Colbert knocks ’em dead

(airport wi-fi blogging is cool)

I overheard a couple of people talking at the airport about how Stephen [tag]Colbert[/tag] killed at the White House Correspondents’ Association [tag]Dinner[/tag] over the weekend. I caught a snippet here and there, and thought it was a fairly typical roast-like stand-up routine.

But after seeing the whole thing, and then gauging the reaction, one gets the sense that Colbert’s appearance was a real jolt to the political establishment. The president didn’t care for the routine, and the press corps seemed entirely put off, which is probably why those who aren’t impressed with the president or the press corps think Colbert deserves a medal.

On [tag]Bush[/tag]:

“Now, I know there are some polls out there saying this man has a 32% approval rating. But guys like us, we don’t pay attention to the polls. We know that polls are just a collection of statistics that reflect what people are thinking in “reality.” And reality has a well-known liberal bias…. So don’t pay attention to the approval ratings that say 68% of Americans disapprove of the job this man is doing. I ask you this, does that not also logically mean that 68% approve of the job he’s not doing? Think about it. I haven’t.

“I stand by this man. I stand by this man because he stands for things. Not only for things, he stands on things. Things like aircraft carriers and rubble and recently flooded city squares. And that sends a strong message, that no matter what happens to America, she will always rebound — with the most powerfully staged photo ops in the world.”

On the [tag]press[/tag] corps:

“I am appalled to be surrounded by the liberal media that is destroying America, with the exception of Fox News. Fox News gives you both sides of every story: the president’s side, and the vice president’s side.

“But the rest of you, what are you thinking, reporting on NSA wiretapping or secret prisons in eastern Europe? Those things are secret for a very important reason: they’re super-depressing. And if that’s your goal, well, misery accomplished. Over the last five years you people were so good — over tax cuts, WMD intelligence, the effect of global warming. We Americans didn’t want to know, and you had the courtesy not to try to find out. Those were good times, as far as we knew.”

The correspondents’ dinner is supposed to have its jabs, and Colbert ran with the opportunity. I loved every second of it. The audience in the room was far less impressed.

Those seated near Bush told E&P’s Joe Strupp, who was elsewhere in the room, that Bush had quickly turned from an amused guest to an obviously offended target as Colbert’s comments brought up his low approval ratings and problems in Iraq. […]

Strupp, in the crowd during the Colbert routine, had observed that quite a few sitting near him looked a little uncomfortable at times, perhaps feeling the material was a little too biting — or too much speaking “truthiness” (Colbert’s made-up word) to power.

Asked by E&P after it was over if he thought he’d been too harsh, Colbert said, “Not at all.” Was he trying to make a point politically or just get laughs? “Just for laughs,” he said. He said he did not pull any material for being too strong, just for time reasons. (He later said the president told him “good job” when he walked off.)

Helen Thomas told Strupp her segment with Colbert was “just for fun.”

In its report on the affair, USA Today asserted that some in the crowd cracked up over Colbert but others were “bewildered.” Wolf Blitzer of CNN said he thought Colbert was funny and “a little on the edge.”

The edge, I’m afraid, has gotten a little dull if Colbert’s send-up was enough to offend the establishment. Isn’t political humor at its best when it pokes fun at the elephants in the room that official Washington isn’t “supposed” to joke about? If Imus’ infidelity comedy was below the belt because it got personal a decade ago, Colbert’s was the opposite: it was a blistering commentary on Bush that never strayed from the substance.

I think it’s an important distinction. I’m not prepared to say that Lenny Bruce-like comedy is perfect for the White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner. I can imagine someone going too far. But this wasn’t it. The fact that Colbert’s stand-up is still a story at all suggests the establishment is taking itself far too seriously. “Safe” comedy is fine; slightly “edgy” comedy is upsetting, and apparently, best ignored? Since when?

It’s a little reminiscent of Jon Stewart hosting the Oscars a couple of months ago. Both the Academy Awards and the White House correspondents picked comedians to deliver funny speeches, but they also chose people who find humor in mildly uncomfortable subjects. Somehow, both institutions seemed terribly surprised and disappointed when Stewart and Colbert delivered exactly the kind of comedy they do every day, and which have been made both of them wildly successful. By any reasonable standard, neither crossed any lines of decency; they just poked fun at the things those in the room care most about.

