Cohen’s ‘Neoliberal’ Bush

Richard Cohen’s latest WaPo column has received ample derision today, but I’d like to pile on anyway. The piece is just that annoying.

Cohen spends the first two-thirds of his column explaining the ways in which the president has shown liberal tendencies. He expanded Medicare (a liberal idea), passed a national education reform measure (another liberal idea), spent lots of money (which is characterized as a liberal thing to do), and created an ethnically-diverse cabinet (and apparently only liberals care about diversity).

All of this is true, I suppose, but it’s also old news. Conservatives have been complaining about Bush being a “big government conservative” since 2001, if not the 2000 campaign. Cohen is crashing through an open door, making a point that others have made repeatedly for several years.

But then Cohen gets to his real point: the war in Iraq is fundamentally a liberal idea.

I acknowledge that the war is a catastrophic mistake and was incompetently managed. But if you don’t think it was waged on behalf of oil or empire, then one reason for our involvement was an attempt to do some good — rid the world of a really bad guy and make life better for Iraqis and others in the region. This “liberal” intent may have left Dick Cheney cold and found Don Rumsfeld indifferent, but it appealed to Bush and it showed in his rhetoric and body language. […]

Bush’s neoliberal instincts have come a cropper across the board. His appointees have too often been incompetent, and his well-intentioned education act is underfunded. But it is with Iraq that real and long-term damage has been done. For years to come, his war will be cited to smother any liberal impulse in American foreign policy — to further discredit John F. Kennedy’s vow to “pay any price, bear any burden . . . to assure the survival and the success of liberty.” We shall revert to this thing called “realism,” which is heartless and cynical, no matter what its other virtues. The debacle of Iraq has cost us — and others — plenty in lives. But in the end, it will cost us our soul as well.

My, my, Richard. What are we going to do with you.

First, let’s tackle this notion that Bush wanted to wage war for liberal reasons (helping people, humanitarianism). Even if we put aside the fact that Bush, under this scenario, was dishonest about the rationale for the invasion, Cohen backs up his assertion by pointing to the president’s “body language.” It’s an argument so silly it’s beyond mockery.

But more importantly, while Richard Cohen praises Bush’s rationale for this disastrous war now, it was the same Richard Cohen who criticized Bush’s rationale for the disastrous war a year ago. As Greg Sargent noted, “Cohen didn’t know why Bush invaded. Cohen said he thought that Bush appeared driven to have a war no matter what — perhaps in order to avenge the assassination threat to his dad, or perhaps in order to secure a place for himself in history, Cohen speculated. Yet today, Cohen suddenly is convinced by Bush’s ‘body language’ that Bush’s chief motive was ‘to do good’ — and this makes him a ‘neo-liberal.'”

As for Cohen’s lament that future presidents won’t want to follow in Bush’s footsteps — waging pre-emptive wars for “liberal” reasons — this is where Cohen’s argument goes from bad to bizarre. As Ezra explained:

You see this lament on occasion, and it almost always suffers from the same internal dissonance exhibited in Cohen’s column. Cohen “acknowledge[s] that the war is a catastrophic mistake and was incompetently managed,” but he seems disturbed that future policy-makers will shy away from repetition of those mistakes. In other words, he grants the lessons of the war, but laments our willingness to learn them. It’s baffling.

C’mon, Richard, you can do better than this. I realize there’s a temptation to be contrarian about, well, everything, but this just isn’t working.

Cohen backs up his assertion by pointing to the president’s “body language.”

Has W’s body language ever said anything other than “I’m Lying”?

  • Doing some good was about fifth on the list of excuses Bush came up with when things turned bad. Cohen be blowin’

  • Holy fuck!

    Cohen is better qualified as a humor critic (see his “Sniff, Colbert ain’t funny or fun” column) than to be one of who gets the pulse of the nation.

    He must have a tongue like an endoscope and a more than willing urge to use it to kiss the arses of the powers that be.

  • So where do the rest of us sign up to get cushy jobs publishing complete bullsh*t like Cohen does?

    “But if you don’t think it was waged on behalf of oil or empire, then one reason for our involvement was an attempt to do some good”

    Who said we don’t think this war was all about oil or empire? Count me as a believer. The “do-gooderism” is just a smokescreen to make the rest believe we’re not imploding our treasury and killing fellow Americans for something so banal as Cheney’s stock options and helping the familiy’s oil interests.

