DeLay’s hearing voices from above

Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay told The New Yorker about his future plans, and what’s motivating him to keep up his conservative crusade. (via Ron Chusid)

Earlier this year, [DeLay] published a memoir called “No Retreat, No Surrender” … in which he claimed that as a young congressman he would on occasion drink ten to twelve Martinis at a time. In this period, he earned the nickname Hot Tub Tom. Then he found Jesus and, he said, stopped sinning. In the book, he freely confesses to committing adultery. “I had put my needs first,” he told me. “I was on the throne, not God. I had pushed God from His throne.” […]

DeLay says that when, in the coming years, he is not fighting the indictment in Texas (he insists that he is not guilty) he will be building a conservative grass-roots equivalent of MoveOn.org. “God has spoken to me,” he said. “I listen to God, and what I’ve heard is that I’m supposed to devote myself to rebuilding the conservative base of the Republican Party, and I think we shouldn’t be underestimated.”

Well, he’s quite the modern-day Noah, isn’t he? An omnipotent God is not only concerned about the future of the Republican Party, He’s specifically worried about the right-wing base of the Republican Party. And this same God is not only interested in the base, but He specifically wants a corrupt exterminator to lead the way in building a rejuvenated far-right movement.

And we know all of this to be true because Tom DeLay received a message directly from God, who told him to take on these challenges.

Remember, when you talk to God, it’s prayer. When God talks to you, it’s schizophrenia.

I should note that, tempting though it may be to dismiss DeLay, he still matters.

The last time I did an item about Tom DeLay, my friend Tim F. at Balloon Juice suggested I direct my attention elsewhere.

Why does anybody still care what Tom DeLay thinks? Of course he will say outrageous crap. He’s a disgraced, toxic bombast with less personal credibility than most inanimate objects. He ran the Congress into the ground and personally contributed as much as anybody to losing the GOP majority. The only way he will see his name in a headline that doesn’t include the word ‘trial’ is if he says something outrageous. He’s a troll, I say ignore him.

I agree with nearly all of this, particularly the adjectives. But I nevertheless think it’s worth taking DeLay on from time to time, highlighting his lunacy, exposing the corruption of his enterprise, and reminding the political word that the likes of Tom DeLay should never be tolerated again.

In a general sense, DeLay is the poster-child for Republican excess and corruption. His foibles should be brought to public attention, because they reflect poorly on the entire GOP machine. In a more specific sense, DeLay, for reasons that defy comprehension, continues to be a major right-wing player.

Indeed, when DeLay says he’s on a (divine) mission to reinvigorate the Republican base, he’s actually quite serious. He has a well-funded, well-organized operation. The media continues to treat him as a respected former congressional leader. His connections in DC, albeit with the minority party, are second to none. DeLay, through it all, still has legions of fans who believe he’s among the best the GOP has to offer.

TNR’s Eve Fairbanks recently noted that DeLay actually has a vision, most of it inspired by revenge (not religion), for his short-term future.

Come fall [2006], he was ringing up old friends, such as K Street Project co-conspirator Grover Norquist and spiritual adviser Reverend Rick Scarborough, to inform them that something very major was about to be unveiled. DeLay now hopes, friends report, nothing less than to rule the conservative grassroots as magisterially as he ruled the House. “He wants to run the outside,” says conservative leader Paul Weyrich.

In December, DeLay launched TomDeLay.com, his new conservative blog. DeLay didn’t instantly master the pithy form (on Reagan’s birthday, he posted an entire 4,000-word Gipper speech) or attract loving fans (he started censoring messages after he received over 100 “mean, nasty, … vulgar” posts during the blog’s first hour). But, before long, he was sounding off on 2008 like a pro in a grainy YouTube video produced by a blog called MuscleHead Revolution and “asking a lot of bloggers, right-of-center, to guest-post at TomDeLay.com,” says RedState.com CEO Erick Erickson.

But DeLay doesn’t just want to become the conservative Kos. He’s arranging to become the conservative MoveOn, too. Along with the blog, DeLay inaugurated his new “Grassroots Action/Information Network,” whose members are promised, for $52 per year, a place in the ranks of an immense holy militia designed to battle “radical leftist agendas wherever they may be found in the United States” via weekly e-mails, letter-writing drives, and petitions. Even this is not quite enough. A few weeks ago, he announced the addition of a second grassroots organization: the Coalition for a Conservative Majority (CCM), which touts itself as the “first such conservative organization worthy of its name.” CCM will be a network of intensely involved activists with chapters in all 50 states — and DeLay is its Howard Dean.

Why don’t I ignore this clown? Because, much to the detriment of our democracy, DeLay isn’t going away.