It’s a shame. Humor is obviously a matter of taste, but I thought Colbert was funny and poignant, and the reaction from those who were skewered has been overwrought. How about you?

How sweet it is! From Aristophanes to Jon Stewart, politicians have never done well at the hands of comedians. I thought Colbert was outstanding, and the rest of those blowhard bloviators can go screw themselves for all I care.

  • Agree – He was funny and “right on”. For some reason people around the President want to protect him. The audience was even influenced by this need. He is almost child like in that way.

    He needed to hear what was said. Some of it may even sink in ( I know wishfull thinking) and promote much needed change.

  • Colbert sure put the media in a pickle. If they foudn his routine unfunny, they’d look like sycophants who, after years of defending their boy king, were mortified at seeing him attacked. If they found it funny, they wouldn’t be sycophants, and might not get that hot tip on the next juicy bit of WH misinformation.

    That leaves only one option: ignore Colbert, and praise the boy king’s performance as the hit of the evening.

  • Bush’s schtick with his “double” mentioned his low approval numbers, so that’s not what pissed Bush off. I think what pissed him off was that he had to sit there and take such a professional beating. The way Laura refused to shake Colbert’s hand was very telling.

    Colbert kicked Bush’s ass. And his enablers.

  • CB, is that you? Great to have you back!

    Meanwhile, I respectfully have to say that I think you are missing the tenor and importance of Colbert’s speech. He may say he was playing it for laughs, but this was more than a bit edgy–this was brutal honesty-funny and he said what needed to be said, where they needed to hear it, without a polite, carefully screened audience. It was in your face and devastating.
    Pardon my quoting exensively from the transcript.
    The take downs are Bush and the admin were unsparing:

    On his born again, intolerant Christianity–” I believe in pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps. I believe it is possible — I saw this guy do it once in Cirque du Soleil. It was magical. And though I am a committed Christian, I believe that everyone has the right to their own religion, be you Hindu, Jewish or Muslim. I believe there are infinite paths to accepting Jesus Christ as your personal savior.”

    On his creating reality in the face of contempt–“Now, I know there are some polls out there saying this man has a 32% approval rating. But guys like us, we don’t pay attention to the polls. We know that polls are just a collection of statistics that reflect what people are thinking in “reality.” And reality has a well-known liberal bias.”

    Drawing blood here with the false, stage-managed presidency –” I stand by this man. I stand by this man because he stands for things. Not only for things, he stands on things. Things like aircraft carriers and rubble and recently flooded city squares. And that sends a strong message, that no matter what happens to America, she will always rebound — with the most powerfully staged photo ops in the world.”

    On his inabilityt to learn from experience–” The greatest thing about this man is he’s steady. You know where he stands. He believes the same thing Wednesday that he believed on Monday, no matter what happened Tuesday. Events can change; this man’s beliefs never will.”

    Then there’s a beautiful take down of the media —
    ” Over the last five years you people were so good — over tax cuts, WMD intelligence, the effect of global warming. We Americans didn’t want to know, and you had the courtesy not to try to find out. Those were good times, as far as we knew.”
    “But, listen, let’s review the rules. Here’s how it works: the president makes decisions. He’s the decider. The press secretary announces those decisions, and you people of the press type those decisions down. Make, announce, type. Just put ’em through a spell check and go home. Get to know your family again. Make love to your wife. Write that novel you got kicking around in your head. You know, the one about the intrepid Washington reporter with the courage to stand up to the administration. You know – fiction!”

    He put the generals in their place, again brutally–
    “See who we’ve got here tonight. General Moseley, Air Force Chief of Staff. General Peter Pace, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. They still support Rumsfeld. Right, you guys aren’t retired yet, right? Right, they still support Rumsfeld.

    Look, by the way, I’ve got a theory about how to handle these retired generals causing all this trouble:  don’t let them retire! Come on, we’ve got a stop-loss program; let’s use it on these guys. I’ve seen Zinni and that crowd on Wolf Blitzer. If you’re strong enough to go on one of those pundit shows, you can stand on a bank of computers and order men into battle. Come on.”

