Emperor searches in vain for his clothes at press conference

As you’d probably expect, there were more than a few questions about the NSA’s warrantless-spying program at the president’s press conference this morning. If there was even one substantive response to fairly specific questions, it was hiding well.

For example, one reporter asked Bush why he “skip[ped] the basic safeguards of asking courts for permission for the intercepts.”

“[R]ight after September the 11th, I knew we were fighting a different kind of war. And so I asked people in my administration to analyze how best for me and our government to do the job people expect us to do, which is to detect and prevent a possible attack. That’s what the American people want. We looked at the possible scenarios. And the people responsible for helping us protect and defend came forth with the current program, because it enables us to move faster and quicker. And that’s important. We’ve got to be fast on our feet, quick to detect and prevent.”

None of this makes a lick of sense. First, the response explains why he signed off on the NSA program, not why he sidestepped the courts and FISA. Second, speed is irrelevant — the law goes so far as to let the administration tap a phone first and go back to get permission days later. We’re already “fast on our feet “; this doesn’t make clearer why the White House circumvented the legal process.

But taking Bush’s comments at face value, another reporter asked why, if speed is so important and existing law is inadequate, the administration hasn’t “sought to get changes in the law instead of bypassing it.” Bush’s response:

“[A]n open debate about law would say to the enemy, ‘Here is what we’re going to do.’ And this is an enemy which adjusts.”

This doesn’t work either. FISA law is already on the books — and can be read by anyone — and measures such as the Patriot Act are part of a relatively “open” debate already. If Bush feels constrained by existing law, he can ask Congress to change the law. He seems to find it easier to just go around lawmakers and judges. (Or are we talking about “secret laws“?)

Reporters soldiered on. One, whom Bush fondly calls “Stretch,” noted that FISA courts approve nearly every request, they operate in secret, and search warrants can be given retroactively. So why sidetrack the process?

“We used the process to monitor. But also, this is a different — a different era, a different war, Stretch. So what we’re — people are changing phone numbers and phone calls, and they’re moving quick. And we’ve got to be able to detect and prevent. I keep saying that, but this is a — it requires quick action.”

On and on it went. It’s not that the president has crafted an unpersuasive spin; it’s that this isn’t even spin at all. There’s no substance, no explanation, no reasoning.

Bush holds fewer press conferences than any president of the television era, but at this point, he might as well not bother. It’s frustrating for us, embarrassing for him, and a waste of everyone’s time.

Logic, common sense and rational thought have no place with these folks, or apparently in today’s debates.

  • I find it interesting that Bush mentioned that we used to “monitor” but now we need to “detect”. To me, monitoring implies that a warrant was issued for a single phone/email/whatever. To detect seems to imply a broader scope of activity, such as widespread non-targeted electronic eavesdropping in hopes of picking up a keyword. This would be too broad to be covered by a warrant and would seem to fall outside of what FISA approves.

  • Any string of words coming out of Shruby’s mouth is adequate. Don’t forget, a lot of his followers speak in tongues. He’s making perfect sense to them and whoever doesn’t understand just hasn’t reached a high enough level of enlightenment. Speak with force and conviction and some folks won’t care that they’re listening to gibberish.

  • I think one possible reason that Bush didn’t go through FISA is that the eavesdropping was politically motivated.

    I’ve often thought that Bush was the Harriet Miers of presidents, now it appears he is also the Scott McClellan of presidents. What a crew!

  • “…the eavesdropping was politically motivated.

    I wonder what we should do to someone who initiated spying on political enemies. Hmmm.

    Too bad there’s not a precedent.

    😉

  • If this issue stays alive and an investigation goes deeper, it will be discovered that the reason W didn’t go to FISA was because he wanted to spy on people he is not allowed to spy on. This whole thing about protecting America is just bullshit we’re not supposed to argue with.

    My guess is W wanted to spy on journalists, members of congress and the DNC. Lets not foget that Karl Rove and Dick Cheney are running the country and they view this kind of behavior as their perogative.

  • Steve,

    HuffingtonPost.com links to a post of yours (left nav), but the link reads:

    “CarpetBagReport: “The president’s willingness to concede a few obvious facts is so unusual, it’s literally front-page news”…”

    First, tell them to fix the link and not to truncate it in the future. Your URL is all you have, and just because Arianna’s going for a breezy left-wing sassy/bitchy tabloid look and feel doesn’t mean you have to be given short shrift. Or any shrift.

