Cult of personality

I don’t doubt for a second that Fred Thompson has the ability to be a credible presidential candidate. The Big Three candidates in the Republican field are surprisingly weak, the base and the establishment are looking for a credible alternative, and Thompson appears ready to fill a void. Whether he’s able to deliver remains to be seen, but it’s hardly a stretch to think his chances of getting the GOP nomination are about as good as any of the party’s top candidates.

That said, Thompson’s base of support is perhaps the quintessential cult of personality. Consider this gem from Rep. Zack Wamp (R-Tenn.), one of Thompson’s boosters on the Hill.

“We need a president of the United States after the 2008 election who will rise above the partisan challenges … That person is 6 foot 6. He has a commanding voice. He has a commanding presence. He makes people feel secure. He makes us feel confident. He is slow to act but he is resolute. He is the kind of leader innately that the United States needs today.”

If there’s a more inane basis for supporting a presidential candidate, I can’t think of it.

Thompson is tall, therefore he can “rise above” partisanship? He has a deep voice, so we’ll “feel” secure? Please. I might expect such talk from a 12-year-old with a crush on a movie star, but Wamp is a member of Congress. Show a little pride, man.

I was particularly struck by his use of the word “innately.” Thompson, apparently, is “the kind of leader innately that the United States needs today.” Putting aside the awkward grammar and sentence structure, Wamp appears to be arguing that Fred Thompson is the right man for the presidency because, well, he’s Fred Thompson.

Here’s Kathryn Jean-Lopez with a similar assessment.

Romney and Thompson will wind up in the same administration–one of them as president, the other as … something important and influential. It’s a relatively fearless prediction because I’m not making any public bet on who comes out on top. But they strike me as leaders. I think they probably both get it — conservatism, the war, what’s important in life (including life). And they both probably have the interest of the country seriously weighing on their minds. As do their families. They both strike me as good men who believe in a lot of the same things and neither is particularly keen on attacking the other. They both will have very good people who will work for them — and conservative people at that. If Romney and Thompson are what it comes down to for the GOP, that will be a good thing for America.

Thompson is “good.” He “gets it.” He’s a “leader.” Unlike those traitors, Thompson is one of those candidates with the “interest of the country” on his mind.

I mean, really. There’s hero-worship and then there’s hero-worship on The Corner.

I’ve seen some justified talk in progressive circles about Democratic candidates being based on a cult of personality, most notably Barack Obama. I find some of this fair, but I can’t think of the last time I heard an Obama supporter prattle with the kind of silly praise Thompson has been receiving. When Obama supporters, for example, talk about their candidate bringing people together, they don’t talk about his physical appearance, they talk about his record. It’s more than I can say for Zach Wamp.

It’s going to be a long campaign.

Unfortunately, the dumbies that can’t distinguish reality from TV will jump right on that band wagon too. They’ll assume that he is just like the Head District Attorney on “Law & Order” and that he must be intelligent and a leader since his character is.

  • Did the Repubs suddenly turn into squealing boy band fangirls?

    Overheard at the last debate
    “Ooooh, I like Mittens because he’s a dreamy Mormon!”
    “I luuuuuves Fred because he’s tall and he was in my favorite Die Hard!”
    “I wanna have McCain’s baby!”
    “I’d go gay for Roodee!”
    “That Ron Paul is so awful. He uses facts.”

    Apparently, not everyone is won over.

  • Fred thinks we need to stay in Iraq. America says “nuh uh”.

    He’s as toasted as the other RepubliTards.

  • I think they’re looking for John Wayne. But didn’t he die a while back?

  • CB:

    “If there’s a more inane basis for supporting a presidential candidate, I can’t think of it.”

    How about: “someone you could gulp a Bud with.”
    And: “ya gotta like his swagger.”

    You stand corrected : )

  • “The Big Three candidates in the Republican field are surprisingly weak…”

    I beg to differ, CB. The GOP Frontrunner for the 2008 Republican nomination is in fact suprisingly strong. The GOP Frontrunner for the 2008 Republican nomination is the Congressman from Texas, Ron Paul.

    Observe the following online polls (where Mr. Paul finished 1st, 1st, & 2nd, respectively):

    http://abcnews.go.com/politics/beseenbeheard/popup?id=3135373&POLL288=4000000
    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18421356/
    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,272493,00.html

    But if you want to talk strictly in terms of big dollars, no Mr. Paul is not one of your bought-and-paid-for politicians like “The Big Three.” But Congressman Paul’s staunch opposition to the U.S. Military Occupation of Iraq makes him a leading candidate in my surmise.

  • If there’s a more inane basis for supporting a presidential candidate, I can’t think of it.

    Only since you asked:
    –penis size
    –how far you can piss
    –whether you piss standing up or sitting down

  • I just remembered something. When I was a kid there was a dairy in my home town called Thompson’s Dairy. So since a) dairies sell milk and b) milk is wholesome and good for you and c) Fred Thompson’s last name is Thompson, then Fred Thompson must be wholesome and good for America!

    I’m surprised I didn’t think of that before.

  • imho, the last kind of leader this country “innately” needs is another republican. any republican. period.