    And I don’t for a second fall for Cohen’s “neoliberal” label to give the left as odious a counterpoint as conservatism’s neocons. His take that, “Bush’s neoliberal instincts have come a cropper across the board. His appointees have too often been incompetent, and his well-intentioned education act is underfunded,” is garbage. Incompetence and hamstringing government through underfunding are patented parts of the right wing apparatus. There is nothing liberal, nor ‘neolieral” about that.

  • Has W’s body language ever said anything other than “I’m Lying”?

    Sure! There’s the “I don’t know what I’m talking about” shrug, the “I don’t even know where I am” eyeblink, and the “Go to hell” squint.

  • “then one reason for our involvement was an attempt to do some good — rid the world of a really bad guy and make life better for Iraqis and others in the region.”

    How stupid does Cohen think people are? Two things jump out at me as ridiculous about this: 1. By Cohen’s reasoning, all conservatives in America is a ‘liberal’, since they all embraced Bush’s ‘freedom’ logic once WMDs evaporated. More likely, conservatives knew it was a B.S. talking point that they could get some mileage out of. 2. Since when is the heroic cowboy mentality (‘rid the world of a really bad guy’) a liberal trait? This is the idiotic image of themselves conservatives have pushed for years – they’re ditching it only now that it’s blown up in their face.

    “His appointees have too often been incompetent”: Name one, Cohen, that has been competent. Early candidate for understatement of the year.

    “his well-intentioned education act is underfunded”: If it’s well-intentioned, why hasn’t he bothered to push for any funding for it?

  • Cohen must clearly fall into the Timmeh Punkinhead Russert section of the GOP operative rolodex–one of the guys to go to when the GOP wants to get out their latest talking points without question or any type of critical analysis or reflection. The GOP has for some time been trying to distance itself from Bush, with only one of the tactics being to claim he is in fact a liberal. Who better to go to than a lazy “liberal” like Cohen (is ‘Cohen’ yiddish for lazy and/or ‘useful idiot’??) to push pap like this.

  • “Who better to go to than a lazy “liberal” like Cohen (is ‘Cohen’ yiddish for lazy and/or ‘useful idiot’??) to push pap like this.”

    I guess Mr. Joe Klein of Time might be slightly better to go to than Cohen.

  • “We shall revert to this thing called “realism,” which is heartless and cynical, no matter what its other virtues.”

    Absolute bullcrap. The “realism” school of foreign policy is characterized by the promotion of foreign policy with realistic aims and objectives. It recognizes unintended consequences, it weighs up risks and benefits of intervention. It is not heartless and cyncial; it is critically developed, and far more importantly, it is not utopian.

    Ps. To be a little contrarian myself, I have some sympathy for the argument that Bush is not typically conservative. By Oakeshottian standards, for example, he is definitely not. But he has been embraced by the conservative movement of this country, so really the movement itself has redefined conservatism with Bush as its poster boy. But it hasn’t been through embracing liberalism. That’s where Cohen is flat wrong.

  • What a crock. How do these people get to print anything?

    I thought we wanted to prevent a smoking gun which would come in the form of a mushroom cloud.

    Humanitarian my butt. There has been more destruction, terror, murder, rape, torture and death from the Bush invasion and occupation than 10 Saddams could have caused in a lifetime.

    Liberalism accepts dissent while Bush called any dissent treason. How could anyone even make such absurd and ridiculous assumptions Richard Cohen makes. Bush traded our souls for profit as the corruption and contract greed shows from investigation after investigation. Cohen is delusional and pulling his opinions out of his ass.

  • 1) Bush expanded Medicare as Pharma Corporate Welfare. Drug companies were about to get the snot kicked out of them by legislation which would allow importation of expensive drugs and other senior and consumer friendly policies. By preventing Medicare from negotiating drug prices – Bush and the Rs pretty much revealed the cards they were holding.

    2) NCLB is a huge piece of Corporate welfare for companies flogging tests, test preps, and by mandating 100% success rate, guaranteeing total failure for the Department of Education paving the way for vouchers and a totally dumb-downed population.

    3) The Invasion of Iraq really did amount to delivering bags of unmarked bills to The Cronies. (12 billion dollars in cash shrink wrapped and delivered to Paul Bremer.)

    Where Bush should beliberal, he perfectly demonstrates the viciousness and cruelty of the free marketeer – the care and protection of the troops in the field and their families at home and the aftercare of returning soldiers.

  • Bush did not expand Medicare. His plan both undermines the long term stability of Medicare, and is a reward for the insurance industries and pharmaceutical companies.

  • Could Cohen *be* any dumber?

    I swear, it’s like they’ve all decided that having said everything they can think of, their only remaining option and value is to treat punditry as some kind of performance art, in which the goal is to be the dumbest motherfucker still earning a paycheck.

