Dennis Miller questions relevance of Senate Majority Leader

Yesterday, the far-right side of the blogosphere was delirious with joy over Dennis Miller’s two-minute diatribe on Fox News condemning Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid. At last count, I found over 400 conservative blogs praising the attack, characterizing it as the most devastating take-down in political monologue history.

You can watch the clip for yourself, but I have to admit, if this is the most insightful, stinging criticism the right can come up with, Reid should be fairly pleased. Miller’s rant had four basic parts to it:

1. Reid is physically unattractive.

2. Reid’s voice is “whinny” and unpleasant to listen to.

3. Reid’s rhetoric on the war has been “bleak.”

4. Reid is irrelevant (specifically, he has “delude[d] himself into thinking that he matters”).

I realize that Miller considers himself something of a comedian, but his harangue was a joke. For the right to embrace this as some kind of inspirational oratory is rather sad.

After seeing so many far-right blogs linking to it, I expected something fairly strong. Instead, Miller spent about the first half of his angry monologue talking about Reid’s physical attributes. Apparently, the right now finds it amusing to mock political figures based on what they look like. It’s political discourse at it’s most junior high-school level. Perhaps, moving forward, we should judge political leaders based on how tall they are? How much they weigh? Whether Dennis Miller approves of their hair? Please. I know it’s Fox News, but a degree of maturity would be helpful.

But I was particularly struck by Miller’s argument that Reid doesn’t “matter.” (Miller liked the argument so much, he used it twice.) We’re talking about a comedian whose first syndicated talk show was cancelled after less than a year, his HBO talk show was cancelled, his CNBC talk show was cancelled, and he was fired from his Monday Night Football gig.

Now he’s offering two-minute tirades on a late-night Daily-Show knock-off, making fun of politicians’ appearance with a laugh-track to help remind the audience which parts are supposed to be funny.

And he’s questioning the relevance of the Senate Majority Leader? And the right thinks this is brilliant?

I used to enjoy Miller’s work quite a bit. I found his work on Saturday Night Live consistently clever and I watched nearly all of his HBO comedy specials, most of which I found hilarious.

But now he appears to be stuck on Fox News’s “Half-Hour News Hour,” doing bitter invectives about Harry Reid’s weight. It’s a real shame.

Miller jumped the shark a long time ago.

  • “Apparently, the right now finds it amusing to mock political figures based on what they look like.”

    Well, to be fair, it isn’t just the right. Appearance, whether good or bad, is all the rage with the media too. The right has always been stuck on appearance, going back at least as far as Reagan, and this is even more so this primary season seeing the various gushing crushes and mancrushes espoused by various leaders of the media’s right and “left.”

  • Fight Club?!?! He thinks US Foreign policy is Fight Club? Talk about the deluded and irrelevant calling the kettle off white.

  • I thought most people admit that the reason we are stuck with W is because Gore sighed too often and too loudly during the debate. think about it, those were the most costly ‘sighs’ in the history of the world.

    But if you look at Fox or Drudge you will realize that sex and looks are some of the most important things.

    Miller used to be funny. It is so sad.

    Of course, that is just my opinion. I could be wrong.

  • FWIW, Rush Limbaugh waxed poetic about a certain “party leader” whose approval rating was down to 19%, and therefore should admit that he is politically irrelevant. Just when you think Rush is about to fall off the Bush wagon… he’s talking about Reid.

    Who’s not, strictly speaking, the de facto party leader the way a president is. And I’m not sure what poll he’s talking about. Tony Snow mentioned the number over the weekend, but didn’t say where he got it from.

  • Note in the beginning of his rant Miller refers to
    Reid as a “dim bulb”. Towards the end Miller calls Reid a “translucent living shade”.

    Disturbing imagery.

  • Dennis did a cameo appearance on last night’s Daily Show and you could hear crickets chirp. Problem with Dennis is that he’s imbibed too much of the Rep koolaid to ever go back. He’d make a great Repub version of Dennis Hopper’s character from Apocalypse Now.

    The problem right now is that the right has nothing to fall back to to keep the illusion of power/glory/potency alive. Back in the “glory” days, they could ease their pain by finding fault with Bill Clinton (it’s not like they had to work that hard.) But since the Bush Admin’s fumbling, implosion of the thousand year Repub Congress, the daily fumblings around the world including Iraq, the mediocre economy and the increasing signs of global climate change, the Right don’t have much left.

