Coalition of the Willing: Ain’t Too Proud to Beg

About a month ago, during a nationally-televised address, the president touted a broad, multi-national force in Iraq. “To the international community: The success of a free Iraq matters to every civilized nation,” Bush said. “We thank the 36 nations who have troops on the ground in Iraq and the many others who are helping that young democracy.”

Now, as it turns out, that number was a little shakier than the president let on, but even if we put that aside, the point of the comment was clear — Bush wants Americans to believe there is a shared international burden in this crisis. The United States is paying an enormous price, but, the argument goes, we aren’t alone.

It’s getting harder and harder to make the transparently dubious claim. England, for example, is cutting its deployment in half next year, meaning that by the time of the next U.S. election, the country with the second largest fighting force in Iraq will have less than 3% of our deployment. For that matter, some of Bush’s 36 countries don’t have standing armies, and one member of the coalition, Iceland, brought home its one troop two weeks ago.

It’s against this backdrop, nearly five years after the initial invasion, that the White House has decided it needs to find some willing allies again. Roger Cohen explains.

A senior Pentagon official has spent this month on a magical mystery tour of little-known European and Eurasian capitals trying to deliver a dribble of troops for Iraq and Afghanistan.

The low-profile trip reads more like a geography test than a geostrategic foray. It has whisked Debra Cagan, the deputy assistant secretary of defense for coalition affairs, from Tirana to Skopje, and on to Chisinau and Astana, among other luminous world metropolises.

In Chisinau — you guessed it; that’s the capital of Moldova — Cagan asked for more sappers in Iraq. Moldova currently has 11 bomb-disposal experts there. Yes, 11.

Am I the only one who finds this utterly humiliating? The Bush administration has taken to trolling through smaller countries begging for a brigade?

Cohen argues that Cagan’s trip “smacks of desperation.”

Keeping many flags flying in Iraq is critical to making talk of a “coalition” credible…. [T]he strange idea of Pentagon brass spending two weeks hop-scotching continents to cajole countries — many economically hard-pressed — into sending a platoon or two looks less outlandish. That’s where we are seven years into the Bush administration: stretched to the limit.

The United States is as isolated in Iraq as a great power can be. A first term spent riding roughshod over friends and vaunting “coalitions of the willing” over alliances has not been righted by a second term of diplomacy rehabilitation. Wounds linger.

And all of this would be embarrassing enough if it were just another U.S. diplomat pleading with Moldova to give us a hand in Iraq, but it gets slightly worse when we consider who the Bush administration sent on this mission.

I don’t know Cagan and she wouldn’t talk to me, but the least that can be said is her reputation is more for Rumsfeldian bluntness than the discretion of his successor as defense secretary, Robert Gates. At a big NATO political-military conference in Brussels on Sept. 19-20, anxiety over her trip ran high.

A Europe-based U.S. NATO official who attended e-mailed me to say American diplomats are looking “for ways to limit the damage she is sure to leave.”

The note portrayed her as “John Bolton on steroids” with a tendency to be brusque with allies.

It was Cagan who told British lawmakers a couple of weeks ago, “I hate all Iranians.”

And she’s our envoy to the world, asking small countries with modest militaries to join us in Iraq? Seriously?

Keep in mind that with the exception of our British lapdogs, it always was a ‘coalition of the billing’!

  • Am I the only one who finds this utterly humiliating?

    The invasion and occupation of Iraq on false pretenses was utterly humiliating. Re-election of George Bush after it was perfectly clear the pretense for the invasion was false, was utterly humiliating. This is merely predicatable.

  • Bush is that drunk in who has been banned from all the bars in town so he is forced to scour the outskirts for a place that will let him in, desperately seeking a stool where he can get a fix, no matter how fleeting.

  • Cohen wrote: “A first term spent riding roughshod over friends and vaunting “coalitions of the willing” over alliances has not been righted by a second term of diplomacy rehabilitation. Wounds linger.”

    Was there any ‘diplomacy rehabilitation’ in the second term? I don’t really recall any serious, sincere efforts to smooth over our troubled relations. Of course, when you spend four years telling countries, “Screw you!”, there isn’t much you can do to make them trust you again…

    I suppose he could just be referring to the fact that Bush hadn’t said, “Screw you!” as loud as he did in his first term.

  • Mneumonic of the day:

    kAzAkhSTAN –> AASTAN –> ASTANA

    Congratulations, you know your first former soviet republic capital!

    Next week: Belarus.

    Naptime now, did everyone get their graham cracker and milk?

    Can you just imagine 40 people from 25 different countries hunkering down in the new embassy so Shrubya can give us status reports on the coalition that’s holding the tidal wave of jihad back in Iraq so it doesn’t follow us home? I nominate the late Peter Sellers to play Bush in the A&E biography 40 years hence.

  • In Chisinau — you guessed it; that’s the capital of Moldova — Cagan asked for more sappers in Iraq. Moldova currently has 11 bomb-disposal experts there. Yes, 11.

    That’s sad if you are one of the only 11 Moldovan guys in Iraq and can’t even find someone to speak Moldovan to.

  • Sending Debra Cagan (shown here in Nazi drag) on a diplomatic mission is just another example of the low regard that Bushco has for diplomacy.

    Wheedling insignificant numbers of troops out of “small countries with modest militaries” isn’t building a coalition, it’s begging. We’ve fallen a damned long way from being the Fortress of Democracy.

  • Trolling foreign capitals for troops is a direct result of outsourcing our military and the free market/capitalism conquers all meme.

    Tax cuts for the wealthy can’t buy you an efficient government it seems.

  • Hey, isn’t this just another example of how government doesn’t work?
    Maybe we can contract out our diplomatic needs.

    Snark off

    Republicans won’t or can’t make government work.
    Don’t be stupid, don’t vote for Republicans.

  • Sending Debra Cagan (shown here in Nazi drag)… -Dennis SGMM

    I was thinking the same damn thing. Just draw in a tiny mustache and tada:

    The bastard child of Katherine Harris and Adolf Hitler.

  • Wow. Bush’s Amerika is really big and bad now, isn’t it? Trolling for cannon fodder—in Moldova?

    That’s like finding out about the little guy behind the curtain in the royal hall of OZ….

  • If you have to troll Moldova for foreign troops in your latest misadventure, you know that you’re in deep, deep trouble.

    Just look how heroically the Romanians and Hungarians held up to the Soviets in Operation Uranus in 1942, leading to the cut-off of the Sixth Army in Stalingrad.

  • I guess that one guy from Iceland or wherever it was who went back home ended up being the straw that broke the camel’s back.

  • Re #8 – Thanks for the photo, Dennis. I know a lot of transgender people and she definitely could qualify as a candidate given her man-like face, big man-like hands (what I could see of them, compare with the lady behind her) and that thing around her neck which is a classic way of hiding that embarassing adam’s apple.

    Not that there’s anything wrong with that, I applaud more open roles for all my LBGT brethren and sistren. It just seems a little odd given this administration’s attitudes towards gay people in general. Unless they are Republicans, of course, which probably answers my question right there.

    Back to you, Senator Craig.

  • What is the story behind that picture? I’ve seen it a lot (mostly at Sadly, No!) and there has to be more to it than just “she decided to look as horrific as humanly possible.”

  • Robert, @16

    It’s the same photo that #7 sent us to view, just enlarged. The link @#7 gives the story. It’s worse than it looks w/o that background.

  • The photo isn’t doctored. Google Image search her name…she truly is that scary looking. And, apparently as of this month, she’s been fired by the Pentagon.

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