    And, and oh this was sweet, I’ll end with what he did to McCain–our independent, our maverick (I hope I never hear those false words again)–
    ” John McCain is here. John McCain, John McCain, what a maverick! Somebody find out what fork he used on his salad, because I guarantee you it wasn’t a salad fork. This guy could have used a spoon! There’s no predicting him. By the way, Senator McCain, it’s so wonderful to see you coming back into the Republican fold. I have a summer house in South Carolina; look me up when you go to speak at Bob Jones University. So glad you’ve seen the light, sir.”

    That was simply DEVASTATING. It can’t be underestimated, the courage it took for Colbert to do what he did. This wasn’t just a haha roasting with a little edge. He pretty much said the President was a sham, the Generals are suck ups who don’t mind remotely sending people to their deaths and that John McCain was a man without honor who would do anything to be elected president.

    I believe there will be terrible fallout for Colbert from this vindictive administration–even as the media remains mum so that nobody knows how Colbert spoke real truth to power and finally said some of what needed to said. We need to force the SCLM to talk about this and we need to support Stephen Colbert. Send letters to your local papers and demand coverage. (My paper, the New York Times did a bewildering fluffy piece only on the pResident’s stand up routine). You can also express support at http://www.thankyoustephencolbert.org

  • A monkey can do “comedy” (just ask Ron), and even eight year old kids can do it well.

    But only those with intellect can do satire, and only borderline geniuses can do it well.

    And Colbert is pure, unafreakingdulterated, genius.

    What I wanna know is whether not those who invited him truly understood what they were getting themselves into. The WH has to approve every guest, and my guess is that they just read the transcripts of the Colbert Report and didn’t realize what the hell was going on.

  • Awww, the po widdle princeling’s pwecious feewings were hurt and the moron chattering class were offended. It’s sad state of today’s presidential court when the bravest man in the room is the jester.

    I read a couple of columns writen by right wingers moaning about SC’s “rude” comments. The general theme was, “Sniff, I didn’t think he was funny. Don Imus was funnier and more original. Sniff”

    My favorite line of the night was “reality has a well-known liberal bias”

  • He ripped the president, the administration,
    the MSM and the press to pieces, and left
    them in tatters. For five years we’ve waited
    for someone with the guts to do that. But
    Stephen Colbert did more than just that.
    The guy’s a genius. I knew it the first time
    I saw his show.

    Too bad everyone that matters is going
    to pretend it never happened, instead of
    grabbing the baton and running with the
    biggest story in our history.

  • Those perfumed pukes from Versailles-on-the-Potomac got the asskicking they so richly deserved. If you read the AP report about what they were giving out awards for, it was EXACTLY the stuff Colbert was talking about with “decide, explain, type” as being the job of these half-witted illiterates, ending with “write that novel you’ve got in you – you know, the one about the reporter in Washington who stands up to power, you know – fiction” and for doing what he was talking about when he said:

    ” Over the last five years you people were so good — over tax cuts, WMD intelligence, the effect of global warming. We Americans didn’t want to know, and you had the courtesy not to try to find out. Those were good times, as far as we knew.”

    The “marshmallow heart” of Washington D.C. Colebert talked about should be run out of that place every four years and forced to find honest employment.

  • All of the above.

    And let’s not forget the video (“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”) with Helen Thomas and the reference to Jeff Gannon — Colbert’s best since his “Storm Tracker Tracker” skit on “The Daily Show.”

  • Coblbert brilliantly ripped the entire DC elite – The pols, the press, the pundits, and the inane talking points. He didn’t speak truth to power. He called bullshit on power, and he did so brilliantly.More power to him!

  • For me, there were a few laughs, but mostly I watched it with an amazed, “Wow!” popping out about every 20 seconds. It was confrontational, and confrontation makes people uncomfortable. Remember John Stewart’s appearance on “Crossfire” and Tucker Carlson demanding that Stewart tell some jokes or say something “funny”? He wasn’t funny, but he was damned effective.