    The worse things get for them, the nastier and more childish they’ll become.

  • It’s political discourse at it’s most junior high-school level.

    That’s what the Republicans are aiming for.

  • Dennis Miller is an obvious attempt to create a “conservative” comedian because the right recognizes a “comedy deficit” and the importance of monologues in shaping public opinion. They are trying to do the same in Hollywood — check out the history of the director of the ABC miniseries. He was actually part of some organization designed to groom fundies to inject rightwing talking points into scripts from the inside. Similar groups train Christians who want to devote their lives to undermining the pro-homosexual journalist agenda. One replaced me at PBS when I moved on to bigger and better things.

    As a sometime book reviewer, I got an advanced copy of this book by some writer who claimed to be persecuted by Bush-loving Hollywood for his conservative views, namely the need for torture. He claimed the only reason his books weren’t option for movies was the liberal bias (I had another explanation — he sucks). It was so transparently the standard bullying that worked so well with journalism, I couldn’t believe it. I later found out he’s the famed script advisor on “24”. Yippie!!!

    The good news is conservatives aren’t funny. At least not the kind of humor that springs from irony. They are of the “taboo” school of humor, that arises from mockery and derision. You know, the kind of thing that makes the bullies laugh when they’re picking on the retarded kid. Ann Coulter humor doesn’t quite strike the same chord as Daily Show irreverence. Rather than taking apart the pretensions of the elite, conservatives want to reinforce them by mocking those-who-aren’t-like-us.

    That will always have a very small audience.

  • I suppose Miller would consider Harry Reid relevant if he had shoulders you could land a 737 on?

  • PS A new LA Times/Bloomberg poll shows the approval rating for Congress way down since January. And a mid-May gallup poll was pretty low, too — about as low as the last Congress.

  • I had to read that twice. I was certain Miller was describing himself. Ugly, whiny, bleak? That’s Miller to a T

  • Let the Republicans laugh, they need something to keep them happy as they head into oblivion.

    Or…

    The laugh track for Miller’s schtick is actually the recorded voices of a whole bunch of “people” who will vote in the next election, but only inside a Diebold machine. They’re the assigned representatives of all the “Snowflake Babies” who are tragically frozen in stasis at fertility clinics all over the country. Don’t worry, there’s a presidential directive somewhere authorizing this.

    And if it’s OK to make fun of how people look, is Fred Thompson fair game? Just wondering. IMO he looks and sounds just like one of the criminals from Scooby Doo, but I can’t remember which episode.

  • Youse guys are all just jealous that you don’t have anybody who exudes the Manliness of our guys. Authentic He-man like Fightin’ Joe Lieberman. Guys with the Booming Voices like Lindsay Graham or Jeff Sessions. Or solid Manly names like Lindsay for that matter.

  • And how could I forget the Sculpted Adonis that is Karl Rove. Brains AND Brawn!

  • I wish I could go back to about 1988 and show young, funny Miller in his SNL heyday – when he was in fact not so different from Jon Stewart of today – some footage of this tirade, along with the movie “Bordello of Blood” and his recent career trajectory. I’m sure he’d kill himself.

    PS – Can anyone imagine the real Jon Stewart performing such a pathetic 180 within 15 years? Not gonna happen.

  • When Miller crossed over to being a right wing douche bag I don’t think he fully understood the new audience he would be pandering to was populated by knuckle dragging, toothless, inbred rednecks who don’t know the difference between Herman Hesse and Herman Munster which would make his philosophical based rants tantamount to trying to teach string theory to monkeys. Having failed at everything he’s done since SNL, this dumb fucking Half Hour News Hour is his last chance so he has to get personal and over the top nasty with his criticism of Liberals because it is what his new audience responds to.

  • Ironic that the comic ironicist has embraced a group with no sense of irony whatsoever.

    Haik’s right. Shark been jumped.

  • Miller was on the Daily Show a few months ago, and trotted out similar shallow crap about Reid (speaks too softly) and Pelosi (she blinks too much). No jokes on anything substantive, just trivial sniping at physical attributes. Stewart seemed pained that an old friend would be so patheitc, but didn’t call him on it.

