton had declared a coral reef ecosystem reserve in the area, [tag]Bush[/tag] considered a plan to remove some environmental protections. What caused the flip-flop? A [tag]PBS[/tag] film.

A turning point came in April, when Bush sat through a 65-minute private White House screening of a PBS [tag]documentary[/tag] that unveiled the beauty of — and perils facing — the archipelago’s aquamarine waters and its nesting seabirds, sea turtles and sleepy-eyed monk seals, all threatened by extinction.

The film seemed to catch Bush’s imagination, according to senior officials and others in attendance. The president popped up from his front-row seat after the screening; congratulated filmmaker Jean-Michel Cousteau, son of the late underwater explorer Jacques [tag]Cousteau[/tag]; and urged the [tag]White House[/tag] staff to get moving on protecting these waters.

“He was enthusiastic,” Cousteau said. “The show had a major impact on him, the way my father’s shows had on so many people. I think he really made a discovery — a connection between the quality of our lives and the oceans.”

So that’s what it takes to get through to Bush. He doesn’t respond to government reports or policy briefings; he reacts well to information he learns from TV.

This isn’t the first time. Let’s not forget that the seriousness of the Hurricane [tag]Katrina[/tag] crisis didn’t begin to “sink in” for Bush until Dan Bartlett put together an easy-to-understand video montage for him on a DVD, a few days after the levees broke.

Of course, if that’s all it takes, I suspect a certain former Vice President might be willing to screen a certain movie for Bush….

This explains a lot. Bush watches Fox News = Bush is delusional. Bush watches special on a coral reef = environmental protection for the reef. Wow this guy is amazing.

I wonder if Bush will understand the improtance of funding PBS now that he has seen some of the programming and what it can do for poeple? Maybe we should send him a box set of NOW and we can turn him into a raving moonbat.

Last question…is his predisposition to being influenced by movies the reason he will now watch Brokeback Mountain?

  • This must be so scary for the Republican’ts. First Reagan declares his support for gun control, than Boy George II becomes an environmentalist.

    I wonder if Cheney talked Boy George II into flying into war-torn Baghdad just because of this.

  • I would imagine this is just a prelude to Bush opening the Northwestern Hawaiian Islands National Monument to oil exploration.

  • It’s brain physiology. The cerebral cortex is the huge region of the brain devoted to conceptualization and thought. Bush destroyed his with liquor and cocaine (not to mention that he never any reason to exercise it given his family’s wealth and connections and lack of principle). The occipital lobe is a tiny (dime-sized) organ at the rear-base of the brain. It controls vision and is designed to enable even the most primitive of life forms to make the snap decision of fight-or-flight.

    Bush is perfectly adapted to the tv-addled American public. Put up background signs (“Mission Accomplished”) and doesn’t matter what you say. Lack of complicating things such as thought leaves one wide open to emotionalism, of course, but it fits the pattern.

    Why should we be dismayed that Bush changed his policy in response to viewing a 45-minute PBS film? The electorate does it all the time in response to 10-second photo-op and sound-bites.

  • I suspect a certain former Vice President might be willing to screen a certain movie for Bush….

    Is Michael Moore a former Vice President? You are referring to Fahrenheit 9/11 right? No…hmmmm

  • Hey! Whatever it takes. Good for him for once.
    Speaking of Fox News, I was nice enough to let a guest watch it at 4:30 am. By the time I left at 7 am, I was stupified. It was the President this, the President that the whole damn time. I almost had to stop and ask for directions on the way home. My IQ dropped about 30 points. I was starting to believe all kinds of wierd shit. Oh, great news from Iraq. There are still quite a few GIs and Iraqis who weren’t killed yesterday. Or something.

  • Bravo, Ed!

    Gore touches on this briefly in his movie, with the Frog Sequence, but he doesn’t explain it as well as you did.

    The reality is that humans have spent 300 million years doing immediate, physical, fight-or-flight stuff, and maybe 50-100 years in a technological world of creating and affecting phenomena which are global in scope and whose effect takes decades or generations to become evident. You’re naield it: Shrub is a self-admitted and indeed a proud member of the ape species– who thinks with his gut, not with his head.

    But we *all* are, to a much greater degree than most of us would like to admit. I spent enough time in sales and marketing to know that every human being can be easily manipulated by his or her emotions– indeed that’s what sells just about anything. Our neurology is simply not set up for this abstract stuff. If it isn’t visual, palpable, physical, immediate… then our emotions (our “gut”!) doesn’t know it exists. Regardless, we have to evolve past this limitation, or we simply will become extinct.