    Colbert has more guts than anyone I’ve ever seen in a similar situation. There’s a lot of anger out there toward Mr. Bush, and if he thinks it might not come to the surface in a situation like the correspondents dinner, then maybe he’s the one who’s out of touch with reality. Oh yeah, duh.

  • Such old fashioned fortitude. Stephen’s appearance was classic H. L. Mencken. With bitting wit and courage, he told the truth to an audience that desperately did not want to hear it.

  • Agreed with all of the above.

    There are some classic lines from Colbert that will make their way into the lexicon, if not the history books. Whenever Bush says we’re moving forward or “making progress,” a mental picture of the Hindenburg exploding into flames and someone screaming “O, the humanity!” will forever after pop into my head. Thanks, Steve Colbert. That imagery is just too right.

    As for the media, shaming them will only make them surly. It is obvious to me that there is no media independence in this country. So I suppose they have no choice–either the cocktail weenies or back to reporting stray dogs for Dogpatch TV.

  • The Colbert Experience was a political centrifuge.
    Spin savy Washington got a spin satire ride at light speed.
    It seperated those who could laugh from those who were jokes.
    Those who got stung were the ethically challenged who sank into their chairs in sullen horror. I am shocked at how many journalists are in bed with the administration, judging from their reaction to Colbert.
    Mainstream media further sorts itself by the way it covers the event.
    New York Times, where are you?

  • The audience in the room was far less impressed.
    Guess the truth hurts, don’t it?

  • Colbert does know NOT to go quail hunting with Dick Cheney—yes?

    Anyway, I thought the whole thing was just beautiful. It lends an aura of credibility to the First Amendment. It’s something that Kid George can’t nullify with one of his insidious signing statements. He can’t “straw-man” this one away; he knows full well who got him. He was there, experiencing it first-hand.

    A question I’d like to see someone ask Snowflake at the daily press briefing: “So…Tony…how did the President take to being stretched out on a smelly chopping block and being gutted like a fish by Stephen Colbert?”

    ‘Cause that’s what Colbert did—he stretched Kid George out on the block—and gutted him….

  • On the insolence scale, Colbert went right off the chart. He leaned on the podium with total equanimity and, with words and attitude, flipped off every insulated, self congratulating and self satisfied group and a**hole in the room. He said, “You are naked, You are naked and You are naked”, and he didn’t break a sweat.

    He’s got a lot of f’n nerve and he’s got my R-E-S-P-E-C-T!

    Ridicule based on irrefutable evidence can be hilarious and devastating. Mr. Colbert’s group roast is exibit A.

  • Colbert’s performance wasn’t funny so much as it was scathing. There wasn’t much to laugh at, and it takes a special situation/person to laugh during a rigorous ass-chewing when you’re on the receiving end. No doubt it was even more shocking on a night devoted to self-congratulatory back-slapping.

    To see a warm-up to the correspondent’s dinner, check out Colbert’s interview with William Kristol:

    http://www.crooksandliars.com/2006/04/28.html#a8079

    It’s kind of brutal.

  • P.S. Welcome back Mr. CB. This was a very mysterious absence. Are you working for the CIA? You can confide in us. We won’t tell a soul.

    Thanks to Mr. Stickings and Mr. Morbo for leaping boldly into the breach while you were away.

  • I agree with all posters above.

    Colbert, in effect, assassinated both the corporate media and Bush.

    If the written word is mightier than the sword,
    then perhaps scathing parody is even mightier…

    CB had it right:

    Colbert killed those fuckers.
    He absolutely slit their throats.

  • Colbert’s speech ranks up there with Mark Antony’s little performance
    in Julius Caesar (“Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your ears…).
    He sliced Bush and the overlycomlacent news media with an obsidian
    dagger neatly and sharply. The written transcript doesn’t do it justice,
    however. One has to hear it delivered to get the full effect. Colbert
    should be highly commended for being “no respecter of persons.”
    That is the way true patriotic citizens should talk: bluntly, directly,
    and fearlessly. That is what all those soldiers over the years died for:
    to protect our republic from the nonentities who would sell our freedoms
    out for a few pieces of silver or a few fake awards.
    Let’s hope the American people can appreciate what was done for them.
    Now its our turn to translate Colbert’s speech into effective action.
    Freedom isn’t free. Neither is subservience.