    Second, they actually trucated your quote but didn’t even include elipsis (…) to indicate that they had. Of course in doing so they changed your meaning to fit their agenda, which is very trendy and Bush-like of them, but I still think that’s a no-no.

    So thank ’em for the link, and ask them politely not to do that to you again. Because if you don’t it’s going to be about a week or two before most of your posts become defacto IP of the Huffington Empire. (Not to mention sharing space with assholes like Instapundit.)

  • Also, the prior post I made would answer all the unanswered questions on why Bush would do this.

  • Does anybody else find this to be missing the point to a disturbing extent? THIS is doing what the terrorists want. They want to turn us into a closed society, or at least replace our open government with a closed one, one which is unaccountable. This is what should be unacceptable. Nevermind the fact that Bush and Cheney’s protestations that not being this secretive somehow helps the terrorists, which makes no sense at all. We are losing the war on terror, and not because the terrorists are doing a good job at hitting us, but because our government under Bush is extraordinarily incompetent and uncreative, they have to rely on literally police-state tactics and old-school jingoism.

  • Bush is a mindless puppet following the dictates of Cheney & Co. He is not able to think for himself, let alone speak without a script. I am sorry to note he isn’t the only one; Congress is full of so-called representatives who are unable to speak without the benefit of script. The statesmen are gone.
    I have also noticed that the Fox machinery has openly taken over CBS. With expanding propaganda machines, the Greedy Old Pigs don’t need Bush to make sense. The networks will speak for him. What they cannot change, they simply don’t report.
    Interesting all the bad news comes out on Friday afternoons, buried over the weekend with fluff reports about nothing and worked into spin by Tuesday.
    We live in a one-party government now, the republic is dead. Unless people get on the ball soon, it will be too late. The voting machines make the vote a joke.

  • Oy opened my eyes to the extent that the Huffington Post co-opts blog posts from other bloggers. I had their post of the “CarpetBagReport” post emailed to me and Huffington really put their name all over it. Not that it was criminal, just kind of tacky. Here’s the email I received:

    The subject was: [ HuffingtonPost.com ] Recommendation: CarpetBagReport: “the president’s willingness to concede a few obvious facts is so unusual, it’s literally front-page news”…

    Then there was a banner pic of the Huffington Post in the message.

    XXXXXXXXXXXX has just sent you a piece from HuffingtonPost.com

    CarpetBagReport: “the president’s willingness to concede a few obvious facts is so unusual, it’s literally front-page news”…

    Link: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/thenewswire/archive/../../2005/12/19/carpetbagreport-the-pre_n_12572.html

    The media reports on the president’s speech last night seems to have a common thread. … Read the rest at HuffingtonPost.com

    © 2005 HuffingtonPost.com, LLC

  • Boy Mr. CB, ya start hitting the big time and life just gets all complicated. Thanks to Oy for looking after Mr. CB’s best interests.

    As soon as you wonder why ShrubCo did an end run around FISA a light has to go on that the ghosts of plumbers past are haunting this X-mas season. The Kerry campaign, reporters, congressfolk, blogfolk. Cutting ShrubCo ANY slack at all on the scope of their paranoia and dark, teeth grinding curiosity would be a mistake. Knowing what the other side is doing is like an addiction to ShrubCo. The fear of not knowing gnaws at their sleep. They detest being caught off guard.

  • Does anybody else find this to be missing the point to a disturbing extent? THIS is doing what the terrorists want.

    You’re so dead-on with this.

    Starting a war in the Middle East, in a Muslim nation, where we have an awful track record, also qualifies as doing what the terrorists want. This jack*ss has been outsmarted by that reed-thin cave-dwelling dirtbag. That’s what’s so galling – he was outfoxed so badly.

  • The video on PBS of Chimpy trying to think of an excuse for bypassing FISA was even more interesting than the transcript:

    Q “…why did you skip the basic safeguards of asking courts for permission for the intercepts?”

    seven second pause

    THE PRESIDENT: “First of all, I — right after September the 11th, I knew we were fighting a different kind of war…”

    I played it a couple of times, and timed it. Granted, there was some “um” and “uhh” in between, but this was a very telling gap. All he could think of was his tired old “September 11th” BS.

    He knows he’s toast this time.

  • He knows he’s toast this time.

    He’s not toast till someone puts him in the slot and pushes down the lever.

    Congress needs to get off its ass…

    And if Congress as a body doesn’t, then those Congresscritters who care about a functioning republic do…

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