  • It’s worse than what any of you has said.

    Any liberal inclined to depose a dictator can look at Dubya’s two week war and see a clear signal that such things are not only possible, but popular and low cost.

    It’s the endless occupation providing no-bid contracts top GOP donors that has been so disconcerting.

    Saddam was captured December 13th, 2007, less than 9 months after the invasion on March 20th.

    9 months is pretty bad, I suppose, but if we’d cut out then and there and left warning that the next strongman could expect the same if we caught him brewing up a weapons program, Dubya would have ridden high in 2004 rather than squeaking by with thanks to Diebold.

    A “liberal” wishing to free oppressed people by whatever definition chosen) could achieve that goal fairly easily. Heck, look at Panama! Look at Charles Taylor of Liberia! (not enough oil in Liberia, George?)

    If I were a future president, I would not be taking away the same lessons Mr. Cohen has.

  • “But if you don’t think it was waged on behalf of oil or empire…”

    After that, everything else he says is irrelevant. The neocons spent over a decade mongering for wars of empire. Also, Bush & Cheyney are both oil men. It boggles the mind that Cohen would so blithely dismiss oil & empire as the real causes of the war.

    Bush threw out every excuse for the war he thought had a chance at sticking, everything except the real reasons, of course. All those excuses were eventually shown to be lies, but the “bringing democracy to Iraq” lie managed to stick with Cohen, sentimental putz that he is.

    Cohen really is the vacuous, sappy-headed, feel-good type that gives liberals a bad name. Cohen plays directly into a demeaning liberal stereotype. I’ll bet conservatives just love having him around to demonstrate that liberals can’t be trusted with the business of running the country.

    If Hannity ever needs a replacement for Colmes, Cohen is the man.

  • I enjoy out-of-the-box thinking as much as anyone, but Cohen is out of his mind.

    Bush invaded Iraq because 9/11 gave neocons the cover to impose America’s self-interest upon the middle east. All the other reasons were sales pitches. With-us-or-against-us, axis-of-evil, rejection of the UN as irrelevant — there’s nothing remotely liberal any of those notions. They’re straight out of the conservative handbook.

    As for Dubya’s body language, the only thing I ever saw was a puffed up shell of a man who quite possibly had a load in his pants (hence the walk and that smirk).

  • Shorter Cohen:

    War is peace.

    Man, there are so many things wrong with this I don’t know where to start. Perhaps Cohen has a dictionary put together by people as stupid as he is because instigating a war for no reason or real planning (beyond, A. Invade. B. Shoknaw. C. Pull down statute. D. Pick up flowers and candy) does not and cannot constitute a humanitarian action no matter how much you twist the definition.

    And does this means so-called liberal cutNrunners (TM) are really what? Conservatives? But the funny thing is tons of neo-cons will be outraged by this terrible libel against their pResident. “A liberal? Horrors! Why not just call him a radical gay atheist terrorist!”

    (another liberal media)

    Freudian slip?

  • …Has W’s body language ever said anything other than “I’m Lying”?

    Let’s not forget the “I get everything I want” smirk.

  • I thought it was purely tongue in cheek?

    There were “conservative” excuses for the war, WMD, 9/11, excetra. These have all been debunked of course.

    There were “liberal” excuses for the war, liberation of the Shi’ia, democracy, enforcing the will of the U.N.. These have all be trashed by Bushite incompetence, sadly.

    Then there’s Boy George II’s Reason for the war, which was to avenge the attempt on Poppy’s life.

    And then there is the Cyborg’s (D. Cheney) Reason for the war, which is American (and British) Oil Companies’ control of Iraqi Oil.

    Notice that everybodies’ “benchmarks” include the Iraqis passign a law that give the Kurds 5% of the oil revenue,
    the Sunnis 5%,
    the Shi’ia 15%,
    and the Oil companies 75%…

    Of course, because of Bushite incompetence, no one is going to make any money pumping oil out of Iraq.

    And no, BG2 is not a neo-liberal, only neo-lithic.

  • Richard Cohen must have arrived on earth from Mars or beyond. I googled, but I can’t find a credible bio with birth information.

    Contrast that with Tim Russert. Russert was born May 7, 1950 in Buffalo, New York.

    In addition to attending three colleges–without a mention of graduation–what is Cohen hiding? Without transparency how can Cohen’s agenda not be suspect? Typical MSM bum?

  • I fully expect to see more of this crap as 2008 gets closer and beyond. Conservatives will surely try to distance themselves from BUsh in this and other ways..

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