    This really is all the ReThugs have, trivial sniping. They really can’t engage on substance.

  • Re: my comment at 8

    If anybody should ever say that the Republicans are unprincipled- they do follow a principle pretty strictly nowadays, and I would call it the “Gitmo principle.”

    Instead of politics being a debate and an honest search for truth and for a best answer among several points of view- infantilize the populace like they do to the prisoners at Gitmo; break them down like they do to military recruits. Weaken them and then feed them the most irrational, basely psychological appeals. Republicans think it’s great because it works; who cares about searching for a best answer? The only premium is having one center of authority give an answer, like there has to be only one daddy in a household- because that is the most simple arrangement. A regular-joe philosopher king will tell us what is right and wrong about everything, because he just knows everything.

  • It kills the righties that Colbert, Jon Stewart, and Olbermann create far more Internet buzz than their guys do (just as it kills them that Michael Moore’s movies do well and their shitty documentaries don’t).

  • Chief Osceolo: Can anyone imagine the real Jon Stewart performing such a pathetic 180 within 15 years?

    Not entirely outside the realm of possibility. That is, if you’re talking about a partisan 180; for complete consistency, Stewart would have to abandon his iconoclasm and become a dancing monkey. But he could remain iconoclastic and simply change targets.

    Which is probalby how Dennis Miller sees himself. He was never a lefty to begin with. The catch phrase from his 1992 talk show was, “…while he waited for his erection to subside,” when reported fake-news about Bill Clinton (this was during the campaign, mind you). Miller then supported Perot both times. Sure, he went bonkers after 9/11, but it wasn’t a complete U-turn.

  • To clarify, a “pathetic 180” for Jon Stewart would be to become a dancing monkey. He could start bashing Democrats more than Republicans without doing a 180, as long as he did so with integrity.

  • Dennis Miller: a legend in his own mind who had stopped being funny long before he resurrected his career by switiching his politics and playing to the mouth-breathers.

  • Miller was only speaking about himself. I can’t think of a better way to describe him.

  • What, you expect a right-wing comedian to deal with actual issues?

    Another cases of massive Stewart envy.

  • Dennis Miller has been a neo-con asshole for some time now, and thus irrelevant.

  • If you can’t beat ’em, smear ’em. That’s been the republican mantra for quite some time.

  • Clever/half-clever cultural references and high-speed reference firing aside, Miller’s a piss-yer-pants righty. He claimed that 9/11 changed how he saw the world; to me, that’s as pathetic as (the other explanation) his realization that he could get a second career act out of swerving right.

    I live in NYC and worked on Wall Street at the time (still do, part-time). I was down there that morning. Yeah, it was scary and upsetting. No, it didn’t fundamentally change my life or my choices as to where to live and work, nor did it for anyone I know. But Miller, a continent away, evidently was so traumatized by what happened that he embraced a party of idiots and a president who under other circumstances would detest a know-it-all smartass like him.

  • Miller’s said that what made him become a right-wing nut was hearing liberals call Rudy Guiliani a fascist. Which is hysterical, because in the 1990s he was making Nazi jokes about Newt Gingrich.

  • What happens to an intellectual comedian when he gets fired or canceled from every show he gets and is told he’s just not that funny anymore?……………He becomes extremely bitter and his humor becomes desperate.
    Most viewers sense the bitterness and desperation behind his attack humor. They sense a tremendous ego and vanity that has been badly bruised resulting in masked anger underlying his comedy routines.
    The result is that he is no longer funny and each attempt at humor becomes more desperate and angry. It truly is sad to watch a comedian become so bitter. It is Dennis Miller who has become irrelevant.

  • Here’s a creepy image:
    Miller doing a command performance for Commander Codpiece. Between DM’s smarmyness & the Commander Guy’s smirks & laughs (heh heh…), it’s way more scary and disturbing than “Bordello of Blood.”

  • This is funnier than anything Miller’s said in ten years:

    “I’ve learned one thing in listening to all the debates and reading about all these people running for office, and the one fact I’ve learned, I can’t get out of my mind, is that Rudy Giuliani has been married more times than Mitt Romney’s been hunting.”

    — Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV), quoted by the New York Times.

    http://politicalwire.com/archives/2007/06/11/bonus_quote_of_the_day.html

  • Maybe they would feel better if Reid got $400 haircuts? Hypocrits.

    It makes you wonder about this fixation on how men look. Maybe they are anti-gay for a reason – they protesteth too much methinks.

  • Okay. I’ve read everyone’s comments, but one thing still puzzles me:

    What’s a “Dennis Miller?”

  • Heheh….yeah well I was out at our local Indian casino (Pala in San Diego) the other day and Mr. Miller’s upcoming appearance was prominently advertised on graffiti covered billboards all along the highway.

    Well, his appearance and that of Basil Valdez, who apparently is “is one of the Philippines’ most captivating balladeers” although according to the Wikipedia he is “semi-retired”. BTW, it will cost you $8 more to see Valdez than Miller.

    Hell, tickets for the tribute band “Australian Pink Floyd” in June cost $10 more that Miller tickets.

    Who’s irrelevant again Dennis?

  • Since I don’t watch DM’s show, I don’t know if he uses a recorded laff trak on his program. He does seem to need to provides his own laughter at every occasion that I’ve seen him as a guest. There’s a reason…………..

  • I caught his recent appearance on Jon Stewart’s The Daily Show and in addition to the comments above describing his performance, I would add that it seemed a tad desperate. He rattled off his spiel a little too fast and too rapid-fire, as if he’d been rehearsing it, maybe to show that he still “has it”.

    It was a sad comedown — not for him. I wouldn’t waste any pity on a smugly superior puke like that. It was a comedown for us in the audience, that had to sit through such second rate material; The Daily Show usually offers us SMART comedy.

  • Just something to consider – when the White House Press Corp had a dinner, it wasn’t Dennis Miller speaking, it was Stephen Colbert. The point of which is that Dennis has become about as funny as Ann Coulter and crossed into the realm of irrelevance.

    Unfortunately as soon as Dennis got un-funny (his act is stale) and he chose a side, he relegated himself to a certain kind of audience. I had thought at one point he was a sharp and intelligent comedian. From seeing his current schtick, I guess I was wrong. Bummer.

    Dennis, to pull a quote from one of your own rants – you’re 41 1/2 minutes past your 15.

  • I thought Dennis Miller was dead. He’s still around? Oh, it’s just his career that died … a very long time ago.

    BAC

  • Oh yeah, Colbert is funnier than Miller. Uh huh. Dead is what Al Franken’s career and Maher’s pretentious mouthings have become.

    Miller has more people watching him on the Tube than Colbert, for example, at least on Wednesday nights!

  • Wow, you people are so on top of this which means his appearance on the Stewart show was them throwing him a bone out of some respect for his SNL days. So what next, a few months down the road he has an “accident” cleaning his gun or something?

  • You want to know what’s worse? ABC’s putting this faux-comic crap on George Stephanopoulos for the last several Sundays. And they’re dropping Jon Stewart, it would seem as well.

  • I think you folks are giving Miller way too much credit for his SNL days. Remember, that those Weekend Updates were written by staff writers and edited by Lorne Micheals. Dennis Miller just delivered them.

    But then, that would make him irrelevent then too, wouldn’t it?

  • Even before the 2000 elections, Dennis had jumped the shark. I saw him shilling for AT&T. “Dennis, bubeleh, look at yourself,” I said to the TV. “Check out the eye shadow, the fishnet stockings, and the price list pinned on your slit skirt. You’re a whore, baby!”

  • Once upon a time, in the early 90-ish region, Dennis Miller did for me what Jon Stewart is doing now. He brought politics to a level I could mostly understand and it gave me an in to the whole process. His humor was scathing and hysterically funny and yet still managed to get the important issues into the spotlight.

    He’s a shadow of himself now, running the republican talking points through his cynical filter and spouting it back out like a koi with a bad feed pellet. When I first saw him after his ‘comeback’ I was shocked, almost to the point of tears. Where had my sarcastic reviewer of all things politically shady gone? What had changed in the couple years I failed to pay attention?