    Gore did an outstanding job making it physical, palpable, emotional, immediate, and visual– presenting it in a way that’ll get the ape brain to go “Holy shit! Emergency! Lion coming… run!”

  • This just in: Dick Cheney has ordered all video equipment at the White House to be confiscated and destroyed. He and the Office of the Vice President staff will retain some portable video players, but they and only they will approve what is shown on them.

    Can’t have this kind of thing happening again, after all.

  • Applying the principle that the Bushies always have an ulterior motive, this seems a lot like an attempt to try to steal some of Gore’s thunder. It’s better than smearing someone though.

  • I don’t know about that. I mean, An Inconvenient Truth contains a lot of graphs and charts. Bush might tune out.

    Although come to think of it, the swimming polar bear scene just might tug at the presidential heartstrings …

  • For nigh on six years I have tried to be fair and find ONE thing that Bush has done right during his presidency. I guess this will be it. Unfortunately, this won’t even make a dent in all the damage that Bush and his corporate buddies have done to the environment.

  • Well, this explains why Cheney makes sure all the White House TVs are always set to Fox News, even in the press room.

  • This is one of the few things Bush has done that I wholeheartedly support.

    Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

  • 6/16/06

    This Just In

    W sees a documentary by Jacques Cousteau’s son Jean-Michel and shazam! he goes from Destroyer of National Forests and the Arctic Ice Pack to… Savior of Northwest Hawaii!

    So have Cousteau documentaries been the missing ingredient all these years? If only he’d seen a Cousteau documentary on Al Qaeda in the Summer of 01! He woulda taken action and the WTC would still be standing! And imagine a Cousteau docu on hurricane threats to the Gulf Coast! Instead of strumming his guitar in the summer of 05, George would have strengthened levees, reformed FEMA, and saved N’awlins.

    And would a Cousteau documentary on Saddam have been too much to ask for? Maybe. After all, Cousteau is a wetworld filmmaker and Iraq is dry, VERY dry. Still, maybe it could have been shot from the vantage of Saddam’s swimming pools. Anyhow, if it HAD been shot, and W HAD seen it, then the whole ramp up to war would have gone very differently:

    Flashback to September 2002, the Oval Office: “We’ve got to go in there fast, Mr. President, and hit them camel jockeys hard! Shock and awe, shock and awe, shock and awe!”

    “Hook ‘em horns, eh, Dick? But I just saw a PBS special and….”

    “PBS??! PBS!!!!! That’s commie propaganda, Mr. President! You can’t be watchin’ PBS?! Are you sure this wasn’t a dream? All the TV’s in the White House are locked on Fox.”

    “This was a CD, Dick. Cousteau dropped by and showed it himself. According to the pretty movie, Saddam is a paper tiger, the WMD’s are a figment of the Neocon imagination, and Iraq will be a quagmire.”

    “Quagmire, Mr. President? You don’t know the MEANING of quagmire.”

    “That’s true, Dick, but you’d best not use that tone with me.”

    “You’re right. I’m getting very VERY upset. Just a second. Let’s have Karl drop in. You need to talk to a cooler head than mine. Why, I’m so steamed I’m about to blow you away with my quail gun.”

    Karl Rove enters. “Mr. President, whatever you saw in that Cousteau documentary, it’s a lie. We MUST invade Iraq. It’s the only chance we have to win the 2002 Congressional elections.”

    “But the documentary had pretty pictures.”

    “Are you aware, Mr. President, that Jean-Michel Cousteau is FRENCH?”

    “Hush yo’ mouf, Turdblossom.”

    “French. Just like his father before him.”

    “French. Dang.”

    “The devil hath power to assume a pleasing shape, Mr. President.”

    “What can I do, Karl? My brain’s teeming with French lies! They’re eatin’ me alive!”

    “You’re going to need an exorcism, Mr. President. We’ll begin with aversion therapy. You’ll be made to watch Canal Plus 24/7 while being force-fed on brie, camembert, hors d’oeuvres, petit fours, and pate. Then Anne Coulter will give you an electro-sulfuric-acid enema while jamming your head in a bidet and thumping your ass with the Paris phonebook.”