  • What’s sadder than the gushing praise is just how empty, how obviously VAGUE, it all is. Granted, it’s still very early in the campaign process (really, were it not unconstitutional, I’d say it should be a law that people can’t announce their candidacy until the year of their election actually begins), but there’s no substance behind this praise of Thompson. It’s just that he looks presidential and feels presidential and therefore he must be presidential and that means he MUST be allowed to become president. I guess that means any child molester with white hair and a beard MUST be hired to be a department store Santa, too?

  • Seriously, did you know that we reject the significantly shorter candidate virtually every time?

    Carter was significantly shorter than Ford but usually the taller candidate wins.

  • Short people are sneaky. They go for the knees in a fight and are really hard to catch in a game of tag.

    Just kidding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😉

  • Maybe for the next debate, they could wear sashes, do a group dance number to open the show, let us see how they look in a bathing suit, and each have to pick a question from a fishbowl…America can txt their votes and the following night, we can have Ryan Seacrest with “The Results Show.”

    Chris Matthews is now openly speculating on whether Al Gore has had some “work” done on his eyes, and he can’t get through a week without trying to figure out how often the Clintons have sex with each other.

    We’ve been down the road with the “guy you could have a beer with,” and found out – too late – that the road runs right off a cliff.

    Why in the world would the media think someone’s height and voice and walk are the measures of leadership? I guess it’s obvious that they have learned nothing, that maybe they are truly incapable of learning from their mistakes. It’s more important to them to draw America in with the inane details of people’s lives, as though the “news media” are all Entertainment tonight franchises, than it is to get all wonky and examine policies and records. Really, how boring…why should we care that someone is spouting factual gibberish when we can rhapsodize over his lustrous hair, or swoon at the sound of someone’s voice? Sunnis, Shi’ites – what’s the dif anyway?

    Sorry for the rant, but this is just too much.

  • The should nominate Bill Brasky. He’s a 10-foot-tall beast man, who showers in Vodka and feeds his baby Shrimp Scampi.

  • Neil, another exception to the rule about the taller candidate winning was 2004. Kerry was definitely taller than Bush, yet he lost. Did you notice how, during the televised debates, they edited the screen deliberately to neutralize the height discrepancy between the candidates? All I can say in response to that is . . . WHAT LIBERAL MEDIA????

  • “Show a little pride, man.”

    Pretty much can be applied to darn near every person in the GOP these days.

    And Tony Blair.

  • I can’t believe there hasn’t been a movement to draft Keifer Sutherland, aka Jack Bauer, to be president. He seems to be the one guy all Republicans think is Da Man.

    Right wingers pick leader like the way the take stands on issues: it’s all based on some dreamy vision and has nothing to do with reality.

  • i just saw a picture of fred and his new wife on glenn greenwald’s site. i can’t imagine what the rest of the world is gonna think about that! it’s almost embarrassing……hell it is embarrassing…….

  • Tweety is gonna be soooo orgasmic over this….. unfortunately, I can hear it now. He’s tall, like Lincoln, he’s an actor like Reagan… He’s the perfect Republican and the perfect president! He’s Ronald Lincoln, he’s Abraham Reagan he’s Linceagan! He’s Reagoln! He’s just what this country needs, Lincoln won a civil war and fired all his generals, we’re in a civil war in Iraq…He played a DA on the tv, so he’s a real law and order guy! He’s so tall the rest of the world will have to look up to him!

    Bleck, I’ve made myself sick. You get the gist of it, hold on to your stomachs and let the fawning begin…..

    Sheesh…

  • I can’t believe there hasn’t been a movement to draft Keifer Sutherland…

    I think the primary reason that hasn’t happened is he isn’t a conservative. Keifer, unlike most FOX robots can tell the difference between reality and the character he plays on TV.

  • If it looks like a duck and walks like a duck and talks like a duck… Surely, it’s a duck?

    If it looks like a leader and walks like a leader… Surely, two out of three ain’t bad?

    “Unlike those traitors, Thompson is one of those candidates with the “interest of the country” on his mind.” — CB

    CB, you missed the key qualifier: “probably”. Not that their minds matter much compared to their looks but, apparently, even Gushing Kathryn isn’t too sure that the best interest of the country is the candidates’ primary motivation (And they both probably have the interest of the country seriously weighing on their minds.)

  • They never mention it, but one of the biggest plusses that Thompson has going for him is that he’s from Dixie. The confederate flag decal/gun rack/pickemup drivin good ole boy wants someone like him in the White House. He doesn’t want a suit-wearing New Yorker, a slickster boy from Massachusetts/Michigan/Utah/Whereever, or a geezer from Sun City, Arizona. And if he can’t get a pardner from Texas who shares his worldview, then Tennessee is as good as it gets. The Republican base has really become geographically isolated to the South

  • actually hes 6 foot 2 inches. NOT 6’6.maybe hes including his dick. thompson is all hype and nothing more. hes got a lot of baggage. theses mindless blow hards are just so hard up for anyone other than the feeble idiots theyve got right now. and what is with that columnist stating that romney is a leader and is a good man who has the interest of the country seriously weighing on his mind. we heard the same crap about bush. ronald reagan was one of the worst things to ever happen to this country. PERIOD!! a good man wouldnt have tried to cheat poor children out of getting the only meal they would get. a good man wouldnt have tried to have a condiment considered a vegetable. he may have been charming and had a good head of hair but a good man or president he wasnt. he was just another republican that cheated on his wife.

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