Follow the money and it flows to a crook like DeLay who serves the interests of the RRR–the Rich Righty Reich.

I worry about those idiots out there to whom Delay’s alleged relationship with God doesn’t raise an eyebrow.

  • Hello CB…

    Can you pass a message on to Tom Delay for me??

    God called. He wants Tom to collect his things and come on home. Apparently, God is grounding him. When Tom pushed God off of his throne, the throne broke. God wants him to rebuild the base of the throne. Tell him that God said Tom misunderstood him. And he should hurry home ’cause “he’s in big trouble mister!”.

  • Wow. So, for a meager $52 per year, I can buy the barrel-o-bile that DeLie is spewing out. Stuff that I can pick up from flippant little bubble-rooms like RedState for free. Stuff that I could smell by standing downwind from a rural sewage treatment plant, a commercial pig farm, or a gathering of Ann Coulter look-alike contestants. I knew that the value of the dollar was down on the global market, but this is just so “Depression-esque….”

  • CB’s right. I had given up for dead G. Gordon Liddy and Ollie North after they caked themselves in sh*t with their respective scandals and they still came back as celebrities and heroes for the far right. Tom DeLay can pull the same Houdini act.

    Call Tom on his BS and keep him marginalized. Even the bugman himself knows cockroaches hate having a bright light shined on them.

  • So, according to Duck Felay, when God is on His throne, He drinks 10-12 martinis a day? I would think that God, if he drank, was a single malt scotch sort of deity–and one who could easily throw back many more than 10-12.

  • Someone should counsel God on the kinds of company He keeps. Why would any omnipotent, self-respecting, all-mighty providential presence speak to the likes of Tom DeLay, Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, George W. Bush, and others in that creepy cohort of crude and contemptible creatures?

  • I’m surprised God has that kind of time on his/her hands, considering the pure human misery that exists around the world – no small part of it caused by Hot Tub Tommie’s former party.

  • Hot Tub’s got the Republican hybrid thing going on:

    K street connections in one pocket and Jesus in the other.

    The formula that brought us Bush.

  • I don’t want to ignore DeLay just because it’s so intensely satisfying to see him in defeat and disrepute. This man was, without a doubt, the most toxic and harmful non-president in our political life over at least the last 40 years. He did more to debase and disgrace the Congress than any other single individual in American history, turning the People’s House into a lobbyist’s trough and doing his infernal utmost to put the power of the federal government behind a fringe ideology that would look much more familiar in tone and subject matter to Wahabbi extremists than to the Founders.

    And there’s ongoing political value as well as karmic satisfaction here. As Steve writes, DeLay is “the poster child for Republican excess and corruption.” People simply don’t like him. Why not keep the spotlight on this piece of human excrement?

  • Heh, I wrote a great comment that got et. Oh well. Suffice to say that it costs almost nothing to start up a blog and an email spam service that has no known customers. Until he shows some money backers (watch his legal defense fund for evidence of that), subscribers who didn’t just sign up so he’ll stop pestering them personally or some meaningful movement allies I will go on thinking that the whole operation is a potempkin storefront taking advantage of near-zero web costs to make his political life seem vital. Politically speaking, IMO he’s still Terry Schiavo.

  • Nixon came back. Gingrich got saved and has received a respectful hearing from the Dobson. Now that Delay has repented of his adultery and and his 12-martini lunches, he could come back too. I suspect that the only way to get rid of any of these guys is to drive a stake through his heart.

  • He is very much the “hated” man who is trying to manipulate the money of the religious right. If he was downing all those martinis daily and saw Jesus, Jesus would tell him to get to an AA meeting. His blathering hypocrisy “should” be obvious but he tries to appeal to a hate filled group who try to use God for revenge against their enemies. This maggot should be in jail and banned from ever holding public office. What you say about his “God” experience and leading the religious right is totally accurate and demonstrates what an egomaniac this guy is.

    Delay the “chosen one”? Is there anyone low enough to buy this crap? I hope not.

  • I long for the day when such lunatic pronouncements regarding god’s direct orders would be met by hoots of derision from at least 95% of Americans. Please keep the atheist books coming, we have to break out of this neolithic mindset.

  • DeLay is to be watched and is dangerous. He is the imbodiment of populist fascism. Religious hucksterism + pro wrestling with a very insecure psyche and delusions of grander. And a (family) history of Birchism and sons and daughters of whatever.

  • Of course DeLay is relevant to the extent that he manages some success in recruiting fundamentalists to his culture jihad.

    But he’s also important for the window he provides into the conservative id.

    His antics, and his off-the-wall pronouncements, are a peek into what the GOP leadership is thinking when they’re not uttering carefully crafted, sensible-sounding, intentionally irrelevant talking points– and into the mindset of the culture jihadis who compose “the base” (or, in Arabic, “al qaeda”).

