Cheney shows ’em how it’s done

Sure, the president can dissemble his way through an interview with 60 Minutes while only embarrassing himself a couple of times, but the truth is, as a professional deceiver and demagogue, Bush’s skills are limited. He doesn’t sound credible; at times he barely seems to believe what he’s saying.

To see a real pro at work, we need to watch the Vice President in action.

Appearing on Fox News this morning, Vice President Dick Cheney said that criticism of President Bush’s new Iraq plan, announced this week, was undercutting U.S. troops in Iraq.

He also said that any “sense of Congress” passed in the days ahead would not halt the president’s troop escalation in Iraq, adding that he had not yet heard a “coherent” Democratic plan on Iraq. Bush, after all, is “commander in chief” and “you can’t fight a war by committee.”

Now we’re talking. This is the kind of breathtaking dishonesty and demagoguery we expect from the White House.

I was particularly fond of Cheney arguing that critics of the war and terrorists want the same thing.

“[I]f we were to follow [Democrats’] guidance, the comments, for example, that a lot of them made during the last campaign about withdrawing U.S. forces, we simply go back and re-validate the strategy that Osama bin Laden has been following from day one, that if you kill enough Americans, you can force them to quit, that we don’t have the stomach for the fight. That’s not an answer.”

First, al Qaeda seems pretty anxious for us to stay in Iraq. Second, the “guidance” Cheney is smearing isn’t just coming from Democrats right now; a growing number of congressional Republicans are saying the same thing. For that matter, Cheney is smearing the majority of Americans, too, who oppose escalation, want to see a withdrawal, and would support Congress cutting off the funds for the war.

But the best part of the interview had to be when Dick “Last Throes” Cheney told us about all the progress in Iraq.

From the transcript:

Q: Over the last 46 months, the President and you have repeatedly said that you are on the path to victory, sometimes proposing exactly the opposite policy of what the President did this week. Let’s take a look.

(Video clips begin.)

THE PRESIDENT: Sending more Americans would undermine our strategy of encouraging Iraqis to take the lead in this fight.

THE PRESIDENT: Not only can we win the war in Iraq. We are winning the war in Iraq.

THE PRESIDENT: Will we be nimble enough? Will we be able to deal with the circumstances on the ground, and the answer is yes, we will.

THE PRESIDENT: Absolutely we’re winning.

(Video clips conclude.)

Q: Mr. Vice President, why should we believe that this time you’ve got it right?

THE VICE PRESIDENT: Well, I think if you look at what’s transpired in Iraq, Chris, we have, in fact, made enormous progress.

Now, Cheney isn’t even sticking to the White House script here. The message went out last week that it’s time for the Bush gang to appear to be in touch with reality. No more “happy” talk or claims that we’re “absolutely” winning. No one wants to hear such nonsense anymore. In his national address on Wednesday, the president talked openly about the lack of progress, his personal frustration with conditions on the ground, the failures that have transpired to date, etc.

And yet, there’s the VP, on Fox News, boasting about the “enormous progress” he’s seen in Iraq. Amazing.

Over the last several weeks, Cheney has kept a relatively low profile. With the new public-relations offensive underway, I can only hope the Vice President will appear on TV quite a bit more.

Rep. Patrick McHenry’s role model in action.

  • “THE VICE PRESIDENT: Well, I think if you look at what’s transpired in Iraq, Chris, we have, in fact, made enormous progress.”

    Another grand announcement from Mr Free Fire Zone himself.

    Shine on, you miserable old bastard.

  • I refer to my comment (on the previous item) about whether we’re even “at war”. Beyond that, it’s pretty clear that Cheney must have by now OD’d on Viagra; it’s fucking with his brain.

  • 4.
    Scott, this is exactly why both Dick and Bush need to be impeached. (war crimes tribunals are also called for).

  • Any practical plan the Democrats may have for success in Iraq would be welcome, but what never gets said is that the Dems aren’t really responsible for Iraq solutions. The president — as he’s fond of reminding us — is the commander-in-chief. It’s his sorry ass who’s responsible for solutions.

    For six years, I’ve heard both Dems and Republicans maintain that how we got into this mess doesn’t matter, that what matters is how to proceed. Well, yeah, we have to proceed. But somebody should be held accountable for “getting drunk and wrecking the car.” That would be Hanoi George.

  • In reality, I would argue that is is the proponent of this current Iraqi expedition who wants the same thing as the terrorist, for the terrorist requires but two weapons:

    A lie, and the fear of that lie.

    Sound familiar?

  • “… that if you kill enough Americans, you can force them to quit, that we don’t have the stomach for the fight.”

    It’s not that Americans don’t have the stomach. We just have “other priorities”.

    What an asshole

  • Well those comments should send Baghdad Dick’s approval ratings to the single digits.

    For the record, five deferments proves beyond a shadow of a doubt somone’s “lack of stomach for the fight.” Wanting more US troops to die in Iraq only shows lack of conscience. Big difference Dick.

  • What is this “we don’t have the stomach for the fight” nonsense? Dick Cheney might have had the stomach to call people names, stab people in the back as he advanced his career, succumbed to greed and ego and justified it by his delusional embrace of a political/social philosophy, but he has never had to get into any physically threatening situation such as those faced by the “peasants” that he despises and uses. And wantonly sacrifices. His is that class of elitists who get others to die for his causes and then pats himself on the back for the deception.
    It’s what he and Lil’ Georgie have in common above all other things.

  • This is the way it should be stated…”If the democrats can think of anyway…any plan to get us out of the mess I’ve made…to save our asses after the incompetent fiasco I’ve created with Bush and Rumsfeld then let ’em speak up”. What does he expect now…trust??? Ha.

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