About two weeks ago, after months of rumors, we finally got a look at Fox News’ attempts to break into comedy. Apparently, with the success of The Daily Show and The Colbert Report, the right decided that conservative humor was missing from the discourse, and Rupert Murdoch would fill the void.
The first glimpse wasn’t encouraging. A video clip of “Red Eye,” a late-night talk show hosted by Former UK Maxim editor Greg Gutfeld, leaked online. It was train-wreck bad — responding to Joe Biden’s remark about Barack Obama being “clean,” the Red Eye panel joked, “Well, I think Oprah’s clean…. She does douche.”
As it happens, Reye is but one of two new comedies on Fox News, the other being “The Half-Hour News Hour,” which is intended to be a conservative version of The Daily Show. As luck would have it, FNC conveniently leaked a clip of this cringe-worthy show. How bad is it? I think Bob Cesca summarizes the situation nicely.
They’ve forced me to do it again. Fox News Channel has “leaked” something on the internets that’s so awful it’s forcing me to actually promote it. As with avoiding mentions of Ann Coulter’s books, I try not to give promotion — even negative promotion — to certain things which are both ridiculous and meaningless.
That is, unless such items really, really deserve to be mocked at length.
And that brings us to FNC’s new Daily Show knockoff titled The Half Hour Comedy Hour. Oh wait. That was a show on Comedy Central, like, 20 years ago. The new FNC show is actually called The 1/2 Hour News Hour and there’s a reason why the “comedy” part was left out of the hackish and oh-so-clever title (half-hour + an hour show = knee slapping awesomeness). Obviously because, well, you know. There’s no comedy.
Bob isn’t exaggerating; it’s that bad. In fact, it’s worse.
Here’s the Orlando Sentinel’s take:
Jon Stewart knows how to do slashing comical commentary. He weighs in on what’s happening, such as the media’s bizarre coverage of Anna Nicole Smith’s death.
Fox News Channel does not know how to do slashing comical commentary. This show was meant to be a conservative version of “The Daily Show.” It is a botch.
“The 1/2 Hour News Hour” does not comment on what is happening; it simply takes swipes at people. These people include Howard Dean, Hillary Clinton, Dennis Kucinich, Barack Obama and Ed Begley Jr. Other joke topics are the ACLU, Time magazine, children’s books and global warming.
Laughter, of an awfully canned variety, greets all the gags. Nothing happening on screen justifies these outbursts.
Fox News Channel will offer a second episode at 10 p.m. March 4. If we’re lucky, we’ll never hear of this dreadful show again.
Don’t take my word for it; watch this clip. The main “joke” seems to be that Barack Obama’s initials are “B.O.,” which leads to all kinds of laugh-track hilarity. (Apparently the show was written by elementary school children for fans of Sean Hannity. Not a good combination.)
Wait, you say, maybe this was just a two-minute dud in an otherwise clever program? It’s possible, but remember, these are the two minutes Fox decided to leak in order to generate buzz for the program. They presumably picked the best two minutes of the half-hour show. This is what they came up with.
Let’s put it this way: Fox News is apparently as good at comedy as it is in reporting the news.