‘But this is my favorite television show’

The front-page WaPo piece that included startling revelations about opposition-research on lawmakers being distributed in Iraq, also included a couple of other gems worth considering. This one, for example, would be funny if it weren’t so ridiculous:

But even such tight control could not always filter out the bizarre world inside the [Green Zone] barricades. At one point, [three visiting members of Congress] were trying to discuss the state of Iraqi security forces with Iraq’s national security adviser, Mowaffak al-Rubaie, but the large, flat-panel television set facing the official proved to be a distraction. Rubaie was watching children’s cartoons.

When Moran asked him to turn it off, Rubaie protested with a laugh and said, “But this is my favorite television show,” Moran recalled.

[Rep. Jon Porter (R-Nev.)] confirmed the incident, although he tried to paint the scene in the best light, noting that at least they had electricity.

“I don’t disagree it was an odd moment, but I did take a deep breath and say, ‘Wait a minute, at least they are using the latest technology, and they are monitoring the world,’ ” Porter said. “But, yes, it was pretty annoying.”

Porter’s spin isn’t exactly reassuring. Sure, I’m delighted that Iraq’s national security adviser has a nice television, but in the midst of a briefing with members of Congress he’s watching cartoons. That’s not “monitoring the world,” that’s Homer Simpson-esque.

In other words, during an official meeting with U.S. lawmakers, the man responsible for coordinating Iraqi intelligence would rather watch a cartoon than discuss national security policy. The Republican lawmaker in the room doesn’t see anything wrong with that.

There was also this description of what the lawmakers were exposed to and able to learn during the trip to Iraq.

Brief, choreographed and carefully controlled, the codels (short for congressional delegations) often have showed only what the Pentagon and the Bush administration have wanted the lawmakers to see. At one point, as Moran, Tauscher and Rep. Jon Porter (R-Nev.) were heading to lunch in the fortified Green Zone, an American urgently tried to get their attention, apparently to voice concerns about the war effort, the participants said. Security whisked the man away before he could make his point.

Tauscher called it “the Green Zone fog.”

“Spin City,” Moran grumbled. “The Iraqis and the Americans were all singing from the same song sheet, and it was deliberately manipulated.”

This is a sophisticated public-relations scam. Anyone falling for it is a fool.

Maybe Rubaie was watching Lil’ Bush.

…an American urgently tried to get their attention, apparently to voice concerns about the war effort, the participants said. Security whisked the man away before he could make his point.

Is this Russia? This isn’t Russia…

  • I’m going to post in defense of the Iraqi official. If I only got 2 – 4 hours of electricity a day I’d rather watch my favorite cartoon than talk with an American lawmaker on his Potemkin Village tour.

  • He may think Congress has done everything to make themselves appear irrelevant to his world. Maybe he’s right, if all the Congress does is approve everything Bush wants then why should he pay these people any mind at all?

    I have to say the “at least we had electricity and a big TV” spin was amazingly lame.

  • Wasn’t there a scene in Richard Lester’s “Cuba” (a film set on the eve of Castro’s seizing power in 1959) where Batista is watching cartoons back at the palace???

    Makes you wonder which subcontractor secured the Netflix transports to the Green Zone…cost plus deal I imagine – bet that’s sweet….

  • There are several “fools” who bought it, but repeated enough times it will lose its phony enthusiasm. Why didn’t the representatives ask that the man security whisked off be allowed to come back and speak?

    The cartoon bit is the reality…you can’t make this stuff up. That in and of itself speaks volumes. When the American reps leave he can get back to his cartoons, this is what passes for American installed Iraq leaders? Just pathetic.

  • The fact that the Green Zone has its own generators is beside the point, I guess…….

  • Who would have thought that Spongebob Squarepants would play an important role in Iraqi politics?

  • In other words, during an official meeting with U.S. lawmakers, the man responsible for coordinating Iraqi intelligence would rather watch a cartoon than discuss national security policy. — CB

    Well… What was he suppposed to have done? In all likelihood, his American bosses hadn’t yet delivered his batch of talking points of the day; we all know how poorly organised/inefficient they are and they had all those bio-fliers to print out and distribute, too.

    So, what was he supposed to say to them? “I have no idea, come back in half an hour”? “Go ask General/Colonel/Major XYZ”?

    I think his rapid-response cover-up was excellent; the man’s truly worth of his hire.

  • In other words, during an official meeting with U.S. lawmakers, the man responsible for coordinating Iraqi intelligence would rather watch a cartoon than discuss national security policy. The Republican lawmaker in the room doesn’t see anything wrong with that.

    I suspect he knows US lawmakers have nothing to do with either Iraqi intelligence or national security. I’m sure the cartoon was more intellectually stimulating than the congressmen. Really, wouldn’t you rather watch The Simpsons than talk to those clowns?

  • This whole episode is missing one key detail:

    What cartoon was it?

    It was “Lil Bush”. This explains how he could be enjoying a cartoon and monitoring the world at the same time….

  • “at least they are using the latest technology”???

    Television is the latest technology?

    Jesus Christ Republicans are dumbshits.

  • 3,700 dead 20,000 wounded, billons of dollars and the Repubilkkkan senators are very proud that they have electricity and a T.V. Way to go guys!

  • “… but the large, flat-panel television set facing the official proved to be a distraction. Rubaie was watching children’s cartoons.”

    Family Guy!

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