  • One enduring term we can take from Colbert’s speech, and use over, and over, and over… “backwash” – those who still support the preznit. What a great, and insulting label.

    Colbert laid it out there – the emperor has no clothes – it was devastating. Rather than being amused, I was uncomfortable watching the speech because it was so devastating… I dunno, maybe I was waiting for Dead Eye to show up with his shotgun? Colbert has got to be one of the bravest people in the USA, that’s for sure.

  • He was so relentless, he shocked the shit out of the “he-said-she-said” assemblage in that room– a group whose whole purpose is clubby play-acting.

    No sacred cows. He attacked the JCS. I mean, personally attacking the character of generals is a total no-no among the sycophantic, star-struck media– they’re such suckers for a telegenic guy in a sharp-looking uniform–, and Colbert in no uncertain terms called those desk-jockeys cowards. The room was dead silent. Then, to show some “balance”, he feinted like he was going to attack Jesse Jackson, and instead he threw the “glaciers” punchline right back at Shrub. From dead silence on the generals bit, he not only got the room back, he got applause on that gag– the only applause any of his jokes got.

    I mean, this was a massacre. It was as one-sided as Rumaila, Dresden, Hiroshima, Tokyo, Guernica. It was like watching someone keep beating someone after they stop moving… almost embarassingly one-sided. Like that scene in Fight Club where the narrator keeps beating that pretty-boy in the face, and the crowd stops cheering and goes silent. It was overwhelming force.

    Speaking of beating, Colbert did a very physically intimidating hypnotic psych-out that Shrub himself does: he built up that Rocky analogy for a long time, described Shrub’s administration as “a man repeatedly getting punched in the face”, waited for that visual image to sink in, then waved his arm around and aimed directly at Shrub. Virtual physical assault accomplished.

    This was the Burning Bed. This was that explosion of shocking violence you get when people who’ve been victims for so long (20 years of being pounded in the ass by Reagan, Atwater, Gingrich, Limbaugh, O’Lielly, Shrub, and Cheney and all that crowd), finally break out of the learned-helplessnes role and strike back with a frightening fury.

    The AP guy who introduced Colbert provided fair warning: “no-one is safe”. And likewise: “any resemblence between Colbert and certain people in this room, is purely intentional”. Colbert played the right-wing, might-makes-right, winning-at-any-cost, unremorseful, corporate feudalist, empathy-incapacitated, psychopathic bully perfectly, and used all of their standard tricks… on them.

    A truly remarkable performance.

  • It’s sad state of today’s presidential court when the bravest man in the room is the jester. Perfect.

    Saw the drones on Imus discussing how un-funny Colbert was. Imus should talk. At least Stephen didn’t get the flop sweats like Imus, and he didn’t make it personal like Imus. It was strictly business and John Stewart summed it up perfectly last night: “Holy shit!”.

  • I was reading the transcript to The Mrs. last night, and after the “OH MY GAWD!”‘s and hysterical laughter, she just looked at me and said:

    “That poor bastard better make sure his taxes were perfect. The dude’s gonna be audited every single year ’til 2008.”

  • “That poor bastard better make sure his taxes were perfect. The dude’s gonna be audited every single year ’til 2008.” – Mrs Unholy Moses

    Compliament the little woman on her preception for me. The great demi-god Colbert is in for such attention.

    But really, since the day he had Bill O’Reilly on, he has not really had a mainstream Bush sycophant as a guest, but he has had lots of real conservatives (Bruce Bartlett, I believe). I’m sure he will have no difficulty in booking more in the future.

  • This is exactly right:

    “Colbert sure put the media in a pickle. If they foudn his routine unfunny, they’d look like sycophants who, after years of defending their boy king, were mortified at seeing him attacked. If they found it funny, they wouldn’t be sycophants, and might not get that hot tip on the next juicy bit of WH misinformation.

    That leaves only one option: ignore Colbert, and praise the boy king’s performance as the hit of the evening.”