  • CB, you are right to keep an eye on Tom DeLay. The Coalition for a Conservative Majority didn’t just spring out of DeLay’s head last week. It was registered in Delaware on 2/15/07. So far, I haven’t found a Grassroots Action/Information Network registered anywhere that is still active.

    I suspect that most people associate DeLay with GOP corruption and he is one of the reasons that the Republicans lost in November. If I’m right, we should encourage Tom DeLay to be in the spotlight 24/7.

    My hope that Delay would be more embroiled in the Abramoff mess was renewed when Mark Zachares admitted that Abramoff wired money to him from his foundation’s bank account. Remember, Abramoff sent an email to a colleague in which he said that DeLay wanted Abramoff to raise money for him through his foundation.

  • What was that saying about history and being doomed to repeat it? We had better keep our eyes on all these loons, Tommy boy, Jeb, Dick Perle and that fruitcake Kissinger…the list goes on and on and these clowns will not stop.

  • Tom Delay is pure evil. Unlike some other right wing cockroaches, most people can truly recognize Delay for the scum he is. So keep the sunlight on him and shine it brightly.

  • CB, You are correct in advising we keep an eye on Tommy Tantrum and the other egomaniacs who are doing “God’s Work”. Those who are truly dedicated to charitable, spiritually based actions do so without the TV camera’s and self promotion. Grandiosity is usually a good indicator of self centeredness, not spiritual principles. In Tom’s own word’s he was powerful enough to push God off the throne. That idea in and of itself should make people see his real motivation, Tom and money. If he was strong enough to push God off the throne then I suggest he find a different God, for the one he has must be very weak indeed. Also, he was strong enough to muscle God but too weak to fight alcohol and infidelity? Am I to assume that those vices are more powerful than God?
    It would be wonderful if I could just ignore this snake oil salesman but that would be dangerous and stupid. There are too many well meaning Americans being led down the wrong path by people like this. These so called leaders call themselves Christians, but are they following Christ’s teachings? I think not.
    I use a simple test for these self proclaimed followers of Christ. Are they preaching love, forgiveness, compassion and acceptance or are their words full of hate, anger, condemnation, division and better than thou attitude? Unfortunatly I find that while most of them can recite the words Christ used to teach but none have followed the path Jesus walked.

  • Interesting to watch the psychological manifestations of megalomaniacs after they are relieved of power. It hurts to know that this ridiculous excuse for a man is taking up space on my planet. Surely the air and other resources can be put to better use.

  • Yes, after ten to twelve martinis, I am sure that Tom Delay did need a throne. The god he worshiped was porcelain and flushed. Things haven’t changed that much for him….

  • I doubt that Tom Delay is being talked to by God. More likely it is a cockroach in his ear. If God were talking to Delay, I suspect he would tell Tom to stick his head in the commode.

  • When is DeLay’s trial scheduled anyway? Insanity seems to be the pre-requisite of the far right. Perhaps that will be his plea,”Not guilty by reason of insanity.” It might well be the truth.

  • I use a simple test for these self proclaimed followers of Christ. Are they preaching love, forgiveness, compassion and acceptance or are their words full of hate, anger, condemnation, division and better than thou attitude? Unfortunatly I find that while most of them can recite the words Christ used to teach but none have followed the path Jesus walked.
    — jimeuf

    Exactly right. Even Christ said as much.

    Matthew 7:16 – “You will know them by their fruits. Grapes are not gathered from thorn bushes nor figs from thistles, are they?”

    But hey, why take it from the C-man, let’s here from his Dad.

    Galatians 6:7 – “Do not be deceived, God is not mocked; for whatever a man sows, that he will also reap.”

    And if Tom’s only a pretend christian for the benefits and actually into more earthly philosophies, Mahatma Ghandi had some interesting insights. Take his 7 Sins.

    · Wealth without Work
    · Pleasure without Conscience
    · Science without Humanity
    · Knowledge without Character
    · Politics without Principle
    · Commerce without Morality
    · Worship without Sacrifice

    Food for thought. Be peaceful and peaceful will you be.

  • I suspect God really is talking to Tom Delay. Except that He’s actually saying: ”Goodbye Tommy me boychick…auf Wiedersehen…!”

  • ANother conservative sleaze ball trying to take advantage of the government coupe in 2000. Unlike Reagonomics the right was able to take over the Bush administration and control the events of the country and the world.
    Poor Delay not unlike other republican right wing followers he had to
    take the back seat before elimination from the loyalists pool of the conservative ruling body.
    In a waste heep with the rest of those not worth rescuing from the
    sesspool of life.

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