Everyone knows to ignore the Nigerian e-mail scam — well, almost everyone

If you have email, then you’ve no doubt seen the spam from some foreign dignitary who needs your help getting some money out of his country. He’ll share it with you, just so long as you “help” with some upfront costs.

It’s a transparent con, which we’ve all received far too often, and which we all delete immediately after it hits our inbox. Well, maybe not all. Meet John Worley — decorated Vietnam veteran, ordained minister, Christian psychotherapist, and in one awful case of misjudgment, mark.

Worley scrolled through his in-box and opened an e-mail, addressed to “CEO/Owner.” The writer said that his name was Captain Joshua Mbote, and he offered an awkwardly phrased proposition: “With regards to your trustworthiness and reliability, I decided to seek your assistance in transferring some money out of South Africa into your country, for onward dispatch and investment.” Mbote explained that he had been chief of security for the Congolese President Laurent Kabila, who had secretly sent him to South Africa to buy weapons for a force of elite bodyguards. But Kabila had been assassinated before Mbote could complete the mission. “I quickly decided to stop all negotiations and divert the funds to my personal use, as it was a golden opportunity, and I could not return to my country due to my loyalty to the government of Laurent Kabila,” Mbote wrote. Now Mbote had fifty-five million American dollars, in cash, and he needed a discreet partner with an overseas bank account. That partner, of course, would be richly rewarded. […]

Still, Worley, faced with an e-mail that would, according to federal authorities, eventually lead him to join a gang of Nigerian criminals seeking to defraud U.S. banks, didn’t hesitate. A few minutes after receiving Mbote’s entreaty, he replied, “I can help and I am interested.”

Needless to say, this was not the right response.

It’s a remarkable, albeit depressing, story. If you’ve ever wondered what happens to the poor victim of one of these cons, you’ll have to read this article. It’s stunning.

Explains a lot: “American culture is uniquely prone to the ‘too good to miss’ fallacy. ‘Opportunity’ is our favorite word. What may seem reckless and feckless and hapless to people in many parts of the world seems a justifiable risk to Americans.”

hehehe….

  • Worley warned kids about Satan and relied on God’s will. It couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.

  • I wonder if Worley mentioned at his trial that he still believes he was dealing with real people, at least at first? His last words make it sound like he would jump right back into it if given half a chance. I hope they put him under some kind of supervision after he gets out of jail, he’s probably going to need it.

  • This was a mind-blowing article. What’s more, it’s not an isolated incident, obviously, or there wouldn’t be any more Nigerian emails if they weren’t profitable.

    My favorite part was when they sent Worley checks, but they were just reproductions of checks from random corporations, and when they cleared, Worley was on the hook for passing bad checks. Those Nigerians are some kind of geniuses.

  • Throughout his reaming by the Nigerian scammers, Worley was presented with reason after reason for flipping off the thieves. He rationalized bad checks and ignored respelled/misspelled names while constantly shelling out LOTS of money to an ever changing roster of players. And he did all of this in the year 2006 when the Nigerian e-mail scam has been a punch line to jokes for several years.

    Mitchell Zuckoff’s good writing got me through the story but Worley’s deluded stupidity kept making me wonder why I was bothering. It was striking to me that Worley has made the leap of faith required to be a very religious person. The Nigerians understood how to cultivate that willingness to make another leap of faith toward another nonexistent pot of gold at the end of a rainbow mirage. It seems like there is some consistency to the frequency with which true believers are taken to the cleaners.

    Worley should be locked up just so his wife can rest easier knowing he doesn’t have access to their bank account, credit cards or a computer. He still hadn’t truly let go of his delusion right up to the end. The Nigerians sowed lies with a manure chaser and harvested Worley’s dumb ass.

  • Another big hit against “faith-based investing.” We’ll see the same result with Bush’s tax cut fiasco.

    I hope this nation wakes up to the day when faith in God no longer means every decision by the believer is right. Beneath all of Worley’s piety was a deep vein of selfishness. Maybe God is talking and the faithful aren’t listening: being a true Christian means going beyond the window dressing and delving into true acts of selflessness. More Ghandi and less Gordon Gekko.

  • Thats a big epidemic right now! We have a new Dating Site online since a view month and we have a hug database of scammer-pictures and emails allready.

    Pictures used in Dating Scam
    Nigerian Online Daing Scam

    90% of woman-suscriptions are fakers and scammers, unbelievable!
    Since the goverment of Nigeria is fighting against this criminals, these guys use to operate from Senegal and Ivory Coast.

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