  • Did anyone catch Tweety’s comments. Gad he has so jumped the shark……

    I think Bilmon had it right –

    Colbert’s routine was designed to draw blood — as good political satire should. It seemed obvious, at least to me, that he didn’t just despise his audience, he hated it. While that hardly merits comment here in Left Blogostan, White House elites clearly aren’t used to having such contempt thrown in their faces at one of their most cherished self-congratulatory events. So it’s no surprise the scribes have tried hard to expunge it from the semi-official record — as Peter Daou notes over at the Huffington Post.

    Colbert used satire the way it’s used in more openly authoritarian societies: as a political weapon, a device for raising issues that can’t be addressed directly. He dragged out all the unmentionables — the Iraq lies, the secret prisons, the illegal spying, the neutered stupidity of the lapdog press — and made it pretty clear that he wasn’t really laughing at them, much less with them. It may have been comedy, but it also sounded like a bill of indictment, and everybody understood the charges.

    If things were going well, if Bush’s approval ratings were north of 60%, gas was 80 cents a gallon and the war was being won, I suspect Colbert would have gotten a different reception. His audience could have pretended to be amused — in that smug, patronizing way we all remember from the neocon glory days. But we’re long past the point where the Cheneyites and their journalistic flunkies are willing to suffer such barbs with good humor. The regime’s legal and political troubles are too serious, the wounds too open and too deep for the gang to smile while somebody like Colbert gleefully jabs a finger into them.

    Colbert’s real sin wasn’t lese majesty, it was inserting a brief moment of honesty into an event based upon a lie — one considered socially necessary by the political powers that be, but still, a lie.

    Like its upscale sibling, the annual Gridiron Club dinner, the White House Correspondents dinner is a ritual designed, at least implicitly, to showcase the underlying unity of our Beltway elites. It’s supposed to demonstrate that no matter how ferocious their battles may appear on the surface, political opponents can still gather in the same room and break bread, with the corporate media acting as the properly neutral host. It’s a relic of the good old days of centrism and bipartisan log rolling (“the end of ideology”), visible proof that in the American system, there may be enemies, but there are no mortal enemies. And so last night we had Joe Wilson and Valerie Plame sitting at one table, Karl Rove at another, and no knives were drawn.

    The light entertainment at these events is also supposed to reflect the same spirit of forced good cheer, to the point where even matters of deadly seriousness — things that in other countries might cause governments to fall — are treated like inside jokes, as with Shrub’s looking-for-the-missing-WMDs-under-the-couch routine. Ha ha ha. We’re all friends here!

    The underlying message, never stated or even acknowledged, is that there are no disputes that can’t be resolved within the cozy confines of our “democratic” (oligarchic) system. Friends don’t send friends to jail — or smash their presses or abolish their political parties or line them up against the wall and shoot them.

    The problem is that the tissue of this particular lie has been eroding ever since the Clinton impeachment, if not before, and is now worn exceedingly thin. It’s becoming harder and harder to conceal the ruthlessness of the struggle for power, or ignore the consequences of losing it.
    http://billmon.org/archives/002417.html

  • Colbert just shows us the real Washington media world, where everyone worries so much about offending someone, anyone , that the least bit of frank talk by Colbert turns them into obedient little church mice. MSM has been kissing Dumbya’s and the Rethuglicians’ butt since 2000. The American people have finally been made aware of their incompetence, cronism, lies and thievery. Vote to change both the Senate and House in November!

  • Don Delillo’s novel “Underworld” is an epic about the last half of the 20th century. Of the disjointed characters that fill its pages there is only one who seems to be in any sense heroic: Lenny Bruce. The book intersperses Lenny raving “We’re all gonna die!” during the week of the cuban missle crisis. I believe Stephen Colbert’s press dinner address should be held on par with the most noble of satire including the best of Lenny Bruce and Swift’s “A Modest Proposal.”

  • Brilliant dose of realism for this administration and the media. Just what the Dartmouth plan calls for.

  • Colbert is brilliant. About that there can be no doubt, but this was a tough crowd — he didn’t have a straight man or graphics and the Helen Thomas bit was just lame.

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