    I don’t know if he believes what he’s saying, or if he’s just trying desperately to find an audience that hasn’t found their niche with his younger, better counterparts in Colbert and Stewart. Part of me thinks it’s the republican cliche- Everyones a democrat until their house is big enough and their pool deep enough to make them greedy enough to switch from ‘fuck the man’ to ‘fuck the poor’.

    Once upon a time Miller was a hero to me. Now he makes me sad beyond measure. Go away, Dennis. Enjoy your house and your pool and your new cronies with their bullshit talking point politics. Hopefully your bank account doesn’t dive too far because then maybe you’ll be reminded of why you used to be who you were.

  • I used to love Dennis Miller. His rants were really well done and appropriately biting. I just think he is one of those people who lost their minds after 9/11. Miller, Christopher Hitchens, Joe Lieberman all used to have pretty solid liberal credentials, then post attack they each did a complete 180 and are totally obsessed with security. They become uber-conservatives. When you let fear take over it overwealms just about everything else. For Miller, he’s not even very funny anymore. Watch some of his HBO specials and then watch this. It’s two different people. When fear takes over, creativity and vibrancy just vanishes.

  • One of my neighbors used to date Miller in his pre-SNL days, when he was doing pretty well as a stand up. Basically, she dumped him because he had a bad mean streak and would say pretty much anything to piss you off when he was unhappy about anything. Oh and he was an arrogant prick.

  • talk about irrelevant… a once rising star of comedy, beloved by millions for his years on Saturday Night Live and HBO and even amusingly tolerated for his failure as a color commentary on Monday Night Football. Now the only way he can get any screen time at all is as an organ grinder’s monkey for extremist wing of the republitard party on Faux News.

    And he can’t even blame drugs and alcohol for his demise.

  • These last two comments by Arisma and Robin say it all.

    An Open Letter to Dennis Miller
    http://mnl_1221.tripod.com/dennismiller.html

    Actually, Miller’s last appearance on Jay Leno some two weeks ago weren’t so bad, where he was less political and more personal. Also, he said that he doesn’t like to argue on his current radio show, because he hears too much arguing on radio already. I can attest to this. I called in on the second day and expressed my disappointment over his change in politics. He responded with respect and gentleness, explaining his position fairly well.

    Details:
    http://boards.billmaher.com/showthread.php?t=58156

  • Miller is calling Harry Reid irrelevant? Miller’s only current relevancy is as a cautionary tale: Don’t change horses before you you get to midstream; you may back the wrong horse. (Please pardon the grafted metaphors.) Miller has is on record as saying his political aboutface was a direct result of 9/11. That may be true (his rants on the old HBO series regularly and savagely skewered the right). But, horrible as 9/11 was, if you can abandon your principles as cavalierly as he did, they weren’t principles. They were conveniences. Miller deserves to ride this horse into oblivion.

  • Dennis is a man. Boy he really knows how to put his balls where his mouth is. Why don’t these neocon shitheels man up and volunteer for duty in Iraq. I mean all of these he-men, including Coulter, swaggering into Baghdad and knocking some towel heads together would end it all in a flash. Bush, Cheney, Miller and the rest of the manly men would love to mix it up in one big sweaty man ball of orgasmic rhetoric and vigorous daisy chaining. I mean these guys are MEN…..MANLY MEN! Butter up the cabin boy (Miller) because all there is……are men, men, men, men, men. I would definitely piss on their graves in a glorious salute to their unbridled manhood and uncommon valor in avoiding combat and not risking their overly valuable lives when others who are less valuable will sufice. Praise these gluttonous, bloated, craven xenophobes……for they know the answers to all the wrong questions. Bray on douche bags……bray on.

  • Dennis Miller.
    Republican fund raiser, loser game show host.
    Man, time for that guy to just kill himself.
    The last funny line he had was in ’85.
    Now he supports a mentally-retarded coked out “leader”.
    Guess what – God no longer blesses the USA.

  • I watched Miller’s HBO show. I loved him as a comedian but there was something he stated in an episode that made me take anything he said with a grain of salt. He stated that he was for sale. He said that if HBO paid him enough he’d say anything. This is just more of the same.

  • When did he becomes such an ass? I don’t remember him being this way in the late 80’s. Now he’s practically Rush Limbaugh – what happened to him?

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