    “Anne Coulter? Hmmm. Sounds AWFUL SEXY. … In a witchy, bitchy, skinny, hateful hag kind of a way.”

    “Then you will be made to sign a document promising never to watch PBS or Frenchie documentaries again.”

    “Halleluia, Karl. I AM saved! Matter of fact, my brain feels washed in the blood of the lamb right now! Them stinky French lies are ALL GONE. I am ready once again to be the WAR PRESIDENT and do what Jesus woulda done: Bomb Baghdad. I’m ready to wage perpetual war on pretty much EVERYthing: Saddam, the environment, the social net, New Orleans.”

    “You aren’t faking just to get out of the aversion therapy, are you Mr. President?”

    “Honest to god no, Karl! I would have LOVED to get a sulfuric acid enema from Anne Coulter. I’ve dreamed about that for years. Matter of fact, I’d like one in any case. Send her over!”

    “But what will Laura say, Mr. President.”

    “She’ll say what she’s been thinking but not saying for years, that I’m full of it and that an enema is the best thing that could ever happen to me!”

    “I’m getting Coulter on speed dial right now, Mr. President! The sooner you’re purged of all that ails you, the sooner you can get back to saving America from the French, the environment, AND PBS!”

  • Sadly, Bush wouldn’t watch An Inconvenient Truth with an open mind because politics trumps everything else in his book and he’d see it as a challenge from Gore rather than a scientific-based documentary. He’d rather get his global warming advice from a fictional author.

    If Bush had a history of actually listening to scientists and taking their advice, I’d believe this Cousteau/Bush story. But I still see it as nothing but legacy building, despite how much I like what he did, I believe he did it for mostly political reasons.

  • Then how come he had no idea what was going on in New Orleans after Katrina? What was he watching instead? Dumb and Dumber?

  • Has there ever been more of a Chauncey Gardiner figure in the White House?

    Just like the fictional character George must channel flip whenever the programming turns unpleasant. One need only reflect on Katrina, a highly televised disaster to see the truth in that assumption.

    How was it George was so uniformed about Katrina when he was relaxing at home when it happened? How did Dan Bartlett have to inform him about the bad news? Answer, by presenting a collection of TV news clips staff had recorded on a DVD?

    Nimrod is too polite a term to use when describing this commander in chief.
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  • Someone should show him the “loose change” documentary 😉

    Comment by Andrew — 6/17/2006 @ 1:59 pm

    He probably didn’t understand what was going on when they planned it. What makes you think he’d get it now. 😀

  • I am impressed. Bush actually lasted 65 minutes on a topic. I wonder how many breaks were required?

  • Now if we could just get him to watch Farenheight 911 maybe we could have our democracy back…..

  • Any oil northwest of Hawaii must be too difficult to reach and the coral gatherers must have forgotten to grease the palms of Bush/Cheney/DeLay.
    Has enough money been set aside to actually monitor fishing in this this area? Or will this be run a la No Child Left Behind?

  • Better that he got the message somehow, regardless of the method. But I will believe it when it’s all said and done. For all we know, his reaction to the PBS film was all for show until his “advisors” correct him and set him straight…in the opposite direction.

  • GWBush said he saw the first tower on tv being hit by a plane on 9-11 and thought “that’s one bad pilot”. So I guess television isn’t the answer.

    Applying the principle that the Bushies always have an ulterior motive, this seems a lot like an attempt to try to steal some of Gore’s thunder. It’s better than smearing someone though.

    Comment by Dale

    I agree with Dale, this is just positioning.

  • National Monument “protection” … hmm? Compare it with mountaintop molybdenum mining and its spoils disposal in the bottoms of the pristine bays in the Misty Fjords “National Monument” in Alaska!

  • I suspect that the change in heart comes from a strategy dreamt up by Rove, whose tactics have always been to find a way to have a policy that takes an issue which has been an utter policy failure for them and spin it. This blunts or defuse any advantage that the Democrats might have and it hits them on one of their strongest issues that the public largely supports. (Recall the 2000 promise to cut CO2 emissions by Bush to defuse “Ozone Man”, or the anti-military/anti-hero attacks on Senators McCain, Cleland and Kerry…of the Healthy Forests, Clear Skies, No Child Left Behind, etc)
    Good step in the right direction. I hesitate to quote Reagan, however, we should “Trust but verify” when it comes to Bush promises and policy. Let’s wait and see next year’s budget …and the following year’s too.

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